Sex Toy Reviews

Oral sex is awesome all on it’s own, but I’m never opposed to shaking these up trying a little something new.  This is especially true when it comes sex toys that I can use with my   Plus, I have to admit, turning my boyfriend into a human vibrator is a pretty awesome idea?  I was a little worried about him cracking a tooth, but he was willing to take that risk and take one for the team.

The LingO from ScreamingO of is a tongue vibrator made from soft stretchy TPR silicone.  It is disposable and made to last for 40 minutes of fun.  It has a basic on/off switch and rocks one steady speed at the upper end of medium.  It is compact with a length of 1 ¼ inches, a width of 1 inch.  When fully stretched, I would say the band measures a little over 2 inches in width.  The bullet was very quiet.

Surprisingly, the TPR band wasn’t uncomfortable around my tongue or my boyfriend’s tongue.  It stays on just fine as long as your tongue is still or doing minimal movement.  The bummer is that once you start to tense your tongue up it starts to slip off.  This might leave you feeling limited in what you can do since you can’t really move your tongue a whole lot.  Essentially, you have to do is keep your tongue relatively still, rest your tongue on the corresponding point of interest and move your head around rather than flicking, licking, etc .  It isn’t really ideal, but you can get it done.

The sensation of vibration on the tongue was a bit odd, but I expected as much.  It’s a vibrator on your tongue!  It isn’t exactly an everyday experience and certainly wasn’t enough to ruin the mood!

For the most part we used this for cunnilingus, but you could also use this while giving a blow job if you were so inclined.  It was a bit too cumbersome for me, but it could definitely be used to tease his cock or any other area of his body you so choose.

The vibration strength was decent.  It definitely packed enough punch to give a decent amount of buzzy stimulation.  I will mention that this is true for all of the Screaming O products that I have tried. One might that that from the size and the fact they are disposable that there wouldn’t be much there.  They definitely represent for inexpensive little vibrators.  In a pinch, it would totally work as a finger vibe.

I’m not necessarily sold on the idea that you NEED to add vibration to oral sex.  For me, the awesome thing about oral sex is that you’re using your tongue (and other mouth parts) to supply pleasure to the receiver.  However, for the sake of trying something new it is totally awesome.  That is something I’m always down for and always encourage.

Thanks, Goodvibes!

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Sometimes when you get to the end of the rainbow, you find a pot of gold… and sometimes you find a giant orgasm.  As much as I love me some riches, those orgasms are an even bigger pull, so now that I found a very special rainbow that has me begging for more, more, more, I’m staying put!  What rainbow is that, you ask?  Well, it’s the Rainbow from Papaya Toys!  A big vibe with a big personality!

I’m not sure why this brightly colored space alien-looking toy is called the Rainbow, but I can only guess it’s because of how wet things are when it comes around.  And since it measures in at a whopping 10”, you can only imagine just how wet everything becomes as soon as Rainbow comes out of the packaging (which, I should mention, is lovely as well).

With a long curved neck, bulbous head and ridged body, the Rainbow is designed for lots of internal stimulation, and though I preferred to keep it deep inside, it looks to be a good toy for thrusting in and out, which some folks really enjoy.  Now, I really like in-and-out thrusting as well, but there was something about this toy that felt more comfortable just hanging out inside once it entered my bits.  I don’t know if it was the size, since it is 1.65” diameter, which isn’t that big, but I still liked it more for internal pressure and less for friction stimulation.

Vibrator-wise, this big guy is pretty strong.  On a scale of 1-10, I’d weigh it in at about a 7.  It’s no Hitachi Magic Wand, but it’s got a nice strength to it, as well as three varying speeds and a few pulse patterns that feel fantastic.  Plus, it’s totally waterproof and fully submersible, meaning that a bath time date is in my near future.  I swear, waterproof vibes are the only reason my bathtub is always clean and ready for use.

Being 100% medical grade silicone, Papaya’s Rainbow is super body safe and awesome.  Unlike other silicone toys, this one is not boilable or dishwasher-safe, but you can use a 10% bleach solution to sterilize it, or just soap and warm water (though if you are sharing it, use a condom).  This specific silicone is really velvety, so you may need a little extra lube (water-based lube) to keep the friction just right without too much drag (ow!).

All in all, Rainbow is a great, high quality vibe with style and all the right sensation.  Thanks Papaya!

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We are back with another freak from the Fleshlight Freaks line of quality silicone cocks!  This time we are here with Alien, a beautiful blue dildo that is… out of this world.  Ok, sorry, I had to.  While we wanted to feature Frankenstein and Drac in time for Halloween, this dick is little less ‘monster’ and more extraterrestrial, so figured it would be great to talk about, and use, whenever (though Frank and Drac are perfect for anytime insertion as well!).

Blue, like the Avatar aliens (or Navi), the Alien is 7.5” from base to tip, including the balls, with 5.5” insertable length.  Circumference-wise it’s 5.5” as well, but in a shape that definitely sets it apart of other dildos I’ve encountered.  Not only is the Alien way more oval than round, it actually seems almost like two thin dicks have fused together side-by-side and are making up one super thick cock.  Or like one giant cock was flattened down a little and made more oval.  Either way, it’s one thick, blue dick!  And that’s not even the kicker!

The thing that got me the most about this dick is the curve on it.  Molded in an arch that points downward, this dildo is definitely different than any I’ve ever seen.  It’s like they took a toy that stimulates the G-spot and turned it upside-down.  It doesn’t hurt or feel bad in my vag, but it’s totally a different angle than I am used to and felt a little strange to me.  Sure, we could turn it around and it would be great for G-spot action, but we haven’t tried that yet.

I’d say if you are looking for something that might feel unique in your vag, or butt, the Alien might just do the trick.

Just like the rest of its FREAK family, the Alien is not only amazingly beautiful, it’s also made of platinum cured silicone and is super body safe and nearly indestructible (just don’t let the dog gnaw at it, or use silicone lube with it unless you have a condom on it).  The pearly blue color and the attention to each detail and bump make this a truly awesome toy to have, both on your shelf and in your pussy.  Another score from Fleshlight.

Have an ‘outer-limit’ experience yourself with Fleshlight’s Alien!

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What could make sporting a strapped on cock even better?  How about the added benefit of vibration?  Yes please!

The Vibrating Corsette Harness from Sportsheets fits up to a 60 inch waist and comes with o-rings with widths of 1 ½, 1 ¾ and 2 inches.  The non-strappy part is made from a swirly velvet material that is machine washable.

The VCH, as I’ll call it for short, fits as snug and you want it to and doesn’t get loose during use.  It sits low on the hips, has a sexy femme look and looks great on.

I tested this thing with 2 Tantus cocks – The Curve and the O2 Revolution.  The Curve, being that it is much lighter than the latter, was perfect.  It stayed nice and erect with no sagging.  It did shift a bit, but I didn’t look like I was losing my wang when I wasn’t banging.  The O2 is a bit bigger and denser.  I definitely experienced a little bit of sagging and it wasn’t the best match for the VCH, but I gave it a go for a few minutes.  One day I shall find the perfect match for my weighty pink dildo!

The removable vibrating bullet buzzes at medium speed.  The placement is roughly a couple of inches above your pussy.  There certainly wasn’t any pinpointed stimulation on your clit, but overall the added vibration was awesome.  It wasn’t super intense.  However, the pressure of the front part of the harness already feels awesome when it presses against clit and labia so the added rumble upped the fun quite a bit on that end.  Is it something I need every time?  No, but I’ll definitely take advantage of it more than a few times!

I definitely enjoyed using the Vibrating Corsette Harness with the smaller dildo.  I will say that anyone that prefers using larger dicks or that is a harness wearing veteran probably wouldn’t love this particular dildo holster.  Those looking for something pretty to wear when sporting a small to medium size schlong would absolutely get good use out of it.

Get your own Vibrating Corsette Harness from Good Vibrations!

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I tend to fall in love with Lelo’s products as soon as I get my hands on them.  They always feel so good – the silicone parts are soft, the plastic parts are sleek and the toys are light weight, delicate and sturdy all at the same time.  They are fancy shmancy (no sarcasm intended).  The Siri absolutely fell into this category.

The Siri is a mouse size massager that fits nicely in the palm of your hand.  It is made from ABS plastic with one end dipped in silicone.  It is 3.75 inches long and 1.85 inches wide.  It is super quite and stays powered up for 4 hours after a 2 hour charge.  The perfect size for clitoral and all over stimulation.

The vibration levels go from super low to fairly high intensity.  I wouldn’t say it gets as intense the (overly) buzzy pocket rocket, but it is definitely enough to satisfy those that like a good bit of buzz.  I found that the midlevel vibration had just enough kick to get me right where I needed to be.  If you’re into different patterns, you have 6 to choose from.  That isn’t really how I roll, but I checked them out and found that were fun for a bit of tease time.

Cleaning is as simple as wiping down with 10% bleach solution (or cleaner)… nothing too intense.

The only minus with this one was the packaging.  Why you slippin’, Lelo?  The Siri still comes with a black storage box, but it was incased in thin plastic that was also surrounded by cardboard.  You have to rip the cardboard to get to the goods.  I’m not sure who was in charge when THAT was created. Regardless, you can still store the Siri in the box, but it rolls around instead of having a nice contoured holder to rest in.  There are definitely worse things in the world!

Overall, the Siri is an awesome vibrator.  It packs as much or as little punch as you want, is body safe and simple to use.  Love!  Oh yeah, it’s a great addition to intercourse, dildo time and strap on play.

Thanks, SexToys.com!

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I am beginning to think that themed dildos are my favorite sex toys.  That goes double for monster-themed dildos, and obviously I was in some serious heaven when a package from the good folks at Fleshlight landed on our stoop, packed to the gills with an amazing assortment of Freak cocks.  Included in that magical box was the biggest and most grotesque of them all… Frankenstein.   And because I am a greedy little size queen, I lunged for Frank and used him to beat off all of the other reviewers.

Measuring in at a whopping 10.5 inches (8.75” insertable), this ghastly green monster dick is the epitome of everything I would want in Frankenstein’s cock.  First, it is all stitched together looking and features two bolts coming out of the sides.  There are even a few screw heads molded in to make it look extra pieced together.  And even though it is all thrown together looking (like Frankenstein himself), it still looks very much like a cock, with a defined glans, shaft and big balls.  All in all, this thing is seriously beautiful, and I plan to keep it out on a shelf to admire.  You know, when it’s not stuffed inside me, or my loved ones.

And when I say stuffed, I mean STUFFED.  This big guy is huge.  Long, yes, but also fairly girthy (shaft is 6.75”!!), so Frank fills you up!  I certainly couldn’t take it more than halfway into my vag, even fully aroused – and I can usually take a good amount.  I will say that I love the way the staple sutures and other decorative touches did a second duty of stimulating the walls of my pussy.  Nice work with the functional touches, Fleshlight.

Logistically speaking, this toy is fantastic.  Frank is made of the highest quality, platinum cured silicone, which means it is super body safe, sturdy and easy to both clean and sterilize (which means you can share this giant fucker with friends!).   You just don’t want to use silicone lube with him, since it will melt his silicone and turn the whole thing into the bad mind of vileness.

Be it Halloween or any other time of year, Frankenstein most definitely has a place in my heart and my pussy.  Thanks for giving us something exciting, new and wholly disgusting, Fleshlight!

Definitely check out all the freaks, especially Frankenstein!

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Back when I was a HotMoviesForHer newbie, oh so many years ago, the very first toy I ever reviewed for the site was a vibrator disguised as a makeup compact.  Since then, I’ve written about toys than range from totally unassuming to majorly obvious sex toys (check back here next week for a big one!), but no other obvious look-a-likes.  Today I am going full circle and adding to the makeup case sex toy collection with Love Lipstick Vibe, a pocket-sized vibrator that doubles as a completely undetected tube of lipstick.  Those crafty toy manufacturers!

The Love Lipstick Vibe is a one speed, clit stimulator with a powerful motor and just enough digression for even the most embarrassed lady to bring along in her purse.  Looks-wise, this toy is totally a lipstick case when it’s got the cover on, and only lets on it may be something different if you actually take off the lid and touch the “lipstick” part, which is made of hard plastic.

The vibe works just as a real lipstick would, starting the action when you hold it by the shaft and twist the bottom half.  The bright pink “lipstick” comes up and holds the heft of the vibrations.  The whole thing buzzes, but this nub is definitely designed to press against your own nub, or wherever else you prefer!

I will say that I was quite surprised on two accounts.  First, this little vibe is super silent.  I could barely hear it when I had it on 2 feet from my ear, and across the room it’s not even a whisper.  This would really be a perfect toy for folks with roommates or the desire to bring their ‘makeup’ into the bathroom for a ‘touch up’ during a fancy dinner out on the town.  And if you are going to all the trouble to make this toy as innocuous as possible, it only makes sense to have it be stealth and under-the-radar noise-wise as well.

Secondly, I was impressed by the power this little bugger let loose.  I’m used to small vibes packing minimal punch and this one definitely surpassed my expectations.  Sure, it’s no Hitachi Magic Wand, but for a small vibrator run on one AAA battery, it’s not too shabby.  I don’t usually get off with one speed toys, since I need to kick into high gear as it get close, so I wasn’t able to ride this pony all the way home, but it got me to where I needed to go enough for me to sprint to the finish line on my own.

Packaging… well, it’s not covered in half naked women with big boobs leering from the box.  This vibe actually comes in a hard plastic bright pink heart.  I shit you not.  It’s a little dated feeling with a neon pink lightning bolt front and center on the heart, but I appreciate it in a cheesy way and I am willing to deal with it.

If you lift the molded portion that the vibrator snugly rests, below there is an instruction booklet, battery (yay coming with batteries!) and a small velvety pouch to carry your lipstick in.  Great idea, lousy execution.  Trying to put a matte plastic case into a velvety bag is basically putting a wet foot into a dry sock – friiiiiiiction than makes super difficult.  Not that it has any bearing on the toy, but I just had to mention it.

All in all, the Love Lipstick Vibe is a decent vibrator that does just the right job if you want digression and a little secret stashed in your purse.

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Drac can do me any time.

This dildo from the new line of Fleshlight Freaks is more than just a pretty red cock.  It is a solid well crafted dildo that feels nice and heavy in your hands.  It is made from 100% body safe silicone for an irritation free experience.  Fleshlight makes the number one selling toy for men, so I was definitely eager to see how they fared in the ways for the man made wang.  Coming in at 6.75 inches long including the balls, 5.75 inches not including the balls and 5.5 inches around, I found Drac to be just my size – not too long, but with a slightly larger than average girth.

See those tiny little bumps and those carved out “wings”?  Yeah, they feel awesome.  The combo of the two makes for some great sensations.  When lubed up it felt a bit reptilian.  I can’t say that I’ve ever experienced anything quite like it before.  I usually find textures to be overrated, as I often don’t think they make much of a difference.  That was not the case here!

Cleaning was easy.  I thought it would be difficult to get the lube and the what-have-you’s out of the crevices, but they weren’t that deep.  I gave it a good wipe down with my 10% bleach solution and all was well.

I love Drac.  It looks great just sitting around and it definitely lives up to its good looks during actual use.   The girth is perfect, the texture is unique and it is totally body friendly.  It’s harness compatible!  I’m happy to report that Fleshlight isn’t a one trick pony.  This dildo is off the chain!

Get sucked into Drac yourself!

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I’m not even going to sugar coat this review with an opening – I have mixed feelings about Babeland Remote Vibe Panties.  I originally ordered these black satiny undies because I love the idea of slipping the remote controlled vibe into my pants and giving my partner the controller to play out in public.

I’ve played with other remote vibes before and while they were fun, I never knew where to put the vibrator really since they never came with any sort of pouch or anything to hold them.  This is where the panties came in.  They have a special little pouch on the inside that holds the vibrator exactly where it needs to go, which for me is right by my clit.  Perfect, right?  Well, of course I had mix feeling here as well.

First, I love love love that Babeland thought to update these panties to have ties on the sides.  These ties, which are not too different than bikini bottoms, mean that the panties are adjustable to a range of sizes (they fit up to 65” hips).  I always have a major boner for companies that are aware of varieties in size and that celebrate sex positivity at all sizes.  Go Babeland.  And I could even ignore that the satin felt a little cheesy to me, since I don’t usually wear such frilly underpants, but my main concern is that the vibe kind of makes me look like I’m packing.

Now, I totally don’t have a problem with packing a soft dick, or anything else that you want to make a bulge in your pants, but when it comes to myself, I’m not all that interested in looking like I am packing.  I am one of those people that likes to wear tight, skinny jeans, so every detail is amplified, especially if I have a bugle in my panties.  While it may be totally fine to anyone else that wants to play with this toy, it didn’t feel so hot to me, which isn’t what I’m hoping for when I plan to get turned on.  Maybe it’s because gender expression is so important to me and I want to make sure everyone is presenting how they choose, or maybe I’m just an asshole, but these satiny panties weren’t making my cut.

As for the vibe, well, it worked great when I first popped the batteries in.  In fact, it came with an extra set of batteries, for both the vibe and the remote, which I think is super impressive and I appreciate a ton.  The first time I played with this egg/bullet-shaped pink vibe, it did exactly what it was supposed to – responding to the remote just so, increasing speeds and giving me a whole host of vibration patterns.  This was when I played with it sans panties.  Just to see how it worked.  But the next time, when I stuck it in the panties, it didn’t want to work anymore.

I don’t know if I just got a defective vibe, but the buttons on the remote aren’t doing anything.  They are lighting up the little red light that indicated you are pressing buttons, and telling the vibe to emit a pathetic buzz every few clicks, but other than that, nada.  I was wholly disappointed.  From what I remember about the vibrations, they were pretty strong and the vibe offered a bunch of pattern options.  But really, it’s not like it makes much of a difference now. RIP little vibe, it was nice knowing you for that 5 minutes.  At least I can get a new vibe and reuse it with my panties.

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Who loves strap-on sex?  Who hates annoying straps that come loose while you enjoy strap-on sex?  Who loves comfy underpants?  Meeeeee!

Wow, I’m in love with my RodeoH Harness.  I was lucky enough to review this brand new item thanks to Babeland!  While this awesome bit of cloth serves the same purpose as your traditional harness – it holds your dildo in place while you bang, but there are no straps involved!  The RodeoH Harness is underwear with a built in o-ring for your cock.  It is a sexy pair of briefs made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex.  I got the red and black which I love and prefer, but they also come in black and grey.

I float between 2 sizes and I went with the smaller of the two thinking the tighter the better and the more secure the dildo would be.  They fit me in terms of comfort, but my tummy does spill over a bit at the waist.  They feel fine on, but if I could go back I’d order the bigger size.  Of course this is in no way a reflection of the product!  In fact, I’d say this speaks well for it.  Even when they are snug they are comfy to wear, like your favorite pair of drawers.

The RodeoH is comfy and cute, but how does is stand up as far as practical use?  Pretty damn good.  I first used it with my beloved Tantus O2 Revolution (7.25 inches long, 1.25 inches wide) which is pretty dense and has some weight to it.  I did have a little floppage with this one.  It held up just fine during use, but it wasn’t quite up at attention when I was just hanging out.  I slipped my Tantus Curve – just like in the picture (6 inches long, 1 3/8 inches wide) in and it was nice and erect.  Moral of the story: light weight dildos fare better, but heavier ones work just fine.  RodeoH does suggest using 5-6 inch long dildos with 1 ½ to 2 inches in width.  I had to give my favorite dildo a whirl, whether or not it fit into the recommended specs.  I don’t see this as a problem unless you’re into slinging huge cock all of the time.

Between body fluid and lube, the RodeoH harness gets messy.  This isn’t the kind of thing you just thrown back in the toy box.  Per the directions, you hand wash or machine wash cold and hang to dry.  Drying will shrink it!  I hand washed.  I just felt better about not putting it into a machine.  I really love my RodeoH harness and would be sad if something happened to it!

Here is the size chart, which I would say is pretty on par:

XS: 23″-26″ hip
Small: 25″-29″ hip
Medium: 30″-34″ hip
Large: 34″-37″ hip
XL: 37″-40″ hip
XXL: 39″-41″
XXXL: 41″-43″

O-ring: 1-1/4″-2″ diameter (stretch)

Dildo not included!

The price is totally reasonable!

I am a big fan of this new product.  The RodeoH harness is comfortable and looks great on.  You can even wear it under your pants and slip your dildo in when the time arises.  So sexy and so very convenient.

Get your own RodeoH Harness!

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