When it comes to harness and dildo package deals, they’re often hit or miss. You either get a great combo from a thoughtful company, or a cock and harness thrown together for the sake of sales. The Lover’s Super Strap Harness and Silicone Thruster is an interesting combo because while I really liked each separate piece, they didn’t blow my mind when combined.
The silicone dildo is pretty good, but I was a little disappointed in the g-spot stimulation it boasted about and I personally prefer a little more size. While it didn’t provide a mind-blowing experience when strapped on, I did put it to good use on a solo run. With the Thruster in one hand and a trusty vibe in the other, I was a very happy girl.
I would say that the harness is well worth the money spent in this case. It’s really comfortable, the O-ring can be changed to accommodate different toys, and the straps are easily adjusted up to 60 inches. I wasn’t ever concerned with straps coming undone and it was easy to control my cock, which is key in my opinion. I also appreciate the way it looks and the fact that it’s crafted from animal free products.
While I’m not raving about this combo, everything went really smoothly and the harness and cock quickly become a natural extension of your body. I’m going to experiment with different dildos (like my obsession The Bandito) and find the perfect accoutrement for my new harness. In the end, I have two toys I will use again but probably not combined.
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Who ever knew it would be so hard to review lube? I’ve been testing water-based products for quite some time and the good news is that I officially have a favorite! Out of the ten or so products I’ve put to good use lately, I’d have to say that Pjur Aqua is the best for me.
Because I have a lot of silicone toys, a good water-based lube is an essential in my home. There are a few common complaints you’ll hear about water-based lube including that it can be sticky and that it tends to dry up over time. My favorite thing about Aqua is that it isn’t sticky at all. It’s a really thin product (which means it’s not a good lube for anal play) that really enhances a woman’s natural lubrication. In my experiences, and there have been many, I haven’t found stickiness to be a problem. Worst case scenario, I’ve had to reactivate the product with a little saliva – which can be quite fun anyways!
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Attention Fellow Sex Nerds! I have just finished reading a book that touched my perverted soul – Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex edited by Ellen Sussman. I really had no idea what to expect from this compilation but couldn’t have imagined anything as amazing as this unique journey through the sexual landscape.
Sussman asked one hundred writers to explicate any dirty word they’d like and together they cover the sexual gamut. I really appreciate that each author approaches their chosen concept uniquely – it keeps the reading exciting and refreshing. You’ll find erotic fiction, a quiz, poetry and more as writers work to define what words like “pussy,” “slut,” “fobbing,” and “jailbait” mean to them.
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You’re the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasies…
Pat Benatar may not have been speaking about Fun Factory’s amazing vibrator The Heartbreaker (or was she?), but she manages to capture my exact feelings about this bad boy!
This silicone vibe is the kind of toy that every woman should have. It’s a pretty basic vibe, just better made than most. It’s made of Fun Factory’s amazing silicone, which is basically the best thing in the world. The end is slightly curved for g-spot stimulation and its ribbed texture offers amazing sensations. This flexible toy is designed to please you in a number of ways – so it’s one that I find myself reach in all kinds of situations
The one thing some of you should know is that the vibe of this toy isn’t incredibly strong - in the grand scheme of sex toys it’s probably average. Personally, while I love a strong vibe as much as the next red-blooded American, I often prefer toys with a little less buzz for partnered play and this one has served me well. Personally I think that this toy is best measured for all it offers, not just for the strength of its vibration.
In my opinion, everyone should have a great basic vibe like The Heartbreaker in the drawer of their nightstand, you know, for emergencies.
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There’s a first time for everything and this was my first time with a bendy beaded anal toy from Fun Factory. On that note, this was my first time with any anal toy. In knowing that, cut me a break on my cheesy descriptive review.
My Bendybeads are red and as you guessed it, bendy. I prepared myself mentally for what I was about to do. I got out my Wild Fire mini-vibe and a shit load of lube.
In using so much lube, it posed a bit of a problem hanging onto my beaded beast. I started off very slowly, just rubbing the bumps of the beads along my backside. Hmm, that actually felt kind of pleasant. There is a ring at the end of my beads so I could have some sense of control over it.
However, hanging onto the ring and attempting to insert the first bulb was pointless. Like stated above, it bends. Just about landed in the wrong hole, which got me thinking. But we’ll try that a different time. So back to my problem with having a lot of lube on my toy…I got a hold of the first bead and applied a bit of pressure and in it went. Now, this is not so bad, in fact feels kind of nice. I can see why men enjoy each other so much. This can open up a whole new world for me. Since the first bead felt good, the second one should feel better. So, a little more pressure and both are now in.
Well, just because one feels good doesn’t guarantee two will feel better. But it was still pleasurable. There are a total of five beads that increase in size as you get nearer the circular handle. Ok, now I have two beads in and I’m not sure what to do. I give it a small tug and that gave a very new strange sensation. If two are good, three should be awesome.
By now I’ve turned on my mini-vibe and I’m trying to get bead number three in. I’m playing the wiggle game and I’m having a pretty good time. Bead three—in. Ok, now there is a bit of pain. Guess I pushed it for my first venture out.
There are small raised curves on each bead that alerted my senses as I twisted my toy in slow circular motions. The combination of my beads and my vibe, it was inevitable to have an awesome orgasm. And indeed it was awesome.
Now removing them…another story all together. The sensation is not quite the same as the insertion. My mind was playing tricks on me like I should have been sitting on the toilet for this next adventure. (My sex-expert friend later told me this feeling is COMPLETELY normal and caused from exercising my sphincter muscles—no worries.) I worked the three beads out slowly and waddled into the bathroom for my clean up. Cleaning the Bendy God was no problem whatsoever. It’s 100% silicone and warm water along with my ‘toy cleaning soap’ worked just fine. I always recommend getting toy cleaner to preserve the life of your new friend.
My next adventure with my beads will be with my Vivid Power G-Massager. I think the combination of having both holes filled will be fucking amazing! If only I had three hands. Wait, I’ll use my Snugglepuss. Ok, my world is now perfect again!
Get bent over with the Bendybeads!
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I love the idea of reviewing a toy that is totally new to the world. Makes me feel like some sort of explorer. A pussy explorer, even. And really, I’m okay with that! We Vibe is the first toy that’s designed to stimulate both your clit and G-spot, WHILE you’re getting penetrated by a penis/fingers/toy/whatever! If that’s not something to write home about, I don’t know what is! And let me tell you, get the pen and paper, because this little baby is totally worth the exclamation points I’m about to use!!!!
Shaped like an oval “C”, the We Vibe has one side that goes inside your pussy to cup against your G-spot and one side to hit your clit, and fits snug against both to work HANDS FREE during penetration. For me, penetration meant being fucked with fingers. And even though fingers can curl perfectly to hit the G-spot, when you’re being fucked hard and fast, you lose some of that direct G-spot contact. That’s where the We came in perfectly. The We stayed put right on my G-spot and clit during even the roughest of thrusting.
One of the things I like best about this vibe is that it is versatile enough to use as just a clitoral vibe or just a G-Spot vibe if you want. On a solo run with We, I decided to take charge of my clit manually, so I just pushed the clit part aside and voila(!), I had a G-Spot vibe! And because both sides are nice and powerful, it was a peeeerfect addition to the clit stim! Then on a not-so-solo adventure, we decided to play using the We only on her clit. Score 2 out of 2!
Other pluses – this vibe is silicone (for super easy clean up and phthalate free play!), waterproof, has 2 speeds and is rechargeable! Could you ask for anything more? Just one thing though: sure it might work right out of the box, but trust me, you want to make sure this little guy is charged up for a good while before just revving him up. I know from personal experience that playing without first plugging in is a bad, bad idea. And there isn’t much worse than being right on the brink and having him die on you.
This toy not only gets two thumbs waving high in the air, it gets them while I’m being fucked, with both my G-spot and clit getting action at the same time as well. We Vibe rules!
Enjoy the We Vibe as much as we do!
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I like penetration. No two ways about that. To me, there is nothing better than having a girl on top of me, face to face, fucking me like there’s no tomorrow. And while using fingers to get the job is never a bad thing, I much prefer having my girl’s hands free to explore. Lucky for me, dykes of the past came up with the perfect accessory to make sure my favorite sex activity is easy as 1, 2, 3! And by 1, 2, 3, I mean 1. pull the harness straps tight; 2. slip in my favorite silicone dildo; and 3. fuck all night long!
So by default, I love me a good harness. And better than that is a harness/dildo combo that makes it even quicker to go from vertical to horizontal in no time! That’s exactly what happened when the Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set landed on my doorstep. Sure, it sat on my desk for a week getting looks of distain from the hideous packaging (When it comes to sex toys, I sometimes get caught up on the packaging. I just can’t help it. I see a box that has a chick on it that doesn’t look like me or anyone I’d be even remotely interested in sleeping with and I tend to think less of the toy. Logically, I know packaging doesn’t dictate toy quality, but my brain just makes the connection on its own.), but as soon as I got past the picture and opened it up, boy oh boy, was I in for something good!
With this twice-as nice kit, not only do you get a high quality leather and nylon harness, you get a 100% silicone dildo as well!! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves (literally)! As the strap-on savvy know, a good harness is key to really making the experience. Make Me Blush not only passed the test with its super sturdy fasteners that keep the straps held tight, it was really comfortable and soft against the most sensitive of bits. With no chaffing or moving around, we were free to fuck for hours without having to continuously stop and readjust.
And the best part of the harness is that it fits up to 60 inch hips! As a zaftig gal myself, I love that someone took the time to think about it and actually take into account that not everyone can fit comfortably into a smaller harness and made a product for us bigger girls who like to fuck!
Now for the dildo itself. One hundred percent silicone and ready to fuck like a champ, this 6” stud hit all the right notes with a perfectly curved g-spot lovin’ head! While it still definitely got the job done, with a 4” circumference, this little guy didn’t do so hot in the filling me up sense. But then again, I may just be spoiled with my 4 1/2” around Bandito. What a difference a half inch can make!
Best part of the set as a whole? Definitely that the whole kit and caboodle is bright pink! There is just something about rocking a hot pink dick and harness that really heats up my femme queer gender fucking libido and makes screwing all that hotter!
All in all, the Make Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set is a great addition to your toy chest for both beginners and experts alike. Go ahead and blush… it’s worth it.
Get your own blush on with the Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set
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I is for Indecent, another small compilation from Alison Tyler’s Erotic Alphabet collection, tackles themes that are a little more risqué than the rest of the series. The question of what is indecent is a tricky one. My mom freaks out whenever two people hold hands on television – how dare they? I, on the other hand, have a pretty high tolerance and figure consenting adults can do what they damn well please. Tyler has carefully put together fifteen stories that will expand your horizons, while toeing the line of what some consider obscene. The result is a collection that will open your eyes, test your boundaries, and keep you reading!
Exhibitionism is rampant throughout, but the stories approach it from a completely different angle. I loved Lisette Ashton’s That Monday Morning Feeling – it almost made me long for Philly’s dirty public transportation. The narrator takes us through her morning commute sans underpants. The thought of pressing up against a fellow commuter just long enough to turn them on before taking off at the next stop is incredibly enticing!
Michael Hemmingson tells the tale of a poor graduate student who, in an attempt to pay her rent, ends up as part of a live sex show at an art gallery in The Installation. Her journey is truly engaging as she opens up to the experience. This is a story I don’t foresee myself living out, especially since my days of being a poor grad student are past, but I am definitely intrigued by.
With tales of public urination, an affair with a priest, an encounter with a hustler the narrator knew as a boy, and playing dead; you’re likely to find stories that excite and offend you. Not every story did it for me, but the back of the book states that this one is “guaranteed to offend and titillate,” and it lived up to that promise.
-The Porn Librarian
Add this excellent book to your collection!
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Another day, another luxury vibe to try out – my life is rough.
I am a big fan of bullet vibes. I think they’re a lot of fun for messing around with a partner, they travel well and tend to get the job done for this public servant. The Onye is officially my new favorite bullet and ranks up there with the Baby Bug when it comes to small vibes. For its size it is really powerful, and the pulse pattern is the strongest I’ve seen in a small toy. With four different patterns, all of which are pretty good, you can tease for quite a while if you’re not looking to come quickly.
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In the summer, I can’t think of any place I’d rather be than on an empty beach with a good book and a cold beer. This past weekend the clouds parted long enough for me to finish Simone Thorne’s Tales of Traverotica for Lesbians Volume 2 and a couple of Yuengling lagers – it was a glorious day. Read the rest of this entry »
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