This noisy little pet will get the job done, and quickly. The see-thru aspect will appeal to your 90s kitsch, but the length, size, and flexibility will appeal to your baby bits.
requires//two AA batteries
noise//< < < < <
vibration settings//increasing. as you turn the knob the toy gradually gets stronger, no settings.
waterproof, so get funky in the shower
multi-speed through knob, not buttons
translucent for that 90s charm
pretty noisy; not discreet
multi-speed through knob, not buttons (could go either way)
Visually this is not the most appealing dildo that I have in my collection, but also not the least attractive. You can see the bullet through the pink-tinted silicone near the head of the shaft, and it is probably one of the largest bullets I have laid eyes on. Since the phthalate free, TPR material is pretty translucent, you can also see the cord from the bullet running down the middle to the base. The cord doesn’t leave the waterproof dildo though (this baby is all batteries), you turn it on you simply turn base. Here is where my confusion came in, I turned it all the way and originally thought this was one speed – super fast. It wasn’t until I was turning it off that I realized that if you only slightly turn the knob, it actually is multi-speed.
The dildo is rather large – 7.5 insertable inches – for my normal purposes, but I made do, and don’t get me wrong – it did its job, and fast. It could have been because I started out on superfast speeds, or the large size, or the giant bullet that is making the vibration.
The down side of this vibrating dildo is that it is really loud if you are not using it for full penetration. The more divulged it is, the quieter it gets, but if you are into pumping action it actually makes a revving sound that you might not want to use and be so obvious about if your parents or children or significant other are around.
My favorite part of this dildo is that it is flexible. Vibrating dildos are not normally my thing, I’m a girl that like a lot of clitoral stimulation. The flexible material allowed for me to get creative and the material allowed the vibration to transcend entirely down the shaft and still remain powerful.
If it weren’t for the loud volume of the vibration I would give this 8 out of 10 stars (if we used a star rating system here). But since it is noisy, I have to stick with a seven. The other two points off are due to it not being really clear that the speed can be adjusted and it not having a feature so I could easily use my other hand to adjust the speeds. I do, however, understand the need for the design to be the way it is though so it can remain waterproof.