Category Archives: Sex Toy Reviews

Go Play: Fantasy Vibe by Blush Novelties

  blank mini skinny This noisy little pet will get the job done, and quickly. The see-thru aspect will appeal to your 90s kitsch, but the length, size, and flexibility will appeal to your baby bits. requires//two AA batteries noise//< < < < < vibration settings//increasing. as you turn the knob the toy gradually gets stronger, no settings.       blank  yay! waterproof, so get funky in the shower multi-speed through knob, not buttons flexible translucent for that 90s charm     damn. pretty noisy; not discreet multi-speed through knob, not buttons (could go either way) blanks in full Visually this … Continue reading Go Play: Fantasy Vibe by Blush Novelties

Go Play: OHM Flow by Blush Novelties

blank mini skinny If you like your toys to feel like a freaking cloud and deliver wide vibrating coverage for clit teasing as well as be able to penetrate you till drool-flow, you found it with OHM Flow. requires//two AAA batteries. noise//< < < < < vibration settings//ten. solids, then varying vibrations. power button is also settings.        yay! softest thing you will ever touch head is full, but easily insertable concave dip that girth, ain’t no joke blank  damn. requires batteries only one button, so if you’re caught mid-buzz, too bad blank blank in full Firstly, Blush has done … Continue reading Go Play: OHM Flow by Blush Novelties

Go Play: Muse Massager by NS Novelties

Muse Massager in Pink by nsnovelties blank blank mini skinny This little guy is damn adorable. I fought through the urge to just keep the widdle baby on my desk to stare at every day, and had to give it a test run. Trust me, it looks cute but makes you feel pretty bad-girl good. blank requires//just pre-charge it. it’s battery-free, which is heaven. noise//< < < < < vibration settings//ten. three solids, then varying. you change them by poking his eyes out! (you don’t feel bad, i swear)     Meet Muse! From NSNovelties… https://t.co/MDDYoO1emz — Evelyn Mae James (@emmmmja) August … Continue reading Go Play: Muse Massager by NS Novelties

Go Play: Joydream by Blush Novelties

Joydream of the Serendipity line from Blush Novelties       mini skinny This is a great standard addition to the collection of posh people. It has the light-to-extreme vibration settings, and is rechargeable, and also looks beautiful and is a total betty. blank requires//an outlet. this toy is rechargeable. no batteries! noise//< < < < < vibration settings//ten. three solids, then varying. blank [vimeo]http://www.vimeo.com/61369593[/vimeo] blank  yay! rechargeable! i really hate batteries and i never have them gorgeous appearance with blue led power and setting buttons the satin silicone is easy to clean turn it concave or convex or even pinpoint … Continue reading Go Play: Joydream by Blush Novelties

Had all 50 shades of Gray? Looking for 69 rays of color?

Maybe you read fifty shades and loved it and want more, or maybe it was just to scandalous for you to be caught with even if you secretly wondered. Whether you are just too shy to be caught reading it or you finished all of the books and now are left with an emptiness needing to be filled I have some GREAT suggestions guaranteed to please you ;). For those of you who are still in the closet about your love of erotic literature some safely discrete options for you: The “Sweet” series by Maya Banks is absolutely titillating. The … Continue reading Had all 50 shades of Gray? Looking for 69 rays of color?

Book Review: Fifty Writers On Fifty Shades of Grey

The first thing I think you need to know in all of this is that I borrowed a copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey from my mother.  That’s right, to get this review under way, I wanted to first read the actual book before reading essays on the book, so I asked my mother if I could borrow her precious copy.  Yes, my mother is a diehard fan of 50 Shades, and while she raised a super sex-positive, academic pervert, I would not classify my mother as especially open about these things.  In fact, she as a motherly and suburban … Continue reading Book Review: Fifty Writers On Fifty Shades of Grey

Purity 2

Are you one of those folks who likes to feel that little sense of wrong-doing when you’re getting off?  Maybe the kind of person who is going to stroke it while ordering Chinese food or blow a load because you know it’ll make you five minutes late to work? Well then, the Purity 2 dildo (by Blush) may be the toy for you. On one hand, this sleek purple tool is playing coy: it has a heart-shaped base, it comes in a sweet brushed purple, and it’s a totally reasonable six inches. However! That sleekness is a satin finish that … Continue reading Purity 2

The Veronica Harness by Velvet Nest

I am a very femme, girly girl. I like makeup and dresses and even have been known to enjoy wearing a heel or two. And I am a queer girl who loves to strap on a big cock and fuck with abandon. While I have used plenty of awesome harnesses in my day, they’ve all been generally perfunctory and practical for the job, without incorporating too much femme pizzazz. Mostly black nylon affairs with plastic adjusters and metal snaps, though I have coveted fancier toys with glitter and trappings. It wasn’t until I randomly ran across Velvet Nest did I … Continue reading The Veronica Harness by Velvet Nest

Aslan’s Simple Harness

When it comes to sex toys, there is just about something for everyone.  If you aren’t interested in the shape or color of this toy, that one on a shelf across the room that will make you feel all tingly in your pants.  Same goes for harnesses – some folks dig the glitzy apparatus with all the glitter and embossed leather, while others are just looking for a simple kit to keep their dick strapped on tightly.  Today simple is what we are talkin’ – with Aslan’s Simple Harness, from Shevibe.com. Usually known for their superior leatherwork, Aslan Leather has … Continue reading Aslan’s Simple Harness

Oral Sex That’ll Blow Her Mind: An Illustrated Guide to Giving Her Amazing Orgasms

The big fantasy when it comes to sex education is that once high school is finished, everyone knows everything about sex that they will need to know for the rest of their lives.  Ok, I’ll wait while your laughter dies down.  It’s a ridiculous idea, isn’t it – made even more ridiculous by the fact that many sex education programs today are little more than cautionary tales that rely on preaching abstinence.  It’s no wonder that folks are getting to be adults and are clueless when it comes to sex.  Luckily there are people out there who are ready to … Continue reading Oral Sex That’ll Blow Her Mind: An Illustrated Guide to Giving Her Amazing Orgasms