I’m really excited to tell you all about Sportsheets Under The Bed Restraint System. I’m not a hardcore fetish chick, but I do enjoy submitting to the will of another or being a little more dominant when the mood strikes me. This super easy to use bondage kit is perfect for those of you who are interested in testing the limits a little bit without building a dungeon in the basement!
Read the rest of this entry »
No Comments »
I’ll admit, I was really skeptical at first. Oh hell, I was skeptical until my girlfriend’s first lick.
When I first got my hands on Babeland Lickable Dust, I did what anyone else would do – I promptly popped the top and sprinkled some dust on my arm and tried it out. Lick, lick, lick. Hmmm, not terrible. I ordered the Strawberry Whipped Cream flavor, which tastes what I imagine strawberry Splenda would. Off of my arm, the dust wasn’t bad, but I definitely couldn’t imagine licking if off someone else, especially not in mass quantity. In fact, I was so sure it would be a mood killer, I ended up putting off playing with it for the first few weeks. It was next to the bed, but I just couldn’t will myself to pick it up and shake it on.
Stupid me. I’m pretty good at admitting when I’m wrong, and this is most definitely one of those times. Not only did the Lickable Dust end up being super fun to play with and totally hot to lick up, I ended up really enjoying the taste when sprinkled over something other than my arm.
When I finally picked up the silver shaker, unscrewed the cap and sprinkled the light pink dust onto my girlfriend’s neck, I began to realize my stupidity. It was totally hot to lick up on her and the dust gave me even more reason to spend extra time with my tongue making trails on her skin. But, I wasn’t fully convinced of the capabilities of the dust until we took it into the bedroom and she sprinkled it onto my back. Holy crap! It was ahhhhmazing to be licked in places that are easily forgotten, like the small of a back. The dust is really the perfect way to explore all those parts in a really fun and totally squirm-inducing way.
Also, there was no sticky aftermath. None! My skin was a little tacky after all the licking, but as soon as it dried, no sticky mess. And the shaker works really well, letting out only a little dust at a time. I was worried that it would just dump out, but it only does that if you shake it super hard.
And with an under $20 pricetag, Babeland’s Lickable Dust is the perfect enhancement to anyone’s toybox of fun! Don’t be stupid like me – definitely try this one out!
Sprinkle. Lick. Repeat. Babeland Lickable Dust!
No Comments »
When it comes to harness and dildo package deals, they’re often hit or miss. You either get a great combo from a thoughtful company, or a cock and harness thrown together for the sake of sales. The Lover’s Super Strap Harness and Silicone Thruster is an interesting combo because while I really liked each separate piece, they didn’t blow my mind when combined.
The silicone dildo is pretty good, but I was a little disappointed in the g-spot stimulation it boasted about and I personally prefer a little more size. While it didn’t provide a mind-blowing experience when strapped on, I did put it to good use on a solo run. With the Thruster in one hand and a trusty vibe in the other, I was a very happy girl.
I would say that the harness is well worth the money spent in this case. It’s really comfortable, the O-ring can be changed to accommodate different toys, and the straps are easily adjusted up to 60 inches. I wasn’t ever concerned with straps coming undone and it was easy to control my cock, which is key in my opinion. I also appreciate the way it looks and the fact that it’s crafted from animal free products.
While I’m not raving about this combo, everything went really smoothly and the harness and cock quickly become a natural extension of your body. I’m going to experiment with different dildos (like my obsession The Bandito) and find the perfect accoutrement for my new harness. In the end, I have two toys I will use again but probably not combined.
Comments Off
There’s a first time for everything and this was my first time with a bendy beaded anal toy from Fun Factory. On that note, this was my first time with any anal toy. In knowing that, cut me a break on my cheesy descriptive review.
My Bendybeads are red and as you guessed it, bendy. I prepared myself mentally for what I was about to do. I got out my Wild Fire mini-vibe and a shit load of lube.
In using so much lube, it posed a bit of a problem hanging onto my beaded beast. I started off very slowly, just rubbing the bumps of the beads along my backside. Hmm, that actually felt kind of pleasant. There is a ring at the end of my beads so I could have some sense of control over it.
However, hanging onto the ring and attempting to insert the first bulb was pointless. Like stated above, it bends. Just about landed in the wrong hole, which got me thinking. But we’ll try that a different time. So back to my problem with having a lot of lube on my toy…I got a hold of the first bead and applied a bit of pressure and in it went. Now, this is not so bad, in fact feels kind of nice. I can see why men enjoy each other so much. This can open up a whole new world for me. Since the first bead felt good, the second one should feel better. So, a little more pressure and both are now in.
Well, just because one feels good doesn’t guarantee two will feel better. But it was still pleasurable. There are a total of five beads that increase in size as you get nearer the circular handle. Ok, now I have two beads in and I’m not sure what to do. I give it a small tug and that gave a very new strange sensation. If two are good, three should be awesome.
By now I’ve turned on my mini-vibe and I’m trying to get bead number three in. I’m playing the wiggle game and I’m having a pretty good time. Bead three—in. Ok, now there is a bit of pain. Guess I pushed it for my first venture out.
There are small raised curves on each bead that alerted my senses as I twisted my toy in slow circular motions. The combination of my beads and my vibe, it was inevitable to have an awesome orgasm. And indeed it was awesome.
Now removing them…another story all together. The sensation is not quite the same as the insertion. My mind was playing tricks on me like I should have been sitting on the toilet for this next adventure. (My sex-expert friend later told me this feeling is COMPLETELY normal and caused from exercising my sphincter muscles—no worries.) I worked the three beads out slowly and waddled into the bathroom for my clean up. Cleaning the Bendy God was no problem whatsoever. It’s 100% silicone and warm water along with my ‘toy cleaning soap’ worked just fine. I always recommend getting toy cleaner to preserve the life of your new friend.
My next adventure with my beads will be with my Vivid Power G-Massager. I think the combination of having both holes filled will be fucking amazing! If only I had three hands. Wait, I’ll use my Snugglepuss. Ok, my world is now perfect again!
Get bent over with the Bendybeads!
No Comments »
I like penetration. No two ways about that. To me, there is nothing better than having a girl on top of me, face to face, fucking me like there’s no tomorrow. And while using fingers to get the job is never a bad thing, I much prefer having my girl’s hands free to explore. Lucky for me, dykes of the past came up with the perfect accessory to make sure my favorite sex activity is easy as 1, 2, 3! And by 1, 2, 3, I mean 1. pull the harness straps tight; 2. slip in my favorite silicone dildo; and 3. fuck all night long!
So by default, I love me a good harness. And better than that is a harness/dildo combo that makes it even quicker to go from vertical to horizontal in no time! That’s exactly what happened when the Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set landed on my doorstep. Sure, it sat on my desk for a week getting looks of distain from the hideous packaging (When it comes to sex toys, I sometimes get caught up on the packaging. I just can’t help it. I see a box that has a chick on it that doesn’t look like me or anyone I’d be even remotely interested in sleeping with and I tend to think less of the toy. Logically, I know packaging doesn’t dictate toy quality, but my brain just makes the connection on its own.), but as soon as I got past the picture and opened it up, boy oh boy, was I in for something good!
With this twice-as nice kit, not only do you get a high quality leather and nylon harness, you get a 100% silicone dildo as well!! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves (literally)! As the strap-on savvy know, a good harness is key to really making the experience. Make Me Blush not only passed the test with its super sturdy fasteners that keep the straps held tight, it was really comfortable and soft against the most sensitive of bits. With no chaffing or moving around, we were free to fuck for hours without having to continuously stop and readjust.
And the best part of the harness is that it fits up to 60 inch hips! As a zaftig gal myself, I love that someone took the time to think about it and actually take into account that not everyone can fit comfortably into a smaller harness and made a product for us bigger girls who like to fuck!
Now for the dildo itself. One hundred percent silicone and ready to fuck like a champ, this 6” stud hit all the right notes with a perfectly curved g-spot lovin’ head! While it still definitely got the job done, with a 4” circumference, this little guy didn’t do so hot in the filling me up sense. But then again, I may just be spoiled with my 4 1/2” around Bandito. What a difference a half inch can make!
Best part of the set as a whole? Definitely that the whole kit and caboodle is bright pink! There is just something about rocking a hot pink dick and harness that really heats up my femme queer gender fucking libido and makes screwing all that hotter!
All in all, the Make Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set is a great addition to your toy chest for both beginners and experts alike. Go ahead and blush… it’s worth it.
Get your own blush on with the Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set
No Comments »
Well, I think this is the last stop on the Fun Factory train for a while. After reviewing and loving most of their catalog, the Amor was only OK. Please know that this isn’t a reflection of the quality of this dildo, it’s just not the best suited for me personally.
It’s totally a quality product and if you’re looking for a basic dildo for strapping on, I think you’ll be pleased. The Amor also has an excellent suction cup base that’s great for hands free fucking and is a compact little guy with five insertable inches, and a respectable 4 ½ inch girth. It has a slightly curved tip and abstractly resembles a cock, but is far enough removed for any haters out there, especially when you consider the fact that mine is red and white swirls.
Like I said before, this is a high-quality cock with a very reasonable price tag. One thing consistent in Fun Factory toys is their amazing silicone. There’s something luxurious about it that makes their products, including the Amor, superior to most in my opinion. This is a good basic toy for anyone looking for a no frills dildo to get off with.
After falling in love with the Bandito, I’m not sure the Amor ever stood a chance but I’d recommend this as a great starter dildo, especially for someone who’s looking to experiment with strap on play.
It must be Amor!
No Comments »
I had a bit of a Goldilocks predicament with the Compact. While I wouldn’t say that I’m really a size queen, at 5 inches long, this dildo was a little too small for my pussy, and with a 3-inch circumference, a little too big for my ass. Not that I didn’t give it the old college try with both.
Vaginally: The Compact is perfect for g-spot stimulation and with a nice rounded head that feels really great on insertion, but know that this lil’ lady is petite. It would definitely be amazing for a beginner or someone that likes to play with smaller toys. Unfortunately that’s not the case with me. I’m an average-to-slightly bigger toy lover, so Compact’s tight curves and slim shaft got me hot, but left me longing for something to fill me up a little more.
Read the rest of this entry »
No Comments »
As a sex toy reviewer, my pussy tends to see it’s share of action. And though I’m not complaining, after a while all the vibes start feeling the same and the dildos blur together, but every now and then, I get a toy like no other. And by no other, I mean 24 ounces of solid medical-grade stainless steel curved heaven.
Shaped into the perfect G-spot rubbing curve, this weighty barbell slips right in and finds my pleasure center with no hesitation. Seriously – sometimes I can’t believe how different it is than anything I’ve ever experienced and how amazing it feels if even just nudged the tiniest bit. Screw the tiny nudge though, what gets me really going is short thrusts when I’m holding onto the ball at the other end as a grip. Coupled with the thrill of the cold metal, this baby takes the cake as the hottest thing since the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Read the rest of this entry »
No Comments »
I think it’s just about time I buy stock in Fun Factory. Or at least get a shirt that says “Foxy Fun Factory Lady” or something…
Anyways, my latest adventure with this fine company’s products involves the Curve; a toy that has basically revolutionized the dildo for me. When it comes to solo play, I’m a vibration girl. Due to the rigorous demands of my job, I end up test driving a lot of non-vibrating toys, but when it comes down to it, I prefer something that buzzes. Now, the Curve comes along and I have to reconsider everything I’ve ever known about myself.
Read the rest of this entry »
1 Comment »
The Vergenza Mk. 1 is described by the manufactures as “an inspired erotic tool.” They’ve hit the nail on the head with that description, because my girlfriend hasn’t been this excited about a new acquisition since she got her very own cordless drill. I wouldn’t ever call her butch, but she does have a thing for power tools and this satisfied that craving.
This toy looks a lot like a billy club, but it’s totally made for pleasure. It’s made out of aircraft-quality spun aluminum, which is kind of crazy, but pretty fantastic too because it’s non-porous, sterile, and non-toxic. Another great thing about it is that it’s really good for temperature play because the material heats up and cools down quickly. We cooled the Mk. 1 off before play and the cold metal combined with the ribbed texture provided an incredible sensation.
Read the rest of this entry »
1 Comment »
