Sometimes, when I have places to be but I’m really horny, I need to get off in a pinch. Enter the Papillon. I love this little guy. With only two speeds and a simple design, this vibe gives me one of the quickest - and most satisfying - orgasms of anything in my toy collection. It’s strictly for clitoral stimulation which is the easiest way for me to reach orgasm with a toy and the two speeds are strong enough for an orgasm on either setting (I actually prefer the lower setting, but that’s just me!).
Small (the whole thing fits in my tiny hand and I can close my fingers) but powerful, the Papillon has a velvety-smooth texture and its petite size makes it so there’s no awkward fumbling around. This toy is the perfect size to throw in your purse on a trip for some quality alone time. It’s not super loud - any sounds could be drowned out by running water, TV background noise, or even soft music. And battery replacement is inconspicuous - two AAAs does the trick. The Papillon is the toy I plan on taking with me on those annoying holiday trips back to where I came from or throwing in my carry-on before I head to industry shows.
The best thing about the Papillon has nothing to do with the vibrator itself. Part of the proceeds from sales of this vibe go to the Living Beyond Breast Cancer Foundation - which is a great cause! I can’t say enough good things about this vibrator - every woman should own one.
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I love the idea of reviewing a toy that is totally new to the world. Makes me feel like some sort of explorer. A pussy explorer, even. And really, I’m okay with that! We Vibe is the first toy that’s designed to stimulate both your clit and G-spot, WHILE you’re getting penetrated by a penis/fingers/toy/whatever! If that’s not something to write home about, I don’t know what is! And let me tell you, get the pen and paper, because this little baby is totally worth the exclamation points I’m about to use!!!!
Shaped like an oval “C”, the We Vibe has one side that goes inside your pussy to cup against your G-spot and one side to hit your clit, and fits snug against both to work HANDS FREE during penetration. For me, penetration meant being fucked with fingers. And even though fingers can curl perfectly to hit the G-spot, when you’re being fucked hard and fast, you lose some of that direct G-spot contact. That’s where the We came in perfectly. The We stayed put right on my G-spot and clit during even the roughest of thrusting.
One of the things I like best about this vibe is that it is versatile enough to use as just a clitoral vibe or just a G-Spot vibe if you want. On a solo run with We, I decided to take charge of my clit manually, so I just pushed the clit part aside and voila(!), I had a G-Spot vibe! And because both sides are nice and powerful, it was a peeeerfect addition to the clit stim! Then on a not-so-solo adventure, we decided to play using the We only on her clit. Score 2 out of 2!
Other pluses – this vibe is silicone (for super easy clean up and phthalate free play!), waterproof, has 2 speeds and is rechargeable! Could you ask for anything more? Just one thing though: sure it might work right out of the box, but trust me, you want to make sure this little guy is charged up for a good while before just revving him up. I know from personal experience that playing without first plugging in is a bad, bad idea. And there isn’t much worse than being right on the brink and having him die on you.
This toy not only gets two thumbs waving high in the air, it gets them while I’m being fucked, with both my G-spot and clit getting action at the same time as well. We Vibe rules!
Enjoy the We Vibe as much as we do!
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I like penetration. No two ways about that. To me, there is nothing better than having a girl on top of me, face to face, fucking me like there’s no tomorrow. And while using fingers to get the job is never a bad thing, I much prefer having my girl’s hands free to explore. Lucky for me, dykes of the past came up with the perfect accessory to make sure my favorite sex activity is easy as 1, 2, 3! And by 1, 2, 3, I mean 1. pull the harness straps tight; 2. slip in my favorite silicone dildo; and 3. fuck all night long!
So by default, I love me a good harness. And better than that is a harness/dildo combo that makes it even quicker to go from vertical to horizontal in no time! That’s exactly what happened when the Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set landed on my doorstep. Sure, it sat on my desk for a week getting looks of distain from the hideous packaging (When it comes to sex toys, I sometimes get caught up on the packaging. I just can’t help it. I see a box that has a chick on it that doesn’t look like me or anyone I’d be even remotely interested in sleeping with and I tend to think less of the toy. Logically, I know packaging doesn’t dictate toy quality, but my brain just makes the connection on its own.), but as soon as I got past the picture and opened it up, boy oh boy, was I in for something good!
With this twice-as nice kit, not only do you get a high quality leather and nylon harness, you get a 100% silicone dildo as well!! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves (literally)! As the strap-on savvy know, a good harness is key to really making the experience. Make Me Blush not only passed the test with its super sturdy fasteners that keep the straps held tight, it was really comfortable and soft against the most sensitive of bits. With no chaffing or moving around, we were free to fuck for hours without having to continuously stop and readjust.
And the best part of the harness is that it fits up to 60 inch hips! As a zaftig gal myself, I love that someone took the time to think about it and actually take into account that not everyone can fit comfortably into a smaller harness and made a product for us bigger girls who like to fuck!
Now for the dildo itself. One hundred percent silicone and ready to fuck like a champ, this 6” stud hit all the right notes with a perfectly curved g-spot lovin’ head! While it still definitely got the job done, with a 4” circumference, this little guy didn’t do so hot in the filling me up sense. But then again, I may just be spoiled with my 4 1/2” around Bandito. What a difference a half inch can make!
Best part of the set as a whole? Definitely that the whole kit and caboodle is bright pink! There is just something about rocking a hot pink dick and harness that really heats up my femme queer gender fucking libido and makes screwing all that hotter!
All in all, the Make Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set is a great addition to your toy chest for both beginners and experts alike. Go ahead and blush… it’s worth it.
Get your own blush on with the Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set
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The day Delight was delivered to the office, I was both confused and excited. I always look forward to toy reviews - who wouldn’t? I like postponing social engagements using the excuse, “I’m just swamped with work.” But when the Delight came, I knew it was going to be a good night – if I could figure out how this was going to work. I’m not saying I’m extra deep down there; it just seemed small for all these rave reviews. Even in my hands it seemed small, and anyone who knows me will vouch for my diminutive hands.
Here’s a tip before we get into the good stuff – charge the Delight right away. I know it seems pretty obvious but trust me, you’re not going to want to wait three hours to use this guy. I charged mine at my desk so when I got home it was ready for me.
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As a sex toy reviewer, my pussy tends to see it’s share of action. And though I’m not complaining, after a while all the vibes start feeling the same and the dildos blur together, but every now and then, I get a toy like no other. And by no other, I mean 24 ounces of solid medical-grade stainless steel curved heaven.
Shaped into the perfect G-spot rubbing curve, this weighty barbell slips right in and finds my pleasure center with no hesitation. Seriously – sometimes I can’t believe how different it is than anything I’ve ever experienced and how amazing it feels if even just nudged the tiniest bit. Screw the tiny nudge though, what gets me really going is short thrusts when I’m holding onto the ball at the other end as a grip. Coupled with the thrill of the cold metal, this baby takes the cake as the hottest thing since the Hitachi Magic Wand.
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I think it’s just about time I buy stock in Fun Factory. Or at least get a shirt that says “Foxy Fun Factory Lady” or something…
Anyways, my latest adventure with this fine company’s products involves the Curve; a toy that has basically revolutionized the dildo for me. When it comes to solo play, I’m a vibration girl. Due to the rigorous demands of my job, I end up test driving a lot of non-vibrating toys, but when it comes down to it, I prefer something that buzzes. Now, the Curve comes along and I have to reconsider everything I’ve ever known about myself.
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When I first gazed at the fancy black box that houses the Liv, I knew I was in for something special. This Lelo vibe not only came to me decked to the nines in classy outerwear, she came with her own travel sleeve AND an electrical plug for easy recharging. How hot is that?!?
I’ll admit that I was a little wary of any toy that I needed to read an instruction manual to figure out. I mean really, how hard can it be? Press button, start vibrations, play, press button again. But as soon as I put my grumbling aside and picked up the instructions, I firmly shut my piehole. Sure Liv vibrates, but if you know how to work the buttons, she also pulses, revs up, and does a number of other foxy moves that you’d be a total fool to miss out on for lack of taking the five minutes to read up.
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I was a fast learner in kindergarten. They said share and share I did. Good thing I never lost that skill as I grew up and I am still well acquainted with the give and take. And lucky for me, Fun Factory created Share, the perfect toy for both giving and taking.
A strap-less strap-on dildo, Share uses the PC muscles (or pubococcygeus muscles) to hold the kidney bean shaped end firmly inside the vagina, which in turn lets the wearing have a protruding dick without the use of a harness. Woohoo!
First taking Share out of the box, I was a little hesitant on how well it could work as a double dildo. While the actual silicone is pretty firm when it comes to the insertable bits, I felt like the bridge part was a little on the floppy side to keep the dick up. Before judging it too much, we lubed the sucker up and got down to business.
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Let me introduce you to my new BFF, Bandito. Yeah, I know she looks a little bit like a starry-eyed hippie, what with her lavender hue and ethereal swirly patterns, but she is totally hardcore hot. And yeah, she may resemble a dick, but for me, she is 100% silicone lady lovin’.
With a perfectly curved tip and those previously mentioned swirls along the shaft, that Bandito did what no other g-spot toy has done before - I hold her personally responsible for my first ever g-spot orgasm. Way to go, lady!
And even though her head is in the clouds, my girl is totally grounded with an awesome concave triangular base that fits a hand or harness like it was made to be there. Bandito, I sense this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Don’t take it from me. Find your own friend in Fun Factory’s Bandito
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To those who may be unfamiliar, the Hitachi Magic Wand is amazing. It is the most unbelievably intense thing created on this Earth. My only complaint is that it’s so damn intense! There are only 2 speeds, and the low speed is higher than any other vibrator on max setting, which isn’t exactly a get-you-started vibration, you’ve got to work up to it.
Enter the geniuses at Extreme Restraints, who now offer a
Magic Wand Controller. Plug your wand into the controller, plug the controller into the wall (fyi, it’s a 3-pronged plug, so be prepared, I wasn’t!) and release the true “magic” of the wand. Seriously, such a simple addition, yet so amazing. Set the switch on the controller to “VAR,” start low and work your way high. And by low, this is lower than the wand’s “low” setting, so if that’s too much for you (which it can be for me), this is awesome. Plus, even just having the dial option to adjust speeds to YOUR liking, not a preset jump to higher or lower. I could see using this on someone else (or me!), teasing with the adjustable settings without giving a heart attack by abruptly jumping from “low speed” to “high speed.” (FYI, I have never attempted the Magic Wand’s high speed. I fear spontaneous combustion and seizures.)
This is definitely a must-have if you already own or are planning to purchase a Magic Wand. This controller truly unlocks the pleasure potential of the Magic Wand, you’ll be extravagantly pleased you did.
A true necessity - get the Magic Wand Controller here!
(While you’re at it, check out some of their Magic Wand Accessories, these could add yet another whole new world for this one toy!)
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