Category Archives: Sex Toy Reviews

Spartacus Leathers Gag and Tit Clamp Review

Spartacus Leathers has been at the kink accessory game for 28 years, and I’m ashamed to admit that it took me so long to hop on board with them. I knew about Spartacus, but I hadn’t actually tried any of their goods. I hate to admit when I’m wrong, but in this case, I made grievous errors when stocking my toy box (you might call it a dresser, whatever) in the past. After my experiences with my first two Spartacus toys, I’m a convert. For review, I received the Spartacus Leathers’ Silicone Bit Gag and the Y-Style Broad Tip Clamps … Continue reading Spartacus Leathers Gag and Tit Clamp Review

Mystim – The Sizzling Simon review

I have to be honest, when I first asked for a toy to review, I didn’t have high hopes. You see, I don’t like toys. I’ve always been a more “handsy” girl, and I feel like toys have impeded on my process. You have to charge them for hours for only a few minutes of play, or the batteries give out unexpectedly, or there is a short in a wire somewhere, and you have to twist the cord to make the vibe work. One thrust too many and it stops vibing right at a crucial moment. All of these issues … Continue reading Mystim – The Sizzling Simon review

Hot Toy Reviews: MONA 2

When I received the LELO MONA 2, I was extremely, extremely excited. I’d always gone to sex shops and looked longingly in the glass case where the most precious of vibrators were kept, and now I had one of my very own to review. The LELO MONA 2 comes packaged in a fairly large box that holds a smaller, sexier black box inside it. Once you lift the lid off the black box, the MONA 2 is nestled comfortably in a velvety liner. The MONA 2 comes in 3 colors-purple, “cerise” (aka pink), and red. I was lucky enough to … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews: MONA 2

Hot Toy Reviews: Tantus Mark 02

My slutty little heart skipped a beat when Janie led me downstairs to the secret box of sex toys and told me to pick something. I shifted packages around, discovering G-spotters, butt plugs of all sizes, harnesses, bright pink vibrators, and then I saw it: a girthy, realistic dildo from Tantus, and I knew that my vagina finally had Friday night plans. I’d heard so much about Tantus and their excellent 100% silicone dildos, vibes, cock rings, and plugs, and I finally had one of my own: the Mark 02, a non-vibrating, realistic dildo with a flared end that makes it … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews: Tantus Mark 02

Hot Toy Reviews-Baby, I Can Feel Your Halo

I’m an old lady who has been through a lot of sex toys, and I’ve become a real snob about the crotch accoutrements I choose for myself these days. Long gone are my younger years where I’d be happy to have a toxic, jelly, rabbit-style vibe that took 10 AA batteries and came with 15 differently hued jelly attachments in my nightstand. I shaped up and invested well since then. As a proud owner of a Hitachi Magic Wand for the last 10 years, and the recipient of countless “free bonus” bullets that came with other sex toy purchases, with … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews-Baby, I Can Feel Your Halo

Hot Toy Reviews: Bodywand Midnight

At first when I received the Bodywand Midnight, I was a bit chagrined by the cord. I like my toys to be rechargeable and portable, but I soon found that the AC cord on the Midnight is luxuriously long; I didn’t necessarily have to be right next to a wall outlet for comfortable use. Upon first inspection of the Midnight, I was thrilled to find the head was quite flexible–allowing users to modify the angle with which the toy is held. The single-touch vibration dial makes for simple speed adjustment ranging from a soft buzzing to a surprisingly powerful, intense … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews: Bodywand Midnight

Hot Toy Reviews: LELO Hula Beads

I remember it well; Janie told us that we were going to be doing more sex toy reviews, and my eyes began to glisten with excitement. She went downstairs, and came back a short while later with that sleek black box tucked under her arm. She dropped it in my lap, and I squealed with delight, upsetting the guys from GayHotMovies.com. It was LELO Hula Beads, which I mixed up with their Luna Beads for a hot second, my brain screaming, “My pelvic floor muscles are going to be able to crush a soda can!” Regardless, I tore into the … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews: LELO Hula Beads

HOT Toy Reviews: PicoBong Moka G-Vibe

I am not best friends with my G-spot, and this is a constant source of annoyance for me. I’d love to be able to orgasm just from penetrative sex, and squirt all over the place, but it just hasn’t happened for me. About a year ago I went out and got my first penetrative toy, a $30 silicone vibrator with a slightly bulbous and flexible head a hint of a curve. About once a week I’d try fucking myself with it, but I’d have to prop myself up onto every pillow I owned and contort myself into the most unsexy … Continue reading HOT Toy Reviews: PicoBong Moka G-Vibe

EXTENDED Through 4/18! Sign-Up for an Exclusive First Look at the New Crave Vibrator and Enter for a Chance to Win Your Very Own!

Crave, the makers of the Duet and the Vesper (reviews coming soon!), are excited to announce that they will be launching a new vibrator this week and our readers have been selected to be among the very few that will receive a first look at the new product–before it even launches! Even better? Those that sign-up for this exclusive first look will automatically be entered to win a limited edition version of the new product! So get over to Crave today by visiting this link, sign-up and enter for your chance to win now! Promotion runs through Saturday, April 11, … Continue reading EXTENDED Through 4/18! Sign-Up for an Exclusive First Look at the New Crave Vibrator and Enter for a Chance to Win Your Very Own!

HOT Toy Reviews: The Hitachi Magic Wand

HotMoviesforHer is pleased to announce that we have reinstated our toy reviews after a long, arduous battle here in the HMFH office.  The war has now been won, and we can once again bring you both the hottest and most honest toy reviews anywhere on the web! The conflict began several weeks ago when the current HMFH Editorial Team began questioning why we weren’t writing toy reviews at the moment.  The reasoning provided was sound and made sense, however; as we all agreed–yes, porn is good–in fact, porn is great–but to women, even more important than porn is what (literally) … Continue reading HOT Toy Reviews: The Hitachi Magic Wand