Sex Toy Reviews – Vibrating

A Pocket Rocket is one of those quintessential sex toys in my dirty book. When I was just a teenager, my best friend gave me my first and I’ve been hooked on this no frills vibe ever since.

I’ve had a few pocket rockets over the years, but I have to say that the iVibe is the best I’ve ever tried. It’s well constructed and I’ve already given it quite the workout without any problems. Despite the fact that it runs on only one AA battery, this one-speed vibe packs quite a punch. It also comes with a nubbed cap that can be used to add extra stimulation, but I actually prefer to use it without.

Everything about this external toy is simple – from inserting the battery to getting off. While I’m a huge fan of fancy gadgets and marathon masturbating, sometimes a girl just needs that a quick O to get going and this is why vibes like this one are so popular. This is not a vibe for someone who’s looking to spend a sensual evening exploring their body. This is what you grab when you’re already running five minutes late and REALLY want to get off before you leave the house. Of course, since it’s only four inches long, you could throw it in your bag and take it on the road too!
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 I had always wanted to try a rabbit vibrator. I heard they were the pinnacle of sex toys; that the orgasm was unlike anything I’d experienced before. I mean, there was an entire episode of Sex and the City devoted to Charlotte buying her first rabbit vibe and subsequently finding reasons NOT to leave the house. So, when the opportunity arose to order new toys for review, I decided one rabbit wasn’t enough. No, I was going to compare and contrast the two that caught my eye: the Rabbit Habit and the Decadent Indulgence. Here we go!

Rabbit Pearl

The toy is average size, roughly 4.5 inches in insertable length and it’s made out of high quality phthalate-free material. The battery casing was a little flimsy and it took me a while to get the two batteries to stay in place. They kept moving around which caused the vibrator to not work. It’s nothing a little tape around the base can’t fix. However, I did like that the control was only connected to the shaft via a long, skinny cord. It was really convenient to be able to set the controller next to me!

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Let me begin with a confession – I did not get this personal massager with the intention of using it to get off. That probably sounds weird, and I’ve totally put it down my pants, but I was really intrigued by the thought of a nice, heated shoulder massage. Don’t judge me.

Before you read any further, if you’re looking for a super powered “massager” to bring you to mind blowing orgasm, stop reading and go buy the Hitachi Magic Wand.

This Infrared Rechargeable Massager from Cal Exotics can’t compete with the Hitachi. Really, and I’m sure millions of women across the world will agree with me – nothing can compete with the power of the Hitachi. However, if you’re looking for something else like I was, it is pretty good for working out kinks and winding down after a long stressful day.

One really cool thing about this massager is that it’s rechargeable. Because of this you don’t need to worry about tracking down D batteries or stringing a cord across your living room – just grab it and go to town on tension. To be honest, the charge only claims to last for about an hour, but in my opinion that’s plenty of time for a nice rub down.

I also found that the power of the vibration was perfect for a back massage. With two different speeds, you can start slow and work up to the higher level for a more intense session. This is also pretty handy if you get bored with your massage and end up getting frisky with your personal massager. Anyways, it’s powerful enough to work out any kinks, without making your teeth rattle and your head hurt.

It also comes with three attachable heads, which are OK, but I found that the wheel that is attached on one end works best. The good news is that you definitely have options with this one.

While it was the heating element that really caught my attention, I have to admit that I wasn’t very impressed with it. It gets warm, but not hot enough to add much to the situation for me. The heat really doesn’t penetrate your muscles deep enough to be a major selling point.

Overall this is a cheap massager that’s great for an after work rub down. It will totally get you off, but I could never recommend this over the Hitachi if that is your main objective!

Relax with the Infrared Rechargeable Massager from Edenfantasys.com!

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Little and lavender. Probably two words I would have never expected to describe one of my favorite new vibes. But lo and behold, Fun Factory’s Mini Meany is definitely both little and lavender. While those two describers are dead on, I’m not exactly sure where Mini Meany got its name. Sure, it’s a pretty small vibe, coming in with a whopping 4.5 insertable inches, but Meany I don’t get… unless they are talking about the powerful buzz of this teeny toy. All the power packed into this little lavender toy could definitely classify it as one mean mini masturbator.

Unassuming and discrete, this little guy is the perfect size to pop right into a handbag or toss into a suitcase as you get your travel on (just be sure to take his triple A’s out for the ride – you definitely don’t want a security breach if he starts a-buzzing all by himself!). With three vibration patterns and multiple speeds to try, Meany is ready to take you from zero to sixty at a moment’s notice. While the vibe is a little loud when it’s just hanging out, once it’s inside your body, it’s quiet, smooth sailing all the way. And by sailing, I mean splash-proof, so take advantage (or really, let Meany take advantage of you) of a dirty dip in your shower, just be sure not to submerge him.

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I didn’t really think I was into cute toys, but I’m kind of in love with this adorable mini-vibe. It’s a little smiling caterpillar and the only Lepidoptera I’ll let in my bedroom.

For its size, this vibe packs a pretty good punch. It’s not the most powerful toy in my arsenal, but it gets the job done and is really great for playing with another. I personally think that every woman should have a small vibe they can travel with and this is the best I’ve tried so far.

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While the Sweet G vibrator is a dual stimulation toy, is definitely not your everyday rabbit style vibrator. It’s designed with a slight curve to touch the sensitive G-spot. While Sweet G is not made for women who need deep penetration because it’s a little short at 4.5 inches, but for me it works perfectly.

There are two switches on this pink beauty, one for the shaft vibration (with its own bullet) and one for clitoral vibration, but unfortunately if both are activated, one loses power. Not only can you hear the obvious drain, but you can also feel it significantly. I even put in new batteries (4 AA) and still got the same lull when both were on.

Being in the heat of the moment, I chose to run the clit vibe and manually work the G spot stimulation without the vibrations. The clitoral stimulator sits very close to the shaft, so during penetration it settles in closely to the body allowing for maximum exhilaration. There are wings on either side, which teases the outer labia a little, as well as tickler nubs on the shaft and clit stimulator. I couldn’t necessarily feel the nubs on the shaft in great detail, but I’m sure it added to the overall experience.
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In planning an exotic weekend rendezvous with my honey, I threw the Babeland Body Kit into my overnight bag. The beautiful hotel we chose had one of those deep bathtubs, which made a perfect romantic setting to test out our kit- which was full of so many options of desire. I melted the Bath Fizzy in extra hot water, turning the bath into a purple bubble oasis. On the tile near the tub, I lit the aromatic Massage Candle. If you are a non-smoker such as myself, you often show up with a candle and no way to light it. Babeland has thought this through for you and matches are included! The aroma of the candle lingered through the bathroom allowing for all olfactory senses to wander to far away places.

From the tub we went directly to the bed and took turns using oils on each other. I was the recipient of the Massage Oil on my back. I also had the wax dripped onto my ass from the candle we had fired up by the tub. I used the Lickable Oil on him. I poured drops onto his nipples and spent a long time licking it off. I also poured some onto his cock and had a wonderful time devouring it. I wasn’t concerned about the eventual sex we would have and this lickable oil going inside me, because Babeland also included condoms! Sweet!!

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I love me some music, let’s just get that out of the way now. Music always heightens the mood of any situation and I genuinely appreciate that. Needless to say, I was super amped when I received an OhMiBod! I sat starring at it for a while wondering what kind of music I’d need to play in order to really get off, and being that my taste in music ranges so significantly, that was a task in and of itself. I should have just logged onto the OhMiBod site and discovered they have an area you can share your playlist with others!

When I used it the first time, I didn’t have an ipod handy so I used the additional multi-speed end cap for use without a music player. The multiple speeds are all pretty much the same intensity; it’s the actual vibration that changes. One speed is just a solid, constant vibration, the second speed is a pulsating vibration and the third is a combination and takes you in all different directions so to speak. I personally liked the solid, constant vibration setting and I was able to reach orgasm in a matter of minutes!

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The Theta is one of the new dildos from Tantus’ Elements line and I’m basically all about it. To be honest, I wasn’t sure about this one when I took it out of the packaging because it’s pretty small and more flexible than I anticipated. However, after calling upon this toy on a regular basis over the past couple of weeks, let me tell you my hesitations were uncalled for.

First, let me talk about Tantus a little bit. They’re a company you can feel great about supporting. All of their products are healthy for the body – you won’t find any smelly rubber dongs in their collection. They also make a real effort to manufacture their products in the most green way possible. Since we’re always talking about the importance of purchasing toys that don’t ooze dangerous phthlates and everyone is concerned with doing their part to save the environment, it’s nice to hear about a company that shares the same values.

Now back to the Theta. This little dildo is great for those of you who are new to the toy game and not looking to take on a rubber cock the size of your forearm. Because of the flared base and the fact that silicone can be sterilized by boiling, it’s also a great toy for beginner anal play. Like a lot of Tantus toys, this one has a hole in the shaft for a bullet vibe that adds another element of stimulation. Since silicone transfers vibration really well, this transforms a good dildo into a great vibrator.

Before owning it, I was most excited about the g-spot curve, which proved to be all I hoped for. Because it is a really flexible toy, it actually provides great g-spot and clitoral stimulation at the same time. Of course, this is amazing, but it was super exciting for me because I’ve been longing after a toy like the Rock Chick for a while, but hadn’t heard great reviews. Once inside, the base can be pressed up against your clit for dual stim that blew my mind.

This toy is also harness-compatible, but I find it works best for me when used as previously described. However, know that this is a really versatile toy that can be used in all sorts of dirty situations!

Overall, I really like this little guy and can definitely recommend it to anyone who’s looking for a quality toy from a commendable company.

Go Greek without the hazing with the Tantus Theta!

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Music gets me off. It’s pretty much a proven fact of my life that when I want to get really hot, all I need to do is turn on a song I think is really sexy. It could be anything from Prince to Megadeath, but if I’m in the mood for it, it puts me in the mood instantly. And from what I’ve noticed, just like I dance faster when the music is faster, I tend to want faster stimulation as the music picks up pace. But I had always thought of that as wishful thinking – a vibrator that followed the music. Well, not anymore! Enter the OhMiBod, a vibe that plugs directly into your iPod and buzzes along with your music. Holy crap is that a good idea!

I was lucky enough to get an OhMiBod Gspot vibe to review. The Gspot is just like the original OhMiBod, but has a specially curved tip that’s designed just for g-spot lovin’. When I first brought my Gspot home and plugged it into my iPod, I must have spent an hour just playing through songs to see what the vibrations felt like. I love love love that OhMiBod included a jack that lets you hook your headphones in and listen to your songs as well, because the best part of the toy, in my opinion, is that both the song and the vibes get you going. Finally my brain clicked and I remembered I had a job to do.

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