The Retro Pocket Rocket Waterproof Vibrator isn’t just fun to look at.  It is a great addition to your sex toy collection.  It is not as strong as the old school pocket rocket, but it definitely brings some intense vibrations.  I personally find the original to be far too buzzy and feel a bit like mild bee stings.  I like that the retro rocket is a little more chill.  It only has one speed, but this is often the case with pocket rocket style vibes.

I wondered if the wings on the ship would get in the way when holding it.  I wouldn’t call it a super comfortable grip, but it didn’t bother me a ton.  I was worried that when things got revved up and I was bearing down a bit harder that I might break the plastic wings.  Didn’t happen and was well.

This is what I don’t like about it:  The plastic almost feels like metal for some reason.  It certainly contributes to the old timey feel of the toy and I like metal toys when I’m in the mood for a metal toy!  If you grab it off of your nightstand (because you know it will be sitting there all cute and proud instead of residing among the other toys in the bin under your bed) and it is cold outside, the rocket will indeed be cold as well.  That means that little frozen space ship is going to be touching your bits.  You can totally avoid this by wrapping it in a warm damp cloth or dipping the tip in warm water.  You can even warm it in the palm of your hand.  My issue is that I am usually a grab and go kind of girl, but I’m not going to throw it away over it.

The specs are as follows:

Material: ABS plastic
Measurements: 5″ tall x 1 1/4″ diameter (12.7cm x 3.2cm)
Uses one AA battery, not included

If you’re into super cute toys that get the job done you’ll love this thing.  It disguises well and looks good doing it!

Get your own Pocket Rocket Waterproof Vibrator from Good Vibrations!

Pulling it out of the box, I didn’t notice a smell.  It is made from TPR so when you put your nose right up against it, you do get a whiff of chemical (not) goodness.  It didn’t knock me out, but you better believe I put a non-latex condom over the shaft before using.  It rocks 5 1/2 inches in insertable length and 1 1/4 inch in width.  It’s not uber filling, but not a pencil thin “beginner” toy.  It has a fat rabbit clit stimulator with 2 mighty little ears and 4 rows of rotating metal beads in the shaft.  Oh and it’s powered by 4 AAA batteries that are not included.

My First Rabbit boasts medium power.  While you can adjust the bead rotation direction, you only get one speed to choose from.  The external stimulator has hi and low settings to choose from.  I could definitely feel the rotating beads and swirling head, but there could have been a little more mmph.  I was surprised that the rabbit shaped stimulator actually reached my clit.  The ears did a nice job of tickling each side of the little man ion the boat, which was pretty awesome.  Even on high it wasn’t super stong, but I don’t like tons of power so it was fine with me.  It definitely made some noise, which was the most annoying part of it all.  Although, I’m not sure I’ve ever experienced a quiet rabbit style vibrator.

It was nice get a pleasant surprise from a toy that I totally underestimated.  Did it revolutionize vibrators as I know them?  No, it just came with a little more swag than I expected.  It actually didn’t stop working after the first try, nor did it crack with a few pressings of the buttons.  I’m not sure i will pull this out of the box too often, but once in a while it will satisfy my hankering for dual stimulation.  It is affordable as rabbit vibes go, so I definitely think you get a good value for money spent.  If you’re a rabbit vibe connoisseur, you’ll likely not be impressed by this thing.  If you’re looking to test the waters with such a toy, if gives a good taste of what you can get if you’re will to spend more money.  In this case, the My First Rabbit would make for a decent beginner toy.  There.  I said it.

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The Honi is a bullet vibrator made from soft Silicone and ABS plastic.  It is waterproof and boasts 12 vibe patterns and multiple speeds.  It is a little over 3 inches in length and a little over 1 inch wide.  It takes 1 AAA battery that keeps it powered up for 2 hours.

Right off the bat I was a little annoyed.  I was all set for a solo session and I couldn’t figure out how to turn the Honi on.  I read the directions and discovered that you press plus sign that is inside the “b” on the vibrator to turn it on (and you press the minus in the “p” to turn it off).  You’re probably wondering why I didn’t just read the directions to begin with.  Well, I don’t think you should have to read directions to turn on a bullet vibrator!  The plus and minus are camouflaged, damnit.  Just sayin’.

While we’re on the subject of controls: to cycle through the various patterns, you hold down the plus sign for 2 seconds as you cycle through to the next one.  I didn’t love this because sometimes it was hard to tell where one pattern and ended and another began.  It didn’t ruin my life, but I do prefer to just click on through rather than continually pressing the button.  The vibrations were not off the charts strong, but they had some nice zoom… enough to keep me interested.  While not 100% silent, it was definitely on the quiet side which I always appreciate.

I started with a bad taste in my mouth, but my experience turned to out to be a decent one.  As bullet vibes go, it holds its own and offers an impressive variety of patterns in one tiny hunk of silicone.  It is also totally waterproof which is nice in the bath and makes cleaning super easy.  Is this toy going to be the number one love of my sex toy life?  Nope, but I think people who are into the crazy vibration patterns would absolutely love it.

Get your own PicoBong Honi at Babeland!

When I came across the Koa Ring Vibe, it seemed like it would be the perfect combo of providing cock stamina for him and vibrating pleasure for me, which I really like in my toys.  Bonus for me is that if he happens to be away, it’s a vibe I can use on my own.  Yeah!  Both ways!  The back of the box describes the toy as “the ideal toy for couples; increased staying power for him, a mighty climax for her” – sounds perfect, right?

We got the box home and immediately loved the look of it.  The box it’s self is solid black and classy looking.  Inside the box, a small user manual and a single dice is included.  (We’ll get to that later). The shaft of the toy is about 2 & 1/2” long and is smooth to touch, with an additional hard plastic cock-ring at the end.  (It almost looks like an over-sized bullet with a circular handle at the end of it).  I chose black, that way if it falls out of my purse at the grocery store it wouldn’t be as obvious at the pink or purple ones.  The texture of the material feels soft, un-rubberlike… almost like a satin scarf on your skin.  It’s made of a special body-safe silicone, which is a major plus.

He immediately went to grab a single AAA battery to try our destined to be new favorite thing out!  It twists open fairly easily, between the vibrating side and the ring end.  Now, figuring out how to turn the sucker on is an entirely different story.  There is no obvious “on” and “off” button.  We were both ready for some new excitement, wetness forming and the fucker would not turn on.  I twisted the top back and forth, tried three different new batteries.

The side of the shaft says “Picobong”, but that’s about it.  So… on to read the tiny user-manual we went.  Apparently, there are tiny + and – signs place in the logo on the side.  (It would be nice if it were more obvious when you’re horny and in a hurry!)  The + and – are literally smaller than a pea.  Really?  The user manual basically (and I mean BASIC) explains that you hold down the + sign to turn up the vibration intensity, and have to hold down the + sign to cycle between the different kinds of vibrations.  (According to the box, there are 12 speeds… although they don’t all seem that different).

If you’re looking for some pussy pounding vibe, go straight to 12 and skip the other ones.  Remember use your fingernail to get it going.  It is a very quiet vibe, which is a huge plus, as he has roommates!   As for the dice, the manual says to check out the website (www.picobong.com) to find out what it’s for.  We did this, out of curiosity, and the website says “We hoped you could tell us”.  WTF?!

Anyways, back to the toy.  I wanted him to try it on his cock, but the hard plastic was a little stiff (lol) and small to fit around the shaft of his penis.  He pulled and tugged on the plastic, a little fear of breaking the plastic.  He’s thinking if this is supposed to fit around my cock, ouch!  Unless you enjoy having your cock strangled, this will not come close to fitting around your cock.  If you can manage it, however, more power to you… and this might be the cock-ring for you!  He then discovered that the ring fit perfectly around his thumb.  We turned it up; he put it around his thumb, holding the vibe in the palm of his hand.  He knew I was waiting anxiously with anticipation and he had me wait no longer.

When that little bugger hit my clit I literally lifted off the bed.  I’m not sure if it was from the build up or the Pico Bong, but between the two, instant orgasms.  This since has become his new toy to use on me while he is going down on me.  He said having it secure around his thumb, it’s one less thing he needs to concentrate on and put his full vigorous tongue to work on my pussy.  (It is the perfect size to be a cock-teaser in anticipation of the real thing!)  I also have found that if I use the hook on my finger, I have enough room to reach around him during sex to tickle his asshole with it.

And it’s waterproof!  Although, it claims to be fully waterproof to the depth of 1 meter, we have yet to try it.  (This summer we’ll test it out in the pool and keep you posted!)  We have tried it in the shower, and it works like a charm!  We have also used it with and without lube.   If using it as a tickler, lube isn’t necessary.  But, if you plan on inserting it, I’d recommend a good water based lube.  (Water based is recommended, as it is silicone).  It’s easy to clean too… just rinse off with warm water and some anti-bacterial hand soap.  My preference is clit stimulation; this vibe is a little bit too small for inserting.  Like stated before, cockteaser.

So, if you’re looking for a good cock-ring, this is not it.  But, if you are looking for an all-around fun toy (that fits conveniently in the inside pocket of your purse) to get you to that next level of orgasm, Koa is the toy for you!  For a fun addition to your toy drawer, I highly recommend it.

The LingO from ScreamingO of is a tongue vibrator made from soft stretchy TPR silicone.  It is disposable and made to last for 40 minutes of fun.  It has a basic on/off switch and rocks one steady speed at the upper end of medium.  It is compact with a length of 1 ¼ inches, a width of 1 inch.  When fully stretched, I would say the band measures a little over 2 inches in width.  The bullet was very quiet.

Surprisingly, the TPR band wasn’t uncomfortable around my tongue or my boyfriend’s tongue.  It stays on just fine as long as your tongue is still or doing minimal movement.  The bummer is that once you start to tense your tongue up it starts to slip off.  This might leave you feeling limited in what you can do since you can’t really move your tongue a whole lot.  Essentially, you have to do is keep your tongue relatively still, rest your tongue on the corresponding point of interest and move your head around rather than flicking, licking, etc .  It isn’t really ideal, but you can get it done.

The sensation of vibration on the tongue was a bit odd, but I expected as much.  It’s a vibrator on your tongue!  It isn’t exactly an everyday experience and certainly wasn’t enough to ruin the mood!

For the most part we used this for cunnilingus, but you could also use this while giving a blow job if you were so inclined.  It was a bit too cumbersome for me, but it could definitely be used to tease his cock or any other area of his body you so choose.

The vibration strength was decent.  It definitely packed enough punch to give a decent amount of buzzy stimulation.  I will mention that this is true for all of the Screaming O products that I have tried. One might that that from the size and the fact they are disposable that there wouldn’t be much there.  They definitely represent for inexpensive little vibrators.  In a pinch, it would totally work as a finger vibe.

I’m not necessarily sold on the idea that you NEED to add vibration to oral sex.  For me, the awesome thing about oral sex is that you’re using your tongue (and other mouth parts) to supply pleasure to the receiver.  However, for the sake of trying something new it is totally awesome.  That is something I’m always down for and always encourage.

Thanks, Goodvibes!

I’m not sure why this brightly colored space alien-looking toy is called the Rainbow, but I can only guess it’s because of how wet things are when it comes around.  And since it measures in at a whopping 10”, you can only imagine just how wet everything becomes as soon as Rainbow comes out of the packaging (which, I should mention, is lovely as well).

With a long curved neck, bulbous head and ridged body, the Rainbow is designed for lots of internal stimulation, and though I preferred to keep it deep inside, it looks to be a good toy for thrusting in and out, which some folks really enjoy.  Now, I really like in-and-out thrusting as well, but there was something about this toy that felt more comfortable just hanging out inside once it entered my bits.  I don’t know if it was the size, since it is 1.65” diameter, which isn’t that big, but I still liked it more for internal pressure and less for friction stimulation.

Vibrator-wise, this big guy is pretty strong.  On a scale of 1-10, I’d weigh it in at about a 7.  It’s no Hitachi Magic Wand, but it’s got a nice strength to it, as well as three varying speeds and a few pulse patterns that feel fantastic.  Plus, it’s totally waterproof and fully submersible, meaning that a bath time date is in my near future.  I swear, waterproof vibes are the only reason my bathtub is always clean and ready for use.

Being 100% medical grade silicone, Papaya’s Rainbow is super body safe and awesome.  Unlike other silicone toys, this one is not boilable or dishwasher-safe, but you can use a 10% bleach solution to sterilize it, or just soap and warm water (though if you are sharing it, use a condom).  This specific silicone is really velvety, so you may need a little extra lube (water-based lube) to keep the friction just right without too much drag (ow!).

All in all, Rainbow is a great, high quality vibe with style and all the right sensation.  Thanks Papaya!

The Vibrating Corsette Harness from Sportsheets fits up to a 60 inch waist and comes with o-rings with widths of 1 ½, 1 ¾ and 2 inches.  The non-strappy part is made from a swirly velvet material that is machine washable.

The VCH, as I’ll call it for short, fits as snug and you want it to and doesn’t get loose during use.  It sits low on the hips, has a sexy femme look and looks great on.

I tested this thing with 2 Tantus cocks – The Curve and the O2 Revolution.  The Curve, being that it is much lighter than the latter, was perfect.  It stayed nice and erect with no sagging.  It did shift a bit, but I didn’t look like I was losing my wang when I wasn’t banging.  The O2 is a bit bigger and denser.  I definitely experienced a little bit of sagging and it wasn’t the best match for the VCH, but I gave it a go for a few minutes.  One day I shall find the perfect match for my weighty pink dildo!

The removable vibrating bullet buzzes at medium speed.  The placement is roughly a couple of inches above your pussy.  There certainly wasn’t any pinpointed stimulation on your clit, but overall the added vibration was awesome.  It wasn’t super intense.  However, the pressure of the front part of the harness already feels awesome when it presses against clit and labia so the added rumble upped the fun quite a bit on that end.  Is it something I need every time?  No, but I’ll definitely take advantage of it more than a few times!

I definitely enjoyed using the Vibrating Corsette Harness with the smaller dildo.  I will say that anyone that prefers using larger dicks or that is a harness wearing veteran probably wouldn’t love this particular dildo holster.  Those looking for something pretty to wear when sporting a small to medium size schlong would absolutely get good use out of it.

Get your own Vibrating Corsette Harness from Good Vibrations!

The Siri is a mouse size massager that fits nicely in the palm of your hand.  It is made from ABS plastic with one end dipped in silicone.  It is 3.75 inches long and 1.85 inches wide.  It is super quite and stays powered up for 4 hours after a 2 hour charge.  The perfect size for clitoral and all over stimulation.

The vibration levels go from super low to fairly high intensity.  I wouldn’t say it gets as intense the (overly) buzzy pocket rocket, but it is definitely enough to satisfy those that like a good bit of buzz.  I found that the midlevel vibration had just enough kick to get me right where I needed to be.  If you’re into different patterns, you have 6 to choose from.  That isn’t really how I roll, but I checked them out and found that were fun for a bit of tease time.

Cleaning is as simple as wiping down with 10% bleach solution (or cleaner)… nothing too intense.

The only minus with this one was the packaging.  Why you slippin’, Lelo?  The Siri still comes with a black storage box, but it was incased in thin plastic that was also surrounded by cardboard.  You have to rip the cardboard to get to the goods.  I’m not sure who was in charge when THAT was created. Regardless, you can still store the Siri in the box, but it rolls around instead of having a nice contoured holder to rest in.  There are definitely worse things in the world!

Overall, the Siri is an awesome vibrator.  It packs as much or as little punch as you want, is body safe and simple to use.  Love!  Oh yeah, it’s a great addition to intercourse, dildo time and strap on play.

Thanks, SexToys.com!

The Love Lipstick Vibe is a one speed, clit stimulator with a powerful motor and just enough digression for even the most embarrassed lady to bring along in her purse.  Looks-wise, this toy is totally a lipstick case when it’s got the cover on, and only lets on it may be something different if you actually take off the lid and touch the “lipstick” part, which is made of hard plastic.

The vibe works just as a real lipstick would, starting the action when you hold it by the shaft and twist the bottom half.  The bright pink “lipstick” comes up and holds the heft of the vibrations.  The whole thing buzzes, but this nub is definitely designed to press against your own nub, or wherever else you prefer!

I will say that I was quite surprised on two accounts.  First, this little vibe is super silent.  I could barely hear it when I had it on 2 feet from my ear, and across the room it’s not even a whisper.  This would really be a perfect toy for folks with roommates or the desire to bring their ‘makeup’ into the bathroom for a ‘touch up’ during a fancy dinner out on the town.  And if you are going to all the trouble to make this toy as innocuous as possible, it only makes sense to have it be stealth and under-the-radar noise-wise as well.

Secondly, I was impressed by the power this little bugger let loose.  I’m used to small vibes packing minimal punch and this one definitely surpassed my expectations.  Sure, it’s no Hitachi Magic Wand, but for a small vibrator run on one AAA battery, it’s not too shabby.  I don’t usually get off with one speed toys, since I need to kick into high gear as it get close, so I wasn’t able to ride this pony all the way home, but it got me to where I needed to go enough for me to sprint to the finish line on my own.

Packaging… well, it’s not covered in half naked women with big boobs leering from the box.  This vibe actually comes in a hard plastic bright pink heart.  I shit you not.  It’s a little dated feeling with a neon pink lightning bolt front and center on the heart, but I appreciate it in a cheesy way and I am willing to deal with it.

If you lift the molded portion that the vibrator snugly rests, below there is an instruction booklet, battery (yay coming with batteries!) and a small velvety pouch to carry your lipstick in.  Great idea, lousy execution.  Trying to put a matte plastic case into a velvety bag is basically putting a wet foot into a dry sock – friiiiiiiction than makes super difficult.  Not that it has any bearing on the toy, but I just had to mention it.

All in all, the Love Lipstick Vibe is a decent vibrator that does just the right job if you want digression and a little secret stashed in your purse.

I’ve played with other remote vibes before and while they were fun, I never knew where to put the vibrator really since they never came with any sort of pouch or anything to hold them.  This is where the panties came in.  They have a special little pouch on the inside that holds the vibrator exactly where it needs to go, which for me is right by my clit.  Perfect, right?  Well, of course I had mix feeling here as well.

First, I love love love that Babeland thought to update these panties to have ties on the sides.  These ties, which are not too different than bikini bottoms, mean that the panties are adjustable to a range of sizes (they fit up to 65” hips).  I always have a major boner for companies that are aware of varieties in size and that celebrate sex positivity at all sizes.  Go Babeland.  And I could even ignore that the satin felt a little cheesy to me, since I don’t usually wear such frilly underpants, but my main concern is that the vibe kind of makes me look like I’m packing.

Now, I totally don’t have a problem with packing a soft dick, or anything else that you want to make a bulge in your pants, but when it comes to myself, I’m not all that interested in looking like I am packing.  I am one of those people that likes to wear tight, skinny jeans, so every detail is amplified, especially if I have a bugle in my panties.  While it may be totally fine to anyone else that wants to play with this toy, it didn’t feel so hot to me, which isn’t what I’m hoping for when I plan to get turned on.  Maybe it’s because gender expression is so important to me and I want to make sure everyone is presenting how they choose, or maybe I’m just an asshole, but these satiny panties weren’t making my cut.

As for the vibe, well, it worked great when I first popped the batteries in.  In fact, it came with an extra set of batteries, for both the vibe and the remote, which I think is super impressive and I appreciate a ton.  The first time I played with this egg/bullet-shaped pink vibe, it did exactly what it was supposed to – responding to the remote just so, increasing speeds and giving me a whole host of vibration patterns.  This was when I played with it sans panties.  Just to see how it worked.  But the next time, when I stuck it in the panties, it didn’t want to work anymore.

I don’t know if I just got a defective vibe, but the buttons on the remote aren’t doing anything.  They are lighting up the little red light that indicated you are pressing buttons, and telling the vibe to emit a pathetic buzz every few clicks, but other than that, nada.  I was wholly disappointed.  From what I remember about the vibrations, they were pretty strong and the vibe offered a bunch of pattern options.  But really, it’s not like it makes much of a difference now. RIP little vibe, it was nice knowing you for that 5 minutes.  At least I can get a new vibe and reuse it with my panties.