Sex Toy Reviews – Toys for Two

When it comes to harness and dildo package deals, they’re often hit or miss. You either get a great combo from a thoughtful company, or a cock and harness thrown together for the sake of sales. The Lover’s Super Strap Harness and Silicone Thruster is an interesting combo because while I really liked each separate piece, they didn’t blow my mind when combined.

The silicone dildo is pretty good, but I was a little disappointed in the g-spot stimulation it boasted about and I personally prefer a little more size. While it didn’t provide a mind-blowing experience when strapped on, I did put it to good use on a solo run. With the Thruster in one hand and a trusty vibe in the other, I was a very happy girl.

I would say that the harness is well worth the money spent in this case. It’s really comfortable, the O-ring can be changed to accommodate different toys, and the straps are easily adjusted up to 60 inches. I wasn’t ever concerned with straps coming undone and it was easy to control my cock, which is key in my opinion. I also appreciate the way it looks and the fact that it’s crafted from animal free products.

While I’m not raving about this combo, everything went really smoothly and the harness and cock quickly become a natural extension of your body. I’m going to experiment with different dildos (like my obsession The Bandito) and find the perfect accoutrement for my new harness. In the end, I have two toys I will use again but probably not combined.

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I love the idea of reviewing a toy that is totally new to the world. Makes me feel like some sort of explorer. A pussy explorer, even. And really, I’m okay with that! We Vibe is the first toy that’s designed to stimulate both your clit and G-spot, WHILE you’re getting penetrated by a penis/fingers/toy/whatever! If that’s not something to write home about, I don’t know what is! And let me tell you, get the pen and paper, because this little baby is totally worth the exclamation points I’m about to use!!!!

Shaped like an oval “C”, the We Vibe has one side that goes inside your pussy to cup against your G-spot and one side to hit your clit, and fits snug against both to work HANDS FREE during penetration. For me, penetration meant being fucked with fingers. And even though fingers can curl perfectly to hit the G-spot, when you’re being fucked hard and fast, you lose some of that direct G-spot contact. That’s where the We came in perfectly. The We stayed put right on my G-spot and clit during even the roughest of thrusting.

One of the things I like best about this vibe is that it is versatile enough to use as just a clitoral vibe or just a G-Spot vibe if you want. On a solo run with We, I decided to take charge of my clit manually, so I just pushed the clit part aside and voila(!), I had a G-Spot vibe! And because both sides are nice and powerful, it was a peeeerfect addition to the clit stim! Then on a not-so-solo adventure, we decided to play using the We only on her clit. Score 2 out of 2!

Other pluses – this vibe is silicone (for super easy clean up and phthalate free play!), waterproof, has 2 speeds and is rechargeable! Could you ask for anything more? Just one thing though: sure it might work right out of the box, but trust me, you want to make sure this little guy is charged up for a good while before just revving him up. I know from personal experience that playing without first plugging in is a bad, bad idea. And there isn’t much worse than being right on the brink and having him die on you.

This toy not only gets two thumbs waving high in the air, it gets them while I’m being fucked, with both my G-spot and clit getting action at the same time as well. We Vibe rules!

Enjoy the We Vibe as much as we do!

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I like penetration. No two ways about that. To me, there is nothing better than having a girl on top of me, face to face, fucking me like there’s no tomorrow. And while using fingers to get the job is never a bad thing, I much prefer having my girl’s hands free to explore. Lucky for me, dykes of the past came up with the perfect accessory to make sure my favorite sex activity is easy as 1, 2, 3! And by 1, 2, 3, I mean 1. pull the harness straps tight; 2. slip in my favorite silicone dildo; and 3. fuck all night long!

So by default, I love me a good harness. And better than that is a harness/dildo combo that makes it even quicker to go from vertical to horizontal in no time! That’s exactly what happened when the Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set landed on my doorstep. Sure, it sat on my desk for a week getting looks of distain from the hideous packaging (When it comes to sex toys, I sometimes get caught up on the packaging. I just can’t help it. I see a box that has a chick on it that doesn’t look like me or anyone I’d be even remotely interested in sleeping with and I tend to think less of the toy. Logically, I know packaging doesn’t dictate toy quality, but my brain just makes the connection on its own.), but as soon as I got past the picture and opened it up, boy oh boy, was I in for something good!

With this twice-as nice kit, not only do you get a high quality leather and nylon harness, you get a 100% silicone dildo as well!! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves (literally)! As the strap-on savvy know, a good harness is key to really making the experience. Make Me Blush not only passed the test with its super sturdy fasteners that keep the straps held tight, it was really comfortable and soft against the most sensitive of bits. With no chaffing or moving around, we were free to fuck for hours without having to continuously stop and readjust.

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You must be a chocolate lover to enjoy this little treat. And fortunately I am a huge chocolate lover!

The packaging is beautiful; truly looks like you’re getting ready to paint, just in the very erotic form. There are three flavors, milk chocolate, white chocolate and dark chocolate. They come in three separate glass jars with reseal able lids for continuous amounts of pleasure.

My partner enjoys dark chocolate so that was what we tried first. I was the willing participant to be painted on first. She feathered the bush as you would a normal paintbrush to get any lose bristles out and surprisingly only a few came out. Which to me means a quality brush. And for these purposes, you don’t want to be having a nice festive treat and get a paintbrush bristle in your mouth. Blah!

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I was a fast learner in kindergarten. They said share and share I did. Good thing I never lost that skill as I grew up and I am still well acquainted with the give and take. And lucky for me, Fun Factory created Share, the perfect toy for both giving and taking.

A strap-less strap-on dildo, Share uses the PC muscles (or pubococcygeus muscles) to hold the kidney bean shaped end firmly inside the vagina, which in turn lets the wearer have a protruding dick without the use of a harness. Woohoo!

First taking Share out of the box, I was a little hesitant on how well it could work as a double dildo. While the actual silicone is pretty firm when it comes to the insertable bits, I felt like the bridge part was a little on the floppy side to keep the dick up. Before judging it too much, we lubed the sucker up and got down to business.

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Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and I’ve got a six pack of beer and a box full of romance in store for my girlfriend. Alright, we don’t really do Valentine’s Day, but we have been enjoying spoils of the Earthly Delights Gift Tin lately.

I’m guessing that everyone who’s in a long-term relationship has at one time or another realized that things have become routine. After work, dinner, and taking care of the million things around the house that need to be done, it’s easy to forget that there was a time when foot rubs were routine and you ate more pussy at the kitchen table than dinner.

This assortment of goodies is perfect for anyone who’s looking to spice things up in the bedroom. With five different “erotic aides” included, you’re in for a variety of intimate experiences that’ll keep you warm this cold winter.

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Whether you’re the woman in charge or prefer being the one who is tied up, these stunning red and black, satin-lined leather restraints (useable on wrists or ankles) are the perfect gift either to yourself or to your partner. Adding a little bondage can spice up any couple’s love life, and trying new things is always fun. The satin prevents the ouches that can occur from cheaply made, unlined cuffs and the beautiful color choice makes these restraints something that you (or at least I) would be proud to own and possibly even display. Buy one set, buy two, but make sure you and your lover try out these cuffs; great gift idea for Valentine’s Day!

Cuff me up, baby – get your own here!

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So you’ve read my other column on sex communication, but you still think it’s kind of hard to talk about sex, or at least tell your partner what you want? Well, lucky for you, Babeland offers these excellent sex dice. And get this; you can get them in English OR in Spanish (hey, I’m still holding out for German!). One die has an action on it (lick, suck, blow, etc) and the other has a body part. Roll them and get exact instructions on what to do to your partner (and vice versa for what they should be doing to you). This is a great way to discover new things that turn you on, that you might never have though about; ever had someone blow on your breast or suck on your…well, I’ll leave that up you and you imagination, and these sex dice of course!

Get your “Dirty Dice” here and start playing

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