Sex Toy Reviews – Non-Vibrating

When it comes to harness and dildo package deals, they’re often hit or miss. You either get a great combo from a thoughtful company, or a cock and harness thrown together for the sake of sales. The Lover’s Super Strap Harness and Silicone Thruster is an interesting combo because while I really liked each separate piece, they didn’t blow my mind when combined.

The silicone dildo is pretty good, but I was a little disappointed in the g-spot stimulation it boasted about and I personally prefer a little more size. While it didn’t provide a mind-blowing experience when strapped on, I did put it to good use on a solo run. With the Thruster in one hand and a trusty vibe in the other, I was a very happy girl.

I would say that the harness is well worth the money spent in this case. It’s really comfortable, the O-ring can be changed to accommodate different toys, and the straps are easily adjusted up to 60 inches. I wasn’t ever concerned with straps coming undone and it was easy to control my cock, which is key in my opinion. I also appreciate the way it looks and the fact that it’s crafted from animal free products.

While I’m not raving about this combo, everything went really smoothly and the harness and cock quickly become a natural extension of your body. I’m going to experiment with different dildos (like my obsession The Bandito) and find the perfect accoutrement for my new harness. In the end, I have two toys I will use again but probably not combined.

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There’s a first time for everything and this was my first time with a bendy beaded anal toy from Fun Factory. On that note, this was my first time with any anal toy. In knowing that, cut me a break on my cheesy descriptive review.

My Bendybeads are red and as you guessed it, bendy. I prepared myself mentally for what I was about to do. I got out my Wild Fire mini-vibe and a shit load of lube.

In using so much lube, it posed a bit of a problem hanging onto my beaded beast. I started off very slowly, just rubbing the bumps of the beads along my backside. Hmm, that actually felt kind of pleasant. There is a ring at the end of my beads so I could have some sense of control over it.

However, hanging onto the ring and attempting to insert the first bulb was pointless. Like stated above, it bends. Just about landed in the wrong hole, which got me thinking. But we’ll try that a different time. So back to my problem with having a lot of lube on my toy…I got a hold of the first bead and applied a bit of pressure and in it went. Now, this is not so bad, in fact feels kind of nice. I can see why men enjoy each other so much. This can open up a whole new world for me. Since the first bead felt good, the second one should feel better. So, a little more pressure and both are now in.

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I like penetration. No two ways about that. To me, there is nothing better than having a girl on top of me, face to face, fucking me like there’s no tomorrow. And while using fingers to get the job is never a bad thing, I much prefer having my girl’s hands free to explore. Lucky for me, dykes of the past came up with the perfect accessory to make sure my favorite sex activity is easy as 1, 2, 3! And by 1, 2, 3, I mean 1. pull the harness straps tight; 2. slip in my favorite silicone dildo; and 3. fuck all night long!

So by default, I love me a good harness. And better than that is a harness/dildo combo that makes it even quicker to go from vertical to horizontal in no time! That’s exactly what happened when the Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set landed on my doorstep. Sure, it sat on my desk for a week getting looks of distain from the hideous packaging (When it comes to sex toys, I sometimes get caught up on the packaging. I just can’t help it. I see a box that has a chick on it that doesn’t look like me or anyone I’d be even remotely interested in sleeping with and I tend to think less of the toy. Logically, I know packaging doesn’t dictate toy quality, but my brain just makes the connection on its own.), but as soon as I got past the picture and opened it up, boy oh boy, was I in for something good!

With this twice-as nice kit, not only do you get a high quality leather and nylon harness, you get a 100% silicone dildo as well!! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves (literally)! As the strap-on savvy know, a good harness is key to really making the experience. Make Me Blush not only passed the test with its super sturdy fasteners that keep the straps held tight, it was really comfortable and soft against the most sensitive of bits. With no chaffing or moving around, we were free to fuck for hours without having to continuously stop and readjust.

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Well, I think this is the last stop on the Fun Factory train for a while. After reviewing and loving most of their catalog, the Amor was only OK. Please know that this isn’t a reflection of the quality of this dildo, it’s just not the best suited for me personally.

It’s totally a quality product and if you’re looking for a basic dildo for strapping on, I think you’ll be pleased. The Amor also has an excellent suction cup base that’s great for hands free fucking and is a compact little guy with five insertable inches, and a respectable 4 ½ inch girth. It has a slightly curved tip and abstractly resembles a cock, but is far enough removed for any haters out there, especially when you consider the fact that mine is red and white swirls.

Like I said before, this is a high-quality cock with a very reasonable price tag. One thing consistent in Fun Factory toys is their amazing silicone. There’s something luxurious about it that makes their products, including the Amor, superior to most in my opinion. This is a good basic toy for anyone looking for a no frills dildo to get off with.

After falling in love with the Bandito, I’m not sure the Amor ever stood a chance but I’d recommend this as a great starter dildo, especially for someone who’s looking to experiment with strap on play.

It must be Amor!

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I had a bit of a Goldilocks predicament with the Compact. While I wouldn’t say that I’m really a size queen, at 5 inches long, this dildo was a little too small for my pussy, and with a 3-inch circumference, a little too big for my ass. Not that I didn’t give it the old college try with both.

Vaginally: The Compact is perfect for g-spot stimulation and with a nice rounded head that feels really great on insertion, but know that this lil’ lady is petite. It would definitely be amazing for a beginner or someone that likes to play with smaller toys. Unfortunately that’s not the case with me. I’m an average-to-slightly bigger toy lover, so Compact’s tight curves and slim shaft got me hot, but left me longing for something to fill me up a little more.

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As a sex toy reviewer, my pussy tends to see it’s share of action. And though I’m not complaining, after a while all the vibes start feeling the same and the dildos blur together, but every now and then, I get a toy like no other. And by no other, I mean 24 ounces of solid medical-grade stainless steel curved heaven.

Shaped into the perfect G-spot rubbing curve, this weighty barbell slips right in and finds my pleasure center with no hesitation. Seriously – sometimes I can’t believe how different it is than anything I’ve ever experienced and how amazing it feels if even just nudged the tiniest bit. Screw the tiny nudge though, what gets me really going is short thrusts when I’m holding onto the ball at the other end as a grip. Coupled with the thrill of the cold metal, this baby takes the cake as the hottest thing since the Hitachi Magic Wand.

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I think it’s just about time I buy stock in Fun Factory. Or at least get a shirt that says “Foxy Fun Factory Lady” or something…

Anyways, my latest adventure with this fine company’s products involves the Curve; a toy that has basically revolutionized the dildo for me. When it comes to solo play, I’m a vibration girl. Due to the rigorous demands of my job, I end up test driving a lot of non-vibrating toys, but when it comes down to it, I prefer something that buzzes. Now, the Curve comes along and I have to reconsider everything I’ve ever known about myself.

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The Vergenza Mk. 1 is described by the manufactures as “an inspired erotic tool.” They’ve hit the nail on the head with that description, because my girlfriend hasn’t been this excited about a new acquisition since she got her very own cordless drill. I wouldn’t ever call her butch, but she does have a thing for power tools and this satisfied that craving.

This toy looks a lot like a billy club, but it’s totally made for pleasure. It’s made out of aircraft-quality spun aluminum, which is kind of crazy, but pretty fantastic too because it’s non-porous, sterile, and non-toxic. Another great thing about it is that it’s really good for temperature play because the material heats up and cools down quickly. We cooled the Mk. 1 off before play and the cold metal combined with the ribbed texture provided an incredible sensation.

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I’ve been told about the miracle that is the Bandito and as a proud owner, I can verify how fantastic this sleek silicone dildo is. In my humble opinion, you can never go wrong with Fun Factory and this is coming from a girl who’s well on her way to owning the complete collection!

First, let’s talk about appearance. The Bandito is the coolest looking dildo I’ve ever owned. It’s black, which makes me feel like a total bad-ass and has all sorts of fun swirly designs that stimulate your hoo-hah and your artistic sensibilities. I think my friend described it perfectly by saying it “looks a little bit like a starry-eyed hippie, what with her ethereal swirly patterns, but she is totally hardcore hot.” This is a cock that you’ll display proudly on your bedside dresser, or in your office if you’re a sex perv like me.

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I was a fast learner in kindergarten. They said share and share I did. Good thing I never lost that skill as I grew up and I am still well acquainted with the give and take. And lucky for me, Fun Factory created Share, the perfect toy for both giving and taking.

A strap-less strap-on dildo, Share uses the PC muscles (or pubococcygeus muscles) to hold the kidney bean shaped end firmly inside the vagina, which in turn lets the wearer have a protruding dick without the use of a harness. Woohoo!

First taking Share out of the box, I was a little hesitant on how well it could work as a double dildo. While the actual silicone is pretty firm when it comes to the insertable bits, I felt like the bridge part was a little on the floppy side to keep the dick up. Before judging it too much, we lubed the sucker up and got down to business.

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