Sex Toy Reviews – Non-Vibrating

J.D. already told the story the Dildo Dr, but I’ll go ahead and give a quick overview in case you missed.  At the epic weekend that was Dinah, J.D. and I  stepped away from the HotMoviesForHer cabana and went for a little walk to check out the venders and to say hello to the other awesome folks working the event.  It was then that we met the Dildo Dr.  In honor of those with latex allergies he sells glass dildos so peeps can enjoy the joys that sex toys have to offer without getting itchy and whatnot.  We let him know who we were and that we review sex toys so if he ever wanted a little HM4Her love we’d be happy to give it.  In the blink of an eye he told us to step inside and take the dildo of our choice.  What?!?  Being the lovers of dildos that we are, we didn’t ask any questions and proceeded to browse over 2 very full tables of beautiful pyrex cocks.  The term “kid in a candy store” doesn’t even compare to our behavior.

Needless to say, the Dildo Dr. is an awesome guy – he is super laid back and has a very kind heart.  I’ll get on with the review.

I laid my eyes on the giant bumpy cucumber dildo and that was it.  I looked over the other dildos for quite a while, but my eyes kept going back to that beautiful cuke.  I’m not going to lie.  It’s the size that I was attracted to.  It’s super long and fairly girthy.  I love that glass doesn’t give – it’s hard all day and that makes that filled sensation even sweeter.

The Cucumber is 12 inches in total length and 1.75 inches in width.  Yes, it is 12 inches long.  That doesn’t mean you have to fit the whole thing inside of you in order to enjoy it!  The roughly 4 inch long handle tapers and is free of bumps.  There is a slight curve and the tip is round with no taper.  The surface is super bumpy which is ideal for lovers of pronounced texture.  The cucumber certainly isn’t the fattest dildo I’ve ever seen, but it represents in the size department.

With the decent girth and bumpiness, you definitely want to make sure you are warmed up and you have some lube on hand.  I personally don’t love intense thrusting with bumpy textures, but the thickness did me right for the fill.  Gentle short thrusts are where it’s at if you need movement.  You should be careful when using glass toys anyway – vigorous thrusts can do some damage.  That certainly isn’t meant to deter you from using glass.  It is awesome, just handle with care!  What I do love is the basic shape or the cucumber.  It has just enough of a curve to flow with my body, but it isn’t so angled that it is uncomfortable.  Love it!

To sum it up -

–Glass is a body friendly material and gets a long with my delicate sensibilities. 

–Glass is really easy to clean.  Soap and water.  Done.

–It was given to me by a really good dude. 

–It’s big.

–J.D. and I both (unintentionally) picked vegetable themed dildos.

Is it for everyone?  No.  You definitely need to be into sizable toys with lots of texture.  The good news is that the Dildo Dr.  has a ton of glass toys to choose from!

Get your own Cucumber glass dildo here!

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A few weeks back, while we were out in Palm Springs at The Dinah, we stopped by DildoDr.com’s vender booth, just to say hello, check out the wares and do a little networking (as you do with other sex industry folks).  While chatting with the company’s owner, we happened to mention that we do toy reviews on the site, just in case he’d be interested in getting in touch later down the line to talk about having us review stuff.

Without skipping a beat, the Dildo Dr. told us to take a look at all of the toys there and pick one each to take with us for review.  Say what?!?  We were shocked by this guy’s total generosity, but didn’t have to be told twice!  After looking through the tables of beautiful glass toys, I finally settled on what I later found out was called Corn Art, an eight inch, amber colored dildo.  Along with the toys, Dildo Dr. gave us awesome padded bags to protect our precious cargo in transit (and to keep safe once we got home).  Seriously amazing.

So, I think you can see why this Pyrex dildo is called Corn Art.  For those of you who can’t see images, the Corn Art dildo is an eight inch dildo that is basically shaped like a corn on the cob, complete with a knobby handle at the end.  The shaft of the dildo has little bumps along it, which look exactly like the kernels you find on an actual ear of corn.  The whole thing is a beautiful amber color, which isn’t corn-themed, but makes the whole piece look like a piece of art.

Measuring in at 1.75” wide, Corn Art is a pretty sizeable toy that fills the body nicely, especially because of the material it is made of.  Unlike silicone or rubber, glass is a totally rigid material that has no give or spring to it, so even if a toy isn’t super wide, it still offers a filling feeling.  The weightiness of the glass only adds to that feeling.  Another plus of playing with a glass toy is that it only needs a drop of lube to keep it slippery for a long time.

While I loved a lot about this dildo, there were a few aspects that I wasn’t as excited about.  The pointy shape of the toy, paired with the hard material didn’t work so well for me.  There was something about the way the tip of the toy moved into the full width that felt uncomfortable in my body.  I would have preferred a more gradual increase in size.  As well, the kernels along the shaft didn’t add to my pleasure.  That particular texture wasn’t working with my body structure, but that doesn’t mean it won’t work wonders for other people.  Length and handle-wise, I have no complaints.  They both were fabulous.

Though we’ve touched on it in pretty much every glass toy review, I just wanted to reiterate that the types of glass toys we are talking about are made of specific types of shatter-proof glass, such as Pyrex.  I just want to make sure that no one thinks we are telling them that they should shove IKEA wine glasses up their holes.  I mean really, those things break if you look at them funny.

All in all, this is one great toy to get corny with!

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There are a lot of ugly sex toys out there.  Like a lot a lot.  But lucky for us, toy makers have gotten wind of the fact that people are becoming way more discretionary about what they are putting into (and on) their bodies – both material and aesthetic wise.  In recent years, a whole host of amazingly beautiful, body-safe toys have hit the sexy shop shelves, making it more fun than ever to pick our pleasures.  And this time around, my pleasure was deliciously sinful…

Sinful Pleasure is a gorgeous glass dildo from the new line of toys by Joyful Pleasure.    Handmade of medical-grade, shatter-resistant glass, this duel-ended dildo is as good to your body as it is to your eyes.  That’s right – Sinful Pleasure is downright mantle-worthy.  Clear with ribbons of different colors swirling through it, this 7½ inch dildo belongs on display… whenever it isn’t doing its day job of getting me off, I mean.  This toy is crafted with a bulbous, tapered head (read: shaped like the glans of a penis) on one side, and a rounded, spherical knob on the other, offering up two very different stimulating experiences to its user.   And who doesn’t love options, right?

Sinful Pleasure is only 1½ inches at its widest point, which, for me, it a little on the thin side.  I prefer to be filled just a little bit more, so I was hoping for just  a midge more girth, but I still enjoyed the fullness  of the hard glass (no give!)  and the choice of which side to use.  I also really liked the burst of added girth in the middle.  It definitely gave me an extra jolt of thrill.

As with all glass toys, Sinful Pleasure was a total delight to clean.  Since it is non-porous, I just stuck it in a pot of boiling water for a few minutes and voila – clean and sterilized!  And speaking of hot water, you can totally get your temperature play on with this glass goddess.  Just stick it in a bowl of warm water to heat it up, or cool it down in an ice water bath for a chilly time.  Sigh, glass is such an awesome material!

Thumbs up for Sinful Pleasure.

Sinful Pleasure is available to buy at MyPleasure.com.

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Have you ever seen that game online that shows you a bunch of pictures of toys and you need to choose whether they are baby toys or sex toys?  No? Well, it’s pretty awesome, because sometimes it’s easy to tell which is which, and sometimes it’s not only damn near impossible to figure it out – I actually get them wrong!  Why do I bring this up?  Because this week’s reviewed toy, the Pop Plug, is the most toy-like sex toy I’ve ever seen.

Hot pink and shaped kind of like an over-sized pacifier, this silicone butt plug comes in three different sizes (small – 1”x 1 4/5”, medium – 1 ¼”x2 ½”, large – 1 ½”x 2 ½”).  While they may be a little wide for some beginners, I’d say that all of these plugs are great for just starting to play with the butt.  Their teardrop shape allows the narrow tip to easily slide into your asshole and then gradually get bigger and bulbous before returning to the narrowness of the neck that keeps it help securely in place.  These plugs even have a ring molded into the silicone to make pulling it out as easy as possible.  The ring is pretty much what makes me automatically think of pacifiers and rattles.  What can I say, I’ve been working around dirty stuff so long that my mind has made it full circle back to being completely clean.

Unlike some sex toys, the Pop Plugs are most definitely non-threatening.  If you are looking for a butt plug to introduce to a partner that may be anxious the booty, this would be a great option to offer up.   And being silicone, this toy is 100% body safe and super easy to clean and sterilize.  The satiny silicone makes the Pop Plug go in nice smoothly as well.

While both my partner and I are a little more advanced with the booty play, we still appreciated having a simple, easy-to-use toy.  We got a medium plug to test out, which was a little on the small side, so we used it to warm up with before moving on to a bigger plug.  The Pop Plug was a great opening act and stayed firmly in place as we worked ourselves into a more excited frenzy.  Plus the ring made it super easy to pop out as we moved on to a bigger toy.  All-in-all, the Pop Plug an awesome toy for those just starting out, more advanced anal adventurers, and everyone in between.

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I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo.  It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures.  For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star.  You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars?  Did I get too nerdy on you?  What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime.  How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?

I’m not quite sure how to segway how out of that, so I’m just going to make this a really abrupt transition.  The Cyborg is made from 100% awesomely body safe silicone.  It has a total length of 7.5 inches, an insertable length of 6 inches with a circumference of 5.5 inches.  It isn’t overwhelming, but it has a nice girth, which I prefer.

CyBee (my nickname for it) is all about texture.  It is ridge, bump and crevice city!  I warmed up a little bit, but at first I found it to be uncomfortable.  All of the features are really pronounced and are absolutely apparent.  Once applied A LOT of lube things got fun.  I probably would have achieved the same affect had I warmed up a bit more, but I was excited.  Can you blame me?  I’m not generally into full on thrusting when it comes to dildos.  Instead I go with something girthy that serves as a filler  – heh – or something with a g-spot curve, but it would be a sin NOT to thrust this robo-cock.  It creates sort of a ripple affect which is pretty awesome and unlike anything I’ve ever experienced.  The pointed tip isn’t ideal for more aggressive thrusting, but the texture made up for it by allowing for spine melting vaginal wall stimulation during slow in and out motions.  Neat!

Fleshlight really did a bang up job of creating interesting fun dildos that have totally unique textures.  I loved my Drac, but Cyborg definitely represented.  You can tell the designs were thought.  I love that they serve as items to look at, but follow through with function.  Too often it is one or the other, but not with the Freaks!

I would recommend this cock to anyone who likes to experiment with textures.  Stop by Fleshlight and order your own Cyborg!

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A while back, HM4Her delved into the fabulous world of adding gender expression items into our pool of general sex toy to review. Yes, we’ve been reviewing dildos and harnesses, which can also fall under the gender expression umbrella, for a long time, but in those instances, they’ve been used during actual sexual activity.  The gender expression ‘toys’ that we are highlighting are something a little different.  Before I get into the review, let me first explain a bit about gender expression – a refresher for the folks that read our other gender expression toy posts.

Recap:  When it comes to breaking down sex, gender and orientation, I’ve always found this nerdy tech analogy to be helpful.   Sex = Hardware; Gender = Software; Orientation = Networking.  Basically, Sex is the biological body – the physical; Gender is how you feel internally and how you present yourself to the world; and Orientation is the ways you interact with others.  In many instances Sex and Gender match up (known as being “cis-gendered”), and in other cases, they do not.  When someone’s body/sex assigned at birth do not match up to their gender identity (how they feel inside), some folks decide to live as the gender they identify as, which is called transitioning, or transgendered.  And when folks are transitioning, sometimes they use items that help them express the gender that they identify – hence the name gender expression.  Now, there is definitely more to it that just that, but as far as the basics go, that should work.

Onward to the review!  Up today is the Private Silicone Packer, a packer designed by the awesome folks at Good Vibrations.  Ok, time for another quick recap: a packer is a soft dildo that some trans guys (or other gender variant folks) wear to further feel and outwardly express masculinity – and create a handsome bulge in the front of their pants.  While packers are not hard penises or acceptable for sexual penetration, they are usually made of the same quality materials that traditional dildos are made from.

We had an amazing trans guy come in to help out on this one, generously trying this packer out and giving us all the info on the pros and cons of this particular bulge in his briefs.  To start off, let’s take a gander at the stats, shall we? The Private Silicone Packer is a 5” x 1 3/8” ‘soft’ dildo sporting realistic (I wanted to type realisdick SO badly!) phallic features and a ball sack.  I say soft in quotes, because there really isn’t anything too ‘soft’ about this guy – in fact, he’s pretty firm.

The rigid silicone means that there is no repositioning or dressing to one side (aka. the side of your pants your cock hangs down) – the Private Packer is smack dab in the middle of your pants, parallel to your zipper.  And it’s not going anywhere.  While our reviewer really enjoyed the way this looked while wearing pants, he wasn’t so keen on how the Private presented in just underwear.   While some folks may love it, for him, the bulge was too big and sat unnaturally in his boxers.

A plus of this packer is the defined lip at the base.  It keeps the Private held tightly in a packing jock or strap (or harness) and helps to keep it from wandering, as packers sometimes tend to do.  Our tester said he felt very secure that the Private wasn’t going to shift or fall out while he was wearing it.  The downside of the defined lip is that the whole back of the packer is just as rigid as the shaft, and our reviewer said that while he was wearing it, he could feel it the whole time, reminding him that he was packing.  He said that some people may be totally turned on by feeling their packer at all times, but it just didn’t work for him.

When asked to sum it up, our friend shrugged and said that while it’s a decent packer, he is still on the prowl for something that feels more realistic and meets more of his own needs.  Well, there you have it.

Check out the Private Silicone Packer from Good Vibrations!

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The Stainless Pleasure Lever is like getting two sex toys in one. Or, if you only like one end, it’s like getting a really awesome toy with a really fancy handle. That is pretty much how it worked out for me and I’m definitely not sad about it.

This stainless steel lever is 9.8 inches in total length and weighs in at 1.12 lbs. It feels strong and hefty, but isn’t too heavy to handle. On one end there is a nice curved bulbous head (1.6 inches wide). The other end is curved with 4 graduated teardrop shaped bulbs (1.4, 1.2, 1 and .8 inches wide).

I definitely preferred the bigger end. The quadruple bulbed end seemed like it would be ideal for anal play. I couldn’t really tell you for sure because butt fun just isn’t my bag. The smaller teardrop end was just a bit too narrow to excite me. Plus the pointed tip was a little uncomfortable. It did, however, make for an awesome handle. By placing my fingers between bulbs I was able to remain in control which I loved! The same was true when holding the lever in reverse, but instead the big metal bulb acted like a knob. Long story short: this toy = excellent handle city.

The initial insertion of the big end definitely takes a little warm up and some lube. There is no pointed tip, so you’re essentially trying to insert a ball into your vag. It is all good once it is inside of you, you just have to take care to insert with ease. Once full on penetration is achieved, I found that the curve made it ideal for g-spot stimulation. The rocking back and forth motion felt fantastic. My only complaint is that after my super intense orgasm, it was pretty difficult to pull it out. Lots of relaxing and deep breaths were in order. Oh no, poor me. It was hard to pull the beautiful stainless steel bulb out of my pussy after my earth shattering O. Sheesh. Life is ROUGH!

Needless to say, the Stainless Pleasure Lever will definitely get thrown into my regular sex toy rotation. It is quite beautiful and follows through with function. Before I end this review I want to mention that stainless steel is perfect for use during temperature play. I didn’t use it for such (yet), but placing it in warm or cold water can change your experience completely. It was pretty cold when I first started playing with it, but it immediately heated up to match my body’s temperature. Love! While I chose not to, you could easily warm it in the palm of your hand before use if you so desire.

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, Stockroom.com for this gorgeous toy that I shall cherish in the dirtiest of ways for years to come.

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When it comes to Fleshlight’s Freaks line, some of the cocks are clearly more appropriate to talk about around Halloween.  I mean, Drac and Frankenstein might feel amazing all year long, but it just makes sense to write about them when everyone is feeling extra spooky.

For the others, like Cyborg and Alien, there is no specific time of year that they fit the bill so perfectly, though Alien does have context within a certain movie (they may not mention it, but c’mon, with the color of the dick and the images associated, the dildo may as well as have “Avatar” emblazoned on the balls).  Today’s review is about a cock that perfect to talk about year round, as well as particularly timely due to a pop culture trend of loving/fearing the reanimated dead.  Oh yeah, I’m talkin’ about Zombie!

Whether you are ready for the zombie apocalypse or not, it’s here, and it’s looking for braaaaiiiins… you know, to fuck them out.  Along with the rest of the Fleshlight Freaks dildos, Zombie is an amazingly detailed silicone cock that doubles as quite the conversation piece. Seriously, I don’t know how anyone hides these fancy dicks away!

Anyway, being silicone means that Zombie may look like it’s about to tear into pieces (like undead flesh does), but in fact, it is super sturdy and won’t wither unless the silicone is nicked (as in bitten by a renegade brain muncher) or it’s paired with silicone lube (the silicones melt each other).  This undead dick should pretty much last you most of your lifetime otherwise.  Plus, it’s hypoallergenic, body safe and non-porous, which means that it’s sterilizable and can be shared with others.

The rotten flesh adorning the Zombie’s 6.5” shaft and head (8” total, including balls) may be nice to look at, but that’s not its only job – it also works as internally stimulating rims and ridges that feel amazing when you thrust in and out.  How fitting that what makes it especially undead is exactly what makes it come alive in your vag, butt, or wherever else you are playing with the awakened dead.  And with a 5.75” circumference, this corpse-y fellow will fill you up nicely without causing you to feel stuffed in a bad way.  I will admit that the grayish color is pretty gross, but we are talking about an undead zombie cock here, so really, it’s absolutely perfect.

All in all, another deliciously disgusting win from Fleshlight.

Crave some BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNSSSS of your own with Zombie!

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We are back with another freak from the Fleshlight Freaks line of quality silicone cocks!  This time we are here with Alien, a beautiful blue dildo that is… out of this world.  Ok, sorry, I had to.  While we wanted to feature Frankenstein and Drac in time for Halloween, this dick is little less ‘monster’ and more extraterrestrial, so figured it would be great to talk about, and use, whenever (though Frank and Drac are perfect for anytime insertion as well!).

Blue, like the Avatar aliens (or Navi), the Alien is 7.5” from base to tip, including the balls, with 5.5” insertable length.  Circumference-wise it’s 5.5” as well, but in a shape that definitely sets it apart of other dildos I’ve encountered.  Not only is the Alien way more oval than round, it actually seems almost like two thin dicks have fused together side-by-side and are making up one super thick cock.  Or like one giant cock was flattened down a little and made more oval.  Either way, it’s one thick, blue dick!  And that’s not even the kicker!

The thing that got me the most about this dick is the curve on it.  Molded in an arch that points downward, this dildo is definitely different than any I’ve ever seen.  It’s like they took a toy that stimulates the G-spot and turned it upside-down.  It doesn’t hurt or feel bad in my vag, but it’s totally a different angle than I am used to and felt a little strange to me.  Sure, we could turn it around and it would be great for G-spot action, but we haven’t tried that yet.

I’d say if you are looking for something that might feel unique in your vag, or butt, the Alien might just do the trick.

Just like the rest of its FREAK family, the Alien is not only amazingly beautiful, it’s also made of platinum cured silicone and is super body safe and nearly indestructible (just don’t let the dog gnaw at it, or use silicone lube with it unless you have a condom on it).  The pearly blue color and the attention to each detail and bump make this a truly awesome toy to have, both on your shelf and in your pussy.  Another score from Fleshlight.

Have an ‘outer-limit’ experience yourself with Fleshlight’s Alien!

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I am beginning to think that themed dildos are my favorite sex toys.  That goes double for monster-themed dildos, and obviously I was in some serious heaven when a package from the good folks at Fleshlight landed on our stoop, packed to the gills with an amazing assortment of Freak cocks.  Included in that magical box was the biggest and most grotesque of them all… Frankenstein.   And because I am a greedy little size queen, I lunged for Frank and used him to beat off all of the other reviewers.

Measuring in at a whopping 10.5 inches (8.75” insertable), this ghastly green monster dick is the epitome of everything I would want in Frankenstein’s cock.  First, it is all stitched together looking and features two bolts coming out of the sides.  There are even a few screw heads molded in to make it look extra pieced together.  And even though it is all thrown together looking (like Frankenstein himself), it still looks very much like a cock, with a defined glans, shaft and big balls.  All in all, this thing is seriously beautiful, and I plan to keep it out on a shelf to admire.  You know, when it’s not stuffed inside me, or my loved ones.

And when I say stuffed, I mean STUFFED.  This big guy is huge.  Long, yes, but also fairly girthy (shaft is 6.75”!!), so Frank fills you up!  I certainly couldn’t take it more than halfway into my vag, even fully aroused – and I can usually take a good amount.  I will say that I love the way the staple sutures and other decorative touches did a second duty of stimulating the walls of my pussy.  Nice work with the functional touches, Fleshlight.

Logistically speaking, this toy is fantastic.  Frank is made of the highest quality, platinum cured silicone, which means it is super body safe, sturdy and easy to both clean and sterilize (which means you can share this giant fucker with friends!).   You just don’t want to use silicone lube with him, since it will melt his silicone and turn the whole thing into the bad mind of vileness.

Be it Halloween or any other time of year, Frankenstein most definitely has a place in my heart and my pussy.  Thanks for giving us something exciting, new and wholly disgusting, Fleshlight!

Definitely check out all the freaks, especially Frankenstein!

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