Sex Toy Reviews – Non-Vibrating

Have you ever seen that game online that shows you a bunch of pictures of toys and you need to choose whether they are baby toys or sex toys?  No? Well, it’s pretty awesome, because sometimes it’s easy to tell which is which, and sometimes it’s not only damn near impossible to figure it out – I actually get them wrong!  Why do I bring this up?  Because this week’s reviewed toy, the Pop Plug, is the most toy-like sex toy I’ve ever seen.

Hot pink and shaped kind of like an over-sized pacifier, this silicone butt plug comes in three different sizes (small – 1”x 1 4/5”, medium – 1 ¼”x2 ½”, large – 1 ½”x 2 ½”).  While they may be a little wide for some beginners, I’d say that all of these plugs are great for just starting to play with the butt.  Their teardrop shape allows the narrow tip to easily slide into your asshole and then gradually get bigger and bulbous before returning to the narrowness of the neck that keeps it help securely in place.  These plugs even have a ring molded into the silicone to make pulling it out as easy as possible.  The ring is pretty much what makes me automatically think of pacifiers and rattles.  What can I say, I’ve been working around dirty stuff so long that my mind has made it full circle back to being completely clean.

Unlike some sex toys, the Pop Plugs are most definitely non-threatening.  If you are looking for a butt plug to introduce to a partner that may be anxious the booty, this would be a great option to offer up.   And being silicone, this toy is 100% body safe and super easy to clean and sterilize.  The satiny silicone makes the Pop Plug go in nice smoothly as well.

While both my partner and I are a little more advanced with the booty play, we still appreciated having a simple, easy-to-use toy.  We got a medium plug to test out, which was a little on the small side, so we used it to warm up with before moving on to a bigger plug.  The Pop Plug was a great opening act and stayed firmly in place as we worked ourselves into a more excited frenzy.  Plus the ring made it super easy to pop out as we moved on to a bigger toy.  All-in-all, the Pop Plug an awesome toy for those just starting out, more advanced anal adventurers, and everyone in between.

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I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo.  It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures.  For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star.  You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars?  Did I get too nerdy on you?  What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime.  How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?

I’m not quite sure how to segway how out of that, so I’m just going to make this a really abrupt transition.  The Cyborg is made from 100% awesomely body safe silicone.  It has a total length of 7.5 inches, an insertable length of 6 inches with a circumference of 5.5 inches.  It isn’t overwhelming, but it has a nice girth, which I prefer.

CyBee (my nickname for it) is all about texture.  It is ridge, bump and crevice city!  I warmed up a little bit, but at first I found it to be uncomfortable.  All of the features are really pronounced and are absolutely apparent.  Once applied A LOT of lube things got fun.  I probably would have achieved the same affect had I warmed up a bit more, but I was excited.  Can you blame me?  I’m not generally into full on thrusting when it comes to dildos.  Instead I go with something girthy that serves as a filler  – heh – or something with a g-spot curve, but it would be a sin NOT to thrust this robo-cock.  It creates sort of a ripple affect which is pretty awesome and unlike anything I’ve ever experienced.  The pointed tip isn’t ideal for more aggressive thrusting, but the texture made up for it by allowing for spine melting vaginal wall stimulation during slow in and out motions.  Neat!

Fleshlight really did a bang up job of creating interesting fun dildos that have totally unique textures.  I loved my Drac, but Cyborg definitely represented.  You can tell the designs were thought.  I love that they serve as items to look at, but follow through with function.  Too often it is one or the other, but not with the Freaks!

I would recommend this cock to anyone who likes to experiment with textures.  Stop by Fleshlight and order your own Cyborg!

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A while back, HM4Her delved into the fabulous world of adding gender expression items into our pool of general sex toy to review. Yes, we’ve been reviewing dildos and harnesses, which can also fall under the gender expression umbrella, for a long time, but in those instances, they’ve been used during actual sexual activity.  The gender expression ‘toys’ that we are highlighting are something a little different.  Before I get into the review, let me first explain a bit about gender expression – a refresher for the folks that read our other gender expression toy posts.

Recap:  When it comes to breaking down sex, gender and orientation, I’ve always found this nerdy tech analogy to be helpful.   Sex = Hardware; Gender = Software; Orientation = Networking.  Basically, Sex is the biological body – the physical; Gender is how you feel internally and how you present yourself to the world; and Orientation is the ways you interact with others.  In many instances Sex and Gender match up (known as being “cis-gendered”), and in other cases, they do not.  When someone’s body/sex assigned at birth do not match up to their gender identity (how they feel inside), some folks decide to live as the gender they identify as, which is called transitioning, or transgendered.  And when folks are transitioning, sometimes they use items that help them express the gender that they identify – hence the name gender expression.  Now, there is definitely more to it that just that, but as far as the basics go, that should work.

Onward to the review!  Up today is the Private Silicone Packer, a packer designed by the awesome folks at Good Vibrations.  Ok, time for another quick recap: a packer is a soft dildo that some trans guys (or other gender variant folks) wear to further feel and outwardly express masculinity – and create a handsome bulge in the front of their pants.  While packers are not hard penises or acceptable for sexual penetration, they are usually made of the same quality materials that traditional dildos are made from.

We had an amazing trans guy come in to help out on this one, generously trying this packer out and giving us all the info on the pros and cons of this particular bulge in his briefs.  To start off, let’s take a gander at the stats, shall we? The Private Silicone Packer is a 5” x 1 3/8” ‘soft’ dildo sporting realistic (I wanted to type realisdick SO badly!) phallic features and a ball sack.  I say soft in quotes, because there really isn’t anything too ‘soft’ about this guy – in fact, he’s pretty firm.

The rigid silicone means that there is no repositioning or dressing to one side (aka. the side of your pants your cock hangs down) – the Private Packer is smack dab in the middle of your pants, parallel to your zipper.  And it’s not going anywhere.  While our reviewer really enjoyed the way this looked while wearing pants, he wasn’t so keen on how the Private presented in just underwear.   While some folks may love it, for him, the bulge was too big and sat unnaturally in his boxers.

A plus of this packer is the defined lip at the base.  It keeps the Private held tightly in a packing jock or strap (or harness) and helps to keep it from wandering, as packers sometimes tend to do.  Our tester said he felt very secure that the Private wasn’t going to shift or fall out while he was wearing it.  The downside of the defined lip is that the whole back of the packer is just as rigid as the shaft, and our reviewer said that while he was wearing it, he could feel it the whole time, reminding him that he was packing.  He said that some people may be totally turned on by feeling their packer at all times, but it just didn’t work for him.

When asked to sum it up, our friend shrugged and said that while it’s a decent packer, he is still on the prowl for something that feels more realistic and meets more of his own needs.  Well, there you have it.

Check out the Private Silicone Packer from Good Vibrations!

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The Stainless Pleasure Lever is like getting two sex toys in one. Or, if you only like one end, it’s like getting a really awesome toy with a really fancy handle. That is pretty much how it worked out for me and I’m definitely not sad about it.

This stainless steel lever is 9.8 inches in total length and weighs in at 1.12 lbs. It feels strong and hefty, but isn’t too heavy to handle. On one end there is a nice curved bulbous head (1.6 inches wide). The other end is curved with 4 graduated teardrop shaped bulbs (1.4, 1.2, 1 and .8 inches wide).

I definitely preferred the bigger end. The quadruple bulbed end seemed like it would be ideal for anal play. I couldn’t really tell you for sure because butt fun just isn’t my bag. The smaller teardrop end was just a bit too narrow to excite me. Plus the pointed tip was a little uncomfortable. It did, however, make for an awesome handle. By placing my fingers between bulbs I was able to remain in control which I loved! The same was true when holding the lever in reverse, but instead the big metal bulb acted like a knob. Long story short: this toy = excellent handle city.

The initial insertion of the big end definitely takes a little warm up and some lube. There is no pointed tip, so you’re essentially trying to insert a ball into your vag. It is all good once it is inside of you, you just have to take care to insert with ease. Once full on penetration is achieved, I found that the curve made it ideal for g-spot stimulation. The rocking back and forth motion felt fantastic. My only complaint is that after my super intense orgasm, it was pretty difficult to pull it out. Lots of relaxing and deep breaths were in order. Oh no, poor me. It was hard to pull the beautiful stainless steel bulb out of my pussy after my earth shattering O. Sheesh. Life is ROUGH!

Needless to say, the Stainless Pleasure Lever will definitely get thrown into my regular sex toy rotation. It is quite beautiful and follows through with function. Before I end this review I want to mention that stainless steel is perfect for use during temperature play. I didn’t use it for such (yet), but placing it in warm or cold water can change your experience completely. It was pretty cold when I first started playing with it, but it immediately heated up to match my body’s temperature. Love! While I chose not to, you could easily warm it in the palm of your hand before use if you so desire.

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, Stockroom.com for this gorgeous toy that I shall cherish in the dirtiest of ways for years to come.

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When it comes to Fleshlight’s Freaks line, some of the cocks are clearly more appropriate to talk about around Halloween.  I mean, Drac and Frankenstein might feel amazing all year long, but it just makes sense to write about them when everyone is feeling extra spooky.

For the others, like Cyborg and Alien, there is no specific time of year that they fit the bill so perfectly, though Alien does have context within a certain movie (they may not mention it, but c’mon, with the color of the dick and the images associated, the dildo may as well as have “Avatar” emblazoned on the balls).  Today’s review is about a cock that perfect to talk about year round, as well as particularly timely due to a pop culture trend of loving/fearing the reanimated dead.  Oh yeah, I’m talkin’ about Zombie!

Whether you are ready for the zombie apocalypse or not, it’s here, and it’s looking for braaaaiiiins… you know, to fuck them out.  Along with the rest of the Fleshlight Freaks dildos, Zombie is an amazingly detailed silicone cock that doubles as quite the conversation piece. Seriously, I don’t know how anyone hides these fancy dicks away!

Anyway, being silicone means that Zombie may look like it’s about to tear into pieces (like undead flesh does), but in fact, it is super sturdy and won’t wither unless the silicone is nicked (as in bitten by a renegade brain muncher) or it’s paired with silicone lube (the silicones melt each other).  This undead dick should pretty much last you most of your lifetime otherwise.  Plus, it’s hypoallergenic, body safe and non-porous, which means that it’s sterilizable and can be shared with others.

The rotten flesh adorning the Zombie’s 6.5” shaft and head (8” total, including balls) may be nice to look at, but that’s not its only job – it also works as internally stimulating rims and ridges that feel amazing when you thrust in and out.  How fitting that what makes it especially undead is exactly what makes it come alive in your vag, butt, or wherever else you are playing with the awakened dead.  And with a 5.75” circumference, this corpse-y fellow will fill you up nicely without causing you to feel stuffed in a bad way.  I will admit that the grayish color is pretty gross, but we are talking about an undead zombie cock here, so really, it’s absolutely perfect.

All in all, another deliciously disgusting win from Fleshlight.

Crave some BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNSSSS of your own with Zombie!

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We are back with another freak from the Fleshlight Freaks line of quality silicone cocks!  This time we are here with Alien, a beautiful blue dildo that is… out of this world.  Ok, sorry, I had to.  While we wanted to feature Frankenstein and Drac in time for Halloween, this dick is little less ‘monster’ and more extraterrestrial, so figured it would be great to talk about, and use, whenever (though Frank and Drac are perfect for anytime insertion as well!).

Blue, like the Avatar aliens (or Navi), the Alien is 7.5” from base to tip, including the balls, with 5.5” insertable length.  Circumference-wise it’s 5.5” as well, but in a shape that definitely sets it apart of other dildos I’ve encountered.  Not only is the Alien way more oval than round, it actually seems almost like two thin dicks have fused together side-by-side and are making up one super thick cock.  Or like one giant cock was flattened down a little and made more oval.  Either way, it’s one thick, blue dick!  And that’s not even the kicker!

The thing that got me the most about this dick is the curve on it.  Molded in an arch that points downward, this dildo is definitely different than any I’ve ever seen.  It’s like they took a toy that stimulates the G-spot and turned it upside-down.  It doesn’t hurt or feel bad in my vag, but it’s totally a different angle than I am used to and felt a little strange to me.  Sure, we could turn it around and it would be great for G-spot action, but we haven’t tried that yet.

I’d say if you are looking for something that might feel unique in your vag, or butt, the Alien might just do the trick.

Just like the rest of its FREAK family, the Alien is not only amazingly beautiful, it’s also made of platinum cured silicone and is super body safe and nearly indestructible (just don’t let the dog gnaw at it, or use silicone lube with it unless you have a condom on it).  The pearly blue color and the attention to each detail and bump make this a truly awesome toy to have, both on your shelf and in your pussy.  Another score from Fleshlight.

Have an ‘outer-limit’ experience yourself with Fleshlight’s Alien!

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I am beginning to think that themed dildos are my favorite sex toys.  That goes double for monster-themed dildos, and obviously I was in some serious heaven when a package from the good folks at Fleshlight landed on our stoop, packed to the gills with an amazing assortment of Freak cocks.  Included in that magical box was the biggest and most grotesque of them all… Frankenstein.   And because I am a greedy little size queen, I lunged for Frank and used him to beat off all of the other reviewers.

Measuring in at a whopping 10.5 inches (8.75” insertable), this ghastly green monster dick is the epitome of everything I would want in Frankenstein’s cock.  First, it is all stitched together looking and features two bolts coming out of the sides.  There are even a few screw heads molded in to make it look extra pieced together.  And even though it is all thrown together looking (like Frankenstein himself), it still looks very much like a cock, with a defined glans, shaft and big balls.  All in all, this thing is seriously beautiful, and I plan to keep it out on a shelf to admire.  You know, when it’s not stuffed inside me, or my loved ones.

And when I say stuffed, I mean STUFFED.  This big guy is huge.  Long, yes, but also fairly girthy (shaft is 6.75”!!), so Frank fills you up!  I certainly couldn’t take it more than halfway into my vag, even fully aroused – and I can usually take a good amount.  I will say that I love the way the staple sutures and other decorative touches did a second duty of stimulating the walls of my pussy.  Nice work with the functional touches, Fleshlight.

Logistically speaking, this toy is fantastic.  Frank is made of the highest quality, platinum cured silicone, which means it is super body safe, sturdy and easy to both clean and sterilize (which means you can share this giant fucker with friends!).   You just don’t want to use silicone lube with him, since it will melt his silicone and turn the whole thing into the bad mind of vileness.

Be it Halloween or any other time of year, Frankenstein most definitely has a place in my heart and my pussy.  Thanks for giving us something exciting, new and wholly disgusting, Fleshlight!

Definitely check out all the freaks, especially Frankenstein!

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Drac can do me any time.

This dildo from the new line of Fleshlight Freaks is more than just a pretty red cock.  It is a solid well crafted dildo that feels nice and heavy in your hands.  It is made from 100% body safe silicone for an irritation free experience.  Fleshlight makes the number one selling toy for men, so I was definitely eager to see how they fared in the ways for the man made wang.  Coming in at 6.75 inches long including the balls, 5.75 inches not including the balls and 5.5 inches around, I found Drac to be just my size – not too long, but with a slightly larger than average girth.

See those tiny little bumps and those carved out “wings”?  Yeah, they feel awesome.  The combo of the two makes for some great sensations.  When lubed up it felt a bit reptilian.  I can’t say that I’ve ever experienced anything quite like it before.  I usually find textures to be overrated, as I often don’t think they make much of a difference.  That was not the case here!

Cleaning was easy.  I thought it would be difficult to get the lube and the what-have-you’s out of the crevices, but they weren’t that deep.  I gave it a good wipe down with my 10% bleach solution and all was well.

I love Drac.  It looks great just sitting around and it definitely lives up to its good looks during actual use.   The girth is perfect, the texture is unique and it is totally body friendly.  It’s harness compatible!  I’m happy to report that Fleshlight isn’t a one trick pony.  This dildo is off the chain!

Get sucked into Drac yourself!

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Who loves strap-on sex?  Who hates annoying straps that come loose while you enjoy strap-on sex?  Who loves comfy underpants?  Meeeeee!

Wow, I’m in love with my RodeoH Harness.  I was lucky enough to review this brand new item thanks to Babeland!  While this awesome bit of cloth serves the same purpose as your traditional harness – it holds your dildo in place while you bang, but there are no straps involved!  The RodeoH Harness is underwear with a built in o-ring for your cock.  It is a sexy pair of briefs made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex.  I got the red and black which I love and prefer, but they also come in black and grey.

I float between 2 sizes and I went with the smaller of the two thinking the tighter the better and the more secure the dildo would be.  They fit me in terms of comfort, but my tummy does spill over a bit at the waist.  They feel fine on, but if I could go back I’d order the bigger size.  Of course this is in no way a reflection of the product!  In fact, I’d say this speaks well for it.  Even when they are snug they are comfy to wear, like your favorite pair of drawers.

The RodeoH is comfy and cute, but how does is stand up as far as practical use?  Pretty damn good.  I first used it with my beloved Tantus O2 Revolution (7.25 inches long, 1.25 inches wide) which is pretty dense and has some weight to it.  I did have a little floppage with this one.  It held up just fine during use, but it wasn’t quite up at attention when I was just hanging out.  I slipped my Tantus Curve – just like in the picture (6 inches long, 1 3/8 inches wide) in and it was nice and erect.  Moral of the story: light weight dildos fare better, but heavier ones work just fine.  RodeoH does suggest using 5-6 inch long dildos with 1 ½ to 2 inches in width.  I had to give my favorite dildo a whirl, whether or not it fit into the recommended specs.  I don’t see this as a problem unless you’re into slinging huge cock all of the time.

Between body fluid and lube, the RodeoH harness gets messy.  This isn’t the kind of thing you just thrown back in the toy box.  Per the directions, you hand wash or machine wash cold and hang to dry.  Drying will shrink it!  I hand washed.  I just felt better about not putting it into a machine.  I really love my RodeoH harness and would be sad if something happened to it!

Here is the size chart, which I would say is pretty on par:

XS: 23″-26″ hip
Small: 25″-29″ hip
Medium: 30″-34″ hip
Large: 34″-37″ hip
XL: 37″-40″ hip
XXL: 39″-41″
XXXL: 41″-43″

O-ring: 1-1/4″-2″ diameter (stretch)

Dildo not included!

The price is totally reasonable!

I am a big fan of this new product.  The RodeoH harness is comfortable and looks great on.  You can even wear it under your pants and slip your dildo in when the time arises.  So sexy and so very convenient.

Get your own RodeoH Harness!

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Being the sensitive gal that I am, I’m pretty particular about toys that I use for G-spot play.  Too pointy and I’m annoyed.  Too small and I’m bored.  I was quite thankful the Tantus G Force did me right.

First off, I love Tantus toys because they are made from 100% platinum grade silicone and the phthalates free hypoallergenic goodness is just what my uber sensitive body needs when it comes to sex toys. I’ve never come into contact with a sub-par product from them.  All of their dildos are solid, made to last and kind to my vagina.  The G Force is certainly not the exception.

This Candy colored g-spot dildo comes in at a little over 10 inches in length and a little less than 1 ½ inches at its widest point.  I like pink, but it also comes in black.  The silicone is firm, making the toy bendable, but not malleable.  Perfect for g-spot stim!

The G Force definitely delivered.  As a solo masturbation toy, the length and easy to grip handle made it super easy to reach and stimulate my g-spot.  I didn’t have to use any awkward movements or hand positions – easy breezy all the way.  I found that sitting worked best with this one.  All bodies and g-spot placements are different (generally 1-3 inches inside the vagina), so you may very well have a different experience on that front.  The width was just right.  I prefer girthy dildos, but since I was going for g-spot play and not necessarily a filled sensation, the 1 ½ inches did me right.

So the G Force was lovely for use on my solo mission, but it rocked my world when my partner used it on me.  He was really able to get a grip on it and rock that sucker back and forth.  This seriously sent me into another world.  The combination of length, angle and firmness/flexibility really allowed him to go to town on my Grafenberg Spot.  My body clinched, flexed and contorted until I just couldn’t take any more.  Moral of the story: use the G Force with a friend.  You won’t be sad about it.

As far as cleaning is concerned: boil for less than 10 minutes or use a 10% bleach solution.  Always use water based lubes with silicone toys!  Silicone based could destroy your toy.

I recommend the G Force to anyone who likes g-spot stimulation and back bending orgasms.

Thanks SexToys.com!

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