I’ve read a lot lately about bringing green ideals into the bedroom. Of course, the ever-conscious people over at Babeland have a new organic lube to help you save the earth and your girl parts!
Naked is a water-based lube (which means it’s perfect for all the silicone toys I love to recommend) and doesn’t contain petrochemicals, parabens, or anything else you shouldn’t expose your body to.
It’s also vegan and I have to admit I didn’t realize how fantastic that was until I told my hippie-vegan friend and she freaked out. From her reaction, I’m guessing that vegans all over the world are twirling around in celebration of this new product. As a rule, I try not to expose my cooch to any meat products after seeing an unfortunate video that involved a pork tenderloin, so I’m pretty stoked too.
I should probably give thanks for the Internet every day. Not only does it keep me gainfully employed, every so often you come across a true gem like this one I found on Jezebel today.
Ha! I love it! VD! Do the kids these days even know the phrase Venereal Disease? Anyway, I do love the whole idea of destigmatizing sexually transmitting diseases and saying that everyone can get them, but the Jezzies got it right when they said that this PSA is totally confusing. Is getting VD a good thing or not? Sure can’t tell from this commerical. Eh, it’s still pretty damn genius though. (via Jezebel)
Earth Day was yesterday. I celebrated by moving two times my body weight in mulch while a bunch of Home Depot dudes looked on. Anyways, I plan on being environmentally friendly for at least a week or so before dedicating my life (or a couple of weeks) to the next worthy cause.
Here’s today’s Save the Earth Sex Tip:
And if you’re interested in some green porn check out Garden of Earthly Delight! OK, so it’s not really going to save the earth, but it’s a great classic movie. It stars a young & slender Ron Jeremy – save the earth for Hedgehogs everywhere.
Last week I brought Regina Lynn’s Sexier Sex with me on a trip to NYC and actually enjoyed a train ride thanks to it. This is the perfect sex book for mom, and for that, I love it! It’s all about quick and easy ways to use the Internet to spice up your sex life. Who couldn’t use that?
Lynn approached this book in a really fun, accessible manner, and with almost 100 creative ways to experiment, every woman is sure to find a new aspect of themselves to explore.
I’m a big fan of Tristan Taormino and, to be honest, a little disturbed that J.D. was obviously trying to lay claim to Taormino’s Anal Queen title last week on the Diana Cage Show. Yeah, J.D., we get it – you and butt sex are bff’s, but you will never upstage Ms. Taormino.
Anyways, I just saw a release about her latest reality series for Vivid-Alt, Rough Sex which is being produced by women, with women in mind. How exciting! A lot of my friends like it when things get a bit rough, but even a seasoned porn fan like myself is turned off by the misogynistic tone of a lot of rougher films. I can’t wait to see her vision captured on film and anticipate it will be fantastic, like everything else she touches.
According to the folks over at AVN.com, Taormino will also be releasing a companion title starring the adorable Penny Flame called Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex. When asked about taking on a genre that many see as degrading, Taormino said, “”Rough sex can be psychologically charged and really nasty, but it can also be consensual and deeply intimate. I think people will see a sensually charged difference with a woman behind the camera.”
I can’t wait to see what she does with it!
Check out AVN.com’s article on Taormino’s latest project.
Click Here to see Tristan Taormino on HotMoviesForHer.com.
Today is my favorite femme fatale’s birthday and I’m long overdue for a mixtape rewind, so this one is for her. This is probably one of the best Karaoke songs of all time, not to mention a song full of great lines to use to pick up girls. Of course, they never got me very far with her, but I love her anyways.
What has America done for me lately? I’ll tell you what it hasn’t done – given me a week long vacation with the sole purpose of getting laid! WTF!
According to the New York Times, Finland as a proposed bill up in front of Parliament to grant Finnish workers an additional week long “love vacation” to rekindle their romances (plus lower divorce rates). And this in is addtion to their already established 25 paid days of vacation a year and as many as 10 paid public holidays!
Check out the article here. (NYT.com via Jezebel.com)
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m thinking that we need to get on the ball with getting this to the White House ASAP! Hillary, are you listening? Obama? Seriously people, a week off to hide under the covers with your spouse/significant other/fuck buddy and only get up for bathroom breaks – what more could you want? Who’s with me??
So, I love me some Diana Cage. As you guys know (cause you listened, right…) the Porn Librarian and I headed over to NYC last night to hang out with Diana Cage on her Sirius Satellite Radio show and talk about all the exciting new stuff going on here at HMFH. And talk we did – for an hour! All about the brand new site, all the hot queer porno we have to offer and what exactly we like in a lady… all the stuff worth talking about. For some reason I felt the need to mention anal sex over and over. I totally made myself sound like a butt sex junkie! Now, I like butt sex as much has the next person, but don’t worry Tristan Taormino, I don’t plan to one up you or anything. Read the rest of this entry »
I’m sure by now most people who are somewhat internetz savvy are familiar with Lolcats – and if you’re not, I hate to break it to you, but sometimes it’s okay to click away from porn. Anyway, the hilarious ladies of Fleshbot have teamed up with FuckingMachines.com to sponsor a picture caption contest called Lolpr0n! The winners were announced today and they received a one month membership to FuckingMachines.com – not bad!
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