Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. And welcome to February! Sure, it’s still winter in Philly, where HM4Her resides, but it’s also 60 degrees and sunny outside, so you’ll hear no complains from me. I won’t go into the controversial topic of global warming, but… really, there is no denying the weather. Anyway, we aren’t here to talk about now nice it is outside – we are here to talk about all things dirty the web has to offer, so let’s get to it!
- Ginger Leigh sent me this hilarious picture of the future (or, um, the present) of social networking. Thanks Ginger!
- I’ll be honest and say that I know absolutely nothing about Tim Tebow – other than he plays football, is religious, and apparently was in Vegas at the same time the AVN Awards were going on. I don’t know why this is news, since there are no illicit pictures of him and any porn people, but it made Deadspin top stories, so… Now I guess we just wait until Steve Hirsch offers that million dollar deal.
- Wanna up the sexy time fun you have with your partner? Try Mojo Upgrade, an interactive online sex questionnaire. Not only does it offer up a slew of options to pick from, it seems like it would be a great way to bring up all those kinky ideas you’ve been thinking about. Give it a go – I know I will.
- While these pervy vocab words are part and parcel to my usual workday, I thought this dirty glossary might be of use to folks who may not spend their 9-5 looking at smut. (via WSN)
- New findings are saying that some spiders voluntarily castrate themselves and leave their penises inside their female counterparts to increase the likelihood of producing offspring by allowing their bits to continue spewing semen after they leave. They also may be because female have this awesome way of eating their mate when they are finished fucking, so they male has learned to cut his losses and run.
- And lastly, it looks like awesome director Erika Lust has redone her website, and offered up a super cute video of her having a photo shoot. And letting us know that she had a bebe last year – Congrats Erika!!
Pinup girls are so very near and dear to my heart. I myself love getting dressed up in vintage attire and I get all fuzzy over all things old so I thought I would dedicate today’s Top Five Tuesday to all of the awesome pinup porn we have in our collection. We have tons more to choose from, but these are my personal favorites.
American Pinup – I love the mixture of tart and tasty pinup girls and Michael Ninn’s porno vision. His movies are beautifully shot and are treats for the eyes. This movie is all girl-girl and definitely brings any pinup lover’s fatasies to life.
Betty Page – The Naked Truth – I LOVE that we have this movie on HotMoviesForHer. This documentary chronicles the life of the mother of the pinup from how she got started in the industry through her burlesque and fetish modeling days. There is a lot more to Betty than cute bangs and garter belts. You should give it a watch!
Leg Sex Pinups – I’m not sure if it is due to the fact that I’m a lean mean 5 feet tall, but I love watching long legged ladies get there sexin’ on. You can imagine that Leg Sex Pinups gives me what I need along with lots of pinup foot play.
American Pinups Vol 11 – A little different from Leg Sex Pinups, this little porno features darling dames strutting their stuff and stripteasing and pleasing. A tiki babe, a cowgirl and a dressing and undressing brunette bombshell make me smile and feel kind of funny on the inside – no penetration needed.
Box Of Laughter: Dueling Pages – In addition to mile long legs, I also have a fascination with tickling fetish movies. It isn’t necessarily what gets me off, but I love watching it even though it makes me cringe. Tickling drives me nuts, but for some reason a get a kick out of watching it happen to other people. Anyhoo, I have yet to watch this Maria Beatty flick, but it will definitely be getting reviewed in very near future!
Ah, the booty, a magical, taboo place of wonder. The anus has an amazing amount of delicious nerve endings that are just waiting to be stimulated. Unfortunately the stigma and mystery around it causes so many folks to forgo the fantastic action they could be enjoying. Along with being a great place to play, the bum has a few rules you need to abide by when flipping over. Today’s HotMovies4Her Tips focuses on the 4 Cardinal Rules of Anal Action.
Lube, Lube, Lube. When you think you’ve lubed enough, lube some more. Unlike the vagina, the anus is not a self lubricating orifice and you need to add lube to the mix to cut down on the friction. Why would you want to soften the friction, you ask? Because the anal canal is made up of delicate tissue that can easily tear if you thrust around without proper lubrication. I heard a great analogy the other day that I just need to pass along. Trying to have anal sex without lube is like trying to go down a waterslide without any water in it (yes in your bathing suit, where all your skin is rubbing against the slide – ouch!). Lube it up.
Slow down! Nothing about anal sex is a race, so if you are looking to get in, get off and go about your day – find something else to do. The opening to the ass is guarded by two muscle rings – the inner and outer sphincters. Though they are right next to each other, they function very differently. The outer sphincter is controlled by you; when you flex your butt and clench it, that’s the muscle you are working. It’s also the outer sphincter you are opening when you take deep breaths and try to relax to have anal sex. The inner sphincter is controlled by the autonomic nervous system – the same system that tells your heart to pump and your lungs to breathe. You have no control over it, though with time and patience, you can train it to relax and open up. If you are rushing and plowing into as ass without time for it to relax and open its muscles, you are going to create a painful and unpleasant experience for the person attached to the butt.
You have certain flair! Well, it’s really flare I mean actually… flare as in flared base, which anything you put up a butt should have. A flared base just means that the base of the toy should be larger than the shaft; it acts as an anchor so that what you are playing with will not get lost in your anus. You do not want a toy (or anything) to get lost in your butt, which it easily can when lubed up fingers are holding on and powerful orgasm contractions are involved. A toy lost in your bum is a trip to the emergency room – and a vibrating toy is a go-to-the-ER-right-now situation. Save yourself the pain and embarrassment, and just make sure you have a toy with a flared base.
Going from mouth to booty is great and going from vag to butt is fine, but going from ass to anywhere else is a no go. You don’t want bacteria from your bottom getting into your vagina or your mouth because it can cause serious infections, so when you want to play in the ass then move to somewhere else, just be sure to wash your toys, fingers, penis, whatever before sticking them anywhere else. Or even easier, just use a condom and take it off and change it when you want to move around!
Happy Friday!! I don’t know about you all, but this week has felt extra long for me and I am super excited that it’s Friday. We haven’t done a Mixtape Rewind in a minute, so I thought a resurrection would be the perfect way to kick off this weekend and get us all shakin’ it a little in our seats.
This particular song has me bouncing around every time I hear it, so I knew it would be perfect for today. Time to stop what you are doing and get your shake on. Enjoy!
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Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Sorry about the Link Love lapse last week (would you look at that alliteration!), but I was heading to Boston to talk about porn at a conference (seriously), and I didn’t get a chance to celebrate the Humpday with you all. Oh well, I’m back this week and ready to get my party on and bring you the dirtiest news the web has to offer. Let’s get to it!
- What makes more sense merged together than a Fleshlight and an iPad case? Oh man, pervs have the BEST inventions!
The 29th Annual AVN Awards rocked Vegas this past weekend, celebrating the best of the best in dirty action. This ‘Oscars of porn’ is pretty much the event of the industry, so we figured what better way to congratulate the winners than to do a Top Five Tuesday, right? Unlike top fives we’ve done in the past, I thought we might switch it up a little this week and add in clips for some of the five featured flicks. So, let’s do it!
Bush.
This Elegant Angel movie focusing on ladies sporting pubic hair (hence the name) took the award for Best Specialty Release – Other Genre. While I’m not sure exactly what that ‘other genre’ is, I assume it’s the pubic hair talking. Balls deep with some of the hottest performers out there (like James Deen, Allie Haze, Bobbi Starr, Kristina Rose and Kimberly Kane), this video made my list due to the extra sexy clip below. I love me some Kimberly Kane… even though she keeps her Ugg-esque boots on the whole time.
Spider-Man XXX – A Porn Parody
This year it looks like porno parodies had their day in the sun, even getting a few of their own categories at the 2012 AVN Awards. So, of course, at least one had to make it on to the list. My favorite of the bunch is Vivid‘s Spider-Man XXX – A Porn Parody, which came home with both the Best Cinematography and Best Parody – Drama awards. Nice work, Spidey! My favorite part? When MaryJane goes in for the upside-down kiss, then Spider-Man reels up, only to come back down with his cock out, looking for a BJ. Hilarious.
Portrait Of A Call Girl
Apparently I am on an Elegant Angel kick, because this awesome feature film is by EA as well. Along with nabbing Best Feature, this flick also took home Best Director – Feature (Graham Travis) and Best Actress (Jessie Andrews). It must have been an exciting night for everyone involved! If you are looking for a porno movie that’s less wham-bam and more story with lots of hot sex, this is the one for you! Check out my review to read more about what makes this dirty movie so damn awesome!
Ink
Daring Media Group’s sensual foray into beautifully tattooed folks getting busy won this year’s Best Foreign All-Sex Release. Both elegant and raw, this high quality film encompasses desire and erotic delights – all while hitting it tastefully hardcore. While that mix is difficult to find in general, it’s even harder to find done well. Nice work Daring. You definitely deserve this win!
Belladonna: Sexual Explorer
Oh man, Belladonna is seriously amazing. Bella and Dana DeArmond took home the Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene award with their ridiculously delicious duo in this double disc set and holy crap do they deserve it. The whole movie is fantastic (what Belladonna movie isn’t?), but I especially loved this scene and am so happy that it won! Just take a look at this foot-heavy clip below and see for yourself.
I don’t know about you, but it sure is cold here at the HotMovies4Her headquarters in Philadelphia. There is ice everywhere and I just can’t seem to warm up. No amount of hoodies, hats, scarves or gloves is ridding me of this chill that I feel all through me. This has inspired my top four sex tips for today: Sexy Ways Warm Things Up.
Warming Lube: While I don’t necessarily recommend using this stuff for penetration, I like using it on the nipples and perhaps on the exterior of the genitals, or anywhere else you desire. It creates a unique sensation and adds a surprising yet satisfying element of warmth (when you expect everything to be cold in the winter). Some lubes get warmer when blown on or when friction occurs. This creates a whole other set of fun activities! As with all lubes, try and look for paraben and glycerin free formulas to avoid possible irritation. Sliquid Sizzle is a good one!
Sex Toys You Can Heat Up: This is one that I myself need to explore more than I have. If you have any glass, ceramic, stainless steel or even silicone toys, just dip them in a bowl of warm water for a minute or two and pull out a nice cozy heated toy. These materials, except maybe silicone, are generally pretty cold on their own so warming them isn’t such a bad idea any time of the year.
Wax Play: There is no question that dripping hot wax on your body will damn sure warm you up a bit! If you’ve never ventured into such territory, there are few things you should know: when you are first starting out, only use candles made especially for wax play. This ensures it won’t be too hot. Never use beeswax. It will hurt! Hold the candle far above the above the person you’re dripping on, this way the wax will be a bit cooler. Avoid areas near the eyes and hair as wax tends to splash. Always test a small amount on the skin to make sure all is well. There is a lot more to this, but this is a good base layer of information to get you going!
Sex with Your Clothes On: This is my favorite tip. I think it is super hot to see what you can do while you’re completely clothed. While it may seem prudish to some, I find it to be totally erotic. Plus, it changes the game a bit. You have to think creatively instead of going for your same old moves… And you stay warm.
There would be some amount of ironic humor (or something) if the sex positive porn site ladies wrote their blog posts from this chair. Sure, we’d sit on it at the same time. Did you think we had separate desks and chairs? The fine piece of furniture was designed in 1969 by Allen Jones. Via The Frisky
I have to confess that J.D. is out of town and I’m just assuming she wants this chair.
Surprise! In honor of the upcoming 2012 AVN Awards, this week’s Top Five Tuesday is packed full of the noms that I love. Yes, there are more of you that I want to take home and keep for myself, but I am limited to 5 so work with me. I ‘m not going to yammer on here. Just check out my picks and feel free to let me know who you love!
Belladonna: Sexual Explorer – As soon as I layed my eyes on this title, it was my pick for Best All-Girl Group Scene. I reviewed it not too long ago and it quickly made it’s way to my must-watch-again (and again and again) list. There is definitely chemistry between these ladies and you can tell they are enjoying themselves and each other the way they would if the cameras weren’t rolling. Besides, it’s a Belladonna porno. You can’t go wrong.
Bobbi Starr – I am LOVING all of the movies coming from Bobbi Starr Productions. I have always admired this lady for her porno performing skills, but there is no doubt the she deserves to be in the running for Best Director – Non Feature. She is pervy and smart. It is a match made in my porno heaven. All of her work is stellar, but she happens to be nominated for Shut Up and Fuck. Watch it!
Andy San Dimas – Look, she’s just hot. Plus she is down for getting it on all the time. I never second guess whether or not she likes her job. She is a professional, but definitely puts her whole self into her pornos. I have mad respect for her and I totally have a crush on her. Andy is nominated for Best Actress.
Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3: Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind – If there is one movie on the list that I not only love watching, but also hold near and dear to my heart, it would be this one. J.D. and I reviewed this porno scene by scene. I feel like I spent quality time with it, got to know it, had it over for coffee, etc. Rough Sex 3 is over the top fantastic. Watching rough sex scenes spun from the mind of the beautiful and talented Adrianna Nicole is empowering and a total turn on. Nominated for Best Group Scene, this is one movie that will always and forever remain on my “best of” list. P.S.Tristan Taorminois the bomb. Just sayin’.
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