Every now and then I have to write a Top Five Tuesday post that serves my needs and likes in the porno world. I have many favorites among the performers in the industry, but I wanted to give Mr. Dane Cross some care and attention today. He is super cute in a non-traditional big beefy porn stud kind of way and he totally knows how to handle his business. He is definitely one of my porn star crushes.
I officially dedicate this Top Five Tuesday to you, Mr. Cross.
Turbo Rock: This movie is great from beginning to end in all of its funny hot ridiculousness, but what I love most about this movie is getting to watch Dane Cross and Ashley Blue get their screw on. It is totally hot and dirty and damn do they devour each other. I heart them both.
A Beauty And A Geek: Dane plays a heart broken geek that goes chic with the help of the almighty Nina Hartley. I’m not sure what part of this Sweet Sinner movie I wouldn’t want to watch. Oh yeah, all of the parts without Dane Cross in them!
On My Dirty Knees:Look, I know this isn’t the first time that I’ve mentioned this movie. I can’t help myself. It is almost too hot for my eyeballs, but I push through and watch it anyway. Dane Cross has a stellar couch fuck scene black haired beauty, Violet Skye. Also, there is something about this scene that really accentuates the girthiness of Dane’s cock.
Not Married With Children XXX: While the jury is still out on the hairdo and whether or not it qualifies as a mullet, I had to put this on the list because Dane plays Bud in this parody. I always had a crush on him, so it tugged on my heart strings a little when the two worlds collided.
PopPorn: The Guide To Making Fuck – Disc 1: I love me some PopPorn. Their blog is hilarious and they know what’s up when it comes to the adult industry. They made a porno, a pretty damn good porno, that features Dance Cross in a super hot threesome with once girlfriend Faye Reagan and cutie Tori Black. I’d be a jerk if I didn’t put it on this list!
That we are oozing with happiness over Belladonna’s newest porno – SPONTANEASS!
Okay, so J.D. is on vacation, but I know for a fact that she loves Belladonna as much as I do and I know she is excited about Belladonna‘s “return to porn”. This movie is filled with all of the dirtbaggery that you could possibly ask for from Bella and I can’t wait sink my teeth into it. It looks like one big orgy of filth and flesh and for that, I am thankful. Some of our other favorite stars such as Kim Kane and Mr. Pete are up in the mix and there is no way that this porno isn’t awesome!
Happy Friday! Life is good. Why? There’s no reason for it not to be. If you’re thinking this bitch is too damn peppy right now, I’m going to suggest you pull down your cranky pants for just a few minutes and watch this video.
The song is super fun in all of its British-eltro-ey goodness. The line “you’re my number one guy” from Tim Burton’s Batman is used and is the inspiration for the video (yay Wikipedia). (I’m not dropping any knowledge on you, this is apparent as soon as you start watching the video.) It is my favorite of the Batmans. You can suck it if you’re judging me. Long story short, the song is super catchy and danceable and the video seriously rocks my eyeballs. I hope you love it.
I am all about the ass kicking these days. I love being strong, getting stronger and working on my ass kicking skills. I am addicted to it and I don’t plan on quitting any time soon.
Why? Because tough chicks rule. I’m talking about the kind of girls that aren’t afraid to pick up a gun, throw a punch, take a punch or are just down to get rough and tumble when the time comes. The kind of women that won’t take your shit and when you try and dish it to them, they make you real sorry that you did. The kind of ladies that are tough as nails. Tough as nails and down to get dirty.
For this Top Five Tuesday, I am giving you my top 5 ass kicking pornos.
Girls With Guns: This movie was made to be on this Top 5 list! Scene 5,”Behind Enemy Thighs”, epitomizes it with its action-packed-camo-covered-M16-filled hotness. The sex isn’t so bad either.
Vixens Of Kung Fu: These chicks are strong and totally kick ass. Strong, kick ass and naked! This flick from 1977 is a blend of “chop socky” and porno. One woman trains hard, gets her revenge and has lots of sex along the way.
Ultimate Surrender #4 Featuring: Melissa Lauren & Jade Marx: You know I had to include an Ultimate Surrender movie. Melissa and Jade wrestle until their clothes come off, but not in some half assed pretend way. These badass babes really go at it until Melissa submits to Jade and the two celebrate by fucking on the mat. Tag me in!
The Condemned: Female fighters, an all girl vigilante group and an abandoned building. Looks like we have the makings of the ideal tough-chick flick. It’s also a pretty good recipe for porn. Performers like Kim Kane, James Deen and Mr. Pete make this Vivid epic a must see. They also add to the badass-ness.
A Clockwork Orgy: This female group of “droogs” tops off our top 5 list of ass kicking pornos. These hard-bitten beauties use sex to terrorize the streets and I’m not sad about it one bit. They fit the bill, but if they would’ve endured the Ludovico technique therapy (the forced eye opening thing), they really would have passed the tough-as-nails test.
I hope you’re having a great Tuesday. I know I am.
A friend shared this video with me a while back and it had been while since I indulged. Die Antwoord has pushed a little further into the mainstream since they released this video, but it will always be my favorite. In case you’ve never seen or heard of them, I’m not going to give any back story. J.D. think it’s weird, but she thinks I’m weird too.
I hope you have a fabulous weekend. We definitely will. Tomorrow is Slutwalk Philadelphia and we are totally representing! You should definitely join us if you’re in the area. Until then, please enjoy the “next level beats”.
J.D. is out on vacation and has left me to my own devices for this week’s Link Love. Well, sort of. She slipped me some good links before she left and together we give you Link Love-atron 5000. Perhaps I could fit the word “link” in another time or two. Anyhoo, I miss my partner in porn (not like ya think), but luckily putting all of these articles together kept me pretty busy. Enjoy!
- Do some things in life just make you feel like you need a scalding hot shower so you can burn the shame and disgust off your body? Here are 5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet Safe For Work Videos that will do just that! Three words: Robotic Cow Tongue.
- Do you need a happier endings to your episodes of Weeds? Here it is! I have yet to catch up on this season, but Fleshbot was kind enough (heh) to post a video from an episode where Kevin Nealon gets a hand job. This is definitely not in any way shape or form as hot as when Nancy has hot rough sex with Zach Morris.
That concludes Link Love-atron 5000. I hope you have the happiest of hump days!
Through all of the blow jobs, pussy licking, fucking, butt play, threesomes, orgies, omelets (don’t ask) and other sex acts I have seen or may never see, sometimes I like to go back to plain old fashioned kissing. I love all of the down and dirty acts that take place, but it’s fun to just watch people make out. You get to see some true passion and I’m always down for that.
I’m taking a brief hiatus from talking about the dirty pervy stuff and making a list of kissing pornos that I need to feast my eyes on in the very near future. Other stuff goes down in these movies, but they each feature a good healthy dose of tonsil hockey.
Girls Kissing Girls Volume Seven: All of the movies from the Girls Kissing Girls series look super hot. What sells me on this one is the box cover featuring Andy San Dimas and Dana DeArmond. For me, these girls are hands down two of the hottest girls in the industry. Getting to watch these 2 together is definitely a treat that I’m looking forward to.
The Art Of Kissing III: This movie comes from another great porno series. From Viv Thomas, these gorgeous femmes truly show the beauty of kissing. I took a peek at the opening shower session in scene 5 and I must say I wasn’t prepared for such ridiculous hotness.
KissMe Girl – Alexandra and Ann Marie: This short movie is perfect fit for summer time porn watching. Looking super cute in their bikinis and jean shorts, these ladies get their smooch on under a tree. From the looks of it, they have lots of chemistry and I totally look forward to checking them out.
The Kissing Game:My girl Kim Kane was on the box cover of this one, so I had to put it on the list. The three way kissing scene looks like loads of fun to watch. Plus, I’ll get another chance to watch the red headed Alexandra Ivy in action!
Aggressive Kissing:From the amateur studio Porn For The People, Aggressive Kissing features all kissing all the time. There aren’t any segues into finger banging or anything else. Tyler and Alissa just make out and enjoy being pressed up against one another. I think most of us can relate to this scenario – when you lose time because you just can’t bear to unlock your lips.
It’s Friday and it’s 9000 degrees outside, so how about you sit your ass in the air conditioning and listen to this week’s Mixtape Rewind. This little ditty from The Blow is one my favorites on my “yummy stuff” playlist. It doesn’t apply to my life right now, but I think we have all had times in our lives that this song was appropriate for life’s soundtrack. Enjoy!
Here in the offices-o-porn we were just discussing how much the ladies (including myself) love Rocco Siffredi. He is totally the man when it comes to rough and dirty sex. He turns some seriously heinous acts into golden acts of hotness. This is definitely old news, but what I didn’t know was that he is also the man when it comes to knowing a thing or two about potato chips!
One of my co-workers was kind enough to pass along this Amica Chips commercial starring the Italian Stallion himself. If you too are overwhelmed by the awesomeness of this, you can even like the Rocco mascotted Amica Chips page on Facebook!
I have so many questions. Who’s idea was this? Did Rocco help increase sales? Does he really like Amica Chips? Are they his preferred after sex snack of choice? But, for now I’ll just settle with the notion that if Amica Chips are good enough for Rocco, they’re good enough for me. Just in case anyone that matter is reading this, I’d love to share a bag of Amica Chips with Rocco.
You may or may not have read the New York Times article, Is Sex Passe? by Erica Jong. In case you haven’t, here it is in a nutshell: Younger people don’t care for sex. The older generation was all about sexual freedom and young people are prudes. Well, I’m at the ripe age of 30 and I am personally offended. I love sex. I love having it and I wish there was more time in the day to have more of it. All of my friends (at various ages) love sex. In fact, I’m pretty sure that over half of our conversations are about sex and all of the joy it brings to our lives. What gives, lady?!
This is a Top 5 Tuesday list so I’m going to end my rant here, but I am going to use this as my personal protest. I know, way to take a stand, right? This is a list of younger (all legal, duh) porn stars who love sex. I DO realize that there are plenty of performers out there who really love sexing. This is my top list of porn stars that really let their love for fucking shine through in all that they do.
Belladonna: If you’ve seen at least one Belladonna movie you know she takes pride in what she does. There is no way that anyone could perform the way she does and not enjoy sex. She sucks cock like no other and I’ve seen her fuck a girl or 20 into oblivion. She is as dirty as can be. The pornos that Belladonna directs feature unique vision that can only belong to someone who absolutely believes in sexual freedom. P.S. She loves it some much that she is making a return to actually performing in porn!
Adrianna Nicole: I became quite familiar with this beautiful blonde when J.D. and I reviewed Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3: Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind. In case you missed it, the entire movie is of her mind’s design. She chooses who she fucks and how it all goes down. She speaks passionately about what she does and everyone who performs with her mentions her love for sex and how much they enjoy working with her.
Kimberly Kane: I tend to think that Kim gets possessed gets fucked. It’s like she is overwhelmed by what is happening and just gets lost in all of it. This is definitely a good thing. She directs and stars in My Own Master and here she lets her love of the fuck display loud and proud. She handpicked the people and activities and me-oh-my did she enjoy devouring Danny Wylde’s and Wolf Hudson’s cocks.
Madison Young: This multi-talented redheaded hot mama (literally) directs her own movies, has a production company and performs in all sorts of fantastic dirty movies ranging from the softer solo masturbation stuff to the hardcore rough and dirty kinky BDSM stuff. She takes pride in making sex a positive experience for herself and everyone she works with. She is an artist. Perversions of Lesbian Lust just happens to be the first movie of hers that I had the pleasure of viewing and it will always be one of my favorites.
Jiz Lee: Have you ever seen Jiz in action? Wow. The first time I ever witnessed the magic was in the Crash Pad Series – Episode 3: Jiz and Shawn (Syd Blackovich). Both could be on this list, really. Jiz’s fucking is athletic, passionate, fun and intense. They have won numerous awards is all about the sex positivity. Jiz also fucked the life out of Adrianna Nicole in Rough Sex 3.
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