The time has come for this porn librarian to let down her hair and clock out for the last time.
It’s been an amazing six years, but all good things must come to an end, including my days here at HotMoviesForHer.com. It probably doesn’t surprise you to hear that working for a XXX company can be an interesting and informative experience and I thought I’d leave you with a list of things I learned working in porn.
- Every person has a doppelganger and that doppelganger is a porn star.
- James Deen is in every porno made in the past five years.
- Every time the doorbell rings, there’s an opportunity to get laid.
- Never go to Germany. I’m sure it’s a lovely country, but if that place is 1% like the porn I’ve seen that’s shot there, it’s so not for me.
- Every precious childhood memory I have has been perverted including The Smurfs, Santa, Scooby Doo, Teddy Bears, Rubber Duckies, Alice in Wonderland, The Brady Bunch, Batman… Need I go on?
- A lot of new words.
- Vivid isn’t releasing any celebrity (and I use the word loosely) sex tapes that the D-Lister hasn’t signed off on. Read up on 2257 laws if you don’t agree.
- Lube is your best friend.
- Porn stars are people. I know this seems obvious to 99% of the people reading this, but I never really thought about it before spending time with the smart, strong women in this industry. I’s the one thing I always try to impress on people who ask questions about my job.
- Volume 54 is the tipping point for a XXX series. After that, it’s all down hill.
- Working in porn is still work. People are always really surprised to find out that we have meetings, spreadsheets, deadlines & bosses. After a night full of peddling smut, I totally have to fill out an expense report for the shots I did off of that girl from Slutty Seniors #47.
- A lot about cock. For a gold star lesbian, I have a vast wealth of knowledge regarding male genitalia.
And finally, I’ve learned that there’s a pretty rad community of people out there working to ensure the masses have access to great info about having a healthy sex life, regardless of what floats your boat. If you’re reading this, it’s likely you’re part of it, so thanks for that!
I’ve got a thing for cops. I’m probably not the only one. I mean, what’s hotter than the thought of a confident, strong woman coming home, putting her gun on the counter and ravishing her girlfriend?
In Lesbian Cops, Sacchi Green has collected sixteen super hot stories that are as well-written as they are inspiring! Green has done a great job of compiling an eclectic bunch of tantalizing tales that are sure to please.
This may sound weird, but I found Elizabeth Coldwell’s Torn Off A Strip to be a really challenging story. After two officers are called to a bachelor party gone wrong, they find the evenings entertainment handcuffed to the porch railing with a stolen wallet in her back pocket. While the male officer takes the guys inside to get the story, his partner has her way with the suspect. It’s completely consensual, but I am 100% sure if the officer had been a male the feminist in me would have been furious. The fact that it turned me on left me with a bunch of questions…
Of course, no one really reads erotica to be challenged, so let me tell you about another one of my favorites, Dress Uniform by Teresa Noelle Roberts. It’s so much more than a dirty story about a cop and her girlfriend who has a thing for Cosplay. The dirty parts are so damn hot, but what really makes it stand out is Roberts’ attention to detail. The final sex scene was so good, partly because you understand where both women are coming from and are emotionally invested in it. It’s hard to write good characters in a dozen pages, but the author pulls it off here.
While those two stories stood out for me, there’s really not a dud in the bunch. This new Cleis Press collection may not be for everyone since it has such a specific focus, but if you’re the kind of girl who fantasizes about being pulled over, you’re going to love it.
Even we don’t have enough hours in the day to watch all of the porn we want. I’ve got a list that’s been getting longer for the five years, but thought today I’d highlight some of the movies that have been added to HotMoviesforHer.com in 2011 that I really want to see.
Prison Girls : I’m a sucker for prison movies and just about anything Elegant Angel puts out, so I’m pretty excited to see what happens when you combine the two. I’ve heard very good things about the Bobbi Starr and Lily Labeau lesbo scene too!
Joanna Angel Loves Orgies: When it comes to the Burning Angel girls, I say the more the merrier! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a BA movie that wasn’t super funny and sexy as hell, so how can you go wrong with piles of girls & boys going at it? The fact that I’ll get to see both Andy San Dimas and Kleio naked sounds promising also.
Scooby Doo – A XXX Parody: When I was six years old, I quit ballet and one of my reasons was that I missed Scooby Doo. I loved that show, so it only seems fair that I give the spoof a chance to rock my adult world. There was a point when I was mad at the XXX world for tainting all of my childhood memories, but I’m way past that and ready to watch the gang get it on!
Alpha Femmes: JD reviewed this movie when it first came out, but I still haven’t found the time to check it out and it’s driving me crazy! This 2011 Feminist Porn Award Nominee stars a ton of my favorite performers and looks absolutely amazing. I might have to make a movie date with my girl in the very near future.
Visions Of Clair : You have to wary of porn descriptions a lot, but when I read the first line of this one, I knew I had to at least give it a chance – A film in the style of Emmanuelle, but with a raw passion of The Story of O. Sounds pretty good, right? Plus you know I love me some classic XXX.
We added Cockyboys.com movies to the site late last year and I’ve loved every single thing I’ve seen from them. The men are gorgeous and the sex is hard and hot – just the way I like it. I thought I’d feature a few of my favorite Cockyboys today for those of you who need a little eye candy to get you through another crappy Monday.
First up we’ve got Jesse Santana – a real dirty dude who looks like this:
Honestly, I don’t even know what I need to say to convince you he’s worth checking out if that picture doesn’t do it for you!
If you’re looking for All-American good looks, you might be interested in Bobby Clark. I mean, this pic has obviously spent some time in Photoshop, but I can tell you from watching this guy fuck that he’s hot as hell.
Finally, because it wouldn’t be a Men of Monday post without a cock shot, this gorgeous picture of Nelson Troy from Fuck Machine. You don’t want to miss him topping Orlando Dawson in this XXX fuckfest.
Dinah 2011 is starting to get a little out of control, but that doesn’t mean we forgot about Mixtape Rewind! We’ll be pool side all day promoting porno & debauchery, so come up and say hi if you’re in Palm Springs too. Tonight is the always amazing White Diamonds Party and we’re totally looking forward to shaking our booties to Dev and the Cataracs!
For those of you who won’t be dancing in the sun with us all day because you’re stuck at work, you might as well get paid to chair dance!
P.S. Am I the only one who thinks of the European Union when they hear “G6″???? I’m apparently too old for everything now.
We’re headed to sunny California for Dinah Shore this Wednesday, so we’ve decided to flood the site with lesbian porno reviews in preparation. I mean, the parties are totally a XXX good time, so we might as well be prepared for all of the girl on girl action!
As you should know, we’re in love with the ladies behind Triangle Films. They’re the best and put out really good lesbian porn. Their Boundaries series pushes the bedge a bit, letting the girls explore different kinks and their darkest fantasies. Since a lot of lesbian porno is a bit soft, I freaking love it.
I decided to watch this one for one reason only – furries!! That’s right, these girls celebrate Easter the best way I can imagine when Emilianna dresses up in as a bunny, straps on a big black cock (couldn’t find orange??) and drills Roxy Deville from here to next Sunday. It’s awesome. I mean, I can’t imagine every actually renting a bunny costume, but I love it!
You’ll also have the chance to watch Adrianna Nicole and Venus play with two of my favorite toys, the Njoy Pure Wand and a Hitachi, although I sadly still can’t watch Nicole in action. I love her. She’s awesome and you should watch this scene. I just have my own hang ups.
I did watch Ariel X and Sasha Grey go at it in scene three and highly suggest that one too, especially if you like strap-on scenes. Grey really gives it to Ms. X in this long, sexy scene. The women are really into each other and Grey really knows how to fuck. It’s almost too bad she’s spending so much time in Hollywood!
Overall, this is a really good flick for those of you who are bored with watching girls kiss for hours, but aren’t quite ready to watch Belladonna choke and spit all over some girl with her mascara smeared down her face. Hot women + even hotter sex equals another winner from director Kathryn Annelle.
Time flies when you’re peddling smut! JD and I will be headed to Palm Springs on Wednesday for Dinah Shore 2011 and can’t wait to get out of the office and into the sun!
We’ve been sponsoring the event for years and look forward to spreading the porno love to the party girls again. This weekend is all about debauchery and wouldn’t be complete without a little XXX, in our opinions!
There’s going to be a ton going on throughout the VERY long weekend and we’ll be there with our dancing shoes on. Make sure you come up and say hello! We’ll also have a booth set up poolside at the Riviera Hotel Friday, Saturday and Sunday where we’ll be talking about smut and giving away a lot of awesome swag. We’ve got hotmoviesforher bags, pins, free porno minutes and more for the masses!
We’ll also have a little surprise from our friends at Sextoys.com – so be sure to stop by and say hello!
We’ll be blogging throughout the event and updating our twitter and tumblr accounts frequently. Make sure to follow us for plenty of risque pics and party updates!
Dinah is always a crazy time and you never know what will happen when the ladies of HotMoviesForHer.com all convene in one place – last year the earth actually moved!
Can’t wait to hit the pool & meet all of the fabulous ladies traveling the globe to get to Dinah 2011! We’ll be the perverts shaking our booties!
Men of Monday is back and this week I’m featuring a new find from Lucas Entertainment, Logan Stevens. He first caught my eye in a flip fuck seen with Euro stud Phillip Aubrey in the feature film, Lust, and I’ve been spreading the word about him ever since!
He’s super handsome with a lean, smooth body and a big cock. If you’re into that kind of stuff, take a looksie!
Blond, smooth Logan Stevens decided to pursue hardcore gay porn with Lucas Entertainment on an impulse! Something of an exhibitionist, Logan has dabbled in public nudity and performance (he once shoved an ice cube up his friend’s ass in a museum installation) but never gay sex on screen – until now. You can see Logan Stevens in all of his bottoming glory in the all new Lucas Entertainment flick LUST, streaming now!
I’ve had a lesbian crush on James Deen for years that has only grown as I’ve followed his exploits on twitter the past couple of years. He’s a handsome dude who’s as funny as he is capable of fucking a woman’s brains out.
We’re now offering Deen’s own line of XXX movies exclusively on the HotMovies.com family of theaters and I’m pretty fucking psyched about it. He stars in and directs all the scenes, so I knew before I even pressed play that they were going to be amazing.
I decided to check out the first movie in his MILF line over the weekend and it was exactly what I expected – awesome! In this one, he bangs someone who is actually older than me, Payton Leigh. There’s nothing more depressing than a feature full of 19 year old MILFs to someone who can’t even remember being 25.
Anyways, Leigh is new to me, but an attractive older woman who has a lot of fun in this thirty minute sex scene. Apparently she’s been in 186 movies on our site, so she’s no newbie to taking cock on camera.
There’s nothing groundbreaking about the scene – oral followed by an almost endless stream of pussy and ass fucking. There’s a ton of anal, so if that’s not your thing, you probably should look elsewhere. Deen is as relentless as ever and I would definitely watch Leigh in action again. This one is better than average simply because both performers are really good.
I’ll definitely be keeping an eye out for more from Deen’s new line in the future.
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