Category Archives: Den of D. Bauchery

Happy Fourth Y’all! Love, All of the Stars

Today is obviously the fifth of July, but all your favorite porn people celebrated, and wanted to wish you a very happy holiday. We compiled all of the lovely greetings into one place.

Enjoy!

April O’Neil: NSFW: Happy Freedom Day from @lia_lor and I!

Happy Independence Day! From James Deen

Cosplay Captain America – Happy 4th of July From Tanya Tate!

 

— Lust Army General (@LustArmyGeneral) July 4, 2013

 

Dani Daniels: Happy 4th!

 

— Dani Daniels (@MissDaniDaniels) July 4, 2013

 Dani also had about 38 Vines of her fireworks display. I watched them all.

 

Veruca and Damon James:Happy 4th of July!

 

 

 

 

Riding Into the Sunset – J.D. Bauchery Says Goodbye!

Well, my friends, the time has come.  After 5 and a half years, today is my last day at HotMoviesForHer.com.  While I inherited the site from a bunch of amazing women (Venus, Essin’ Em and The Porn Librarian, to name a few), over the years I’ve come to consider HM4Her my baby.  It has been a great honor to help create a space to talk about women’s sexuality and offer up hot movies for all to watch and enjoy.  I am lucky to have had the opportunity to help folks get off for such a long time!

As I wrap up my time here, I wanted to look back a little and reminisce over some of the awesome stuff that I’ve had the chance to experience. For time’s sake, I’ll keep it to a brief top five.

1.  I’ve worked with some pretty freaking awesome people in the time that I’ve been at HM4Her.  Seriously, these ladies are bad ass!  (Pics are JD and The Porn Librarian; Ginger, Jo and JD; Ginger and JD; and Janie and JD)

       

And got to meet some amazing folks in the biz, like Erika Lust, April Flores, Carol QueenNina Hartley and Jiz Lee, among so many others.

     

2.  I got to use the blog as a teaching tool to offer up realistic, non-judgmental sex education to the masses, in a way that I never thought was preachy or uncomfortable.  My favorite sexy education posts I’ve written are:

– My very first blog post: Introducing J.D. – Your Newest Sexpert Extraordinaire, which talked about anal sex.

HotMovies4Her Sex Tips – Getting Real About 4 Popular Sex Beliefs

HotMovies4Her Tips – How To Be An Empowered Submissive

HotMovies4Her Tips – Goal-Oriented vs. Pleasure-Oriented Sexin’

Hot Pink: Sex and Cancer

3.  I’ve had the amazing fortune of getting to go to The Dinah and The Feminist Porn Awards for multiple years and connect with our readers/viewers.  I love talking to people about HotMoviesForHer and porn in general.  There is nothing quite like seeing someone realize for the first time that there really is porn out there they they could enjoy.

The Dinah!

      

The Feminist Porn Awards!

 

 

4.  Over the last five years, I have reviewed an insane amount of sex toys.  Like a lot a lot.  My toybox runneth over for real.  Some of my absolute favorite toys to review were:

– SpareParts’ Joque Harness
– Topsy Turvy
– Kinklab’s Triple Leather Slapper
– Fleshlight Freaks – Frankenstein
– Handmade Leather Restraints From Project TransAction
 -Pure Wand
– Hitachi Magic Wand

5.  And lastly, the porn.  Seriously guys, I can’t even pick a few movies to put in a list here.  I’ve watched a ridiculous about of porn in the last five years – some of it good, some of it bad, but all of it pervy, just the way I love it.

Thank you all for making my last five years awesome.

Adios.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

3 Out Of 3 Porn Bloggers Agree

That’s right, you read 3 out of 3 porn bloggers!  The Porn Librarian facebook messaged me a few minutes ago to bring this ad to my attention.

Seriously, we can’t believe that this got through focus group testing and all that without a single person noticing that they say “bareback” a million times.

Oh man, I miss that Porn Librarian!

xoxo
– JD

Steaks, Blowjobs and Pi!!!

Oh man, today we get a twofer!  Not only is March 14th Pi Day (3.14 – get it?), it’s also Steak and a Blowjob Day, the antithesis to Valentine’s Day.  While it’s generally considered the male equivalent to the feminine Valentine’s Day, I say to hell with that – a lot of ladies love both steaks AND blowjobs!

To celebrate I thought I would offer up a few of my favorite picks from the blowjob queen herself, Belladonna.  Seriously folks, it is so obvious that she loves sucking cock – and I, for one, love watching her do just that!

 

Now that you’ve got a little fodder to whet your imagination, go get a T-Bone, some pie, and enjoy your evening.

xoxo
-JD

 

I Want To Sleep With Nina Hartley

This morning I woke up vaguely remembering that April Flores showed up in my dream last night.  I honestly can’t recall exactly what I was dreaming about, but I do know that it didn’t involve anything sexual… at least I’m pretty sure about that.  Bummer, right?

Anyway, over breakfast I was telling my fiance about April appearing in my dream, which led to a conversation about which porn performers we would most want to hump.  His pick was Wolf Hudson, which is no shocker there (yum!), but I was actually kind of surprised who came out of my mouth.

I really thought I would most want to get busy with some of the hot masculine-of-center queers I always talk about, or a fierce zaftig femme, like April, but to my own unexpected amazement, I chose Nina Hartley.


While I am surprised that she came out of my mouth automatically, it’s actually not all that shocking that I would be excited to sleep with Nina Hartley.  She is a sexy, confident woman who knows exactly what she likes, and knows how to explain it to other people in a way that keeps the moment hot and makes her lovers feel like total studs.  She gives the perfect amount of guidance and feedback while she is getting off, and always offers us up delicious, real orgasms.  And when she is in the driver’s seat, Hartley is the kind of partner that makes sure you are having the best time you can possibly be having. Also, she is a badass sex educator, so really, are we that shocked that I would be smitten here?

So there you have it, my dream porno hook up is the fabulous Nina Hartley (who just so happened to have a birthday this week.  Happy 54th, Nina!).

What about you?  Which performer would you most want to get it on with?

xoxo
-JD

 

 

 

 

Our Weekend At The GLBT Expo With Jiz Lee, Jimmy Durano And Trenton Ducati!

This weekend HotMoviesForHer.com and GayHotMovies.com headed up to New York City to preach the porno gospel at the GLBT Expo.

Along with bringing a ridiculous amount of cards for free minutes on the sites, shirts, pens, stickers, bottle openers and more, we welcomed performers Jiz Lee, Jimmy Durano and Trenton Ducati to the booth to sign autographs and generally be awesome.

Instead of a whole post about passing out porn, chatting people up and looking at Trenton Ducati’s amazing ass, why don’t I give you a little photo documentary to give you a sense of the weekend.

Also, Jiz showed me the app Vine and I got obsessed with making weird little movies, like this.

 

 

Yep, it was a good weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Passing On The Porno Torch – J.D. Is Leaving The Building

This is a difficult post to write. Yes, my friends, the time has come for me to step down from my throne as Queen Perv here at HotMoviesForHer.com and pass along the scepter (um, it’s actually a gross double-headed jelly rubber dildo that lives in my desk).

You read right, this week will be my last full week at HotMoviesForHer.  I will be moving on to try my hand at something totally different in the land of social work.  After five and a half years of bringing you all the sexiest smut this side of the computer screen, I am definitely sad to leave my sweet online porn community, but I also know that there are lots of other things to do in this big, beautiful world and I am excited to experience as much as I can.

For the rest of my time here at HM4Her, I’m going to give lots of love to favorite pornos, reminisce over all the movies and toys I’ve review and generally enjoy my final days as a professional pervert.  Get ready, because we are going to have the best time!

Note: It’s true that I’m not sure who will be stepping in to take over the site, but I will let you all know as soon as I find out.

Alright, you have me until March 19th, so let’s get to the good stuff!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

2 Out Of 2 Porn Bloggers Agree…

While I know that it’s a total shock that people can look markedly different when they put makeup on, let me go a step further and blow your mind by telling you that the same principle applies to porn stars.  I know, I can’t believe it either.  Check out this awesome video to see some of the biggest names in the biz (like Dana DeArmondKristina Rose and Misty Stone) sans cosmetics.

Seriously, I would never recognize most of these ladies walking down the street without their makeup on, but I also think they are all super pretty with naked faces.

(via Gawker)

xoxo
-JD and Janie

GLBT Expo or Bust! Jiz Lee is Coming To Town

Tomorrow we are packing our bags and heading north to NYC for the GLBT Expo, where we will be joined by the fantastic Jiz Lee, who will be signing for us at the booth!


Pretty exciting, right?  We are pumped!  If you can’t be there to hang out with Jiz and the HotMoviesForHer team, here is a little consolation prize to ease your pain.

30 FREE Minutes on HotMoviesForHer.com.  Just enter in the code “20513” when you sign up/log in and enjoy a little Jiz on the house.


We hope to see some of you this weekend!

xoxo
-JD

The 8th Annual Feminist Porn Award Nominations Are Out!

The 2013 Feminist Porn Awards nominations are here!


Check out this full list of nominees:

TITLE DIRECTOR COMPANY
Billy Castro’s Naughty Squirters Billy Castro Good Releasing
Sexing The Transman XXX Vol. 2 Buck Angel Entertainment
A Taste Of Joy Petra Joy Petra Joy
Jumpcut Saskia Quax Quax Media
The Art of Sex Viv Thomas vivthomas.com
Lesbian Guidance Counselor
His Mother’s Lover Rock Candy Films
A Mother’s Love Nica Noelle Hard Candy Films
Strap On Desires Hard Candy Films
Deconstructed Beauty Jessica Burner Julie Simone Productions
Julie’s Pincushion Tara Indiana Julie Simone Productions
Femdom Fatale Julie Simone Julie Simone Productions
Lesbian Sex Education: Strap-On Madison Young Girlfriends Films
Lesbian Sex Education: Female Ejaculation Madison Young Girlfriends Films
Fixed Gears Fast Girls
The Real L Word XXX: NYC Edition
James Darling and Papi Coxx Courtney Trouble TROUBLEfilms
Jiz Lee & Courtney Trouble Tina Horn/Courtney Troube TROUBLEfilms
Ride and Kiss Courtney Trouble/Bianca Stone/Arabelle Raphael TROUBLEfilms
Lesbian Curves Courtney Trouble TROUBLEfilms
One Night Stand Jules Parnell & Erin Welch Fruit Punch Productions
Krutch Clark Matthews & Mia Gimp Clark Matthews & Mia Gimp
Filly Films
Beautiful Monotony Zahra Stardust zahrastardust.com
Taken Gala Vanting, Aven Fry, Viva Sensate Films
Amber Gala Vanting & Frank Ly Sensate Films
PreOccupation Gala Vanting, Zahra Stardust, Callum Jones Sensate Films
Kelly Shibari is Overloaded Kelly Shibari Monarchy/Exile
Jusitfy My Jiz Aiden Starr wolfhudsonisbad.com/jizlee.com
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Female Ejaculation Tristan Taormino
Tristan Taormino
Biodildo Christian Slaughter Christian Slaughter
Rec Room Vol. 2 T-Wood Pictures
Friends With Benefits Paul Thomas New Sensations
Top Fuck Carrie Gray House of Switch
Consent: Society Lynsey G. Lynsey G.
Love With The City Porno Clown Porno Clown
Because I Want You To Watch The Madame The Keyhole Sessions
Connections: Real Couples, Joyful Sex Ms. Naughty Indigo Lush
Day Dreams Night Music Paul Deeb Pillow Book Productions
How To Be A Better Lover Scott Styles, Susan Wright Wicked
Sophia’s Cornucopia Sophia St. James SSJ Entertainment
Infidelity: Sex Stories 2 Ovidie Breaking Glass Pictures
The Pleasure Professionals Justine Mii Joybear Pictures
Tenderness Nenna Feelmore Ent.
A Touch of Seduction Brad Armstrong Wicked


2013 WEBSITE NOMINATIONS

1.     FTM Fucker.com
2.     WolfHudsonisbad.com
3.     QueerlySF.com
4.     RubysDiary.com
5.     Gentlemenhandling.com
6.     BrightDesire.com
7.     PornographicLove.com
8.     DaneJones.com
9.     Indiepornrevolution.com
10.   JulieSimone.com
11.   ArtofBlowjob.com
12.   LilyCade.com
13.   Dreamsofspanking.com
14.   Queerporntv.com

Of course we will be sponsoring this awesome event and cannot wait til April 5th to find out who wins!

Congrats to all the nominees!

xoxo
-JD