So, the foxy ladies over at the Jez just put up this hilarious posting called “5 Mistakes That “Sexperts” Make When Giving Advice.” Sure, it’s all about mocking some Fox News advice lady, but still it made me feel the need to just let you guys know that I promise never to be that person who makes those mistakes. I’ll make my own mistakes, I’m sure - I always do, but I don’t ever plan on giving such ass-backwards opinions. Ok, rant over. And now I leave for the day.
I got this in my inbox a few minutes ago from our local LGBTQ health organization and I thought it was important to spread this news about this to everyone I can.
A few days ago the American Psychological Association announced who would write the new revision of the DSMV, the manual of mental disorders that controls the diagnosis and treatment of gender and sexual difference. The “expert” just named to chair the revisions on
sexuality and gender is Kenneth Zucker. Zucker is the major remaining proponent of “reparative therapy” to “cure” kids they think are LGBT. Read the rest of this entry »
Yeah, it’s Monday - a day which can usually suck it - and it’s pouring rain where I am, and everyone in the office is in a grumpy-ass mood, so I decided to lighten the hell up and post some stuff to make the day a little brighter.
- This Boinkology post made my day for real. I LOVE that this guy ends his photo caption with “And now I’ve got my own little fuck-you-gender/sex-binary body.” xoxo Elliot! and ps. even with the black bar over your face, you are still super cute!
- Velvetpark interviews my favorite cartoonist ever, Ariel Schrag. Oh yeah, and she wrote for the L-word… weird, but kinda cool. aaaand ps. an interview with ME will be up on Velvetpark in the next few days. Crazy, huh? Their super cute editor Anna interviewed me at The Dinah and she just let me know it’s going up soon. I iz essited!
Ok, it’s offically quiting time for today. Enjoy the rest of your Monday and see you ladies in the AM.
We were so excited while redesigning our HotMoviesForHer site that in honor of our new site launch, we’re beginning our new “Pornquiry of the Month”! We ask some of our favorites in the industry the same question, and we got some interesting answers. Enjoy!
What is your favorite thing about porn?
I guess - the massive amount of butt sex. It’s like, you look at porn…and it’s like, man everyone is having anal sex…there might be more anal sex going on in the valley on camera then there is in the rest of the world combined. It’s kind of amazing. People in real life just don’t have nearly as much anal as they do in porn. It’s like, I remember I had a boyfriend when I was in college and we had anal sex like, twice, and that was a big deal…and now working in the industry, it’s like…everywhere. I think it’s pretty awesome. Joanna Angel
performer/director, BurningAngel.com Watch Joanna now!
My favorite thing about porn is getting to see people really connect…sensually, sexually, and emotionally. And that doesn’t necessarily mean they have to be in love. An emotional response can be elicited in the briefest of shared encounters, and can make two people feel deeply connected, whether they do end up falling in love or it remains in their memory as a sweet, hot ‘affairette’. I’m really happy when I succeed in shooting a scene with people who convey that sense of connection. It’s not easy to pull off or to find in porn movies! Candida Royalle
pioneering director of women’s adult films Watch Candida’s movies now!
The voyeur in me enjoys watching and capturing the art of sex in motion. Dana Dane
creator/producer, Erocktavision Watch Erocktavision now!
I love being able to teach the world that sex and gender are not just black and white, and it is fantastic to be able to show people that safe sex can be HOT sex! Buck Angel
star, 2007 AVN Award Winner for Transsexual Performer of the Year Watch Buck now!
I don’t mean to ruin this week for everyone, but you should know that your day will not be brightened by my informative and hilarious blog postings this week. That’s right, I’m on vacation! The real porn librarian is sitting on the ocean while you read this “new” post thanks to the miracles of modern technology.
Since I love my job, my life is basically a vacation. However, there are a few things I look forward to forgetting about for a week.
Here’s a list of things I am avoiding on vacation:
1. Any video produced in Germany. Sorry Germany, you’re too hardcore for me.
2. My cell phone.
3. Reading for work. Joyce Carol Oates, it’s on!
4. New sex toys. Don’t get me wrong, the fact that boxes of sex toys appear on my doorstep frequently is pretty awesome, but I don’t intend on making any notes for future reviews during sex.
5. Changing diapers. I’m a super awesome Aunt, but I have to draw the line somewhere.
On the other hand, I’m all about the following things:
1. Beer with lunch!
2. Seafood.
3. Mornings in bed.
4. Kissing. For hours.
I’m sure you all miss me already. Of course, by “you all”, I mean “J.D.”
As you know, I am big on words. A word nerd you could even say. So I was super excited when I read Jamye Waxman’s blog entry about Time Out New York’s “The Horny Issue” with the article “How About a Quickie?” Basically the magazine asked all their local dirty birdy erotica and sex writers to come up with something to turn them on in ten words or less. Ooooh a challenge! (Plus, it reminds me of OneSentence.org, one of my absolute favorite websites.)
Here are some of my favorites from the Quickie article:
“Is there a reason your hands aren’t in my pants?”
—Molly St. Michael, erotic poet (mollystmichael.blogspot.com)
“Stick. Slide. Suck. Swallow. Rinse. Repeat.”
—Jamye Waxman, author of Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide to Masturbation (jamyewaxman.com)
“Your tongue in my crease/Soft fingers pinching my thighs/Insert now, I plead.”
—Twanna Hines, blogger and self-described “sexpot” (funkybrownchick.com)
Now I’m trying to come up with my own ten word turn ons. Here are some from around the office:
- “Her gracefully sweeping neck, the perspired dew on her bud.”
- “I bite my inner cheek, wishing it was your nipples”
- “smell of your neck.
designer scent mixed with sweat
intoxicating”
- “I’m desiring an erotic, breathtaking, pulse racing electric orgasm.”
- “The pain came when he pushed deep into my ass.”
- “Her pulsing womanhood was felt warmly on my tongue.”
- “Licking your inner thighs… best part of my day.”
- “Begging for you to go even deeper.”
-” Tell me to ask nicely. Or else…”
-”Slow and deep. After you ask real nice.”
- “Dirty thoughts swirl in my head, I have a secret, I will whisper in your ear.”
- “the laundry can wait”
- “then her panties slid to the floor”
Hot! Hmm. Who ever thought dirty texting would eventually help my work? Another hard day at the office.
It’s FRIDAAAAAAAAY! TGIF, for real. Well, I’m a little irritable this week and the slightest thing is setting me off so I am seriously looking forward to the weekend. (To be fair to myself, it’s not the slightest thing but it is ridiculous nonetheless.) Anyway, my mixtape rewind is a little throwback to the early ’90s that always puts me in a good mood when I’m angry - “King of Wishful Thinking.” Thank you, Go West, for the gift that keeps on giving - even when your career hasn’t.
Mother’s Day is this Sunday, although I’m sure you don’t need a reminder. Ducky DooLittle wrote a brilliant piece over on her blog about moms, sex, and how Barnes and Noble blows.
One of my favorite things about becoming an adult is getting to know my parents as people. Ducky does a great job of reminding us how great moms also happen to be spectacular women!
Being a mother does not define them. It is one cherished element of many factors that make them full, complete, beautiful individuals.
