I never thought I’d hear myself saying this, but I wonder how much money it would cost for a plane ticket to Lansing, Michigan? Who knew there was such a dearth of sexy butches, drag kings and FTM fellows out in The Great Lakes State? Not I. But alas, this city seems to be brimming with fine queers. And lucky for us, Butch Boi has harnessed (total pun intended) the hotness of the state capital into thirty-three minutes of fabulous queer XXX action.
From fucking atop a washing machine in the opening moments, to about twenty minutes of additional still photos after the movie, this flick pretty much tops the list of amateur queer/trans porn I’ve ever seen. In fact, it’s the D.I.Y. feel makes it so good for me. Whether or not this is really the case, the movie looks like a bunch of friends got together and decided to make a porn of how they fuck, complete with all the giggling, passion and excitement that comes along with screwing your buddies. The whole thing has a sort of 8mm film feel and even though there is music, you can still hear dialogue and laughing in the background, which I love. All in all, it looks like everyone was having a really good time.
While I really liked all the scenes and think they each had something special to offer, my favorite of the bunch was definitely scene 4. A quick note before I talk about the scene: I don’t know how these performers identify, so I’m gonna stick with vague, male-ish descriptors and gender neutral pronouns and go from there. Ok, back to the sex! The scene starts with two folks standing up and fucking. The dude getting it is up in the air, with legs up and wrapped around the dick wielding stud, with an additional guy helping hold up our fucked buddy. Pretty awesome so far, right? There was just something about the freedom of motion and swinging thrusts that really made the scene that much hotter. The loud grunting, moaning and thumping base just added to that ultra steamy sex appeal. I just love the fact that it was a threesome with only one naked person. Plus, the action goes right into an amazing shower scene, which was definitely my second favorite of the six.
All in all, this movie is a fun and sexy reminder that you don’t need big budgets, professional lighting or fancy cameras to bring super hot action to the screen. If you’ve got the passion and the performers, you’ve got an awesome porno right there. Oh, and it reminds me to book my flight…
I can’t wait to see more from Butch Boi!
-J.D. Bauchery
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Apparently, I need to get a rival. We can push each other to the max before getting it on! This is going to be super sweet.
While I’m not usually one who seeks out girl fights, the tension set up by a little rough housing in this Sweetheart Video flick leads to some super hot sex!
My favorite scene ended up being the last one and stars Ariel X and Samantha Ryan – two girls who do a lot of all girl porn and are amongst my favorite femme-y (not dyke porn) performers. Both girls are gorgeous with long, lean bodies and know what it takes to please a woman.
They set the scene up with Ariel X coming in after a night of partying to wake up Ryan, who apparently takes her studies a bit more seriously. After an argument, they end up going at it with a ferocity that makes me wish I’d had more inconsiderate roommates in college.
There’s a ton of amazing oral action, which is why I really loved the scene. Eating pussy is rarely the focal point of a scene and these girls really go to town on each other. Of course, there’s lots of hot finger fucking and kissing as the girls writhe against each other. It’s a pretty long scene, but never boring thanks to the intensity that is present throughout. For those of you who like your girl on girl action toy free, this is a great scene.
In the end, like everything else I’ve seen from Sweetheart, this porno wins my approval. The girls are gorgeous (fans of redheads should check out Mz. Berlin!) and the XXX is sure to get your heart pumping. Plus, it’s got just a pinch of hot fetishy goodness that makes it unique.
p.s. who has a kitchen like that when they’re in college? That fridge cost more than my all of the furniture in my college apartment. At least they were fucking on a twin bed – now that is something that reminds me of my school days.
-The Porn Librarian
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I always have a good time when I stop by for a visit at the Crashpad, and this time in no exception. Super cute queer duo Legs and Johnny Love waste no time once they get inside this sex den – within minutes their clothes are on the floor and they are gloved up for some fun! I especially love that Legs makes sure to take out her oversized hoop earring before really getting into the action. Can you imagine getting one of those caught up while you’re getting’ busy? No thanks!
My favorite part of this hot 25 minute quickie was the communication between the gals and how relaxed they were (or at least seemed). They giggle and talk, all while kissing and groping each other’s bodies. I love that Johnny lets Legs know exactly how she likes to be fucked – slower and harder. Check and check, Johnny… I’ll keep that in mind. And once Johnny strapped a dick on, all bets were off for me. Watching her plow into Legs with her rhythm totally controlled and those bedroom eyes focused on her bottom, you can tell she is a total stud. I’m still grinning as I write this. And blushing.
It’s wildly exciting to me to see people with real chemistry on the screen, and these two definitely had me giddy to watch every minute of their scene. Thanks Shine, it was another amazing night over at the Crashpad!
-J.D. Bauchery
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After an exhausting weekend I thought I’d treat myself to this little GwenMedia flick I’d set aside some time ago. “Sisters” caught my eye easily with its intriguing hints of a plot and bondage heavy style. It’s rare that I come across bondage movies with more than a barebones damsel-gets-kidnapped plot line, so I’ve been holding onto this one for months in hopeful anticipation.
I definitely wasn’t disappointed with the first few minutes of the film. A bare room with a single bound and ball gagged woman and a haunting horror movie sound track, quickly had me reaching for popcorn, I didn’t actually have any; but I was on the edge of my seat hanging onto the characters every word, or muffled grunt as the case may be, anyway. My only complaint at this point would be that the screams are louder than the dialogue, which forces me to turn the volume way up and draws perplexed stares from around the office.
Two step-sisters begin living together after their father passes away and leaves one of them with a large sum of money. Things get interesting when the heiress moves in a little early and catches her step-sister tied, gagged and playing with her magic wand. Before long the two are taking turns at playing Mistress. As the heiress isn’t at all good as a Mistress to start with her sister gives her a lesson in being a slave so that in turn she’ll learn to be a truly demanding Mistress later on. The plot is developed well enough that there’s even a twist to the ending that I didn’t, quite, see coming.
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And now for something completely, ok, slightly different. A friend of a friend pointed out that we had all these beyond awesome Grindhouse movies and I jumped at the chance to review the first one, “Women in Cell Block 7.” These Grindhouse type films are skimpy on the sex but big on the plot and I do love me some plot heavy movies plus this particular film has all the illustrious charm that I think of when I think of ‘women in prison’ themed porn right down to the uncomfortable finger searches in the opening credits!
The first girl on girl love scene was highly stylized. Closer to what you’d get on a late night HBO series than what this jaded porn reviewer is used to, and short. Maybe five minutes long all total. But never fear there’s lots of titillation and tease in this video. I can honestly envision this VHS tape of this movie worn a little thin in places, in the collections of some Grindhouse enthusiast. After the first there’s little holding this film back and soon even the guards are going for a little muff diving! There are prisoner fights where they strip each other naked and shady prison deals that go down requiring all kinds of interesting ‘favors,’ there’s even a hetero scene thrown in towards the end.
To be honest though the whole thing was more of a nostalgia trip than it was a sexy strip. The women are hot and they do remain unclothed or scantily clothed a reasonable amount of time but the sexy stays at an HBO late night series kind of level so you’d have to be really quick to get off to this one. Unless you get off on catfights - I don’t think I’ve ever seen a hotter all girl fight scene before. Oh I’ve seen topless women slathered in various types of slippery goo have a delicate go at each other in a carefully designated area - I’ve never seen fully clothed and un-oiled women attempt to rip off each other’s clothes with such a fervor and wantonness though. There were knees and elbows’ flying every which way and somehow the scene strikes me as the hottest of the movie.
All in all I’d definitely recommend it for a lazy summer afternoon. It was fun to watch though with all that’s out there today, maybe not so great to get off to. So I’d definitely say that this is definitely a movie to enjoy a summer evening with and it’s soft-core enough that you can enjoy it with a few friends.
-FrzKey
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A scene like this is enough to make me want to go back to school! Dallas stops by the Crash Pad to help Vai study, but just as you’d think, the books barely even make an appearance - unless being used as a spanking implement counts. Kinky osmosis aside, the only thing Vai is learning is how to cum over and over again.
I just have to say that both Dallas and Vai are insanely adorable. I know it’s a little strange to call porn stars adorable, but really it’s the first word that comes to mind here. Dallas’ impish grin and Vai’s perma-blushed cheeks are super cute and had me smiling before the first items of clothing even hits the floor. When they fuck, it’s giggly and rough, full of kisses and whispers, teasing and lots and lots of squirting – which is always really hot to watch. Pretty much, you can tell that the pair are just as friendly off screen as they are in front of the camera. It’s that kind of chemistry and fun that make this movie so exciting to watch.
Vai is seriously a pleasure machine. That girl can cum repeatedly without stopping and ejaculates all over the place time and time again. Vai rides Dallas’ hand like a champ, never even stopping to catch her breath. Her coy smile and giggly shyness are really endearing, but it’s totally hot to watch her drop the initial timidness and just let the sex really take her over as the scene goes on.
Whether this twosome are cracking each other up or moaning in ecstasy, Vai and Dallas rule the screen and keep me excited till the very end. Two big thumbs up!
-J.D. Bauchery
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I don’t watch many movies that repeatedly have me rewinding back every few minutes to re-watch the part I just watched. It’s few and far between that I see something that catches my attention so wholly that I am too distracted by the sex to remember that I am supposed to be watching to review. This movie is hands down one of the hottest I’ve seen in the last few months – and that’s a big deal coming from a porn reviewer. I enjoyed it so much that I don’t think I can fit everything I want to say into one review, so I am sticking with writing up what I loved so far. Be prepared for a follow up with more Real Sex NYC!
Scene two is awesome. If you’ve ever seen some random person that you just wanted to jump right then and there, this is the scene for you. Two fiercely hot queers take over Food Swings vegan diner in Brooklyn and fuck right up on the front counter after ravenously pulling off each other’s clothes. No time for pleasantries – these two want to get down to business and get down they do! I guess the shop is not quite vegan anymore, because they were definitely munching on more than tofu and veggies.
The music in the scene totally made it for me as well. I love a good soundtrack and this movie did not disappoint (think Modest Mouse/indie rock-ish tunes). Plus the tempo to action ratio was dead on. I especially liked that I could still here all the moaning underneath the music. The sounds are half the hotness of the experience for me.
I loved that each moment of the scene felt tender, warm, caring, dirty, hardcore and sexy all rolled into one and everything flowed with a charge of passion. While that may just be good acting, when it comes to Madison Young’s films, it’s usually the real deal. That girl does not mess around with directing people that aren’t having fun. And why should she? On set chemistry leads to hotter on screen action… which leads me to have to keep hitting the rewind button and spend twice as long reviewing. Can I really complain though? Two thumbs up for Real Sex NYC. I can’t wait to watch more!
-J.D. Bauchery
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Director Anna Span’s encouraging women to take back the word “slut” and I’m in love with the results! The women are hot (yay for sexy accents!), the concept is brilliant and the sex is absolutely incredible!
I loved scene one right off the bat. Nothing is rushed as Karen Wood and Katie Austin share an intimate look at their XXX antics. If you like dirty talk, you definitely need to watch Wood convince Austin to skip a job interview so she can have her way with her. There’s a lot of hot toy play as Wood fucks herself with a glass dildo before strapping on a big cock and drilling Austin doggy style. We even get to watch the girls share a cigarette after all of the amazing fucking. You need to see these sexy women in action!
Also worth noting is an appearance of what I believe is the Tantus Feeldoe in scene four. This is the first time I’ve seen this style of double-ended dildo in a porno and it’s totally fucking awesome.
The entire movie is really great and I hope you’ll all give it a chance. Be sure to check out our interview with director Anna Span!
Ps. I hope that at some point in my life an English woman describes me as “fit.” That would make my life.
-The Porn Librarian
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I wish I could remember who was asking about Kitty porn recently, and I apologize if that sounds a little weird to some of you, because scene two has managed to make this girl into cat lover for a full twenty-five minutes.
We begin with Lexi Bardot, dressed in panties, nipple clamps and kitty ears crawling into the decadent bedroom of the gorgeous Mika Tan. I was immediately drawn in by the way Bardot moves and completely gives herself to Tan in this kinky scene. Tan disciplines her kitten with a riding crop, a flogger and finally rewards her by fucking her with a big glass wand and lapping at her pussy. While the meowing got a bit old for me, it was really interesting and definitely hot.
Because kitty play may not be everyone’s bowl of milk, I’ll also recommend the first fuck scene starring Kina Kai and Faith Leon. You’ll see rubber ties and lots of toy play in this slow, sensual scene.
I haven’t seen a lot of Gothic Media movies, but will definitely have to keep them in mind in the future. From what I’ve seen, they always feature beautiful women in kinky scenarios that will provide you with plenty of inspiration for your own life!
ps – I did not enjoy the third scene. It’s rough and full of medical kink, which does nothing for me…
-The Porn Librarian
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April Flores and Carlos Batts make a great team. With Batts behind the camera and Flores in front, the married couple bring depth and sex appeal to everything they touch. Their movies are artful, kinky and a totally different perspective on porn. Oh, and they don’t really ever make a ton of sense. Not that porn needs to make sense really, and their movies are so colorful and visually stunning that I’m okay with sacrificing a concrete plot.
While I really enjoyed this movie and plan to add it to my ‘watch again’ list, I do have a warning to pass along. If it’s hardcore XXX you’re looking for, better keep clicking. There is no penetration or sex at all. There are a ton of April Flores’ sexy poses and lots of shots of her naked, but alas, no one gets fucked. We do get three separate instance of April peeing outside though, which I think seems like a lot for flick less than 45 minutes long.
Scene two was my favorite of the movie. T-girl EK and Flores got naked and played on a bed together. EK injected something into her cock, and while I’m not sure what it was, seeing a hypodermic needle in a movie was a total boner killer for me, as I am terrified of needles. Fortunately the rest of the scene was really hot and brought me back into my worked up state. They touch and squirm and hump a bunch, which I loved, but when it comes to getting off, it’s the hardcore action I crave. This movie would be great for someone looking for something a little more attention grabbing and less the old bump and grind.
-J.D. Bauchery
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