Yeah, it’s Monday - a day which can usually suck it - and it’s pouring rain where I am, and everyone in the office is in a grumpy-ass mood, so I decided to lighten the hell up and post some stuff to make the day a little brighter.
- This Boinkology post made my day for real. I LOVE that this guy ends his photo caption with “And now I’ve got my own little fuck-you-gender/sex-binary body.” xoxo Elliot! and ps. even with the black bar over your face, you are still super cute!
- Velvetpark interviews my favorite cartoonist ever, Ariel Schrag. Oh yeah, and she wrote for the L-word… weird, but kinda cool. aaaand ps. an interview with ME will be up on Velvetpark in the next few days. Crazy, huh? Their super cute editor Anna interviewed me at The Dinah and she just let me know it’s going up soon. I iz essited!
Ok, it’s offically quiting time for today. Enjoy the rest of your Monday and see you ladies in the AM.
We were so excited while redesigning our HotMoviesForHer site that in honor of our new site launch, we’re beginning our new “Pornquiry of the Month”! We ask some of our favorites in the industry the same question, and we got some interesting answers. Enjoy!
What is your favorite thing about porn?
I guess - the massive amount of butt sex. It’s like, you look at porn…and it’s like, man everyone is having anal sex…there might be more anal sex going on in the valley on camera then there is in the rest of the world combined. It’s kind of amazing. People in real life just don’t have nearly as much anal as they do in porn. It’s like, I remember I had a boyfriend when I was in college and we had anal sex like, twice, and that was a big deal…and now working in the industry, it’s like…everywhere. I think it’s pretty awesome. Joanna Angel
performer/director, BurningAngel.com Watch Joanna now!
My favorite thing about porn is getting to see people really connect…sensually, sexually, and emotionally. And that doesn’t necessarily mean they have to be in love. An emotional response can be elicited in the briefest of shared encounters, and can make two people feel deeply connected, whether they do end up falling in love or it remains in their memory as a sweet, hot ‘affairette’. I’m really happy when I succeed in shooting a scene with people who convey that sense of connection. It’s not easy to pull off or to find in porn movies! Candida Royalle
pioneering director of women’s adult films Watch Candida’s movies now!
The voyeur in me enjoys watching and capturing the art of sex in motion. Dana Dane
creator/producer, Erocktavision Watch Erocktavision now!
I love being able to teach the world that sex and gender are not just black and white, and it is fantastic to be able to show people that safe sex can be HOT sex! Buck Angel
star, 2007 AVN Award Winner for Transsexual Performer of the Year Watch Buck now!
We here at HMFH love our silicone! If you take a look at our toys reviews and even some of the past sex tips, we always seem to be praising silicone toys. Yes, it’s the best sex toy material ever, but we never really say why that is. So I’m taking this opportunity to let y’all know why we love this magic material with a list of the top five reasons why silicone rocks our worlds! Read the rest of this entry »
Holy crap is this girl adorable! This is the kind of girl I thought I would meet in library school. She’s geeky hot and I think a little Canadian. I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I enjoyed her interview almost as much as the masturbation scene that follows. I was pleasantly surprised to see some tattoos and piercings once she stripped out of her cardigan to reveal her beautiful alabaster skin and shaved pussy. Zille is a girl that is completely comfortable in her sexuality and puts on quite the performance and she rubs her clit frantically. The camera covers her from head to toe as she works towards orgasm and there’s nothing hotter than watching a woman’s face as she nears climax. If you like your girls a little nerdy, you’re going to love getting off with Zille. -The Porn Librarian
As you know, I am big on words. A word nerd you could even say. So I was super excited when I read Jamye Waxman’s blog entry about Time Out New York’s “The Horny Issue” with the article “How About a Quickie?” Basically the magazine asked all their local dirty birdy erotica and sex writers to come up with something to turn them on in ten words or less. Ooooh a challenge! (Plus, it reminds me of OneSentence.org, one of my absolute favorite websites.)
Here are some of my favorites from the Quickie article:
“Is there a reason your hands aren’t in my pants?”
—Molly St. Michael, erotic poet (mollystmichael.blogspot.com)
“Stick. Slide. Suck. Swallow. Rinse. Repeat.”
—Jamye Waxman, author of Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide to Masturbation (jamyewaxman.com)
“Your tongue in my crease/Soft fingers pinching my thighs/Insert now, I plead.”
—Twanna Hines, blogger and self-described “sexpot” (funkybrownchick.com)
Now I’m trying to come up with my own ten word turn ons. Here are some from around the office:
- “Her gracefully sweeping neck, the perspired dew on her bud.”
- “I bite my inner cheek, wishing it was your nipples”
- “smell of your neck.
designer scent mixed with sweat
intoxicating”
- “I’m desiring an erotic, breathtaking, pulse racing electric orgasm.”
- “The pain came when he pushed deep into my ass.”
- “Her pulsing womanhood was felt warmly on my tongue.”
- “Licking your inner thighs… best part of my day.”
- “Begging for you to go even deeper.”
-” Tell me to ask nicely. Or else…”
-”Slow and deep. After you ask real nice.”
- “Dirty thoughts swirl in my head, I have a secret, I will whisper in your ear.”
- “the laundry can wait”
- “then her panties slid to the floor”
Hot! Hmm. Who ever thought dirty texting would eventually help my work? Another hard day at the office.
It’s FRIDAAAAAAAAY! TGIF, for real. Well, I’m a little irritable this week and the slightest thing is setting me off so I am seriously looking forward to the weekend. (To be fair to myself, it’s not the slightest thing but it is ridiculous nonetheless.) Anyway, my mixtape rewind is a little throwback to the early ’90s that always puts me in a good mood when I’m angry - “King of Wishful Thinking.” Thank you, Go West, for the gift that keeps on giving - even when your career hasn’t.
The Vergenza Mk. 1 is described by the manufactures as “an inspired erotic tool.” They’ve hit the nail on the head with that description, because my girlfriend hasn’t been this excited about a new acquisition since she got her very own cordless drill. I wouldn’t ever call her butch, but she does have a thing for power tools and this satisfied that craving.
This toy looks a lot like a billy club, but it’s totally made for pleasure. It’s made out of aircraft-quality spun aluminum, which is kind of crazy, but pretty fantastic too because it’s non-porous, sterile, and non-toxic. Another great thing about it is that it’s really good for temperature play because the material heats up and cools down quickly. We cooled the Mk. 1 off before play and the cold metal combined with the ribbed texture provided an incredible sensation.
Overall, this is a really great toy that is a bit unusual, but should be welcomed into any bedroom with open arms. It’s perfect for someone looking to play with metal, but who may be a little intimidated by njoy’s pound and a half of steel, like me! Plus, this is the only sex toy I have that could fend off a burglar and survive an apocalypse.
The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants.
This Week’s Picks Gross Spelling Errors Turn Me Off
“Here are a few other word issues that come up in sex writing that throw me off and drive me crazy.”
L’Artiste
“I want time to sip my whisky, to drink you in as you unveil yourself, as you offer your body to my steady gaze.”
I think that porn is potentially ruining my social life.
That sounds harsh, I know. Before you light your torches, put glitter on your protest signs and MapQuest directions to my home, let me explain.
I’ve always been really loud and open. I don’t scare easily and I never understood boundary lines. I was always the one to “kiss and tell”; anyone in my social circle could be subjected to intimate details of my sex life at any given moment because that’s what was on my mind and I wanted to talk about it. My icebreakers include anal sex and masturbation habits. Inappropriate doesn’t even begin to describe me - and that’s without alcohol.
The thing is, I never saw it that way. I was just raised in a very open family where no topic was taboo. Even before my lucrative career began, people assumed I was some kind of harlot. (Ironically enough, I went to college a virgin and it wasn’t too long ago that I bought my last book, so it’s not like I’ve climbed Mount Everest sexually.)
Just to beat it into your heads, May is Masturabation Month, and who better to talk about than Joycelyn Elders, the Surgeon General under Clinton, until he FIRED her for saying that masturbation should be taught as a way to prevent unplanned pregnancies and STI transmission. (Though that’s not really what exactly she originally said, it was more like this wiki entry:
In 1994, she was invited to speak at a United Nations conference on AIDS. She was asked whether it would be appropriate to promote masturbation as a means of preventing young people from engaging in riskier forms of sexual activity, and she replied, “I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught.” This remark caused great controversy and resulted in Elders losing the support of the White House. White House chief of staff Leon Panetta remarked, “There have been too many areas where the President does not agree with her views. This is just one too many.” Elders was fired by President Clinton as a result of the controversy in December of 1994.)
I’m not going to get political here and talk about all the reasons I glare at the Clinton admin., but this is pretty damn high on the list. Maybe if old Bill had listened to a thing or two Elders was talking about he wouldn’t have had all that stained dress/cigar drama later on. What goes around, comes around… I’m just saying.
Anyway, as a firm supporter of comprehensive sexuality education and sex-positivity, I think Joycelyn Elders is amazing as she still fights for sexual health and the future of our youth. Check out this speech by Dr. Elders. She is one hell of a poignant speaker and this ten minute clip might just teach you a thing or two about what needs to happen in this country regarding sexual literacy and why masturbation is more than just a good time.
