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Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. While some of you had a nice ease into the week with Monday off for Presidents’ Day, we porn peddlers spent the day continuing to bring you all the best in dirty content. The porno rests for no one! That said, we are humping over the workweek now and ready to celebrate like woah. And in celebration of the midweek, have we got a haul of links for you! Let’s get to it!
- Sometimes you just need a wiener dog to get you through the week.
And now for a hilarious cartoon break… found on the facebook
- While we try not to get too political on the blog, sometimes we need to bring attention to things that are amazing… especially when they are Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.
That they love Bawdy Talk! First, they were awesome enough to mention HotMoviesForHer in their vlog about sex positive pornography, but what they do in general is pretty awesome. These folks are from the Center For Sexual Pleasure and Health and commit their lives to providing sex education in fun and non-intimidating ways. We support what they do all the way!
Check out their video below and listen up for great information as well as the HM4Her mention. We’d like to point out that we totally appreciate that Megan addresses the fact that part of supporting sex positive porn is paying for it. We are indeed in rough economic times, but making sure that performers, creators and everyone involved are fairly compensated is essential! I’ll get off my soapbox and let you watch the video. Enjoy!
Every so often, we HM4Her ladies do a deep dive into our analytics and really get into the nitty gritty of what our viewers are interested in watching. This time around I checked into what you guys are searching for – and it looks like Deauxma is the winner! You guys love you some of this mature sexy star! To let you know that we are listening to what you want, here is a Top Five Tuesday dedicated to everything Deauxma!
Legends & Starlets 3: This awesome series from Sweetheart Video sounds just like what it is – a collection of scenes pairing older porno lady legends with brand spanking new starlets. Yum, right? There is definitely something super hot about a whole ‘showing her the ropes’ scenario. This third installment of the series features Deauxma, along with HM4Her favorites Nina Hartley and Melissa Monet. If this is sex education, where do I sign up?
A Woman’s Desire: There is definitely a trend when it comes to most Deauxma movies. Her lesbian videos are all about teaching younger ladies how to get busy with an experienced woman. While it does get a little old at times, this time is not one of them. Deauxma hooks up with Samantha Ryan, giving her the sexy workout of her life. This is one instance when we so very much love a lesson.
How To Tame Your Dragon: I’m not sure if this is named after that Dreamworks’ movie about training your dragon, but either way, the subtitle lets you know that is flick is all about the cock. Scene four brings us Deauxma, along with Mellanie Monroe and Sara Jay, all on top of the nameless nerd they are cock taming. Looks like we have another educational experience in front of us – and we are ready to learn!
Road Queen Part 1: While Hm4Her has this series up to Part 19, I wanted to start at the very beginning, as Deauxma was there from the inception of this hot hitchhiking collection. I don’t know about you, but if this smokin’ mama was driving by my outstretched thumb, you better believe I’d be hoping into her ride any day!
The Cougar Club 3 – The Sex Pact: Deauxma goes extra young in this Sweet Sinner flick as she takes to bed with her super sexy 18-year-old college advisee. The boy in question, Frederick Way, really is totally foxy and the pair are amazingly hot as the action heats up. I don’t know about the rest of the movie, but scene one is terrific!
So impressed with Deauxma! Thanks for searching this awesome star out!
HotMoviesForHer.com welcomes guest blogger Maxxters to the fray, bringing y’all a look at how porn differs from reality.
Porn is great. I fucking LOVE porn. It helps me orgasm easily when I’m on my own, it’s a fun thing to add in when being sexual with other people, and it gives me new ideas for positions or activities to try. But there’s no doubt that porn has its downside. Yes, some people can get addicted to it, but I’m not going to cover that aspect of it. However, if you’re finding that your porn viewing is negatively affecting your life, then it’s time to get help. What I’m focusing on here is how porn often differs from reality. This isn’t all that big an issue for those of us who are sexually experienced and educated. But for the teens that grow up watching this stuff and never actually learning that this isn’t the way that sex usually is in real life, it can be a pretty huge issue. It can lead to them feeling dysfunctional, not being a good sexual partner, that there are things wrong with their body, that their partner isn’t any good at sex or will have way too high expectations overall. So here are my thoughts on the differences between porn and reality.
The most obvious observation is that women in porn are incredibly sensitive to sexual stimulation. Just one touch sends them into moans, screams, body spasms or orgasm. Unfortunately, this isn’t how most women respond in real life. The average time it takes for a woman to reach orgasm is 30 minutes. This usually requires a variety of different fingering, oral and/or penetrative techniques. Only around 25% of women can orgasm from penetration alone. The vast majority need clitoral stimulation in order to climax. Then there are the women who are actually never able to reach orgasm. Try not to make orgasm the goal of sex. Instead, make it your mission to figure out all the spots on each other’s bodies that can make you go wild. There’s also the issue that many women aren’t that vocal or active in bed as most porn stars. If you want your partner to be more vocal and take a more active role, then talk to them about it!
Another obvious feature is the way that porn stars look. Men are usually big and muscular with very large penises. The average penis size is about 5-5.5 inches long. Men comparing their penis size to the ones they see in porn only increases their chances of feeling insecure and self conscious about their size. This can actually lead to sexual dysfunction and a dissatisfied sex life. Most women in porn are very thin, with big boobs and small inner labias. This not only creates a huge amount of insecurity and body confidence issues in women, but it also gives men unrealistic expectations. Humans come in a variety of shapes and sizes and all have their own unique beauty. So yes, you do need to be attracted to the person you’re being sexual with, but make sure you have realistic expectations and never ever make anyone feel insecure about the way they look.
Porn stars engage in a huge variety of sexual acts. Many people in real life aren’t quite as sexually adventurous and aren’t okay with trying certain things. The pressure on women to have anal sex is steadily increasing. While it can be incredibly enjoyable, some women simply do not want to try it, have had bad experiences with it in the past or just don’t enjoy it at all. No one should ever be pressured into doing something they don’t want to do. So respect your partner’s boundaries and try to find compromises or other acts that you’re both happy to engage in.
Condoms are rarely used in porn. In real life, you need to glove up unless you’ve both been recently tested (and have clean bills of health), are monogamous and are on another form of birth control (unless you’re looking to have kids). If not, you’re putting you and your partner at risk.
Porn doesn’t show the “behind the scenes” stuff, or the awkwardness/silliness that can happen during sex. Rarely do you see them grab some lube for when the girl isn’t getting wet enough on her own. You also don’t see just how much lube is needed to have enjoyable anal sex. It’s unbelievably common for men to have issues with getting hard, but rarely, if ever, will you see that in porn. Same with premature ejaculation or even not being able to reach orgasm. You never see them having to deal with what happens to the semen after the guy has cum. Whether he does it onto her body or inside her, it needs to be cleaned up somehow! You’ll never see them grabbing the baby wipes or running to the bathroom to avoid making a mess. Embarrassing noises and movements happen, the penis slips out of the vagina, and other unintentional things will happen. It’s all just a part of sex.
Sex is all about having fun, feeling great, and not taking things too seriously. Communicate with your partner about your expectations and help each other out so that you can make sex as fantastic as possible. You just need to keep everything in perspective and have a good idea of the differences between porn and reality.
Maxxters is a female in her late 20s and a former high school teacher. She taught Science and Sex Ed to 12-18 year olds. She’s currently working on her Master’s degree in Human Sexuality. She is also an aerobics instructor and personal trainer, working with those who suffer from eating disorders and body image issues.
Oh nipples, how I love thee. You adorn chests and breasts of all shapes and sizes. No matter who you belong to, I’m always attracted to you. My fingers, lips, tongue and teeth want to be near you always. While reducing one to the little pink, brown, beige, etc buttons isn’t kosher with some, I can’t help but hold a special place in my heart for you.
To love or not to love? Some people love having their nipples played with, some even to the point of orgasm. Others – not so much. They might even find irritating. So, first things first: find out if they enjoy having their nipples loved on or if there are simply some things that are out of the question. What fun would it be if it makes the other person cringe?
Start Slow: As with many things, it is best to start slow. Don’t jump in head first with your tongue flopping out of your mouth like a cartoon character. Take it easy, give a few kisses and gauge the reaction. You’ll be able to tell if it is a bit much or if they want more intense nip action.
Teeth? Well, you definitely don’t want to start with your fangs out. You can never go wrong with asking if teeth are acceptable. If you feel a bit more comfortable a gentle nibble should suffice. Nipples are incredibly sensitive to both pleasure and pain so you want to want err on the side of caution. Let them tell you to bite a little harder. Never assume!
Temperature: It isn’t such a bad idea to make sure your hands are warm before you get all gropey. Cold fingers can be an unpleasant surprise that might make things awkward. But even if it does, just warm up and get back on track. One the other hand, some folks prefer to involve their nips in temperature play. An ice cube, cooled sex toy or hot wax can drive them crazy. Per usual, just ask!
Toppings: This is the one area that I don’t shy away from recommending flavored lube! Sugar and other substances can irritate the nether regions, but tend to fare better when it comes to the upper regions. Nipple skin is sensitive so you might want to test out the waters before dousing them with chocolate cherry lube, but there’s a good chance you’ll be good to go with areola a la mode.
There are a lot of ugly sex toys out there. Like a lot a lot. But lucky for us, toy makers have gotten wind of the fact that people are becoming way more discretionary about what they are putting into (and on) their bodies – both material and aesthetic wise. In recent years, a whole host of amazingly beautiful, body-safe toys have hit the sexy shop shelves, making it more fun than ever to pick our pleasures. And this time around, my pleasure was deliciously sinful…
Sinful Pleasure is a gorgeous glass dildo from the new line of toys by Joyful Pleasure. Handmade of medical-grade, shatter-resistant glass, this duel-ended dildo is as good to your body as it is to your eyes. That’s right – Sinful Pleasure is downright mantle-worthy. Clear with ribbons of different colors swirling through it, this 7½ inch dildo belongs on display… whenever it isn’t doing its day job of getting me off, I mean. This toy is crafted with a bulbous, tapered head (read: shaped like the glans of a penis) on one side, and a rounded, spherical knob on the other, offering up two very different stimulating experiences to its user. And who doesn’t love options, right?
Sinful Pleasure is only 1½ inches at its widest point, which, for me, it a little on the thin side. I prefer to be filled just a little bit more, so I was hoping for just a midge more girth, but I still enjoyed the fullness of the hard glass (no give!) and the choice of which side to use. I also really liked the burst of added girth in the middle. It definitely gave me an extra jolt of thrill.
As with all glass toys, Sinful Pleasure was a total delight to clean. Since it is non-porous, I just stuck it in a pot of boiling water for a few minutes and voila – clean and sterilized! And speaking of hot water, you can totally get your temperature play on with this glass goddess. Just stick it in a bowl of warm water to heat it up, or cool it down in an ice water bath for a chilly time. Sigh, glass is such an awesome material!
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Now that we are post Valentine’s Day, the week is back to being just as long as before, so let us help you shorten it a bit with some Humpday celebrating – Link Love style. Let’s get to it!
- Yes, I know that you probably don’t want to read anything else about Valentine’s Day, but I thought this was an interested interview about one non-monogamist’s take on the holiday.
As the two older sisters were talking, Mary’s head was spinning from the events that had just transpired, but she was aware enough about what was going on when the Mother Superior offered, “Do you think we should have her lick our vaginas so we can have climaxes too?”
“If she won’t do it, we can always give her one hundred more stroke on her bare bottom,” replied Sister Ellen.
The next thing Mary saw was the huge hairy cunt of the Mother Superior as she sat back in her chair with her legs spread wide apart.
“My dear,” she said softly, “in order to receive absolution, you must drink at the fountain of the Mother Superior. Do you understand me?”
“Yes, ma’am,” Mary replied softly, “I understand.” Not even a second later, the Mother Superior’s vagina was being tongue fucked by the pretty young sister.
“Oh, Sister Ellen,” the Mother Superior moaned, “she has an absolutely wonderful mouth, and she knows exactly where the best spots are!” So for the next ten minutes, Sister Mary Francis, the youngest and prettiest nun in the convent, paid oral homage to the head of the order, Mother Superior Rachel Margaret. As her orgasm built up, the Mother Superior’s language grew more crude, and she ordered Sister Ellen to lift her habit and show her her breasts.
“Look, Sister Mary,” she moaned, “look at Sister Ellen’s chest. She never wears a bra under her habit, just so that I can feel or suck them whenever I need to!” Mary lifted her head for just a second or two, and much to her surprise, she could see the Sister Ellen did indeed have an very large and full set of breasts!
“Sister Ellen has always performed the service you are doing right now,” the Mother Superior continued, “but every once in a while we get one of the younger sisters to come in and suck us both off, and I must say, your mouth has been designed by God to fit so perfectly in my vagina!”
Mary could sense that the Mother Superior was about to cum, as the older woman’s thighs tensed up, and she thrust her vagina hard into the young sister’s mouth.
“Oh yes, do your penance,” moaned the Mother Superior. “Drink at the alter of lust between my legs and lick at its seat of divine passion!” Out of the corner of her eye, Mary could see that Sister Ellen had now directed the nipple from one of her big breasts into the Mother Superior’s mouth. Now, the only sounds in the room were the sucking and licking noises coming from the Mother Superior’s pussy and Sister Ellen’s nipple, that is, until the Mother Superior’s cunt contracted, and she let out with a loud groan that filled the room! Seconds later, Sister Ellen too had and orgasm, as she had been masturbating her pussy while getting her big nipples sucked. It was to be sure an unreal sight, three woman of the cloth, with their habits pulled up, and with their pussies exposed, pleasuring each other with their mouths and fingers!
Mother Superior Rachel Marie stood while smoothing her habit and said sharply, “Straighten yourself up now, girl, and go back to your room, and if there is anymore trouble, you’ll end up right back here for some more punishment. Do you understand?”
“Yes, ma’am,” she replied, as she slipped out of the room. “I know exactly what you mean.”
This year I’ll be hanging out all by myself on Valentine’s Day. My boo is out of town, but i’ll be damned if I’m going to sit at home and sulk. That really isn’t my style, anyway. Instead I’m going to go home, make myself a romantic dinner, put on some comfy pajamas and watch my favorite pornos. You probably think I’m just getting paid to say that. Well, I am, but I’m actually going to go home and watch porn. I might as well show my self a little love, right? If you’re alone, or with a friend, I suggest you do the same.
Here are my Valentine porno picks:
Bobbi’s World:This was the first of the Bobbi Starr Productions pornos that I had the pleasure of watching. It is depraved in all the right ways and I love knowing that there is a woman behind all of the madness. Bobbie Starr directs from outside and inside the action giving us a dose of her beautifully perverse mind with some of my favorite dirty birdies including Kim Kane and Danny Wylde. She made the best use curling irons and ball gags that I’ve ever seen.
No Fauxxx: Jizz Lee - There really isn’t ever a time that I don’t love Jiz Lee, but this 6 minute porno quickie hold a special place in my heart. I get to watch Jiz masturbate the fuck out of herself in the bathroom at a night club. She sits on the toilet and gets herself off. Fuck off! It is so hot.
Handyman 4 -This is a another solo masturbation flick, but this one involves boys, 2 of which happen to be Chris Strokes and Dane Cross. They know how to work the ladies (Chris also works the guys), but getting to watch them all alone is a treat for the eyes. Yay for boys with nice wangs!
Vampire Sisters - You may or may not have heard (read) me talk about how director Maria Beatty can do no wrong. This is one of many of her masterpieces. I love this one in particular because it is dark, dirty and satisfies my nerdy love for vampires. There is something about a touch of blood in my porno that puts a poof in my pants. It is beautifully shot and the music is ethereal and totally fitting. Love!
Asa Akire Is Insatiable 2 -I reviewed this movie not too long ago. It won a fuck ton of AVN awards and rightfully so. You never know if certain titles are worthy of such acclaim, but this one definitely does. There is no denying that Asa is a beautiful lady, but man does she like it rough! The opening scene with Nacho Vidal (swoon) is enough to turn you right onto a little puddle of yum. He dominates her, but knows just how to kiss it and make it all better. What I really love is that she discusses each scene and how she felt. I love knowing that performers are into what they’re doing and that they have a genuine love for sex be it sensual, rough or all of it mixed together!
If you’re hanging out solo tonight like me, I suggest getting your porno on. You might as well give yourself a little love!
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