Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch! Sure last week was a short one, but can you believe it’s already Wednesday again? But being Humpday, we are back with all the sexy news fit to print! So let’s get to it!
- We Have Bananas has been seeing dicks everywhere! In landscaping, meat, coffee – you name it! Kinda creepy and kinda cool, but what I want to know is what about all the vag? Give me something a little risquer than Georgia O’keeffe. (via The Frisky)
- You’ve had the best porn star name picked out ever since you mixed your first pet with the street you grew up on (mine is Spike Moredon - how cool is that!?!). Now’s your chance to finally use it! Fleshbot wants us to help name porn’s Next It Girl. Annnnnd there is a fabulous prize for the winner as well! Get thinkin’! Read the rest of this entry »
It’s hard for me to resist a movie featuring Nina Hartley, so when I first saw this title in the ‘recently added’ section of the site, I was pretty excited to check it out. Sweetheart Video always offers up real pleasure and excitement, with performers that have actual chemistry together – not something you see every day when you are a porn reviewer. And this one was no exception. While the humping, grinding and pussy licking were super hot in each scene, it was the kissing that totally got me fired up. There was no sloppy, suck your face off kissing here, just passionate smooches that brought the heat back to first base. Lots of tongue and lots of groping – just the way it should be.
My favorite scene was, of course, the third, with Nina Hartley and Mina Meow. Alone Mina might not have been my cup of tea, but paired with Hartley, I was sudden smitten for the both of them. The real connection between the twosome made the sex extra steamy, while Hartley’s dirty talk totally took it over the edge. One of my favorite things about watching Nina Hartley is that she orgasms the same way in each movie. It’s like being with the same lover over and over again – you start to know exactly how their body tenses as the get close and what noises they make as the orgasm washes over them. So, so hot. It’s thrilling to know that Hartley, and everyone else in the movie, are really getting off.
Though the kissing and the sex were pretty amazing, I will say that the plots left me feeling sad. All but one scene was about the women parting ways, but having one last sexy hurrah before packing their bags. How is that supposed to make me hot? I just ended up feeling depressed. And the last vignette was about two old friends rekindling a friendship only to have the lesbian seduce the married woman, who seemed kind of uncomfortable. I know I’m reading into it all too far, but really I was a little turned off by it all. I love having a bit of plot to spur the sex, but when the story is kind of a bummer, I’d rather just go straight for the hardcore.
Ok, so I was going to write a follow up post on Erika Moen’s absolutely awesome “Intro to Vibrator Shopping.” The second comic in this particular arc is every bit as amazing as the first, especially with that oh-so-important information dispelling the myth that one’s ‘delicate’ lady bits will become desensitized with all that motorized play.
Then I saw a certain interesting post on the Frisky. Apparently the Guinness Book of World Records recently proclaimed a 42 year old Russian mother, by the name of Tatiata Kozhevnikova, as the woman having the strongest vagina in the world – for the second year running! Thanks to some mighty dedicated Kegel exercises over the course of 15 years, Tatiata can lift about 31lbs with her lady bits. Kozhevnikova even has some advice for other femmes who want stronger musculature where it counts:
“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week, you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.” – The Frisky
That’s what I’m talking about! Just imagine the possibilities, do a few minutes of exercise along with a few minutes of sexy you time and blamo – you’ve managed to satisfy, sensitize and fortify all at the same time. I think I’ve found healthy living heaven!
Mutil-volume porno collections get a bad rap. Sure, you may not need to watch “Granny’s Fanny” volumes 1 through 36 to “get” what’s happening in number 37, but they are far from the cheesey reputation they’ve been given. Porn series are there to let us know that somehow these two totally different movies are connected, even if we can clearly see that they are both called “Butt Sluts.” To give these series the respect they deserve, I’ve decided to dedicate this week to the top five fifth volumes of these awesome multi-part movie series! Read the rest of this entry »
We love us some Joanna Angel here at HotMoviesForHer.com, so when we had the chance to review some of the Burning Angel sex toys, we jumped at the chance. I was lucky enough to get a roll of Punk Ass Pink Alternative Bondage Tape and I have to say that it’s pretty badass.
Let me start by saying that this stuff is nothing like I imagined. That’s not a bad thing, but I was expecting something more along the line of medical tape for some reason. While I’m not one hundred percent positive because I can’t find actual information anywhere, I’m pretty sure this stuff is made out of PVC, which is both shiny and super convenient. The great thing about it is that it doesn’t stick to anything but itself, so you’re not going to rip off your arm hair or skin. This tape sticks to itself and is super strong, so it’s easy to use and really secure.
While I have a few different bondage items, this tape definitely provides for a different experience because it’s perfect for spontaneous kink. I don’t need to pull out my UTB restraints or worry about intricate knots. All I need is a roll of this stuff and we’re ready to go. You can even tear it with your teeth while restraining your partner’s hands.
There are also a lot of options with it. If you’re heading out to a kinky party, you can incorporate this stuff into your outfit. They also suggest making gags, blindfolds, skirts or tube tops. While I’m not one to make a tube top out of anything, I do like the look of thin strips of this tape wrapped around my wrists. Of course, if you’re a crafty kind of girl, you could pull off your tube top and secure your subs hands with the reusable tape! Really, what’s more convenient than wearing your bondage gear?
Finally, I’ll give you the details quickly. This roll of tape is 2 inches wide and 50 feet long. It’s also waterproof, which means you should NEVER bind someone’s hands behind there back and push them into a pool. You can reuse the tape since it’s magic and doesn’t end up in a huge unmanageable mess like most tape. It’s also a really rad pink color, although you can get it in black too.
This is really great stuff if you’re looking to get a little kinky without a huge investment. For just six measly dollars, you can remind your lover just who’s in charge!
What is erotic to you? Filmmaker Petra Joy wants to know. Joy is looking for a few good women – great ones, in fact, that are just starting out in the adult biz and want to make porn by women, for women and break all the tired porn clichés.
In association with Pjur, Petra has announced The Joy Award, the first international Erotic Film Award for New Female Directors! Taking submissions for all types of films (from fetish to vanilla, lesbian to straight, documentary to animation) Joy wants to see “What is erotic to you,” with only the caveat that they all must be under five minutes long. Prizes include cash and a shot at the big screen during “Pornfilmfest” in Berlin, Oct. 22-25, 2009 for the top three finalists. As well, specially selected films will get the chance to be published on Petra Joy’s forthcoming compilation “Her Porn, Volume Two” as a special feature.
A vetran director and producer of porn for women, Petra Joy created The Joy Award to:
Inspire first time female film-makers to take control, get behind the camera and show erotica – from a female perspective. With the support of pjur I would like to help talented film-makers to finance and publish their future films. My wish is that this award will help to make more female fantasies visible and more female erotic film-makers seen and heard!
Last week we teamed up with our friends at Edenfantasys.com to give you a little incentive to get out of bed and go to work every day. We’re super excited to announce that Heidi is the proud new owner of this sexy rechargeable vibe! Everyone loves Lelo and this discreet vibe is a great example of their innovative line.
Thanks to everyone who participated and make sure you keep an eye out for future contests on HotMoviesForHer.com!
I’ll admit that I haven’t had a chance to watch the rest of Michael Lucas’ Auditions Volume 4 yet, but after seeing the first scene I have to tell you about it. If you’re a fan of Edu Boxer, I would actually recommend you stop reading this now and go check out his first bottoming scene with real life boyfriend Manu Maltes.
You’re still reading? Well, I guess I’ll tell you about the best 30 minutes of man sex I’ve seen in a very long time. Boxer is an insanely handsome man who looks more butch than ever in this scene. I won’t go off on a rant about how society judges the looks of men vs. women as they age, but I have to say that Boxer is only getting hotter.
The only thing issue I have with this scene is the spitting in the beginning. I get it, you’re dirty, dirty pigs… The good news is it is overshadowed by the men actually ripping each other’s shirts off. It sets up a rough, sexy scene packed full of XXX action between two men who obviously can’t get enough of each other.
I should say that this scene is a little dirtier than a lot of gay porn I recommend. It’s rough and raw – but that’s exactly why I loved it. This isn’t two guys fucking for a paycheck, it’s two lovers devouring each other and there’s nothing wrong with that.
There’s also a really great interview with director Michael Lucas that I recommend to people who want to know a little bit more about the scene.
Happy July 4th! Well, July 3rd really, but does it seem crazy to anyone else that July is here already at all? Anyway, it’s Independence Day tomorrow, so let’s kick back and start the celebrations today.
I’ve been waiting for July 4th to land on a Saturday so I could use this song for something and I am suuuper excited to finally get the chance! Plus is video really encompasses the spirit of the holiday… or at least all the eating and chillin’ out we should be doing.
My Fourth of July gift to you: Chicago – Saturday In The Park
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