While we are pretty into Valentine’s Day, both of us porno bloggers think that Someecards are some of the funniest stuff on the internet. Thanks for helping make our holiday even better!
Yes, today is Monday, but more important than that, this is the day before Valentine’s Day! While many folks toss V-Day off as a Hershey’s and Hallmark hybrid holiday, we here at HotMoviesForHer know that Valentine’s day can be the perfect excuse to spend a little extra time loving up on each other in the sack and have the hottest sex you can. Here are 4 tips to help you keep that special February 14th action as sexy as possible!
1) Skip The Chocolate Sauce: I know that some folks swear by food in the bedroom, but I am here to give you two warnings. First, sugar + vagina = infection, so anything sweet needs to stay far away from the vag. Second, food always gets way messier and grosser than you expect it to. That chocolate sauce never stays in the place you want it to and whipped cream seems to leave a sour milk smell that turns me off. If you are looking for some sexy food ideas, I’d stick with fruit – though only waist up on the ladies. Just think about how sultry strawberries can be!
2) Sex Toys Make Great Gifts: If you are looking for a perfect present for your Valentine’s box (gift box, that is), try an erotic accessory. There is a treasure trove of toys out there for both men and women, at every price point imaginable, and for every type of person. There are cute rubber ducky vibes and stretchy cock rings for those who may be intimidated easily, and hardcore fetish gear for those looking for something a little rougher. If you aren’t sure what your partner likes, get a git certificate and go shopping together (which usually leads to a super sexy evening…).
3) Try Something New: Do a little somethin’ somethin’ special to show your partner that they are your Valentine and try something new – be it a new position, new sexy act or new variation on an old standard. Heck, even changing up the music can up the fuel to the fire (idea: make hot playlists for each other!). Maybe add your hands during a blowjob to double the stimulation, or run a ice cube across her nipples to switch things up completely. Even if your changes don’t hit exactly on target, the sweet intention will shine through.
4) Take The Pressure Off! Yes, there is only one Valentine’s Day a year, but honestly, if you are so worried about getting it wrong, how are you going to enjoy yourself. Just take a deep breath and remember that is not the only time you will have sex together. You don’t need a holiday to get extra freaky with each other. In fact, I think that rocking the super sexy on a random Tuesday is way hotter than trying to make sure Valentine’s Day is just right. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t do anything special on V-day – I’m just putting it out there that it’s not the worst thing on earth if everything dissolves into giggles and allergy attacks (you know, from all the rose petals you put on the bed…
I don’t know if you remember, but a little while back I blogged about Project TransAction, an awesome queer San Francisco-based company that makes amazing silk-screened leather goods and has Jiz Lee as a model on their Etsy store. After writing about it and pouring over their online shop, I knew I needed to check out something from their “Leather for Lovers” section, so I got a hold of shop owner Jacob Vaughn and got on knees (over email) and begged for some item to review. Seriously, he’s probably lucky I wasn’t there in person, because I probably came off demented enough on email. But seriously, take a look at the site and you will see why. After going back and forth on specifics, Vaughn sent out a pair of black leather restraint cuffs with… wait for it… the PERIODIC TABLE silk-screened on them. Holy kinky nerd nirvana!
While I am usually super excited when we get packages of toys to review, I think this may have been one of the few times when I actually squealed when I opened the mailer. Seriously. Of course I had to try then on right away. I had given them my wrist measurement, so it was a perfect fit. And of course I wore them for the rest of the day too. How could I not?
Handmade with beautiful, supple leather and sturdy metal fasteners and rings, these gorgeous cuffs are super high quality. It is so obvious that they folks that made them take great pride in their work. And because Project TransAction is an independent leatherworking and screenprinting company, they are really easy to get a hold of to talk about custom designs and configurations.
It was lucky that I made the smart move to let my partner know that I received them earlier in the day, so he would be ready for go time when I got home from work. I didn’t want any distraction from playing with my new best friends. It’s also really nice that they are discreetly kinky enough to wear on the bus going home and people thing they are just leather cuffs. Ok… maybe that’s not true. I told myself that no one knew I was wearing restraints on the bus, but honestly, the metal rings probably gave it away. Oh well, it was still an exciting bus ride, with what I thought was my special dirty secret.
The only down side to these cuffs is that it was only when I was home and ready to play did I realize that I didn’t have anything to connect them. That doesn’t have anything to do with the actual, as much as my poor planning. But, being the craft queer that I am, I just stripped my carabineer of its keys and my partner snapped my cuffed wrists together. Yum. I’ll have to remember to get a double ended clip thing from the hardware store for later, but for now, the carabineer does its job.
In actual play, these leather cuffs are seriously a dream. They don’t pinch or chafe in any way, and once they are broken in, the leather basically molds perfectly to your wrists for an amazing custom-feeling fit, but honestly, they feel great from the beginning. They stay in place and keep your wrists totally restrained and feeling good. And you don’t even know how important that is until you are playing with a pair of cheap ass restraints or handcuffs that annoy your wrists so much that you can’t even concentrate on the hot action. These restraints are hands down (or tied to the bed frame…) awesome! And I forgot – they smell so amazingly leathery delicious!
As of right now I don’t actually see the periodic table leather wrist restraints on Project TransAction Etsy store, but I’m sure you can email them and ask. But don’t miss the amazing sailor anchor restraints and the vintage circus acrobat ones. Or the SO FUCKING HOT harnesses that they make. Alright, this review needs to be over before I pass out from all the blood leaving my brain and traveling to my pants. Just know that you need to check them out.
Oh, and just so you know, they make belts and cuffs and other stuff too.
ps. I know these aren’t the best pictures, but we took them ourselves, so sorry!
We just got our copy of the new LOTL magazine (that’s Lesbians On The Loose – an Australian lesbian mag, for all of us that are not down under) and not to toot our own horn, but damn does our new ad look hot! I needed to post it here.
Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.
Did you miss Pleasurists 166? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 168? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 12th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
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Every once in a while, we have the great honor of welcoming a guest blogger into our smutty midst. This time we have the delicious Sophia St. James on deck, offering up behind-the-scenes action, kinky info and interviews with fabulous industry folks.
For those of you not in the know, Sophia St. James may be a queer porn star, but that just scratches the surface. She is also a queer femme, West Indian, curvy BBW, dominant, sassy, gentle, a sex worker, erotic entertainer (stripper and burlesque performer), fashion/pin-up/glamour model, FemDom, porn starlet, event planner/promoter, mama, switch, daddy’s girl and slut with an insatiable hunger for all things sexual. Quite an impressive identity/resume! And to add one of my own, I’d like to say that Sophia is a total fox as well.
Our fantastic guest blogger kicks of her first post with a trio of interviews from within the queer porn world!
Menage a Trois is all about three sexy and desirable porn stars within their respective genres. It is so hard to choose just one, so I figured why not have three stars to worship. Besides, it’s more fun with three.
James Darling is one sex pot of a queer porn star. He is based in Oakland and definitely has that Bay Area vibe. I was recently in Vegas with James and had a chance to really get to know him better.
1. How did you get your start in porn?
My first scene was for Crash Pad Series. My long distance lover at the time invited me to be part of a shoot and I happily accepted. I hopped on a Greyhound, traveled across the country and never looked back. I had no money, job, or place to live, but I couldn’t think of anything better than getting paid to fuck someone I was deeply attracted to in the way I like to have sex for a queer audience.
2. What was the first porn you ever saw? Did that have a role into you becoming a porn star?
The first porn I remember watching besides scrambled stuff on the Spice channel was “Behind the Green Door” at a friend’s sleepover. I was enthralled by the epically trippy slow motion cumshots. I’ve have not gotten over my fetish for cum since.
3. Who are the 3 top people in porn that you haven’t worked with but want to and why?
I have a lot of crushes but I think it would be really awesome to work with 1) Aiden Starr, because she is a stone cold fox and she’s a very talented and creative Domme; 2) Brenn Wyson, I really enjoy his work on Kink Men sites. If you’ve never seen his creepy janitor scenes they are really hot; 3) Danni Daniels, because she is the badass Grace Jones alien superstar of porn.
4. If you weren’t making porn, what do you think you’d be doing?
Right now my “day job” is working at a porn company as production assistant. Being a porn performer is mostly a hobby for me. So I guess I would just find another hobby. What do other people do? Collect stamps? Build model airplanes? Take up rock climbing?
5. Who are the companies that you have worked for?
As much as I love the steaming phallic nature of sausage, it kinda creeps me out. I do love bacon though! I do not use bacon-flavored toothpaste by any means, but eating it the morning after an amazing sex is pretty amazing.
7. When you were a little kiddo, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I went back and forth between wanting to be a rock star and wanting to be a veterinarian. Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. We are back with another magical Humpday treat! If I actually sat down and did the math, I bet I could tell you exactly how many Link Loves I’ve shot on your face. Let’s see, I’ve been doing this for about 4 and a half years, with 52 weeks a year… bring out the calculator… hmmm, it looks I’ve brought you about 230 Humpday Link Loves! Pretty nutty bananas, wouldn’t you say? I guess there is no real reason to count them, other than to let you all know that we love bringing you the dirtiest news. You can tell by the sheer numbers. Anyway, enough babble – let’s get to it!
- Remember back in November when there was all that hoopla about Sasha Grey reading to elementary school students? Well, it’s back in the news again. Apparently porn studio Assence Films is releasing a scene featuring the now-retired star in their “Anal Artists” video this week, and in support of Sasha’s past efforts to get children to read, they tried to donate a portion of the film’s proceeds to National Education Association’s Read Across America program. Yeah, that didn’t go over too well… (via Jezebel)
While we all know how awesome and sexy porn can be, it’s also true that there are some porn flicks that are outright hilarious – and I’m not even talking about the action really. Today I am focused on the names. I’m not even sure I condone most of the stuff in these videos, but I do know that they have hilarious (and sometimes fucked up) titles. Hell, I might even post more than 5, just because I found so many!
Also, I decided that it would be more fun to show all the box covers bigger, rather than write about these flicks. Enjoy!
Hot Buttered Cop Porn
Cockamole On Her Face-A-Dilla Box Cover Cockamole On Her Face-A-Dilla
The Adventures Of Dickman And Throbbin
Lez Be Friends
Praise The Load
The Best Part Of Waking Up Is…Cuming In His Butt
I know this doesn’t even scrape the surface. What are your favorite ridiculous porno titles?
Welcome to Monday, folks. I hope you all had a lovely weekend filled with rest, relaxation and lots of porno. I am hear to ease you into the work week with a little shared masturbation advice. #4 is simply just a good reason as to why you should share your masturbation time. Regardless, I hope you enjoy.
1. Watch and learn: Here is your chance to see your partner in action. Watch their every move and see what gets them going. You may discover a few things that will help you do an even better job of getting them off. Do they favor one side of their clit? Do they go for long slow thrusts or short quick g-spot stimulating movements when playing with a dildo?
2. Give a little demonstration: Verbal communication is awesome and definitely gets it done in the bedroom, but sometimes it’s easier done than said. If verbalizing your preferences doesn’t come naturally to you, this is a good chance for you to simply show your boo what you like.
3. Direction: If you happen to be the opposite and love to chat and communicate, go ahead a give a little direction. It is fun to take control and give explicit instructions on exactly what it is that you would like to see. Your partner could very well enjoy acting out your every wish.
4. Remix: Like many things in the world of sex advice, shared masturbation is simply a good chance to change things up. There is nothing wrong with prying yourselves from each others’ orifices and letting the voyeur or exhibitionist in you do it’s thing. Watching and being watched can make things super intense and damn is it hot.
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