Category Archives: Guest Blogs

AnyWHERE! With ANYONE!

(Well, maybe not that last bit)   by Ashley Rosemont   No, seriously, this article from the Guardian explores the notion that women are totally able to get it on any freaking time they want.   The article posits two nearly identical scenarios: a guy walks into a bar (see, this is how we know this is all kind of a joke) and offers sex to anyone who wants it. No takers. Because he’s a pervert. But a woman does the same, and is inundated with “horny suitors” as the article says, not mincing words.   Is this a reflection … Continue reading AnyWHERE! With ANYONE!

Bigfoot Porn, Really?

by Ashley Rosemont     Bigfoot porn? Yes. It’s part of a niche market in erotic literature known as cryptozoological erotica, or “monster porn.” The “monsters” range from figures in classic literature–like Frankenstein–to mythical beasts like gryphons, hydras, even unicorns. But the Bigfoot conceit, perhaps appropriately given the creature’s size, seems to be the biggest seller.  Author Virginia Wade (not her real name) claims she is making thirty thousand dollars a MONTH writing sexy stories about the world’s favorite elusive bear-ape-man. During a “slow” month, she makes $6K. The novels have been translated into multiple languages (I am pretty sure … Continue reading Bigfoot Porn, Really?

‘Scuse Me, Do You Have Change for a Dildo?

by Ashley Rosemont     Let’s just say right now, vending machines are a wonderful invention. I recall a recent episode of Mad Men (the AMC hit TV series that takes place in the 1960s) where the office manager Joan complains that the new vending machines will make the secretaries fat because they can get a snack any time they want. Hey, lighten up, Joan, that’s the point!   It’s true, they’re a convenience we are often happy to see, and not just because they can satiate our cravings for sugar and peanuts. Vending machines that dispense condoms, aspirin, mouthwash, … Continue reading ‘Scuse Me, Do You Have Change for a Dildo?

How to Start a Sex Strike

Ashley Rosemont is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. She is a Renaissance woman of many talents, but tries to remain humble in the face of all the curveballs life throws her way. She has been a professional writer for over two decades, and specializes in writing on media, culture, health and sexuality.   Remember Lysistrata? That Greek comedy where the women, advised by the outspoken firebrand Lysistrata, decided to withhold sex from the menfolk until they settled their political differences and stopped acting like war-mongering idiots? Well, ladies, it turns out … Continue reading How to Start a Sex Strike

What? What? In the Butt? Be Careful Out There!

by Ashley Rosemont     Sometimes the headlines are not to be believed. And when I read about freak accidents involving peoples’ genitals and butts, well, it reminds me to be extra careful when I am out and about in the world.   Of course, sometimes we are asking for trouble when we choose our daily activities. And “accidents” are often actually, well, poorly-made decisions. A 70 year old man in Australia, for example, decided to insert a fork into his urethra, apparently because he thought it would feel good; to be exact, he believed it would enhance his orgasms. … Continue reading What? What? In the Butt? Be Careful Out There!

Men With Plastic Surgery Make Me Want To Fuck: A Guest Post By A Dude

Meet my friend, Chico Dusty. Mr. Dusty if you’re nasty. Now this is an individual who I’ve been following for quite some time, as his writing and thought process is just as wicked, intelligent, and shake-my-head-funny as I strive to be. Chico writes miles and miles of sextastic content for Sex.com, a close and adored friend to the Hot Movies Network. Below, he wants to tell you a little story about the damage (or motivation?) men with plastic surgery can have on your arousal senses. Rrrawwrrrrr.       For the most part, I’m not a believer in this whole … Continue reading Men With Plastic Surgery Make Me Want To Fuck: A Guest Post By A Dude

Orgies, Orgies Everywhere!

– by Ashley Rosemont     Well, it’s not every day you read about an orgy in the news. I mean, don’t people try to keep these secret? But this week, several headlines containing the word “orgy” caught this writer’s attention. A “drug-fueled sex party” (is there any other kind?) taking place at a Masonic lodge caught the attention of the media: the Daily Mail, no less, Britain’s most reliably trashy tabloid, whose stunning headline reads “Police break up ‘drug-fueled orgy’ at Masonic Lodge after finding women dancing naked on stage and men filming sex acts.” In this story, we … Continue reading Orgies, Orgies Everywhere!

6.9 Questions with Sinnamon Love

Sinnamon Love interviewed by Kelly Shibari While at the Feminist Porn Awards for hotmoviesforher.com, Kelly Shibari interviewed a few of our favorite stars and asked them 6.9 questions. Below is the fourteenth in the series, featuring the Goddess of Glam-Everything, Sinnamon Love.     As always, check back every Wednesday for the next installment of 6.9 Questions, since we dug some more up from our secret vault.

Why You Should Never Accept Gifts from Exes

  by Sssh.Com staff writer Roxanna “Roxie” Kelley   Generally speaking, exes are exes for a reason and unless one or both of you has changed, whatever caused the breakup in a way that is lasting, it is never a good idea to take an ex back. For this reason, it is with good cause one should treat gifts from these people with suspicion. Though some gifts are clear attempts at reconciliation, to which one should respond with a clear, “No, thank you”, others are intentional acts of revenge, retribution and maliciousness. Take, for example, this Christmas gift-giving act by … Continue reading Why You Should Never Accept Gifts from Exes

6.9 Questions with Jiz Lee

Jiz Lee interviewed by Kelly Shibari While at the Feminist Porn Awards for hotmoviesforher.com, Kelly Shibari interviewed a few of our favorite stars and asked them 6.9 questions. Below is the fifteenth in the series, featuring the gender-and-genre conqueror Jiz Lee.   As always, check back every Wednesday for the next installment of 6.9 Questions, since we dug some more up from our secret vault.