Mail is a lot of fun when you work in the adult industry. It’s not unusual for me to receive a package that contains a couple of sex toys for review on any given day. You can imagine my surprise when my girlfriend came home from work last Friday with the news that there were three huge boxes addressed to me on the porch. I was expecting a small package from Vibereview.com, but had no idea what was in store. It was going to be a good weekend.
After lugging the boxes into my office, I grabbed my trusty pen knife and went to work. The first box was the expected package containing more lube than one girl could ever anticipate needing. (If you have questions about lubricant, keep an eye out for what is sure to be an exhaustive review of products!)
As I checked out every lube ever made, my girlfriend opened the second box and began pulling out harness after harness. I can only imagine what she was thinking as she pawed through what can only be described as an Cousin Stevie Starter Kit. She’s a good sport about my perversions, but I think she’d draw the line at an all-girl orgy in our home. I mean, she went to Smith.
I was pretty confused at this point. I love receiving new products to review, but what was I going to do with 8 new harnesses. I’m only one girl. Buried in the bottom of box number two, under about a million bullet vibes, was a packing list that cleared things up. The boxes were actually supposed to be shipped to someone else - there had been a mix up.
I have to admit I was a little relieved. I don’t even know how I could possible use that many vibrating eggs. I supposed I could put together some elaborate April Fool’s Day prank for next year or ship them to any given Republican.
I’m not sure if you noticed, but there aren’t a ton of great lesbian-owned studios creating porn specifically for women. Kathy Annelle and her partner Shoosh have been creating great lesbian content with women in mind since 2006 and I’m super excited that we’re now offering Triangle Films’ sexy flicks for you!
I should warn you before going any further, you’re going to find some unusual features in Annelle’s films. For example, you may be familiar with a little something called “plot” from popular movies like Juno or The Illusionist. Well, it turns out that there was once a golden age of porn when adult movies told a story just like regular moving pictures. Sure, that story typically wasn’t very good, but they tried and it helped to create a fantasy. Triangle has taken a page from our filthy forefathers and incorporated storylines into their movies. I know! It’s crazy!
Another thing you may stumble upon, which is nowadays as elusive as the mythical yeti, is kissing! That’s right, they’ve captured girls kissing, passionately, on film. It turns out that not every sexual encounter begins with a cock, toy or hand being thrust into a woman’s pussy. Sometimes people participate in something called “foreplay” and Annelle never rushes her girls. The result is an erotic buildup to some amazingly hot action!
The final mysterious thing I’ve come across in Triangle movies are high production values. The lighting and sound are good, the camera work is well thought out, and the sets vary from scene to scene! Watching five couples screw on the same filthy couch doesn’t really do it for me, so I appreciate the thought that goes into the little aspects of these movies. It’s also refreshing to not see the boom mic and production team running around a set.
Just so you know, I’m not the only one who thinks Triangle Films is swell. They were the recipient of three 2008 AVN award nominations for their work, including two in the Best All-Girl Series category for Intimate Invitation and Boundaries.
Basically, if you’re into lesbian porno, you can’t go wrong with this studio. Intimate Invitation is the perfect series for someone looking for lots of kissing, cunnilingus, and real orgasms. If you’re into something with more of an edge, you’ll love the Boundaries series. They have the same intimate feeling, but feature strap-on play, spanking, blindfolds and more as the women explore their sexuality.
It’s been a while since one of my favorite porn stars took the time to answer our 20 questions, so I decided to poke around the web and see what he’s been up to. Good thing, because I stumbled upon this amazing interview Buck did with AOL Entertainment (that’s weird right?)
Anyways, he’s charming and insightful, as always - so check it out!
I’ve read a lot lately about bringing green ideals into the bedroom. Of course, the ever-conscious people over at Babeland have a new organic lube to help you save the earth and your girl parts!
Naked is a water-based lube (which means it’s perfect for all the silicone toys I love to recommend) and doesn’t contain petrochemicals, parabens, or anything else you shouldn’t expose your body to.
It’s also vegan and I have to admit I didn’t realize how fantastic that was until I told my hippie-vegan friend and she freaked out. From her reaction, I’m guessing that vegans all over the world are twirling around in celebration of this new product. As a rule, I try not to expose my cooch to any meat products after seeing an unfortunate video that involved a pork tenderloin, so I’m pretty stoked too.
When it comes to function, you won’t hear any complaints from me. It’s a little on the thick side, but I don’t have any problem with because it means you’re far less likely to end up with lube running down your forearm. As is the case with most water-based lubes, after some time you may need to reactivate it with a few drops of water or saliva if it gets a little sticky. I’ve tried lots of different products that I wouldn’t recommend and can tell you that with Naked, you won’t end up a sticky mess 10 minutes in.
You also don’t have to worry about it leaving a bad taste in your mouth. I typically don’t like my lube to have any flavor, but the slight hint of vanilla is surprisingly nice. This is a quality product that you’ll find yourself reaching for time and time again.
Finally, it comes in a fantastic blue bottle with a pump. Anyone who uses lube a lot can tell you how helpful it is when you’re provided with a handy dispenser. No one wants to get stuck messing with packaging when it comes time to get it on and this bottle makes sure you never end up with way too lube.
This is my first organic lube, so I can’t compare it to others. I can, however, compare it to a number of other water-based lubricants and highly recommend it. It’s a bargain at just $12 and 100 percent natural. I really can’t think of any reason for you not to buy your own!
Earth Day was yesterday. I celebrated by moving two times my body weight in mulch while a bunch of Home Depot dudes looked on. Anyways, I plan on being environmentally friendly for at least a week or so before dedicating my life (or a couple of weeks) to the next worthy cause.
Here’s today’s Save the Earth Sex Tip:
And if you’re interested in some green porn check out Garden of Earthly Delight! OK, so it’s not really going to save the earth, but it’s a great classic movie. It stars a young & slender Ron Jeremy - save the earth for Hedgehogs everywhere.
Last week I brought Regina Lynn’s Sexier Sex with me on a trip to NYC and actually enjoyed a train ride thanks to it. This is the perfect sex book for mom, and for that, I love it! It’s all about quick and easy ways to use the Internet to spice up your sex life. Who couldn’t use that?
Lynn approached this book in a really fun, accessible manner, and with almost 100 creative ways to experiment, every woman is sure to find a new aspect of themselves to explore.
I’m a big fan of Tristan Taormino and, to be honest, a little disturbed that J.D. was obviously trying to lay claim to Taormino’s Anal Queen title last week on the Diana Cage Show. Yeah, J.D., we get it - you and butt sex are bff’s, but you will never upstage Ms. Taormino.
Anyways, I just saw a release about her latest reality series for Vivid-Alt, Rough Sex which is being produced by women, with women in mind. How exciting! A lot of my friends like it when things get a bit rough, but even a seasoned porn fan like myself is turned off by the misogynistic tone of a lot of rougher films. I can’t wait to see her vision captured on film and anticipate it will be fantastic, like everything else she touches.
According to the folks over at AVN.com, Taormino will also be releasing a companion title starring the adorable Penny Flame called Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex. When asked about taking on a genre that many see as degrading, Taormino said, “”Rough sex can be psychologically charged and really nasty, but it can also be consensual and deeply intimate. I think people will see a sensually charged difference with a woman behind the camera.”
I can’t wait to see what she does with it!
Check out AVN.com’s article on Taormino’s latest project.
Click Here to see Tristan Taormino on HotMoviesForHer.com.
Today is my favorite femme fatale’s birthday and I’m long overdue for a mixtape rewind, so this one is for her. This is probably one of the best Karaoke songs of all time, not to mention a song full of great lines to use to pick up girls. Of course, they never got me very far with her, but I love her anyways.
So last spring I wrote a post about the best road trip game of all time. Since that time, most everyone I know plays it when they’re stuck in the car. I randomly get texts from my sister that say nothing more than “Anal Probe.” Anywyas, this is a game that never gets old, so before you take off for your first road trip of the summer take the time to read all about Anal Road Trip!
Maybe it will even keep your mind of the fact that it just cost you $50 to fill your Camry.
