Even though the media loves to tell me that women don’t watch or enjoy XXX, I feel 100 percent confident saying that lots of us do. Hell, I’ve even banked my retirement on the fact that ladies love porno! Of course, some ladies enjoy a good softcore movie, including me every once in a while, so I thought I’d highlight the best softcore films our site has to offer. If you’re looking for something a little more sensual to curl up on the couch and enjoy with a friend or your favorite vibe, be sure to check out these hot flicks.
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To Whom It May Concern,
If you are more interested in being a politician than a porn star, please don’t tape yourself having sex. Doesn’t matter if it’s your wife, a girlfriend, your boyfriend or an intern. No one wants to see it and I’m pretty sure it does little for your political aspirations.
Also, if you’re made a career out of making sure perverts like me aren’t afforded the same rights as the rest of American’s in order to protect your precious marriage, stop fucking around on your wives. They deserve better.
Finally, Uggs and skinny jeans for dudes are out.
Sincerely,
The Porn Librarian
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Nothing sucks more than going to work during the summer. We’re trained our whole lives to be lazy once the weather turns, but then you finish school and you’re stuck inside while the best days of the year waste away. It’s total crap.
Of course, there are a few things one can do to make the work day fly by. One option would be working. I always have more than I can possibly do and time flies by… A second suggestion would be to sneak off to a dark corner and get XXX with a friend or yourself. I mean, if Dwight Schrute can get off at work, anyone can!
In an effort to get you through the day, we’ve teamed up with EdenFantasy.com for a new fun new contest. I’m sure you’re wondering what’s up for grabs, so I won’t delay any further.
We’re giving away Lelo’s Mia to one lucky reader. The Mia is a discreet vibe that could easily pass as a tube of lipstick in the bottom of your bag. This travel sized toy is rechargeable, multi-speed and phthalate-free. If you’re a tech junkie you’re going to love it, because unlike most rechargeable vibes, there’s no cord and charger to keep track of - this baby charges through a computer USB port. How rad is that?
Now for the important stuff - the rules. For those of you who are really craving this toy, you can earn up to three raffle tickets for our random drawing.
1. Comment on this blog. You can tell us your favorite office fantasy, a true life tale of desktop debauchery or let us know how you think the Mia could help you through your day.
2. Retweet the following message:
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3. Follow @HotMovies4Her and @EdenFantasys on Twitter and send hm4her an @ or dm message letting me know!
The winner will be determined by a random drawing next Monday, July 6th at noon. You must be 18 and a resident of the continental U.S. or Canada to win. Sorry, but rules are rules.
p.s. The ladies of HotMoviesForHer.com are in no way responsible for the consequences of your office trysts. Thankfully, we’re not responsible for much.
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I like pretty girls. I can’t help it. Sunny Leone is beyond gorgeous and also happens to be super smart and one hell of a business woman. Every month XBIZ features one amazing woman in their WIA (Women in Adult) series and I was pleased to see they picked Leone to feature in June.
Here’s a quick excerpt:
What changes have affected you and your website(s) as the Internet has gone from exotic to commonplace?
Again, you have to see it as a business. In the past, it was easier to gain members but now the average surfer has more needs and more interests. I have for the first time partnered with another company to help my site reach the potential that it should and I am really proud of it. I believe there is a weeding process going on and I have aligned myself with the right people to stay competitive in this business. Our philosophy is simple: Be seen at all times. The more we can stay in everyone’s face, the better we like it. My new partners have made it possible to take the site to a new level and I couldn’t be happier.
Head over to XBIZ.com to read the rest of the interview and be sure to check out a couple of my favorite Sunny Leone movies below!
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Let’s be honest here, most people don’t watch a porno from beginning to end. There are tons of great feature movies that deserve it, but the whole point of porno is to get off and it usually doesn’t take three hours and a detailed plot to do that.
Today’s top five features my favorite classic movies that are under 10 minutes, because sometimes you just want to get off and get on with your day!
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Just a quick post to congratulate our contest winner, Kathryn! Thanks to everyone for participating and filling our dirty little minds with all sorts of new ideas to try out this summer. Of course, this wouldn’t have been possible without our friends from Babeland.com!
Now, I just have to get a hand on an iLusting of my own…
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We can’t wait to see the hot results of director Dana Dane’s new deal!
Looks like we’ll be seeing a lot more from our friend in the near future. Check out the press release for details!
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