Holy crap is this girl adorable! This is the kind of girl I thought I would meet in library school. She’s geeky hot and I think a little Canadian. I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I enjoyed her interview almost as much as the masturbation scene that follows. I was pleasantly surprised to see some tattoos and piercings once she stripped out of her cardigan to reveal her beautiful alabaster skin and shaved pussy. Zille is a girl that is completely comfortable in her sexuality and puts on quite the performance and she rubs her clit frantically. The camera covers her from head to toe as she works towards orgasm and there’s nothing hotter than watching a woman’s face as she nears climax. If you like your girls a little nerdy, you’re going to love getting off with Zille.
-The Porn Librarian
P.S. it’s my birthday.
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You know what you don’t see enough of in porn? People giggling because something that is happening that is supposed to be hot is actually ticklish to them. That pretty much sums up why I like AbbyWinders.com movies so much. The women fucking aren’t there to give some fake performance where they hump and cum with no depth to it. Sex isn’t totally perfectly hot all the time. People giggle, cough, sneeze, laugh and play, all while getting each other off. Their hair gets messed up and they get sweaty. If they don’t, is it really worth it?
Sorry, back to the review. I’m going to focus on scene one, with Violet and Fotina because it’s amazing and my favorite. I love the intensity in which they kiss each other and flip each others bodies around to get at the parts they want when they want. My ultimate favorite part about 41 minutes in when they’ve slowed down a little bit and Violet is just sitting on Fotina’s lap facing her and they are just kissing and trailing their hands over each other. Violet gathers Fotina’s long hair up in her hands for no reason other than she wants to. It’s obvious that the pair has long forgotten the camera on them and are just sharing an incredibly sexy and intimate moment. Does it get better than that?
-J.D. Bauchery
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Ah, fucking machines. If humanity had the same drive to feed the world it has to get people off using technology, hunger would be eradicated. I mean, who builds these things? I guess I should be thanking the geniuses behind these complicated machines. I love watching girls loose control and nothing does that more than a ride on a sybian or thrillhammer. Over the course of this thirty-five minute film, you’ll see the diminutive Penny Flame take on four man-made dildo drivers. Each scene is fascinating and totally wankable, but I loved the fourth because I can never watch enough sybian footage. If you want to see a woman’s mind blown, you need to check out Flame riding this amazing piece of machinery. It only takes a few minutes before she’s barely able to put together a sentence!
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There are so few companies founded and run by lesbians that are producing great porn, so I was really excited to see the first of many Triangle Films movies go live on the site recently. This film is what I consider perfect “new girlfriend porn” – you know, you want to watch dirty movies with some chick but you aren’t sure how to introduce the idea. It’s totally hot, but has plot and high production values so you’ll seem like a classy pervert! There’s lots of kissing, cuddling and foreign language skills before the girls get it on. Personally, I could watch beautiful women kiss for hours, so I was in love with this movie from the first moment. Well, that and the fact that Ariel X is in the opening scene, because I have a bit of a crush on her. Basically, anyone who enjoys women will totally dig this movie.
-The Porn Librarian
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Abigail Productions is a new studio I’ve been meaning to check out and I’m super glad I finally did. If you’re a fan of playful lesbian flicks, you should definitely see this one. Foreign Affairs isn’t a groundbreaking movie, but what they do, they do well. There seems to be a lot of studios who are trying to copy the success of Girlfriends Films, and a lot of them don’t realize that there’s more to lesbian porn that throwing two girls in a room together. Fortunately for us, Abigail Productions knows this and has managed to capture some great all-girl action. Fans of group sex will be happy they tuned in, with two threesomes and a five-girl orgy! I love the energy captured in the big group scene. Each girl appears to be in lesbian heaven, (lesbian heaven is a lot like Christian heaven, but with more softball and beer) as they laugh, kiss and fuck their way through a mass of hungry women.
-The Porn Librarian
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I don’t review a lot of fetish movies, but have to admit I’m a total voyeur when it comes to them. In reality, I’m way too lazy to ever get dressed head to toe in latex - I mean, I have 8 different colors of the t-shirt I wear every day so I don’t ever have to think about what to wear. However, porn is fantasy and I can really get into the intricate dress and acts in a good Fem Dom flick. I really liked the third scene, which features rigger Julie Simone and Ashley Renee. Renee is decked out in a gorgeous red outfit as Simone prepares her for full-body suspension. After bringing her down from suspension, Simone fucks Renee into submission with a big beige strap-on. The power play is totally hot and the trust is very apparent, as these girls trade pain and power for pleasure.
-The Porn Librarian
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When I was 13 years old we ended up in Sturgis, South Dakota during a giant motorcycle weekend. We watched bikes drive by for hours and I’ve been fascinated by biker chicks since. You can imagine what kind of impression 300,000 leather clad people will leave on a girl on her family vacation. The best part of this movie is that it was shot right around the same time, so the hair and clothing bring me right back to the time when cutoff denim shirts were acceptable! So the basic premise of this film is that some biker chicks go to Sturgis and have a competition to see who can make the best sex tape. In my opinion, they’re all winners. Three out of the five scenes are shot outdoors, which always works for me, and they’re chock full of great girl-on-girl action. I liked the first scene best - I thought both girls were 90’s hot and am always inspired by sex in the great outdoors. Anyone who’s into group scenes will be into the last scene, where all the women lick, finger, and fuck until a winner is declared!
-The Porn Librarian
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So I can’t believe I haven’t reviewed this title yet. Suburban Dykes is one of the first pornos I ever watched on purpose. Sure, I’d giggled over skin-e-max movies and had seen bits and pieces of horrifying things over the years, but this one was planned out in my junior year of college. It is, despite the totally dated hair and clothes, still one of the best lesbian movies I’ve ever seen and let me tell you why.
First, it stars Nina Hartley. Since I manage to bring up my love for her about once a week, I will say no more.
Secondly, Dr. Sharon Mitchell plays a bad-ass butch chick who rocks a purple strap-on cock with a gorgeous lean body. Mitchell is a porn goddess and the Director of the Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation. I have a think for chicks with brains, hence my fascination with Hartley, Mitchell, and my nerdy girlfriend.
Next up is the movie’s focus on safe sex. Not only do they practice it, but Mitchell takes the time to talk briefly about it before fucking Hartley.
Finally, the sex is hot. The women have incredible chemistry, and while they’re sometimes silly (there’s a pillow fight) - when it comes to the dirty parts, these women are 100 percent dedicated to pleasure. The final threesome is fantastic and each woman’s desire is apparent. When Pepper begs to fuck Mitchell, it’s obvious just how bad she wants it and what follows is magic.
In a perfect world, these three women would get together and film an updated version of this movie to prove that women of all ages are sexy as hell. I have no doubt that it would be absolutely amazing, even without Pepper decked out in a pirate shirt!
-The Porn Librarian
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Tomorrow I have to get up at some ungodly hour to catch a plane bound for sun, girls and mediocre beer. While I’m obviously not excited about getting up to be at the airport at 5, I am super excited to get to Palm Springs for what promises to be an unforgettable weekend.
You’ll see us around all starting Wednesday night, so if you notice a girl who looks like a lot of fun wearing a porn shirt, come say hello! We’ll also have a table at the Doral pool party Saturday afternoon, but why wait to introduce yourself?
J.D. and I will be blogging every day, so if you can’t get to Dinah this year, at least live vicariously through us. We don’t mind.
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