I’ve always been intrigued by the swinger lifestyle. Maybe it has something to do with discovering my mother’s taped episodes of Real Sex as a kid. There’s just something interesting to me about the notion that a couple can be so emotionally trusting and in love that they realize sex is just a physical manifestation of their love - and therefore can and should be shared with others who feel the same way.
The crew at Shane’s World does a wonderful job of accurately representing this lifestyle. They follow a couple who goes on a “date” with another couple from Shane’s World to feel each other out. After a day of paintball and yoga, the couple being followed isn’t ready to jump right in to the action but has no problem watching. The couple talks about how this is perfectly normal and it can sometimes take a few “dates” before anything goes down. The Shane’s World crew and the first couple also go to a swinger club and an after party where things really heat up.
All in all, it was a great movie. Not only was it informative about the swinger lifestyle, but I also like to watch real sex. Big, fake breasts and crazy positions are nice but there’s something really sexy about real people having bonafied sex - it allows you to put yourself in the scene and fantasize about your partner. I’m not sure that the swinger lifestyle is for me, but it’s definitely hot to watch.
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I’m not going to lie. I picked this one because of the title. I loved White Man Can’t Jump, although I haven’t seen it in 15 years, and was hoping for some good basketball puns. After the sex, the best scenes are, without a doubt, the pick-up games. I mean, there’s nothing sweeter than watching a little white dude with a mullet in what appear to be leggings, hooping it up. Scene two features a young Sean Michaels claiming his prize - early 90’s pussy. Watching his partner arch her back once they switch to the reverse cowboy did it for me. Michaels has always been a great performer, but this little girl seals the deal with her enthusiastic performance. So, we’ve got really bad basketball, mullets, pleather, and hot pre-gonzo sex. The only thing missing is Wesley Snipes, but you’re better off looking for him here.
The Porn Librarian
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Ok, let me get this out of the way. This movie would definitely be on my “Skeeved Out” list if the chick didn’t seem really excited about the guy creeping through her window. If she showed even the least bit of hesitation, my consent sensors would have freaked. But no, not only is she super hot for her visitor, she jumps on him, squirming as he runs his tongue along her body. Clocking in at only 10 and a half minutes, this quickie flick goes straight to the good stuff, somehow fitting in pussy licking, dick sucking and multi-position fucking! Impressive use of time. My favorite part was watching this chick rub her clit as she gets fucked by her peeping tom. I love that even though this movie is an oldie, she is all about helping get herself off! That alone makes this old time shortie an A+ in my book!
-J.D. Bauchery
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I was seven years old when the Amy Fisher scandal came to a head. Seven! I was a pretty informed child and a big fan of In Living Color, so I had a basic understanding of what was going on. I knew the following things to be true: someone did something bad, someone got shot, and people in Long Island in the early ’90s were a frightful bunch - and I grew up in a trailer park. A classy trailer park.
Flash forward to October 2007 - Amy’s out of jail and living a happy, married life. Apparently, her husband sells a sex tape of the couple to Red Light District, Amy files a lawsuit, blah blah blah. After seeing this tape, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume they knew what was going on the whole time - but that’s just my opinion.
As far as the sex tape goes, it’s overall pretty bad. I think I was suddenly reverted back to 1992 and it was like stumbling upon a homemade sex tape of your parents’ creepy friends. Bad hair, bad dialogue, bad sex. The whole thing is kind of unsettling. First of all, Amy has the Fran Drescher thing going on - she looks good but sounds terrible. The pillow talk is weird and spoken with a heavy Long Island accent - Amy says at one point, “Yeah, that actually feels good.” She also refers to her husband as ‘Daddy’. There’s a lot of moaning and groaning on her part while she gives a handjob, and Daddy isn’t touching her. On the unintentional comedy scale, this would get a 9/10 - losing points only because of the fact that they probably took this very seriously.
I have to admit that the last scene was kind of sexy. The way he was throwing her around into positions that normal people use all the time - it was racy and arousing. There’s something very sexy about sex you can relate to - I don’t know about you, but I don’t use the piledriver on a regular basis and neither did they.
-M.
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Sometimes you want more than just hardcore fucking. Maybe not a long, drawn out plot, but something definitely more than just the old in and out. Something sensual even. Enter Playgirl DVD. With the perfect mix of sultry sex and spoken erotica, Playgirl’s movies put you in just the right mood to light candles, pull out the silky lingerie and take it slow and deep. This seven vignette film takes you to a decidedly sensual place with passionate outdoor scenes, racy sex atop a motorcycle and more – even a nerdy chemistry lab fuck! And with more full body shots (read: less time spent on just watching a penis ramming into a pussy), you get the whole picture of hotness. This Playgirl treat definitely gets my thumbs up!
-J.D. Bauchery
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I had heard about Carolina Jones a few weeks ago and I was pretty excited about its release. I like reviewing spoofs; I think it takes a little bit more wit to do a parody than it does to do your average four hour gonzo porn. I’m not saying I don’t like gonzo, I just like a little more. Doesn’t every girl?
This movie was shot entirely on location in Hungary and Budapest which is unheard of in adult - but it sure paid off. The scenery is amazing and the storyline is pretty great too. Definitely a little over-the-top at times, but it keeps you enthralled.
I’d also like to take this moment to profess my undying love for Bree Olson. I love how she gets so into every scene. You can tell she thoroughly enjoys being there and she’s not leaving until she cums over and over again. I think that’s really important in a scene - I’d like to know that they’re enjoying themselves as much as I am.
Adam & Eve consistently puts out features that are both enjoyable to watch and turn you on time and time again. I can’t wait for the sequel!
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This is one of the weirdest fucking movies I’ve ever seen. Having said that, know that it is totally awesome! A lot of time in porno someone comes up with a great idea and then it is executed poorly – this is not the case with Philip Mond’s Insexts. Mond decided to make bug porn and then followed through. These are the most elaborate costumes I’ve ever seen in porn and the result is oddly erotic. I mean, I don’t really have a thing for bugs, but watching a couple of giant winged chicks making out is pretty sweet. If bugs aren’t your thing, you’ll be glad to know there is a lot more going on in this film. For example, there are a couple of girls fucking their bikes. I’m sure at first you’re concerned for their well being, but these are special bikes fitted with giant dildos and they are wearing helmets. To be honest, you need to see this movie. It may sound a bit weird, but it’s visually amazing and the stars and fucking are exquisite!
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Right from the beginning I knew this one was going to be great. It opens on Ona Zee and her lover Nina Hartley kissing passionately and things heat up from there in this emotionally charged flick from 1998. The scene is slow and erotic and is followed by a verbal encounter between the two women that sets the tone for the flick. It turns out Zee is a married woman clinging to a marriage torn apart by infidelity. This is a movie that will pull you in because it actually takes the time to develop a plot through dialogue. The actors do a great job with the dialogue (for porn) and the fucking reflects the turmoil each person is dealing with. A great movie if you’re a fan of plot driven porn – you can’t help but become a little invested in this one.
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For me, there isn’t much sexier than a girl in her underpants. Sure, full nudity is great, but I think that leaving a little to the imagination is so much hotter than hoping right to the full monty. And lucky me, in this flick blonde bombshell Monique Alexander seems to agree. Not only does she model a bunch of cute little hot pants for us and herself, she gets so turned on by it she can’t help but get down on the floor in front of the mirror and get herself off. Lucky us, indeed!
Unfortunately her man doesn’t seem to agree, with a pathetic “don’t I please you?” pout when he finds out she’s been rubbing one out. Whatever man, there is enough pleasure to go around. Good thing he gets over it nice and fast and gets to the good stuff, like sucking and fucking and pleasing her with his thick cock.
Be sure to check out scene two – four words: Monique Alexander, Cowboy Hat. What’s not to like?
-J.D. Bauchery
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I can’t begin to tell you how much I enjoyed this movie. Kayden Kross plays a deputy sheriff who gets caught up in an investigation of a bank robbery gone awry. She’s been sleeping with the married sheriff (played by Tommy Gunn, who is hot as hell) who tries to take her off the case when it’s revealed that Kayden’s cousin was involved in the robbery. However, Kayden conducts her own investigation on the side and she’ll stop at nothing to get information. I won’t ruin the ending for you - but it takes a turn you don’t see coming.
Adam & Eve really know what they’re doing over there. Kayden Kross is gorgeous and you can tell that she’s really enjoying herself in the scenes. The story kept me in the movie and was a nice break in between the action that definitely got me worked up. The oral scenes were my favorite - the girls were really into it (both giving and receiving) and it was very sexy. This was an all-around great movie and I’d recommend it to anyone.
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