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Written by: admin on November 17th, 2006
What an excellent movie. Not only do I enjoy tattoos and piercings as a whole, but I really like getting to hear the back story behind the tattoos, and in “Screwed N’ Tattooed,” that’s exactly what they give you. Philly (an ex-Suicide Girl) talks about her tattoos, when she got them, and their meanings… all before the real action starts to take place. Once the girl-on-girl exploits begin, I could really tell that both leading ladies were enjoying themselves. This is not a ‘get in, fuck, and get out kind of film’; this is lots of kissing and petting, all the fun fluffy stuff that is so enjoyable before the fucking even begins. From kisses to a double dong, this movie is fun through and through. If you’re a fan of tattoos, alternative girls, or romantic lesbian steaminess, then this film may heat up your hard drive. Enjoy!
-Essin’ Em
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“The Princess Has Come of Age” is by far one of the must fun and tongue in cheek films I have ever seen. Imagine every possible type of alien species that could possibly be good in the sack, add a hot animated princess and a few nods to the video game industry, and you’ve got this film. For the woman who had a secret urge to know what was really under Link’s tunic, or was jealous of any multi-appendage characters, this is a great movie to really enjoy your video-game fantasies. Sense of humor a must!
-by Essin’ Em
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If you are in love with the exquisite beauty of the female body, Andrew Blake’s “Pin-Ups 2″ is certainly right up your alley. With a soundtrack that might belong in an opera house or at a choir rehearsal, this film is made up of a series of clips of women enjoying each others’ bodies, and men loving the female form. Very low-key and unassuming, this film is great for someone who doesn’t want to dive into hardcore porn at her first go, and wants something a little more sensual. I love the three-some with the three women, and that format of this film, which is almost like a high-fashion model shoot that turned sexual. Certainly a wonderful choice for the more sense based woman looking to enjoy a variety of softer sex scenes. Great for all orientations!
-by Essin’ Em
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 Straight and queer folk alike flood the HotMoviesForHer.com email box, begging for information about how to become part of the royal family of amateur gonzo, Homegrown Video. In this installment, ‘Homegrown 683 – Not Another Hollywood Video,’ the dyke-on-dyke extravaganza is what I truly get off on – the tenderness of real kinky dyke fucking by real kinky fucking dykes always puts me over my ecstatic edge (i.m. a romantic Butch, after all). After some hot, juicy kissing, and not before some delicious spanking, a mohawked Slade slow-to-fast fucks her lover, Brewski, strap-on-doggie-style. With red smack-prints swelling into sight on her tight ass, Slade begins to pump faster, to go deeper, and to yank her lover’s hair taut. Brewski finally lets out a magnificent and orgasmic growl, and the headboard-banging rhythm is lip-lickingly audible over the couple’s heavy and breathy moans. These two can’t wait to get each other off over and again, so when Brewski finally flips Slate on her back and top-rides her cock with a determined pleasure, Slade is left – oh yes, just as you will be – smiling and very, very well spent, indeed. So, while I can’t tell you how to get into the Homegrown series, I can assure you that you will get off on it, absolutely giving rise to that ‘I want to fuck my very own amateur brains out in a porn video’ feeling. Now, where is that camera…
-by I.M. Butch
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Written by: admin on October 26th, 2006
There is a special chemistry between an Asian girl and a black man, which makes “Asia Noir 5″ all the more sweeter. Like true film noir, our adult flick begins in black and white, with an Asian girl walking the concrete streets to catch a movie and escape the world. In a neat transition, the set returns to live Technicolor once inside the darkened theater. The theater gives way to a couple, new to L.A., trying to make it with their talents and all the hardships that arise along the way.
This is one of those adult flicks that are less fantasy and more of an attempt at a modern, familiar storyline. I can dig it; the characters actually undergo development, which gets me more involved in what I’m watching. We have the sax player, a.k.a. the boyfriend, who is trying to chase his musical dreams, and the girlfriend who eventually becomes pimped out and must decide if there exists a true whore deep down inside of her. The “boss” (the big man around town) hires them both for their individual endowments, opening up a huge and very messy can of worms. The movie comes to fruition in a boxing ring, where our gentle girlfriend is given off to two of the boss’ prizefighters. An audience forms around the ring, boyfriend and all, to bare witness to the birth of a whore. And just when you think you’ve reached the end, there’s a surprise waiting around the corner.
The voiceover of the movie is clever and another classic element of film noir. The desired hardcore action delivers, including plenty of deep-throat scenes. For the porn aficionado who prefers higher quality narratives, you can’t miss with this flick.
-by Jersey Jade
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As far as porn flicks that infuse narrative storylines go, this video from Nicholas Steele Productions finds a happy home. Our leading man starts off the viewing pleasure with a scene of perpetual procrastination as he begins his romance novel. Consistently interrupted by noises from his inconsiderate roommate and phone calls from his babysitter of a literary agent, our novelist takes his agitation out within the story through his characters. As the real world fuels the story-world, we get scenes that play out like a story within a story. We are taken to the old west, the frontier land where the backdrop and costumes fit suit.
Befitting a romance novel, the sex scenes are slow and romantic, which makes them more believable. The editing and structuring work extremely well here, giving the sense of two worlds colliding. When the doorbell rings in the writer’s house, the story characters are baffled as to what the noise is. Such is also example of the many writerly distractions.
The best part occurs outdoors when two wild west girls ask for cigars and whiskey, then proceed to have steamy girl-on-girl sex in and out of old-style tin wash tubs. Comic relief also joins in the ranks of my favorite parts, as our writer calls his frustrating roommate a retard. A nice little twist at the end reveals the true identity of “The Novelist.”
-by Jersey Jade
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Written by: admin on October 19th, 2006
The elusive “they” call them Erock Stars–the very erotic girls of Dana Dane’s ErocktaVision series, all hand picked by the director herself. I’ve laid eyes on highly stylized, music video porn before, and to be quite frank it gave me an instant headache; instead of turning up my temperature, my concern shifted to the drug habits of the cameraman (or woman). ErocktaVision restores my faith in the growing genre–even when the movements of the girls and camera pick up speed, or become more experimental with the angles, it remains romantic. Basically what I’m saying is that this movie keeps great pace and, ultimately with the music, rhythm.
The scenes are lengthy, which allows for the necessary build up of sexual tension. When it comes to girl-on-girl action, we women should take our time, open up the senses, let our perverse personalities shine through, you get the idea. One Erock Star knows how to work the strap-on with utter confidence and sex appeal, and you’ll be able to recognize her because she uses it throughout the “girls’ night out.” I found this to be impressive and a turn-on considering how often I watch g/g porn (which is OFTEN) and find myself saying, “Ugh. I could do so much better.” Some viewers may find strap-ons intimidating, but those utilized in ErocktaVision are feminine, moreso resembling a g-string than the quintessential straps.
Additionally, a common trend threaded through the movie is a third girl hidden and watching the “party.” She usually starts out separated from the sexually involved girls, and progressively gains proximity as the sex and intimacy intensifies. This plays off well because number one, I’m a fan of voyeurism (you like how I avoided identifying myself as a voyeur), and number two, it adds to the tension when another person is thrown into the mix later on. In terms of dialogue, well, there is none, and it works. The trance, house, rock and hip-hop music, not to mention Erock Stars’ personalities and presences fill in the gap and then some. Hey, a good rule of thumb in adult movies is “a little less conversation, a little more action.”
I personally am motivated to add the ErocktaVision series to my collection. It’s guaranteed to get me “inspired.”
-by Jersey Jade
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 Fifteen years ago I devoured “The Story of O” behind a locked door in my bedroom while my parents watched “The Wheel of Fortune.” For those of you who haven’t sat down with it, and you should if you haven’t, it is a beautifully written novel that captivates the audience with its explicit tale of sexual submission. Now, more than 50 years later, Adam & Eve have released a tantalizing interpretation: “O – The Power Of Submission” starring the always incredible Carmen Luvana. Veteran director Ernest Green manages to adapt this classic into today’s Los Angeles while staying true to the original concept. This brilliant new fuck flick has an amazing cast and includes a cameo by Nina Hartley. Green combines today’s hottest stars with gorgeous cinematography, great music, and the hottest fetish gear around. Those things meld with the overall themes of dominance and submission to create some of the most intense scenes I’ve seen this year. A must see for porn aficionados and literary nerds alike!
-by The Porn Librarian
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 Like most fetish films, “London Fetish Girls” recounts an all-girl, quasi-story in vignettes, utilizing a focus on the instrument of pain, the almost delicate yet aggressive movements of the girls, all that jazz. This flick pushed the envelope in terms of the combined effect of music, fetish-wear, lighting and movement. We open with what appears to be a female corpse (attractive, of course) and another woman washing up to work on the body, but then the woman on the table slab comes to life and is taken care of in a much more lively, sensual way. First a massage, then comes the pain in the form of a tool glowing neon orange, dishing out tiny electric shocks. Inventive stuff. These girls don’t speak throughout the movie–they don’t need to. The music and lights go non-stop, creating a mood that reminds me of walking straight into the London underworld. And you know what? I love it. The first scene is my favorite, so much so that I didn’t want it to end and open up with new girls in a new environment. The scenes which follow do satisfy the fan of all things fetish; however, they pale in comparison to the first. Heck, I’d check it out just for the opener. In my professional, bisexual opinion, you can’t go wrong with two hot blondes dressed like they belong in A Clockwork Orange.
-by Jersey Jade
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Written by: admin on September 27th, 2006
Whew–Dutchie has been a very busy girl! I have been getting you tons of new movies to watch and traveling far and wide to find all kinds of things that I am excited to share with you in the coming weeks.
At the end of July, I had the opportunity to go to AVN Adult Novelty Expo in Los Angeles. Quite honestly, it was the best business trip ever. I think that any trip that ends with a TSA “we searched your luggage” receipt in your bag is a good one. It is especially good when it is because you have returned home with the largest, heaviest sample kit on the planet. I am excited to tell you all about some really stellar products that are out there for your enjoyment! Watch this column for details.
This past weekend, I attended the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco. I’m no longer a Folsom Virgin, but I was definitely on intake overload! What a party! I saw some of you dykes there, too, buying up a bunch of gay porn from Spunk, Titan, Falcon, Factory, Treasure Island, and every other booth that hosted a crowd of big, beefy, hairy leather daddies. I know what you like, and you can find a little bit of it here. If any of y’all are looking for some Buck Angel, we have some over here (and more on the way!).
Erock on!
It’s girls, it’s circuit party music and strap-ons (Terra-firma! The real deal!) tempered with French manicures. These girls are fucking in showers, on staircases, on a yacht, in the backyard, in pools, in a sling in a club, and are looking realistically glamorous (but not gay for pay) while doing so. It’s like the stuff they can’t show us on The L Word. It’s glamorous girls getting it on in wealthy settings. It’s lesbian porn produced by Erocktavision!
Director Dana Dane’s signature non-narrative, music video style production shows to great advantage in these kinds of settings. The Erocktagirls (led by the star performer, Niki Clover—“The Face of Erocktavision”) have steamin’ chemistry and that, combined with the appearance of enjoying themselves, has them winning more than half of the believable lesbian sex battle. In fact, the series gives a great overview of fantastically real girl-on-girl sex. The music is a great, refreshing change.
Director Dane says that her work is “a pornographic revolution. Erocktavision is born from a desire to create stimulating, high quality erotica and to present it in a unique and exciting way. As a fan of erotica, I wanted to add a new dimension to what you see, hear and feel. Special attention to unique camera angles, amazing cutting-edge music and completely realistic hot sex is what separates Erocktavision from everyday run-of-the-mill pornography.” Definitely different. Check them out!
Surprise Hot Scene
This time, I have to tell you about a Surprise Hot Title. My compadre, Venus Vegas, located this gem, deep in the recesses of our vast catalog. In case you need more staircase sex, Working Girlz is the title for you, and I’ll let the copy speak for itself: Real dykes having real, hardcore, pussy-pounding, power tool-wielding, soaking wet, hair-grabbing, ass-smacking hot sex. Hell yes! I don’t know how it is that I never found out about this one, but it is hot. Lesbian-produced and gay-distributed; it’s all in the family.
Oldies But Goodies
I also unearthed some early 90s classics for you, courtesy of Pleasure Productions. We have the original San Francisco Lesbians series (Volumes 1-8). One of the first shots in the dyke porn revolution was fired by a group of lesbians off the streets of San Francisco (and those streets are n.a.s.t.y., even without 400 thousand barely-clothed leather daddies crawling all over them). Some of the titles produced and directed by men and some by women. (My suggestion is to ignore the title descriptions and head stright for the clips!) Volume 1 even features one of my favorite sexperts, Carol Queen! Remember the gay uniform of the late 80s and early 90s? Denim cutoffs rolled once just above the knee, Lesbian Avenger and Silence=Death and Queer Nation t-shirts, motorcycle jackets with metal cock rings on the shoulder, and black boots (with white socks)? That’s where you’re headed on the time travel continuum in the first few volumes, but the last few installments were filmed as late as 2003. Though slightly dated, they are historically important and that is what makes them classics!
Enjoy yourself!
XoXoX Dutchie
If you have any suggestions or comments, please email me: Vandyke@hotmoviesforher.com
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