Movie Reviews

Nominated for Best BDSM Release in the 2012 AVN Awards is Anastasia Pierce‘s Masquerade.  It is a montage of BDSM and fetish scenes filled with vibrant masks and, intended or not, their own color themes.  I usually prefer my kink attire to be pretty straight forward.  While I can totally appreciate a well designed, drop dead gorgeous latex piece, when it comes to being a dirty perv I like my kink in a dirty warehouse in plain or no clothes.  I’m not exactly sure why and you’re not hear to help me analyze my various sexual preferences so we’ll skip over that.  What I’m getting at here is that there are a lot more costume pieces in here than I’m normally into for this type of porno.  I guess I spend enough time in costumes on stage.  I like to look at white t-shirts and khakis in my fetish porn.  I know.  Who am I?

ANYWAY, I wasn’t exactly intrigued by this movie before I watched.  My goal was to add some variety to the current HotMovies4Her porno review roster.  Sometimes you have to throw in some whips, ropes, gags and the like.  I definitely ended up liking it more than I thought I would, especially scenes 3 and 4.  I shouldn’t be surprised.  Anastasia Pierce’s reputation precedes her.

In scene 3 we see a “noisy slave” restrained and ball gagged.  She is squirming and squealing a little too much for her mistress so she gets disciplined.  Mistress goes at her pussy and tits with a flogger.  I know it feels much softer than it looks, but there were a few strokes that made me flinch.  Nice!  Eventually the ball gag comes out and a beaded mask is placed on the slave’s face.  The hanging beads make using her mouth “challenging”, so instead if licking Mistresses’s nipple, she is commanded to lick a giant red dildo.  Giant, I say.  Giant!  I guess she shouldn’t have complained!  or perhaps it was for the best that she did.  Especially if she likes monstrous cocks!

Scene 4 unexpectedly rocked my world.  I was thinking about skipping over it until I saw the Hitachi Magic Wand with the  g-spot attachment on it.  Wow.  She makes herself come again and again.  There is no surprise there, but what makes it really hot is the rope around her neck that she tightens to help her get off.  What?  That and the lady juices running down the backs of her legs and ass.  Yes, that really happens.

Go watch Masquerade.  Right now.

Love,

Ginger

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This year, the AVN Awards are all about the parodies – even going as far as to have parody porns get their own category.  And because we are reviewing a few of this year’s nominees (the actual awards are this coming weekend), what better to review than one of the many parodies nominated.  Then, of course, it took a while to figure out which one to review, because there are way more than a few – and we’ve already reviewed a bunch as well.  Finally I decided on This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX.  I mean, honestly, how could I not?  In fact, I was pretty blown away that we hadn’t actually reviewed it yet.

Snapping up six 2012 AVN nominations  (Best Parody – Comedy, Best Screenplay – Parody, Best Actor – Evan Stone, Best Special Effects,  Best Art Direction, and Best Cinematography), this ‘80s movie pornofied features a bevy of household names like Evan Stone, James Deen, Ron Jeremy, Alexis Texas and more.  When you pair that with direction by renowned parody maker Axel Braun, you know you are going to get something good.

Now, it’s been a minute since I watched the original Ghostbusters, but from what I can tell, this dirty version does an excellent job of mixing the authentic awesomeness with lots of naughty action.  And Evan Stone really is fucking hilarious as Bill Murray’s Dr. Peter Venkman.  I guess since Ghostbusters is a pretty famous flick, they really didn’t need to bother with too much back story before starting in on the sexin’.  Within 5 minutes Stone has his giant cock all the way down Lily LaBeau’s creamy throat.  And about 5 minutes after that scene is finished, Alec Knight has his pants around his ankles and is screwing the very dead Alexis Texas, who is a ghostly maiden inhabiting the public library.  I guess that’s one way to catch a ghost, right?

Soon after, we meet Dana Barrett (Raven Alexis) who’s having some trouble with her apartment  being haunted.  Oh, you know, the same old ghostly activity of slinging hot dogs all willy-nilly at Dana and inhabiting a refrigerator and turning it into a tear in space/time/universe.  So, who does Dana call?  That’s right, the Ghostbusters!  *Cue theme music here* And while that’s awesome and all, the one I’ve really been excited to meet shows himself in scene 3 – Slimer!  That’s right, the green guy appears and slimes all over Evan Stone, and then jerks his slimy cock as they zap him into their little ghostly vault.  Very impressive special effects as well (definitely deserving of the nomination).

Ok, back to Dana, who is now Zuul.  “There is no Dana, only Zuul.” (Man, I forgot how much I love that line – hilarious.)  Peter Venkman is super into Dana and finds himself fucking Zuul now. Yum.  Alright, It seems that I’ve veered off into nostalgia and am going all over the place with this review.  You basically need to know three things about this flick to really sum it up:

1. It’s pretty fucking hilarious and if you like the original Ghostbusters and you like porn, you’ll like this.
2. The sex is really seriously hot.  Everyone who fucks is really hot too.
3. This movie basically deserves all the nominations it got.

That’s it.  Now go watch, because it’s amazing and you should definitely see for yourself.

Watch “This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX” Now!

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It’s AVN Award time again!  We are dedicating this week’s movie reviews to the nominees and showing them the love they deserve for getting noted as the cream of the crop of the adult industry.  Sure, we have a few pornos, performers, studios and directors that we’d like to add, but there are definitely some awesome names on the list.  Without further ado, I’ll get the party started with P.O.V. Punx 5.

Burning Angel movies show up regularly on the HotMoviesForHer blog and good reason.  They are awesome.  They are filled with tattooed hotties that are down to fuck.  Super stud muffins like James Deen and Brian Street Team (and beyond) supply the cock and know how to satisfy the ladies without question.  Joanna Angel has created a studio that has yet to fail my smut lovin’ soul.  Some are indeed better than others, but they all give me girl boners.

P.O.V. Punx 5 (nominated for Best POV Release) was damn hot.  I admit, I like getting to see the male’s facial expressions and porno-moves, but this flick was too hot to complain even once.  James Deen was behind the camera so it was fun (and different) to only get to see the cock of man I am familiar with and love to watch bang.  I was supper excited right off the bat because the very first scene stars Ana Diego who is from Philadelphia.  I was definitely proud to have her represent!  She has a glorious ass that Joanna herself admires so be sure to check it out.  She seemed a little nervous at first, but she let the freak out once it was time for business.  She takes James’s wang from behind, but really shines when she rides him.  She was no stranger to the blow job and definitely made magic happen there.  Yay Philly!

Who likes guns and who likes tattoos?  Me!  Yes, I admit it.  I like making things go pow.  Not to worry, I only use guns under the safest conditions.  There aren’t any firearms used in this movie, but Indigo Augstine sports two (what looks liks) Dessert Eagle tattoos on her chest.  Bad ass.  Dead sexy.  That is all.

What really sealed the deal on making this a super awesome P.O.V. porn was scene 5.  Kylee Kross delivers “amateur” Moretta as the day’s desert.  Wow.  This scene was ridiculous.  Moretta’s bright red hair gets a thumbs up, but her effing skills were off the charts.  Even still, what really put a tent in my pants was the shot of M riding James Deen and Kylee rubbing one out right behind her.  I liked that there was a female in charge and turned on by the situation.  It isn’t totally out of the ordinary, but it isn’t the norm for this genre.  I like watching girlies get off on dirt baggery.  Rock and fucking roll.

Long story short, P.O.V. Punx 5 gets my vote for Best POV Release.

Watch P.O.V. Punx 5 now!

Love,
Ginger

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So, here’s the thing about porn – when a dirty movie uses the word “weird,” they usually aren’t messing around.  Nine out of ten times a “weird” movie is gonna feature something out of the “ordinary,” or on the kinky fringes of the mainstream (think amputee fetishism and adult baby, cock and ball torture combos*).   And when I watch movies with weird in the title, I am well aware what I am signing up for, and I’m more often than not pretty excited about it.  Unfortunately for me, Girls Gone Weird Volume 1 isn’t even the least bit weird.  Only mildly kinky, with a few artsy features.

Now, don’t get me wrong – I’m not saying that this is a bad movie at all.  In fact, I definitely enjoyed it.  The sex is really hot and each scene features great angles and a variety of action.  I really liked the fast forwarded jerk off in scene 2.  There is totally something to be said about trying new and exciting things in porno.

As I said above, this flick offers up some light kink, with lots of straight up vanilla masturbation in between.  By light kink, I mean that it would be a great beginner video for folks looking to introduce kinky porn into their lives.  Especially people who prefer edgier and alt performers.

One thing I am going to be perfectly blunt about is that this “weird” porno is full to the hilt with some of the worst music I’s ever heard.  It’s a mix between electronic dance beats and some sort of Latin grooves at one point, and crazy alien music at other points.  I’d much rather have the music toned down and listen to moaning.  Oh well, there is always the mute button.

All in all, the name bugged me a ton, but the actual movie gets one thumbs up on my end.

(*Please note that I am not saying that these acts are wrong, bad or weird at all.  I am all for any act that gets folks excited, as long as it’s safe and consensual.  I am just illustrating the types of fetishes I’ve seen in “weird” porn.  Personally, I think “weird” equals awesome, so please don’t think that I am knocking anyone else’s kinks.)

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Oh Lexi Lowe, you crazy Brit you. We first meet Lexi while she is relaxing by the pool, enjoying her status as a kept woman in a Mediterranean mansion. Soon we learn that her life wasn’t always this bourgeoisie, and we get to hear the ‘rags-to-riches’ which got her to living in the lap of luxury. To be blunt about it – it’s all about pussy.

When her story begins, Lexi has never been with a woman, and downright freaks out the first time one touches her sexually. That same night, Lexi gets herself off while fantasizing about the friend that touched her pussy earlier in the day.

It doesn’t take her too long to realize that her attraction to women is growing, and she soon finds herself being ‘propositioned’ by a sexy businesswoman. I say ‘propositioned’ because neither woman actually talks about wanting to fuck each other, they just touch up on one another and find an excuse to head back to the businesswoman’s posh apartment. It takes the pair about two seconds to drop the pretenses and get their fuck on once they get in the door. And once Lexi has a taste of pussy, there is no going back for her.

Hungry for lady lovin’, Lexi spends the rest of the movie getting into her friends’ panties, until her friend Sasha introduces her to stripping and a bunch of lesbian cougars (you know, ‘older’ ladies that are looking for hot young things to get frisky with) that keeps her living the high life. Lexi and Sasha even have a super hot, champagne drenched three-way with a sexy cougar named Marilyn. Who doesn’t love a bit of sugar mama sweetness?

Thanks, Viv Thomas, for another amazing video full of beautiful women having incredible sex.

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I like classic porn.  Sure, it may be grainy, and yes, sometimes the sound doesn’t totally match up to the visuals, but there is something about a dirty movie that was made in the ‘70s that always warms my heart.  As a big queer feminist that rallies for sex-positive, female-focused porn, it’s true that classic movies don’t always sync up with my values, but for the most part, I am willing to retract my claws and just let the past be the past, and enjoy it for what it is.

Take ‘Love On The Beach,’ a ‘70s Grindhouse remaster.  Sure, they’ve just met on the cable car, but Carol is thrilled when Robert asks to walk her home, and even more excited when he mentions taking a trip to the beach, but only on the condition that she makes them lunch.  Yeah, my feminist hackles went up.  Dude, make your own damn sandwich.  And Carol, that guy could be Ted Bundy! Get to know him first!  I need to remind myself that first, this is the ‘70s, where life wasn’t quite so scary (except Ted Bundy was doing his thing in the ‘70s…), and second – this is PORN! I need to just chill out and watch the sexin!

Before any sexin’ happens, they pair strip down and play on the beach, which is pretty cute.  I will admit that my first thought was ‘if you were anywhere near San Francisco, that beach would be downright FREEZING,’ but instead of worrying about that, I focused on their real, hot bodies frolicking in the sea foam.  They look so excited and happy to be alive… and horny.  Soon they are in the sand getting busy.

Unlike most porno, these lovers take their time, caressing each other and lying together naked.  Carol goes into a super scary flashback of her last sexual encounter, which was an intense, violent sexual assault.   While I’ll admit that yes, it kills the mood, I’m glad they brought it up.  Porn never brings up sexual assault, so I think it’s empowering that this movie goes there… even if it is in a particularly graphic and uncomfortable scene.  As soon as that is finished, Robert goes into his own flashback, detailing his last sexual encounter, which was less than awesome (though not traumatizing like Carol’s).

Finally, a little more than half-way through this 50 min movie the action begins to heat up.  They continue to caress and kiss, moving to his hands on her pussy and her mouth on his cock – both with lovely close ups.  And then they fuck right in the sand (something I find horrific – you do not want sand anywhere near your pussy!), which comes off as super sexy and totally romantic.  They end with a delicious lunch and even more sex.

While this review was a little bit of a downer, I know, the movie was pretty decent and left me feeling like I watched something different than just straight up porno.

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I had to review Private Paare Ganz Intim 3.  Not because someone told me to.  Not because I heard it was good.  Not because it looked particularly interesting.  Not because my favorite performers were involved.  I was compelled to watch it because it is a soft core German porno.  I don’t generally care for soft core porn, but the idea of a German porn being anything other than hardcore insanity is just something I have to get my smut laden eyes on.  Of course all types of porn exists all across the spectrum, I just have personally never seen a soft core German porno.

Paare Ganz Intim 3 translates to “very intimate private couples”.  I’m not sure if these are real couples, but they sure are private.  As you would expect from a soft core porno, no genitals are shown.  It looks as though they are really doing it and have placed themselves in just the right positions to conceal any all of the goings-ons.  It might have actually been hot in a no penetration kind of way, but the music totally turned me off.  Imagine hotel lobby music from 1992 having sex with La Bouche and then giving birth to little music baby.  That was the soundtrack to this porno.

There are 3 scenes total.  Each couple has sensual sex, always edited and positioned to maintain soft core status.  I would have to say that scene two is the stand out scene.  The counter top “sex” is fun to watch and the redhead is just delicious. I like the way the third scene starts with a little solo masturbation action, but when the feaux sexing begins there were a few moments where I just wasn’t convinced that the lady half of the pair just want terribly into it.  Whether hard or soft, I prefer my porn with committed performers.

Paar Ganz Intim 3 defintiely doesn’t get movie of the year, but if you’re into soft core then you would enjoy it.

Watch Private Paare Ganz Intim 3 now!

Love,

Ginger

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I was already hunkered down watching a totally different movie when my co-worker came over to my desk to tell me about this movie.  He said he thought it looked like something right up my alley… and boy was he right!  I dropped that other movie faster than you can say ‘smacked ass’ and hit the play button on this super hot, red-bottomed number. (Just to note, I promise that I’ll finish my other review soon).

This newly released spanking flick is fantastic.  They don’t try to package it with any story, which I appreciate.  It’s not that I don’t like a story, even a ‘you’ve been a bad girl and you need a spanking’ story, but today, I am excited to just watch quality impact play interspersed with hot lesbian sex.

Another thing I really like about this European smack fest is that the cameraperson gives us a whole array of juicy angles, including close-ups from below and beautiful shots of her bright red ass.  As well, something totally related, but unrelated, is that the rich green color on the walls plays into the vibrant feeling of the scene.  What can I say, I like the way everything comes together.

Along with lots of shot angles, these ladies like to switch up positions and toys as well.  We get hand spanking, a long paddle, and a shorter paddle – mixed with ass up leaning over a desk, on her back with her legs over her head, and over-the-knee whacks.  All the variety is definitely appreciated.

Whatever way she whacks and whichever toys they use, the result is one hell of a bright red ass.  Thanks Scorched!

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Hello, Abigail Productions.  It has been a while.  I so missed the hot girl on girl sexin’ you always provide me with.  The femme super hotties always know how to make my day. The entirety of Guilty Pleasures 4 made today a hot fudge Fridae!  It is indeed a treat for the eyes.

Scene 1 really did me right with the Cadence St. John, Kayme Kai and Annie Cruz  threesome.  The sex was uber hot, but the setup made me laugh so that may have been what set it apart from the rest of the movie.  Cadence in all of her tattooed glory is chatting it up with Annie about their fuck-it list.  Get it, instead of bucket list?  Anywho, on that list was their new neighbor, Kayme.  Annie gives her a ring and tells her to come over right away.  My favorite part of this is that the phone is not even pretending to be attached to the wall.  Good times.  Kayme and Annie realize that neither of them particularly like their hubbies which then promps Cadence to suggest they go on a killing spree.  Wait, what?  I don’t know what happened there, but I do not that some intense fucking goes down.  At one point Cadence has the other two bent over the kitchen table while she has her fingers inside of both of them.  Yes!

Scene 5 is hot times 100.  Annie returns to bring this porno home.  Her and Capri Cavalli do it up right with lots of pussy licking.  Plus, the slow motion shot of Annie sinking her teeth into Capri’s ass is divine.  As always, the camera work is fantastic and the make up looks just lovely.

57 thumbs up for Guilty Pleasures 4.  Watch it now!

Love,

Ginger

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If there is one kind of porn I’ve never really been that into, it’s gang bang porn.  The thing that usually doesn’t appeal to me in this type of porn is that the lady being ‘banged’ pretty much becomes a cum bucket and the whole movie focuses on the dudes fucking her.  Bo-ring… well, at least to me.  What makes this movie different is that it’s not only Bobbi Starr getting fucked six ways to Sunday – it’s Bobbi Starr in the driver’s seat.  That’s right, Bobbi is in control, directing the action as she stars in it.  Hot, right?  And don’t think Bobbi Starr fucks around – this lady rocks nearly THREE HOURS of gang bang fun.  Man, oh man, I hope she took breaks…

Whether she is getting fucked in her pussy, her ass, her mouth, between her feet or more, Bobbi is a freaking rockstarr (ha, get it? Cause her name is Starr…).  She takes each cock like a champ, filling herself with as much dick as possible at all times.  Because why have one dick when you can enjoy three?  If you’ve got the holes available, why not use them.

One of the things I love best about this movie, and Bobbi Starr in general, is that it’s so easy to see how much she loves cock.  This gal is dick hungry!  Even when she’s getting it from every direction, you can tell how happy she is about it, as well as in total control of the whole thing.  It takes a few scenes of Bobbi with just one dude before the major group fucking takes place.  You know, to ease us in a little.  Leave it to Bobbi to make sure she’s even lubing up the audience.  Thanks Miss Starr.

I guess since this movie has more one-on-one sex than group fucking, I should probably clarify that it’s not a ‘gang bang’ flick, per se, but since those scenes are the ones that really caught my eye, they are the ones I focused on.  My favorite one-on-one scene is definitely scene three, with Rocco Reed.  At one point, Bobbi puts the camera on the floor, training it on the bed, where she rides Rocco cowgirl and gives us a seriously hot angle.  She even spends most of the scene turned around, looking at the camera.  Yum, Bobbi, yum.

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