Movie Reviews – Masturbation: Male

I dedicated this week’s Top Five Tuesday to one of my porno crushes, Dane Cross.  I almost put this movie on the list, but I chose to reserve it for its very own porno review.  One, because I have never seen him in a solo masturbation movie and two, because Chris Strokes (another one of my porno crushes) is up in the mix stroking his cock.  There are a total of 10 masturbating men in Handyman Volume 4 so there is bound to be one for everyone.  I am personally focusing my attention on Dane and Chris.

This movie is directed and narrated by Tina Tyler.  She briefly chats with her subjects, films them as they get off and interviews them after the fact.  The guys talk to the camera as if they’re talking to you. “I wish you were hear”, “I wish you were wrapped around my cock”, fairly standard dirty talk fare.  It is a little more genuine from some than others.  What I definitely DON’T like about this movie is the terrible hotel lobby back ground music.  It sucked because I wanted to hear what the guys were saying so I couldn’t mute it.  It isn’t the worst tragedy that I’ve faced in life, but it’s definitely a porno bummer.

We open up with our short chat with Chris Strokes. He is such a cutie.  He loves to give the camera the flirty eye brow raise – a little corny, but endearing.  Cut to his jerk off scene.  I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this before, but damn this boy has a big beautiful cock.  He is sporting 10 ½ inches solid man meat.  He looks great stroking it to and so do his toned chest and ab muscles.  He fakes us out a few times and tenses up like he is about to come before he actually does.  I don’t mind though, he grips the arm rest of his chair and we get to see his rippling delts and their nice striations.  Yeah, I like muscles, what of it?  He blows his load after he tells us to look at what we do to him (ala playing with his sticky pre-come).  During his post orgasm interview we find out that he likes the “exotic ladies” and spends 4 hours per day in the gym.

Dane Cross is up next.  He isn’t necessarily soft spoken, but he has a bit more shyness to him than our ballin’ boy, Chris.  We wake him up in bed and find that he his hiding his nice thick sizeable cock under the sheets.  As prescribed, he plays with himself and talks to the camera.  His words seem a little less genuine, as Dane is more of the “suck my cock now” type of guy rather than the “let me hold you” type of guy, but this just wasn’t that kind of porno.  He is shy, but dirty.  We already know this from his work, but I’ll point out that in the interview he mentions that he likes 180 girls that are similar to him.  By 180 he means he likes nice clean cut girls that are total dirt bags under the sheets (umm, allow me to introduce myself).  We watch Dane stroke it until he blows his load on himself and it is glorious.

I love watching solo masturbation movies as much as I love the crazy intense rough fucking movies.  Watching people get themselves off is just plain hot – their o-faces, the way their bodies tense and flex, their hand movements.  The fact that I got to watch two of my favorite dudes jerk off in the same movie was fan-fucking-tastic.

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Love,

Ginger Leigh

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As I’m sure you all can tell, this summer is flying by at lightning speeds!  I had already planned to review a male jerk off flick today and when I saw this particular title, I just knew I had to get it in before the summer months come to an end.  And with eight full scenes, this is the perfect movie to keep us going through til the temps begin to lower.

Speaking of temperatures, mine has definitely gone up in the time since I started watching this movie.  Playgirl DVD knows how to bring the hottest guys to the screen and feature them in the most alluring of ways.  These dudes don’t just grab their meat and start wanking – there is a little bit of build up with lots of nipple action and body caressing.  Yes the jerking is hot, but I want even the smallest amount of warm up – and these folks are happy to comply.

Anyone who complains that all the men in porn are unattractive has clearly never watched a Playgirl DVD movie.  All of these guys are totally ripped and handsome in both face and cock.  The cameras make sure to highlight each and every muscle, which definitely adds to the excitement as we watch their bodies tense and flex when they get more and more turned on.   I also really love that each guy has his own method of cock stroking.  It’s always a plus to see a little variety

One other thrill for me was to see that most of these scenes were actually shot outside, keeping with the summer theme.  So many pornos try to give a theme or main idea, and then end up falling totally flat, but not the folks over at Playgirl DVD.  IT’s the little things that make me happy, and this video is a two thumbs up for me!

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After Tuesday’s bout with the uber artsy girl-girl flick, I was in the mood for a nice slice of solo man meat.  One look at Criss Strokes’s long lean body and I was all in for Criss Strokes Solo.

This tall glass of milk sports one giant cock.  I’d say its average when it comes to girth, but this thing is long and strong and down to get the friction on.  It is one impressive and mesmerizing 10 inch dick that may have actually hypnotized me while I watched him jerk off.

In addition to having a beautiful cock, Criss has a nice chiseled body.  *I must interrupt this review to say that J.D. was just making sexy faces at me and her bubble gum fell out of her mouth and into her cleavage.  Hahahaha!  I heart her like you can’t even imagine.*  Anyway, Criss has a muscular bod, but isn’t too beefy and stuck together.  He tops off at 6’3” and looks like a dude I’d check out while passing by a basketball court.

Mr. Strokes plays with himself through his shorts and eventually strips down so we can watch him jerk off on the black leather couch.  He is watching some porno on the old boob tube so we get to see his focused masturbation faces.  I love this because his reactions aren’t forced for the camera.  He just strokes away until he comes on his stomach, smack in betwixt his defined obliques.

This short little smut clip is perfect for any of you pervy voyeurs like me out there.  Free of bells and whistles, you get so see a cute young stud stroke his massive dick as if he is all by himself on a Tuesday night.  2 thumbs up from this lover of solo cock stroking.

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After Monday’s burlesque and striptease extravaganza I decided it was time to show a little love to the boys.  Raw and Ready from Playgirl DVD features 8 sexy studs jacking off for your viewing pleasure.

These boys have toned bodies (not rippling with muscles) that they have no problem feeling up on and showing off.  Each takes their time, but not too much time, getting started.  They remove their clothes, caress their bodies and get down to business.  The business of stroking cock.

I have to say that Scene 2 starring Aaron Wilcoxxx was definitely the standout scene for me.  He gives off the detached/ tough vibe, never really making eye contact with the camera.  I always fall for those boys.  The scene opens with Aaron in a recording studio as removes his button up shirt and tie. He goes down to his black undershirt which gets removed shortly after.  He sits down at the sound board and looks as though he has had a long hard day that can only be made better by a good jerk off session.  I am a firm believer that masturbation is the best stress reliever.

Aaron shoves his hand down his pants and we can see him rubbing his dick.  I love this!  He unzips his pants and pulls out his dong, never taking his pants off all the way.  He gets to work on himself, stroking away.  As the intensity build he grabs the back of the chair and writhes in his seat.  Biting his lip and his eyes shut, I’d love to know what he is thinking about.  As he starts to come, the camera zooms in on and face and then down to his cock and stomach so we can watch him blow his load.  I like that we get to see both angles, but the shot turns black and white. Nothing was ruined, but I would have preferred to see the real deal in color.  Regardless, the scene is hot.

The rest of the gentlemen in Raw and Ready look great getting off, but Aaron Wilcoxxx is my kind of guy.  I definitely recommend this porno to you if you like watching dudes stroke their cocks.  I will point out that the music in Playgirl movies is generally pretty generic and a bit cheesy, but you can’t have it all.  Overall, this is a solid solo male masturbation movie.

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While I love watching all dudes jerk off, I have a special hard-on for watching skinny, barely legal skater boys stroking their cocks.  I’ve noticed that every time I go to review a male J/O video, I somehow end up with a young guy laying on a couch, getting busy next to his skateboard.  No complaints from this peanut gallery!

This time I find myself hanging out with the Sk8r’ Baters, a bunch of, you guessed it, skater boys, all jerking off for the camera.  They all spend a little bit of time staring at the camera and talking to it (sometimes about how straight they are, which means that this movie is probably targeted to gay dudes), all while keeping their attentions on the porno movies playing on an off screen tv.  It seems like some of the guys are first timers to the porno world, while others come off as way more relaxed.  Either way, each and every dude is the perfect amount of both aloof and horny – just like all the skaters I ever knew.

As much as I enjoy watching the jerking off, it’s dialogue (what small amounts if it there are) that keeps me coming back for more.  I think it’s seriously funny that every scene has to open with the guy holding his skateboard and talking about how he just went, or is about to go, skating.  It’s just so hilariously cheesy that I can’t help but find it totally endearing.  That might be a turn off for some folks, but for me it just ups the awesome factor.  Plus they are all coming on the same board – an amazing added bonus.

My favorite of the nine scenes was Jonathon Priest of scene five.  There is just something about how serious he looks that strikes my fancy.  He gets this glaring mean face while he watches the porno and strokes his hard cock – a gesture I assume is pure concentration and pleasure.  I also really like how he grips the board close to his chest so he can blow his big load all over it.  I mean really, what’s not to like about that?

I wish I knew some skating jargon to end this review, but I’ll just say that these dudes totally landed their tricks and made me one happy lady.

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I thought it was time to take another look at the COLT Minute Men Solo Series. I know there are a lot of ladies out there who love to watch these muscular men work their cocks and show off those perfect bodies!

Volume 32 brings us three more gorgeous men, Jason Adonis, Romario Faria and Nate Karlton, who obviously get off on the idea of being watched by thousands of people! Sadly, the guys all have a similar look, so there’s not a ton of variety here, but you get to see their personalities too which couldn’t be any more different!

My favorite of the three was Jason Adonis – a guy I’ve been waiting to check out for quite some time. He opens the film by showing off his cut body before getting down to it and jerking his cock until it explodes. He’s been an exclusive model for a couple of companies I’m not really into, so it’s nice to finally see this 6’2″ stud in action!

If you are an Adonis fan, you can all see a behind the scenes look at his photo shoot in scene four. It’s nothing that’s really wank worthy, but a pretty cool look at the industry.

I also recommend watching Nate Karlton’s footage. He gets right down to business and I just loved the way he stares into the camera as he gets himself off. It’s the most intimate of the scenes and one that convinced me to add Karlton to my list of guys to stalk on the site.

My favorite thing about this series is that you really get a chance to check out each guy from head to toe. A lot of solo JO flicks are nothing more than a bored guy staring at a tv and lazily jerking off with his jeans around his ankles. Watching a guy show off like this is so much more fun!

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This one is for everyone out there who loves to drool over big, muscular men. I may not sleep with men, but I can surely appreciate the results of years of hard work of weight training.

For those of you who are looking for hardcore, you probably aren’t going to be interested in this Colt Video release. However, if you love watching a hulking stud model and pose showing off every inch of his sculpted body, you’re going to love Legendary Bodies 2.

First up, we’ve got Johnny Cruise, who looks like an army major and has the body of a god. For over thirty minutes, you can watch him strip down and flex while the sun shines down on every muscle. After he peels off his blue speedo, we learn he’s big everywhere! Whether he’s showing off his biceps or floating on a pool lounge, he’s a wonder to watch!

Skye Woods shows off for us next and is the biggest of the four men. I’ve seen Woods bottom a few times now and he’s definitely a guy to check out if you like massive men who love to get bent over. Personally, he’s a little too big for me and this was my least favorite scene. However, if you’re interested in watching a big dude work out, you might like it!

Kent Logan follows Woods into the gym, and is a little more my taste. Sadly, the men don’t interact, but you do get to see another guy hit the weights. You can see every single muscle on Logan’s defined body as he works out hard.

Finally, we’ve got one of my favorite Colt men, Adam Champ. I love the fact that he’s hairy and it surely doesn’t take away from the oogling experience. He’s definitely the most masculine man, although he does do bicep curls with the same weight as I do for some reason…

This is a softcore movie that features some of Colt’s most perfectly built men ever. If you love the male form, this is one for you!

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It’s been a while since I’ve reviewed a Jerk Off video, so I went on a mission to track down some hot solo action and stumbled upon Amateur Straight Guys.

I have no clue who the six studs cast are, but am pretty impressed that this small studio tracked down a cast that is so damn good looking. Square jaws, muscular bodies and big dicks abound in this one and once I saw that I wasn’t all that concerned with their names!

I was impressed right away as director Sebastian Sloane brought out a muscular guy with a great piece on his arm. He looked great in his white boxer briefs, but even better out of them! He spends the entire time on the couch, but was definitely into the scene. I loved watching him jack off while scowling at the camera and by the time he busts a nut I knew I’d be recommending him to you!

Scene three takes place in a shower and is also worth a watch if you like skinnier guys. He’s the smallest guy in the movie, but still very fit. You’ll get to see every muscle in his body as he poses and works his cock. He’s also got a very sexy happy trail!

I swear I’ve seen the guy in scene four before, but I just can’t place him. Regardless, his scene was my favorite because he really took the time to show off his whole body. He wasn’t the most handsome cast member, but has a great body and enthusiasm that is unmatched by the other men. I didn’t even notice how great the kitchen he was wanking in was until I went back and looked at the screenshots and I love that kind of crap. Nice job mystery masturbator!

Overall, this is a nice collection of JO scenes. If you like smooth, muscular dudes, take a look.

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If you’re a fan of classic gay porn, you’re probably well aware of Bijou already. They have amassed, without a doubt, the best collection of old school man on man action over the years.

Today I’m reviewing an old JO flick from the Old Reliable line. Rick is a rough hustler who looks like the lead singer of a hipster band sponsored by PBR. From the hat and tight ironic t-shirt, to that perfect porno mustache, he’s everything you could ever hope for in an early 80s porn star.

Of course, you shouldn’t let my stereotyping turn you away from this one. Rick has an incredible body and works the camera almost as expertly as he works his thick cock.

I’ll be honest and say there’s no way I’d ever sit down and watch all hour and forty minutes of this movie, but I did enjoy flipping through the beginning where he lifts weights and rips off his shirt. He’s a really funny dude.

Once he gets down to business, he puts on quite a show stroking his cock. There’s also something about the cigar that I love. I think I’ll credit my appreciation of men with cigars to the amazing Buck Angel!

While this isn’t a movie that I’d watch to put me in the mood, I really enjoy watching old stuff like this. Somewhere out there, someone has a really rad Uncle just waiting until their nephew is old enough to share stories about their days in XXX!

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There are officially five days left until Christmas, so I thought I’d better get to the XXXMas reviews! There’s something special about combining Santa and solo sex, so today I’m talking about a hot JO scene from Diamond Picture’s Jim Redford.

With a ripped body, thick dick and killer smile, Redford is the perfect guy to watch tackle two fleshlights this holiday season.

Speaking of fleshlights, if any of you ladies are looking for a last minute gift, this masturbator is the Rolls Royce of things to stick your dick in. I’m guessing your guy will love you if you splurge on one of them.

Anyways, this is a really fun holiday flick if you’re into watching hot guys jerk off. Redford is a really playful guy and I found myself smiling as he unwrapped his presents and put them to good use! There is a down side to fleshlights because you can’t see his cock most of the time, but watching the way his body moves and his O face totally makes up for it.

Let me just say that if you’re into abs, you’re going to love this guy. He’s super hot and totally in lust with that Superskin sleeve wrapped around his cock. At the end of the last two scenes, you do get to see him work his cock with his hand as he expertly jerks off until he comes.

What a fine way to kick off my XXXmas celebration. Who knows what Santa will leave under the tree for tomorrow!

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