Category Archives: Masturbation: Female

Go Watch: Not The Wizard Of Oz XXX

Without a doubt, this movie is pretty much the most hilarious and comedic, cinematically entertaining, and downright drrrty flick we’ve ever reviewed. Topping the charts for yet another week, Will Ryder’s Not The Wizard of Oz XXX porn parody has been garnering attention like its showing its boobs at happy hour, and that shocked me into watching my first parody ever in its entirety. It’s a musical, and all but one star got to sing their own parts. Lotta Dees voice subbed in for Maddy O’Reilly (Dorothy), and although the lip-syncing isn’t all that impressive, Lotta’s voice was perfect for carrying on … Continue reading Go Watch: Not The Wizard Of Oz XXX

Sinn Sage Loves Girls – Sweetheart Video

Sinn Sage is the first person I have ever seen who fucks like I would like to think I fuck. I have watched many a porno in my day and constantly find myself whinging that I can’t seem to find a pornstar or porn in general that represents the essence of what I love about fucking and how I like to fuck. Until I discovered Sinn Sage. Produced by Sweetheart Videos and directed by Nica Noelle, Sinn Sage Loves Girls is a great film and not just because it stars Sinn Sage (and her glorious ass) in every scene. The … Continue reading Sinn Sage Loves Girls – Sweetheart Video

Happy Easter Fucking!

Incase you didn’t know, Easter porn is totally a thing. Yep. To be honest though, it’s pretty much just pornstars in bunny ears, fucking like out of control rabbits. But hey, I’d rather see that than fucking that literally themed itself around celebrating the resurrection of Christ. Imagine it. Go on. Jizzus Christ. Res-erection. Hmm. Anyway, behold! Three Easter-themed pornos to make your Easter weekend just that little bit filthier! Hop to it! Easily my top pick for a little Easter weekend masturbation has to go to scene one of Anal Acrobats. The scene features butt magician Dana DeArmond, hardcore … Continue reading Happy Easter Fucking!

Girlfriends Caught Masturbating

Women getting themselves off with little pomp and circumstance – now that’s what I call a fabulous week opener.  I haven’t spent too much time with, but when I ran across this video of beautiful, natural girls jerking off and clearly enjoying themselves, I knew I had to stop and take a peek. Starting with scene one I was already totally engrossed.  I love that this lady masturbates by rubbing up against her purse, grinding her clit into it.  We don’t get humping and grinding much in masturbation porn, so it’s a real treat to come across (pun intended!).  … Continue reading Girlfriends Caught Masturbating

Cleo’s Sunny Afternoon

The moment I opened the site this morning, I took one look at Cleo’s Sunny Afternoon and said “I want to go to there.”  Oh yeah, I quoted television to talk about porno.  For real though, it was the first movie I saw when I opened the site this morning and I really did stop in my tracks.  Who is this Cleo and why have I never seen her before?  Fresh faced, bespectacled, curvy, tattooed and deliciously hairy – just what the smut peddler ordered to heat us up on this cold, wintery morning!  Thank you Naughty Natural! Seriously, I really … Continue reading Cleo’s Sunny Afternoon

Smoking Masturbaters 1

Let’s be real, smoking cigarettes is a totally gross habit.  You know it, I know it, and every smoker ever knows it.  While that is true, it also stands to reason that there seems to be some sexy allure to watching someone take a drag off a cigarette and blow the smoke out.  Whether it’s the cool factor that’s ingrained from our high school years, or the fact that it reminds us of cock sucking or some other oral fixation, it’s just a fact that it gets some of us off. Surprisingly, this is the very first smoking movie I … Continue reading Smoking Masturbaters 1

Horny & Alone

Usually if a movie is titled “Horny & Alone,” I expect to see a whole bunch of people jerking off… by themselves.  That’s why I was a little confused when I started watching this recently added AbbyWinters flick and realized that 4 out of the 7 scenes of the movie are women either getting busy together or masturbating next to each other.  Now, I’m not saying that I am opposed to this, but I will admit that I was definitely caught off guard by the togetherness of these “alone” women.  Does it count to say you are by yourself when … Continue reading Horny & Alone

After The Christmas Party

While everyone is making themselves crazy getting presents together and making sure the Christmas tree is perfectly trimmed, there are some of us that are excited about the annual awesomeness that is holiday parties.  There is something distinctly magical about gatherings this time of year and lucky for us,  Eve Angel agrees and is ready to show us just how merry she can get. Starting this quickie (only 16 minutes) out lounging on an overstuffed leather couch, Eve takes her time slowly stripping layer after layer and caressing her body lovingly.  She makes sure to look into the camera and … Continue reading After The Christmas Party

Hands On Orgasms 7

I like watching women orgasm.  It’s just a fact.  Whether they are getting there on their own, or getting assistance, I am always excited to see real orgasms on screen.  It only makes sense that I would like a studio like Femorg, which specializes in spotlighting female orgasms in all their delicious variety.  While most Femorg flicks are women masturbating, this one is slightly different because here they are getting a little handy help from their friendly cameraman. Focusing on the women’s pleasure, the cameraman here is literally just a hand and an arm that plays with their clits and … Continue reading Hands On Orgasms 7

Intimate Urges

There is something so exciting about watching women masturbate.  Maybe it’s the still taboo nature of it all, or maybe it’s just fun to see someone bringing themselves pleasure.  Whatever it is, it is exhilarating!  Today I decided to take that thrill ride with one of my favorite smutty studios, AbbyWinters!  Known for featuring fresh-faced, natural women, either masturbating or having sex with each other, AbbyWinters always offers up really satisfying sexy action.  And Intimate Urges does not disappoint. One of my favorite scenes from this eight scene flick is the first scene, with Hayden, a pretty blonde with a pixie … Continue reading Intimate Urges