Movie Reviews – Masturbation: Female

Today I watched my first JoyOfSpex porno and I’m officially hooked.  This particular porno was reviewed back in 2008, but it is definitely worth revisiting.  I’ve always thought that girls with glasses were hot so this flick did me right.

I rarely get to sit and watch an entire porno from start to finish.  Believe it or not, they actually expect us to do something other that sit around and watch smut all day.  Since this flick was only a little over 20 minutes long, I actually watched it in its entirety.  For the first half, we listen to Zille talk about her glasses and how much she hated them until she discovered that some folks actually get turned on by a pair of specs.  She also reminisces about a sexual experience with her best friend in college.  I have to say, I totally judged a book buy its cover.  When I looked at her picture, I totally expected this shy little voice to come out.  I assumed she would be nervous and uneasy.  Well, you already know what happens when we assume.  She had a very mature and confident voice.  Zille was totally comfortable in front of the camera and had no problem getting down to the business of masturbation.

She removes everything except her matching bra and panty set and goes about caressing herself through the material.  She makes it a point to mention how nice it is to feel herself through the fabric.  I like that and totally agree.  She definitely gets lost in herself which is always a good thing.  I prefer people to masturbate for themselves, not the camera!  Her perfectly manicured fingertips work over her triple pierced pussy for a bit.  It is quite nice, but it isn’t the best part.  No, the best part is when Zille proceedes to remove her glasses from her face and uses them to finish herself off.  She presses and rubs one of the lenses against her clit and it isn’t long before she gets off off.  Points for incorporating the theme!  Wow.  She is totally into it and I love hearing the sound of her glasses clang against her piercings.  Details are important.

I am a JoyOfSpex fan for life now!  If you’re into cute girls with glasses and a porno with an intimate feel, then you will be too.

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Love,

Ginger

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If there was one thing I would wish for all porno to feature, it would be real female pleasure.  Sure there are a whole slew of movies out there that offer up women really having orgasms, but in the grand scheme of the porno world, it’s not an overarching theme.  Luckily there are some studios, like Femorg, that focus specifically on ladies getting off, and usually on them getting there themselves.  Because female masturbation is still so taboo in our culture, it’s extra important that we are talking about it, and shining a spotlight on flicks that give it the props it deserves.  On that note, we give you Climax!, a collection of 18 women enjoying their bodies and bringing themselves to, you guessed it, climax.

Packed into a little more than an hour, this self-love extravaganza skips all the solo romancing and the like and goes straight to the buzzing action.  Yep, while many women use their fingers to orgasm, most of the gals featured here bust out their faithful vibrating friends to get the job done.  At least the vibes are totally different, running the gamut from remote controlled egg, to Hitachi, to hard plastic vibrating dildos.

There is something so exciting about watching a bunch of women climax in a row.  I love seeing all the different types of orgasms and hearing the variety of moans and groans.  Some ladies are big and loud about it, while others develop a delicious chest flush, but barely make a peep.  And some women prefer to lie on their backs, while others are totally into their ass being in the air.  What I love best is knowing that each and every one of these women are getting off the way that they like best, with no one telling them how to enjoy it.

There are a couple of scenes where there are more than one person in the action, whether they be getting off themselves or helping by holding the vibrator or allowing the women who is getting off to give them oral sex.  There are even some scenes where all we see is a vulva and vagina up close enjoying a vibrator, without any video of the rest of their bodies.  I like that all of these types of scenes are mixed in – it gives the film a little more depth.  I mean, don’t get me wrong – I’d be happy to watch women going at it all day no matter what, but adding in those other angles, or more than one person, definitely broke up the video so it didn’t feel like I was watching the same thing over and over.

I give Femorg two big thumbs, and two buzzing vibrators, up!

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Over the last four and a half years of reviewing porn, I’ve noticed that there are very specific things I enjoy in my dirty movies, and that they change from genre to genre.  For example, in my queer porn, I like there to be an awesome soundtrack, and when I watch hetero movies, I prefer to see shots from below, giving me lots of good penetration angles.  In the same vein, when it comes to solo lady jerk off flicks, I really enjoy a stationary camera and no music.  While there are a few studios that bring those particular features to the female masturbation movies table, the one I find myself frequenting more often than not is none other than AbbyWinters.com.

Whether they are offering up ladies getting themselves or each other off, AbbyWinters.com always dishes out the hottest in natural women having amazing orgasms.  And really, what more could you ask for?  Repeating their tried and true method of mostly stationary cameras, continuous shots and unscripted action, this awesome Australian studio gives us yet another masturbation masterpiece with Girls Alone.

With ten scenes packed into roughly an hour and forty minutes, Girls Alone is just that – lots of girls alone, pleasuring themselves the ways they really get off.  We get hand in vaginas, fingers rubbing clits, toys tickling pussies, women standing up, laying down, on their backs, on their bellies, in front of mirrors and even one pair grinding themselves against each other (ok, so I guess they aren’t all alone).  Now that’s what I call variety!  And each scene is totally void of music or noise in the background – just moaning, groaning, buzzing (if applicable) and those deliciously wet sounds that lady business tends to make when aroused.

All I can say is – what a fabulous way to start the weekend off right!  I’m thinking I might just bring scenes 4 and 10 home with me for some ‘off the clock’ revisiting.

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I wouldn’t say that I have a particular fetish for glasses, but when it comes to these JoyOfSpex movies, I can’t seem to get enough.  Whether the ladies are going solo, or with a friend, I am totally transfixed by the screen, unable to look away for the entirety.  Good thing these movies are quickies, usually ranging around 20 or so minutes, or I’d never get any other work done!

Ava, the shy redhead in today’s masturbation movie, is super cute, starting her scene off with a little conversation about the first time she started wearing glasses, which was while she was in boot camp for the Air Force. Who doesn’t love a girl in uniform? Yum.

She also goes on about her sexual history and tells us how she first got started having sex.  I love that says she didn’t think of herself as a slut – more of an opportunist.  Then she starts talking about masturbation and shows us her “little friend” – a giant blue vibrator with a red tip.  Yeah, Ava, there is nothing little about that thing.  Anyway, on to the jerking off.

Ava tries out some caramel lube this time around, giving it a quick taste before rubbing it all over her nipples and licking it off.  Though her shirt comes off pretty early, I like that she takes her sweet time with her bottoms, moving them over to the side instead of straight up pulling them off.  There is just something extra dirty about pulling your panties over, if you ask me.

I also love that Ava spends a while rubbing her giant vibrator all over the outside of her pussy, over her panties.  Sure ,we get a ton of time with the vibe directly on her clit and inside her pussy, but I really enjoy the added anticipation that comes before the panties come off.  But once they do, Ava pours on the caramel lube and  give us a hand show, which includes rubbing her butthole a little bit too.  Everything is better when you bring a little butthole into the mix!

Once big blue enter the scene, Ava breaks into fits of moans.  The subtle flush on her cheeks highlights just how hot she is getting and lets us know that, yes, those moans are 100% real.  And all that writhing around the bed?  Yeah, girl cannot help herself.  There are no explosive orgasms, but Ava definitely gets herself off in her own fashion.  Eh, I’d rather have a real, quiet orgasm than a screaming climax that is a total faker.

Watch “JoyOfSpex: Ava” now!

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Sometime’s when I am reviewing a movie, the only words that I seem able to get down on paper are “yum… yum…  and yum.” And this particular porno has me babbling AND drooling all over myself, so really, I’m pretty sure I am enjoying it.  How could I not, with Sophia St. James all stretched out like the diva she is, working herself over with a njoy Eleven?  That’s a little piece of Heaven right there.

It also doesn’t help that St. James is getting all hot and bothered from taking a peek at that Original Plumbing Magazine, since I too have spent some time with those delicious pages, and I am totally not surprised that Sophia would be compelled to get off after reading through.  Again, yum.

But let us not forgo talking about Sophia St. James, herself.  Originally finding queer porn accidently while laid up with a broken bone, St. James quickly found herself making some of the hottest queer smut flicks known to date.  I pretty much love this story and watching her jerk off with a giant piece of metal is really just the cherry on top for me.

All soft curves and big, full breasts, St. James is so fucking hot!  She whines and moans right through the screen, making the viewers squirm right along.  And since this is a TROUBLE Films flick directed by Courtney Trouble, you know that every single bit of action is 100% real.

One of the things I love most about Trouble’s movies is that she is big into making sure that her films feature diverse bodies – and not in an exploit-y, porno way.  Sophia is a West Indian femme queer with an awesomely hot BBW body and just is what she is, without the box cover screaming some awful body-negative, racially-motivated crap.  I’m not saying that all porn does that, but yes, I see some that does, and I feel the need to tout the studios that don’t buy into that mentality.  So thanks, Trouble.  And thank you Sophia St. James.  I plan to bring this flick home for the weekend!

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Today I had a craving to watch Andy San Dimas get it on, so what better to do than check out a whole movie of just her!  That’s right – all Andy, all the time!  I’ll be the first to point out that the movie title has her listed as Andi (though her name is spelled with a “y”), and from what I can tell, she started the series under the name Andi Crush.  I don’t know if anyone else cares, but it would drive me nuts, so I needed to pass along that info. Anyway, let’s get to the review!

Starting out with an interview where Andy talks about turning twenty and how she starting off in porn.  It takes her a little while before she gets into any action, though she does play with her tits a bunch as she chats.  By the time she stops talking and starts fooling around – over 25 mins in – I was totally ready for it.  I like me some interviews, but nearly half an hour of just talk got real boring for me.  I’m sure some folks love it, but I was over it after about 10 minutes.

After the chatting, Andy hops on a sybian for the first time and shows us just how much she likes to get fucked by a machine.  Before she can really get into it, she has to change out the dick because it is too big for her small little pussy.  Sure it delays the action even more, but it feels like being teased in a good way this time around.  It’s so worth the wait – Andy is totally into it once she gets going. Hot!  She even makes her goal and gets it on full blast. Good work, San Dimas!

After a good about of time riding the old sybian, Andy goes to town on a giant dildo, giving it some amazing head.  Yum.  Girl can suck!  And lastly we get a sexy little dance to White Zombie (or something that sounds just like it).  Knee-high platform boots and no panties are the perfect send off for this flick. Thanks Andy!

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I’ve said it before and I will say it again, there is not much sexier than watching a woman get off.  From their swollen pussy lips to the moans of pure, unadulterated pleasure – it is definitely one of my favorite parts of porno.  And lucky us, we’ve just posted a new addition to our collection of movies from Femorg, the studio dedicated to featuring female orgasms (hence the name).  This time Femorg is back with the second in a series dedicated to getting up close and personal with each pussy as they orgasm.  Yum and yum!

Each of the five scenes offer up a few different women getting off, which really packs this compilation with a plethora of coming coochies!

Sometimes we get faces and tits along with our close ups, sometimes not, but each vag kicks up the action to give us an amazing orgasm that rocks the screen.  Whether they are using vibes or just their fingers, these ladies are on a mission and make sure to deliver!

I love watching women get off no matter what, but there is something extra hot about watching their bits up close.  You can see every pulse and quiver, which really is exceedingly sexy.  I love looking at the muscles in their legs and pussy lips tense and flex as the women go over the edge into climax.  It’s a beautiful experience that I am thrilled is documented on film.

Thanks Femorg!

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“Six sexy tales of women in charge of their pleasure!”  The initial description of this awesome collection of vignettes is the exact reason why I love it so much.  While porno sometimes tends to get a bad rap, especially surrounding women, it’s movies like this that prove just how awesome and empowering lady focused smut can be!   I won’t say that I know much about Libido Films, but their statement of producing hand-crafted erotic entertainment for women and couples is so right on the money.

Of course I enjoy all types of porn movies, but it’s really the flicks where women take their sexual pleasure into their own hands (be it through masturbation or just being an active participant) that get me extra excited.  I am a firm proponent of super visible female sexuality and love to see ladies that know what they want, when they want it, and exactly how to get it!  How HOT is that?!?

Each of these six scenes brings a different energy to the table – from overtly bossy top, to jerking off in the privacy of an attic construction project.  And speaking of that project… want to know an instant way to this gal’s heart?  Make a scene of someone jerking off with tools.  Done!  You are my BFF!  What can I say, I’m easy!  Scene one’s toolbox solo fuck fest is so very, very hot – especially since she keeps both her tool belt AND her work boots on.  Yum.

All-in-all, this great female-tastic video is totally worth a watch! Go Libido Films!  I can’t wait to check out Part 2!

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Real Orgasms is just that; girls getting themselves off the way they would any day of the week.   That may have me sound like I’m less than excited about this movie, but quite the opposite is true.  While I love rough fucking and dirty pervy sex, I also love just watching girls masturbate.  Watching chicks do what they need to do to come is a hug turn-on.  Abby Winters movies never fail to deliver on that front.

The entirety of Real Orgasms is filled with young ladies rubbing, fingering and sex toy-ing their way to orgasm, but I’m going to focus this review on scene 3 starring pink haired Gem.  I’m not sure if it was the bright colors, but she caught my eye in this one.  She gets it done toy-free in the back seat of a car.

We get a look her and all of her cuteness with her rainbow bright t-shirt, polka dotted panties and pink and blue striped leg warmers.  Her big purple ring is a nice touch.  She rubs herself through her panties and eventually pulls her panties to her knees a spreads her legs.  So hot!  She lifts up her shirt just above her pierced-nippled tits.  Eventually it all comes off, except for the leg warmers, but I had to mention the clothes because I love watching people getting down and dirty with their clothes still half on.

Gem goes back and forth between rubbing her clit and vulva and fingering herself.  When she slides her 2, and later 3, fingers in, we can hear the sounds of a wet pussy.  She continues on for a bit and we can tell she is reaching about to come as she grasps her thigh and her body stiffens up.  She rubs herself into orgasm as her body convulses and we hear the soft moans and her eyes squeeze tight.  She sinks into the car seat and soothes her little pussy.  Too. Hot.

As expected, Real Orgasms was a totally winner on the solo masturbation front.  There are a couple of scenes featuring shared masturbation, so it’s there for the enjoyment.  If you like orgasms, then you will like this movie.

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I know when I’m primping I wear sexy clothes and get the overwhelming urge to masturbate with my beauty products.  It happens all of the time.  One minute I’m putting the finishing touches on my hair and BAM!  Suddenly I’m handle-deep with my hair brush.  I can’t even take the time to remove my heels and stockings.  No way.

Okay, so I’ve never been “handle-deep” with any of my grooming tools.  In fact, that entire paragraph was a lie.  Celeste, however, is no stranger to it in this 1970’s porn clip from HotOldMovies. We enter the scene with this blonde beauty brushing her hair and gazing into a hand-held mirror.  Apparently she turns herself on because it isn’t long before she exposes her breasts and begins to play with herself.  Narcissist!  I can’t really blame her, though.  She is easy on the eyes in that 1970’s ultra femme way, complete with long blonde hair and red fingernails.

Celeste works herself over while standing with her leg up and moves to the bed.  She uses the mirror to get a better view of her solo action.  Why wouldn’t she?  We get plenty of close-ups as well as she takes care and calculates every move.  From her clit rubbing with her panties pulled to the side to a finger in the butt, Celeste puts on quite the show.  This is all well and good, but nothing compares to the brush and mirror DP action.  Yes, I mentioned this in the beginning, but you didn’t know the mirror was in involved in some hot anal lovin’, did ya?  That’s right!  You also didn’t know that the mirror was in on the vagina action!

I’m not one to question people’s choices when it comes to masturbation.  If you like it and you’re not hurting anyone else, go ahead and do what you do, but I have some questions regarding Celeste.  Are the brush and mirror phthalates free?  Did she sterilize them before using?  Is she planning on sharing them with a friend?  I need answers!  I probably won’t get them, but at the very least I can rest assured that the brush has a flared based which makes it “safe” for anal play.

I like reviewing simple solo movies from time to time and Celeste certainly stood out with its interesting use of props.  If you like the old stuff, then this movie is worth the mere eight minutes and thirty seconds it takes to watch it.  You can at least satisfy your curiosity.

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