Movie Reviews – Masturbation: Female

I wouldn’t say that I have a particular fetish for glasses, but when it comes to these JoyOfSpex movies, I can’t seem to get enough.  Whether the ladies are going solo, or with a friend, I am totally transfixed by the screen, unable to look away for the entirety.  Good thing these movies are quickies, usually ranging around 20 or so minutes, or I’d never get any other work done!

Ava, the shy redhead in today’s masturbation movie, is super cute, starting her scene off with a little conversation about the first time she started wearing glasses, which was while she was in boot camp for the Air Force. Who doesn’t love a girl in uniform? Yum.

She also goes on about her sexual history and tells us how she first got started having sex.  I love that says she didn’t think of herself as a slut – more of an opportunist.  Then she starts talking about masturbation and shows us her “little friend” – a giant blue vibrator with a red tip.  Yeah, Ava, there is nothing little about that thing.  Anyway, on to the jerking off.

Ava tries out some caramel lube this time around, giving it a quick taste before rubbing it all over her nipples and licking it off.  Though her shirt comes off pretty early, I like that she takes her sweet time with her bottoms, moving them over to the side instead of straight up pulling them off.  There is just something extra dirty about pulling your panties over, if you ask me.

I also love that Ava spends a while rubbing her giant vibrator all over the outside of her pussy, over her panties.  Sure ,we get a ton of time with the vibe directly on her clit and inside her pussy, but I really enjoy the added anticipation that comes before the panties come off.  But once they do, Ava pours on the caramel lube and  give us a hand show, which includes rubbing her butthole a little bit too.  Everything is better when you bring a little butthole into the mix!

Once big blue enter the scene, Ava breaks into fits of moans.  The subtle flush on her cheeks highlights just how hot she is getting and lets us know that, yes, those moans are 100% real.  And all that writhing around the bed?  Yeah, girl cannot help herself.  There are no explosive orgasms, but Ava definitely gets herself off in her own fashion.  Eh, I’d rather have a real, quiet orgasm than a screaming climax that is a total faker.

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Sometime’s when I am reviewing a movie, the only words that I seem able to get down on paper are “yum… yum…  and yum.” And this particular porno has me babbling AND drooling all over myself, so really, I’m pretty sure I am enjoying it.  How could I not, with Sophia St. James all stretched out like the diva she is, working herself over with a njoy Eleven?  That’s a little piece of Heaven right there.

It also doesn’t help that St. James is getting all hot and bothered from taking a peek at that Original Plumbing Magazine, since I too have spent some time with those delicious pages, and I am totally not surprised that Sophia would be compelled to get off after reading through.  Again, yum.

But let us not forgo talking about Sophia St. James, herself.  Originally finding queer porn accidently while laid up with a broken bone, St. James quickly found herself making some of the hottest queer smut flicks known to date.  I pretty much love this story and watching her jerk off with a giant piece of metal is really just the cherry on top for me.

All soft curves and big, full breasts, St. James is so fucking hot!  She whines and moans right through the screen, making the viewers squirm right along.  And since this is a TROUBLE Films flick directed by Courtney Trouble, you know that every single bit of action is 100% real.

One of the things I love most about Trouble’s movies is that she is big into making sure that her films feature diverse bodies – and not in an exploit-y, porno way.  Sophia is a West Indian femme queer with an awesomely hot BBW body and just is what she is, without the box cover screaming some awful body-negative, racially-motivated crap.  I’m not saying that all porn does that, but yes, I see some that does, and I feel the need to tout the studios that don’t buy into that mentality.  So thanks, Trouble.  And thank you Sophia St. James.  I plan to bring this flick home for the weekend!

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Today I had a craving to watch Andy San Dimas get it on, so what better to do than check out a whole movie of just her!  That’s right – all Andy, all the time!  I’ll be the first to point out that the movie title has her listed as Andi (though her name is spelled with a “y”), and from what I can tell, she started the series under the name Andi Crush.  I don’t know if anyone else cares, but it would drive me nuts, so I needed to pass along that info. Anyway, let’s get to the review!

Starting out with an interview where Andy talks about turning twenty and how she starting off in porn.  It takes her a little while before she gets into any action, though she does play with her tits a bunch as she chats.  By the time she stops talking and starts fooling around – over 25 mins in – I was totally ready for it.  I like me some interviews, but nearly half an hour of just talk got real boring for me.  I’m sure some folks love it, but I was over it after about 10 minutes.

After the chatting, Andy hops on a sybian for the first time and shows us just how much she likes to get fucked by a machine.  Before she can really get into it, she has to change out the dick because it is too big for her small little pussy.  Sure it delays the action even more, but it feels like being teased in a good way this time around.  It’s so worth the wait – Andy is totally into it once she gets going. Hot!  She even makes her goal and gets it on full blast. Good work, San Dimas!

After a good about of time riding the old sybian, Andy goes to town on a giant dildo, giving it some amazing head.  Yum.  Girl can suck!  And lastly we get a sexy little dance to White Zombie (or something that sounds just like it).  Knee-high platform boots and no panties are the perfect send off for this flick. Thanks Andy!

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I’ve said it before and I will say it again, there is not much sexier than watching a woman get off.  From their swollen pussy lips to the moans of pure, unadulterated pleasure – it is definitely one of my favorite parts of porno.  And lucky us, we’ve just posted a new addition to our collection of movies from Femorg, the studio dedicated to featuring female orgasms (hence the name).  This time Femorg is back with the second in a series dedicated to getting up close and personal with each pussy as they orgasm.  Yum and yum!

Each of the five scenes offer up a few different women getting off, which really packs this compilation with a plethora of coming coochies!

Sometimes we get faces and tits along with our close ups, sometimes not, but each vag kicks up the action to give us an amazing orgasm that rocks the screen.  Whether they are using vibes or just their fingers, these ladies are on a mission and make sure to deliver!

I love watching women get off no matter what, but there is something extra hot about watching their bits up close.  You can see every pulse and quiver, which really is exceedingly sexy.  I love looking at the muscles in their legs and pussy lips tense and flex as the women go over the edge into climax.  It’s a beautiful experience that I am thrilled is documented on film.

Thanks Femorg!

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“Six sexy tales of women in charge of their pleasure!”  The initial description of this awesome collection of vignettes is the exact reason why I love it so much.  While porno sometimes tends to get a bad rap, especially surrounding women, it’s movies like this that prove just how awesome and empowering lady focused smut can be!   I won’t say that I know much about Libido Films, but their statement of producing hand-crafted erotic entertainment for women and couples is so right on the money.

Of course I enjoy all types of porn movies, but it’s really the flicks where women take their sexual pleasure into their own hands (be it through masturbation or just being an active participant) that get me extra excited.  I am a firm proponent of super visible female sexuality and love to see ladies that know what they want, when they want it, and exactly how to get it!  How HOT is that?!?

Each of these six scenes brings a different energy to the table – from overtly bossy top, to jerking off in the privacy of an attic construction project.  And speaking of that project… want to know an instant way to this gal’s heart?  Make a scene of someone jerking off with tools.  Done!  You are my BFF!  What can I say, I’m easy!  Scene one’s toolbox solo fuck fest is so very, very hot – especially since she keeps both her tool belt AND her work boots on.  Yum.

All-in-all, this great female-tastic video is totally worth a watch! Go Libido Films!  I can’t wait to check out Part 2!

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Real Orgasms is just that; girls getting themselves off the way they would any day of the week.   That may have me sound like I’m less than excited about this movie, but quite the opposite is true.  While I love rough fucking and dirty pervy sex, I also love just watching girls masturbate.  Watching chicks do what they need to do to come is a hug turn-on.  Abby Winters movies never fail to deliver on that front.

The entirety of Real Orgasms is filled with young ladies rubbing, fingering and sex toy-ing their way to orgasm, but I’m going to focus this review on scene 3 starring pink haired Gem.  I’m not sure if it was the bright colors, but she caught my eye in this one.  She gets it done toy-free in the back seat of a car.

We get a look her and all of her cuteness with her rainbow bright t-shirt, polka dotted panties and pink and blue striped leg warmers.  Her big purple ring is a nice touch.  She rubs herself through her panties and eventually pulls her panties to her knees a spreads her legs.  So hot!  She lifts up her shirt just above her pierced-nippled tits.  Eventually it all comes off, except for the leg warmers, but I had to mention the clothes because I love watching people getting down and dirty with their clothes still half on.

Gem goes back and forth between rubbing her clit and vulva and fingering herself.  When she slides her 2, and later 3, fingers in, we can hear the sounds of a wet pussy.  She continues on for a bit and we can tell she is reaching about to come as she grasps her thigh and her body stiffens up.  She rubs herself into orgasm as her body convulses and we hear the soft moans and her eyes squeeze tight.  She sinks into the car seat and soothes her little pussy.  Too. Hot.

As expected, Real Orgasms was a totally winner on the solo masturbation front.  There are a couple of scenes featuring shared masturbation, so it’s there for the enjoyment.  If you like orgasms, then you will like this movie.

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I know when I’m primping I wear sexy clothes and get the overwhelming urge to masturbate with my beauty products.  It happens all of the time.  One minute I’m putting the finishing touches on my hair and BAM!  Suddenly I’m handle-deep with my hair brush.  I can’t even take the time to remove my heels and stockings.  No way.

Okay, so I’ve never been “handle-deep” with any of my grooming tools.  In fact, that entire paragraph was a lie.  Celeste, however, is no stranger to it in this 1970’s porn clip from HotOldMovies. We enter the scene with this blonde beauty brushing her hair and gazing into a hand-held mirror.  Apparently she turns herself on because it isn’t long before she exposes her breasts and begins to play with herself.  Narcissist!  I can’t really blame her, though.  She is easy on the eyes in that 1970’s ultra femme way, complete with long blonde hair and red fingernails.

Celeste works herself over while standing with her leg up and moves to the bed.  She uses the mirror to get a better view of her solo action.  Why wouldn’t she?  We get plenty of close-ups as well as she takes care and calculates every move.  From her clit rubbing with her panties pulled to the side to a finger in the butt, Celeste puts on quite the show.  This is all well and good, but nothing compares to the brush and mirror DP action.  Yes, I mentioned this in the beginning, but you didn’t know the mirror was in involved in some hot anal lovin’, did ya?  That’s right!  You also didn’t know that the mirror was in on the vagina action!

I’m not one to question people’s choices when it comes to masturbation.  If you like it and you’re not hurting anyone else, go ahead and do what you do, but I have some questions regarding Celeste.  Are the brush and mirror phthalates free?  Did she sterilize them before using?  Is she planning on sharing them with a friend?  I need answers!  I probably won’t get them, but at the very least I can rest assured that the brush has a flared based which makes it “safe” for anal play.

I like reviewing simple solo movies from time to time and Celeste certainly stood out with its interesting use of props.  If you like the old stuff, then this movie is worth the mere eight minutes and thirty seconds it takes to watch it.  You can at least satisfy your curiosity.

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Abbywinters.com always gets it right.  Hot natural women jerking themselves off, both alone or with someone else equally as awesome and sexy jerking off right next to them.   Does it get any better than that?  While it’s true that most of their titles feature similar content, I never seem to tire from watching their easy-on-the-eyes action with continuous fixed camera angles and no background music to get in the way of hearing those delicious orgasms.  I know that sounds so pared down, but with high quality production values and beautiful lighting, I feel like it’s more of a dedication to authenticity and the focus of watching women get off, rather than being about the high tech gadgets and glitz.

One of my favorite things about watching Abbywinters.com movies is the many different ways that the women get off.  I love the variety of hand movements, speeds, finger positions and orgasm styles.  No two people are anything alike!  Some of the women take longer to come, while others are done in no time, and some moan so loudly, while others barely make a peep. Plus it’s a garuntee that when you watch an Abbywinters flick, you will get real orgasms and real pleasure.  Yum.

My favorite scene of this bunch is seven, with Manuela.  I love the off kilter angle that is nearly obstructing the view of her pussy.  In fact, we don’t actually see very much of her pussy at all – just her fast-moving fingers, beautiful tits and blissed out face.  Don’t get me wrong, I am so not complaining – totally the opposite actually.  I think the subtleties of not showing every single bit of flesh is actually really hot.  Porn is usually so quick to get right up in there to get each and every pore, so I am grateful for the change of pace.  And the moans that come out of Manuela’s mouth?  The sweetest sounds to this weary porn reviewer’s ears.

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While I love porn that features people fucking, I’m sometimes in the mood for a flick that’s more subtle in how it gets me going.  Even more specific, I think there is something so hot about watching women enjoy their bodies, even if they aren’t jerking off.  Caressing their breasts, posing for a mirror, trying on sexy lingerie – I love it all.  And it’s even hotter when it’s a classic movie, showing a woman of yester-year getting all dolled up for herself.

This hottest old movie I’ve encountered yet follows a beautiful brunette relaxing and paging through her Fredrick’s of Hollywood catalog while drinking her morning coffee and lounging on a high-legged stool in a short nightgown.  Soon the woman starts checking her own body out, repositioning her nightgown to show her shoulders and looking at her shapely tits in the mirror.  I’m so glad I get to be a fly on the wall for this super sexy self love session.

Next the camera cuts to our lovely lady coming into the room, fully dressed and carrying a large package, which she quickly unwraps and pulls out a few fluffy, sheer delights.  It doesn’t take long for her to wriggle out of her sweater and miniskirt and lose her pantyhose so she could try her delicious new treats on.

While I don’t know if I would necessarily have asked for, or bought, the whole harem pants and matching top outfit that she chose (who is she, the dirty Princess Jasmine?), but honestly, anything that made sure I could still see the racy outlines of her nipples and bush was a-ok with me.  She also purchased a sheer nightie and panties trimmed in marabou feathers, which I am not the biggest fan of, but again, I’m not going to be too picky here when I get to see a naked lady.  I’m just hoping that those delicate dirty items made her feel as good as it made me feel watching her.

As with most HotOldMovies, I love the classic, black and white feel, but always get frustrated with the music.  This was another case of muting the tunes (not to worry, there are no moans or anything to miss) and turning on my own sexy sounds.  Not a problem though, I prefer to add my own flair to make it even hotter for myself.  Thanks for all the hotness, HotOldMovies, I’m looking forward to more!

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, when it comes to girls getting themselves off, I seriously cannot get enough. And though I do love me some straight up jerk videos, it’s the ones that include personal interviews that really get my engine running. And Cinema Erotique’s Portrait of a Girl, starring Miho Letcher is the perfect mix of interview and action overlap.

Clocking in at only 20 minutes long, this five-finger quickie goes from zero to 60 in a matter of minutes and still manages to catch some of the most exciting close ups I’ve ever experienced in porn.

I’m not gonna say this is my favorite solo girl movie or anything, because I wasn’t all that impressed with Miho’s enthusiasm level, which for me, is kind of a big deal. I like to know that someone is enjoying themselves and giving me the play by play with each moan they expel. What can I say… I’m nosy. I did appreciate her varied use of toys and moving around a bunch to give us all the good angles. There is definitely something to be said about getting up off of your back and showing the camera what you’ve got to offer.

All in all, this wham-bam jerk off slam is short, sweet and to the point – pretty much exactly as a jerk off video should be!

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