Movie Reviews – Hetero

Hiccups, huh?  That’s what turns you on?

I’m okay with it.

I’m not a huge fan of Stevi’s Secrets movies, but once in a blue moon I’ll click play and see what she has in store.  I do find her tickling movies to be mildly amusing/ tortuous.  I hate getting tickled!  I find it painful.  Instead of tickling, this time it’s hiccups.  Two are exactly the same, right?

This isn’t just a movie involving a girl with the hiccups.  Oh no.  There is the intriguing story of a girl whose business partner wants to break their contract, not in person, but over the phone!  I guess a lass of water was out of the question.  If you think that is wild, you should hear the conversation she Stevi has with her friend!  Crazy, right?

Enough of my sarcasm.  I suppose I’m just at a loss for words on this one.  How about, if you like girls that hiccup, this is the porno for you.  Yes?  Or, if you like TOPLESS girls that hiccup, this is the porno for you!

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Love,

Ginger Leigh

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Belladonna knows a thing or two about making good porn that delves head first into the dirty and unique.  It doesn’t have to be over the top.  It’s just good regardless of where it falls on the vanilla – dirty birdie spectrum.

We start out with Kristina Rose roasting her weenie aka her Vixen Creations Lone Star dildo.  The theme of this scene was all about weenie roasting – okay, not ALL about, but her fingers nails and toe nails were catsup and mustard colored as was her bikini.  Belladonna sure has a way of making me fall in lust with something that I would normally ignore.  She makes things awesome!  Anyway, Kristina goes to town on the giant silicone cock for a bit, but Nat Turnher soon replaces it with the real thing.  He first shows some love to her feet-meats by kissing and caressing them.  Kristina returns the favor but using her mouth, hands and feet on his thick cock.  While she seems to be all about using all of her weapons, she is super into using her feet on him, which I totally love!  You can see the excitement as she rubs her tootsies all along his dick.  He of course finishes by layering her feet with his jizz.

The following scenes are equally as hot with all of the foot, mouth and hand job action you could ask for.  There is only one scene that I probably wouldn’t watch again and that is scene 6 involving some pregnant masturbation.  I’m not knocking it if you like it, it just isn’t my thing.  All of the pairings are great, but I definitely loved getting more Adrianna Nicole and Nat Turnher action – they were fantastic in Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3.  Not to mention, Adrianna is a deep throat pro and totally impresses me every time.

This brings me to my favorite scene starring Belladonna and only Belladonna.  She plays the part of Belle, a southern girl that likes digging in the dirt and gardening.  Here we see her pulling up big fat cucumbers and carrots.  She talks directly to the camera in a sweet southern voice about women working hard and going home to her man who loves her dirty feet and so on.  She goes back and for the between unearthing her veggies and washing them off.  She rubs them up, digs her feet and hands into the soil and gets her knees dirty.  If you have a thing for girls getting dirty, both literally and metaphorically, this is your scene!  I won’t give you every detail, but I have to say her strawberry painted toes really add the perfect touch.

Needless to say, this porno definitely falls into the “I’ll watch this again” category.  One small thing I have to add is that I loved the use of the small indoor room as an outdoor setting.  It was super simple, but charming.  She converted the room into a backyard, a sandy beach and corner for a lemonade stand.  It was cute.  Beyond that, this movie is hot and I recommend any of you pervs out there that like non-intercourse sex watch it post haste!

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Love,

Ginger

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I love the legend that is Candy Samples.  I love her smile.  I love her billowing love pillows.  I love how she puts her whole self into her scenes.  I love that she is downright sensual, but knows how to go buck wild on some cock!

It seems as though her gentleman friend is upset about something, but Candy distracts him and lures him into bed with her hugantic whiwhams.  She goes to town and gyrates and writhes and goes all willy nilly on his cock.  Her guy looks totally crazed as well.  I’m not sure if he just feels that good or what, but either way I’d like to know what was going on!  Seriously, they look crazy.

Regardless of the nonsense, we still get plenty of bush covered action along with a great view of Candy’s knockers from below.  There isn’t much to complain about there, unless you’re not a fan of the hair.  If that’s the case, this isn’t the movie for you!

With all of the craziness going on, I can’t really say this is a porno to get off to.  It’s fun to watch, as are most HotOldMovies porno clips.  Candy’s Wild Ride didn’t exactly change my life, but still, I love any excuse to watch Candy Samples in action.  If you like the old tuff, you’ll enjoy this porno.

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Love,

Ginger

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As the resident nerd here at HotMoviesForHer, I felt it was my duty to review The Incredible Hulk XXX – A Porn Parody.  It isn’t my favorite of comic book movies (yay for the Iron Man parody), but it’s still my duty.

For the most part, I find XXX spoofs to be mildy amusing.  The sex scenes are hit or miss and there is generally at least some small percentage of humor involved.  I’m not going to gush about how great any one thing was in this porno, but I got sucked into it like an episode of CSI Miami.  You know what I’m talking about.  The acting is pretty terrible and the plot is predictable, but there is still something endearing and captivating going on on the screen.  Dale Dabone grabbed a hold of me in the same way David Caruso does with that corny ass charm.  Dale is more attractive and might actually be a better actor, but David is, well, David fucking Caruso.  Anywho…

I found myself NOT skipping through the movie and eager to see what was coming next.  I’m not saying this is some moving bit of cinema, but it grabbed a hold of me like a porno-comic soap opera.

The movie begins and we see Dale, “David Banner” making sweet love to his wife, Tori Black.  The sexing is fairly sweet and get the idea across this isn’t just some chick that he’s banging on a random Tuesday.  The scene sets the plot in motion – the heart break, the inability to save his wife’s life and his whole reason for letting the Hulk out from inside of him.

I’m not going to give you every detail of the plot, you’ll have to fill in the hole’s when you watch the movie.  David and his partner, Lily LaBeau, start researching cases of people are able to achieve super human strength.  How do they do this?  Sex acts, of course!  We get a good variety – threesome, foursome, girl-girl and OF COURSE we get to see the Hulk himself get down and dirty!  While it was straight up weird, I was happy to see that the Hulk fucked AS the Hulk, not just as a green dude getting it on.  He grunted and moaned and groaned just as I would imagine him to.  Nicely done!

“Was his cock green too?” you ask.  Yes, yes it was.  And yes, he put it in Lily’s vagina.  I was appalled by this at first, but I watched the behind the scenes features and discovered that his body was covered in heavy duty body paint and his wang was covered in food coloring.  Whew… I was starting to feel really sorry for her vag.  The only catch here is that after a bit of suckage and fuckage the food coloring wore off and his dick was flesh colored while the rest of him was very much Hulk-colored.  You can’t have it all!

While Dale Da Bone played the part of David Banner – the regular old Joe Shmo version of the Hulk, the big green guy was played by the part of Lee Stone, who was perfect for the part with his big muscular man body.  He was one hunky Hulk!

If you’re into parodies, this is definitely one to watch.  While I’m not a huge fan of the Hulk movie, nor have I watched much of the old TV show, the XXX version was definitely entertaining.  If anything else, you get to see the Hulk do it.

Watch The Incredible Hulk XXX – A Porn Parody now!

Love,

Ginger

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You know, I didn’t think I could like Joanna Angel more.  I’ve been a big fan of the alt porn icon since I first laid eyes on her four years ago (when I began working for HM4Her), and since then, my boner for Angel has kept getting bigger and bigger.  But today, I’m pretty sure it might just bust through my pants!  Today I got to see a little more of Joanna – exposed!

While nearly every Burning Angel movie has their leader Joanna Angel screwing on screen, this one is a little different, spending more time focusing in more on her deliciously pervy personality and less on just watching her fuck.  Don’t get me wrong, I love watching Joanna Angel bang, but sometimes I also really like to just see her hanging out with all the other Burning Angel folks.

Take scene 2, with Joanna and Skin Diamond.  Sure in the previous scene they are jerking off in the car together, but once scene 2 strikes, they head to the mall and spend the whole time trying on little lingerie sets and giggling, with the occupational kiss or pussy fondle.  They manage the camera themselves and are basically having a delightful time playing around without worrying about making the movie a certain way.  I found it incredibly sexy to just watch them putting on frilly outfits and joking around in fancy underpants.

I suppose to some, turning on a porno means enjoying sex on screen.  Not to worry, there is plenty of fucking in this flick – more than 2 and a half hours of it, and that’s just disc one!  While Joanna gets her sexy fill of action from Skin Diamond, Bella Vendetta, Crystal Carrera, and more, the main pairing that keeps happening is between Joanna and James Deen.  It seems like every other scene is dedicated to watching them bang. No issues with that here, especially since each scene is a totally different vignette.

Also, I noticed that a certain Jiz Lee gets their screw going on disc 2.  I SO need to write that review next!

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It doesn’t happen all that often, but sometimes I just don’t “get” the porno I am watching.  Usually it’s because the movie is super artsy and full of random, interspersed images, or it’s a classic that evokes the sensibilities of a different time period, but sometimes it is just because the movie is from a different country. Now, I am definitely not trying to be ethnocentric or anything like that, I just… don’t get it.  Maybe it’s over my head, or maybe I just don’t exactly understand what’s supposed to be going on, but this movie Japanese 80’s porno totally baffled me.

First, I thought this movie was about a ‘schoolgirl’ with a pussy that crushes things, because that’s what happened, but then it turns into some weird rivalry between the girl and the school bully, which culminates in sharp pens being thrown like darts at each other.  Oh, and we also get an evil headmaster and a father that’s trying to keep that killer crushing pussy locked up. Yeah, makes so much sense, right?

Apparently this is a parody of a classic Japanese TV show (Yo-Yo Girl Cop), so might have made more sense to me if I knew anything about the real show.  Without that context, I was totally lost.  Usually that’s fine in porn, because there is hot sexin’ to keep me interested, but not this time.  Softcore at its hardest points, I think I’ve seen more risqué stuff on prime time TV.  I really want to understand what the fuck is going on (even the subtitles don’t help), but unfortunately, I think I just need to enjoy the weird “special effects” and take it as it is.

If you are braver than I, definitely give this weirdo a go.

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James Deen and Marie Luv amateurs?  Not even a little bit.  I was taken back and confused at the thought of these two in an amateur movie and questioned what business James Deen had putting his name on anything of the sort.

As I watched I totally got it.  It’s the way it is shot that makes it amateur.  That isn’t meant as an insult, it’s just what it is.  It’s filmed with a hand held camera, sometimes from James’s POV and sometimes the camera rests on the nightstand.  No fancy lighting, no bells, no whistles.  Just James Deen, Marie Luv and occasionally the Bowflex in the background.  I love the super artsy stuff, but I really love straight up fo’ real fucking.  It is pretty exciting to see 2 pro’s in this situation.

James Deen screws like a champ.  He knows how to use his cock, the right amount of force and control, and the right amount of roughness all while taking care of the ladies and making sure they feel good too. You can tell by the way he man handles his co-stars that he knows his way around a porno.  Some people think he is overrated.  I don’t.  There is a reason he is as busy as he is.  He’s good at what he does and he visibly enjoys it.  I’d hit it.

Mari Luv?  I love watching her because like James, it is quite apparent that she loves to fuck.  She is energetic, eager and downright dirty.  She makes great faces and noises that I’m not sure anyone could fake.  I always know I’m in for a good time when I see her name associated with any dirty movie.

These two blow each other’s minds for 30 minutes of super sweaty no holds barred fornication.  Both are astonished at how good the other makes them feel.  I love this!  You get all of the usual (and awesome) sucking and fucking, but the joy is what makes it so fun to watch.  James grips her up, picks up her tiny muscular body up and puts where he wants her, squeezes and slaps her ass just right, places his hands around her throat, but not too hard or for too long.  He twists her up and makes her love it all while using her for his own pleasure.  Fuck yes.

For the last third of the movie James and Marie give us some anal sexing.  It is the hotness and all, but what made me the happiest is that you can see him warming her up for it – analingus, fingering and rubbing of the outside of her butthole.  THIS is the kind of stuff that people should transfer into their sex lives when they watch porn.  In addition, as he gives her rear end the business, he continues to rub her clit.  This isn’t new, but I appreciate the attention to detail and the concern for her pleasure.

James and Marie fuck each other to exhaustion and he splooges on her welcoming mouth and face.  He gets a little on her eye and ever so graciously wipes it off.  Such a charmer.  Marie rolls over and says, “I’m glad I Twittered you”.  I’m not going to insult you with any further closing statements.

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Love,

Ginger

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I’m not one to follow reality TV shows or get into celebrity gossip. I don’t really have the need to watch other people’s boring/drama filled lives, famous or not. I don’t go out of my way to watch celebrity sex tapes or things of that nature. But, I have to admit, the idea of getting to watch Audrey Hepburn get it on with Elvis is pretty enticing. I can’t tell you why. I just know that I would rather watch Cleopatra enjoy a little cunnilingus over Paris Hilton doing um, well, anything.

Of course we don’t actually get to watch Marilyn Monroe get it on in Hollywood Icons Come To Life, instead we get the rather attractive porn star version. I was both amused and a little disappointed in this porno. Here’s why:

Each scene starts out with a little character reenactment… a character study, if you will. I was impressed by the effort out forth in most of them. The disappointment came in when the characters were lost as soon as the sex began. I sort of felt like they took the easy way out. I wanted Elvis to be Elvis the entire time he was fucking! I wanted some dirty reference to peanut butter and nanner sandwiches or something. The sex was decent, but it was on par with what you would expect from any main stream gonzo movie. Certainly masturbatable, but not different.

I have to say, above all else, I enjoyed the Tarzan and Jane scene. You could tell they had fun with it. Watching Tommy Gunn bang on the ground with rocks was hilarious. Nika Noir, although not a Jane lookalike, looked great in her fur-kini. She was playful and totally smitten by Tarzan. I definitely had fun watching her get busy – she rode Tommy Gunn like a champ!

All in all, I’d recommend this flick, just don’t expect to see any screwing in character.

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Porn has certainly gotten the knack of making movies that don’t look, or seem, like porn at all.  Sure, there is the requisite fucking that comes with it being an adult film (especially a hardcore one), but other than that, I’d be hard pressed to call Portrait of a Call Girl just another dirty movie.

A new venture for the gonzo-happy Elegant Angel, Portrait is a plot-driven, full-length feature that follows call girl Elle (Jessie Andrews) as she navigates both life as a sex worker and the past that lead her to where she is.  While we do see lots of fucking (really hot fucking, by the way- especially scene three with Manuel Ferrara) during the scenes where Elle is with a client, those actually are not the real focus of the film.  There is more time spent on flashbacks to her family experiences and her internal processes about being a sex worker than anything else.  Yes, some folks may find that annoying if they are coming to rub a quick one out, but I think having all of that back story actually makes the sex way hotter and the movie more interesting as a whole.

One of the components that I especially enjoyed about the plot informing the sex is that there is such a variety of interactions that Elle has with different clients.  Some just want to screw, while others want “the girlfriend experience,” and others yet are more interested in creating multi-layered scenes than just getting their dicks wet.  I thought that bringing out a whole mix really showed a more true-to-life understanding of what a call girl experiences.  It’s the subtle details that really make a movie shine.

If I’m not mistaken, this is the first time I’ve watched Jessie Andrews on screen.  I could be wrong, because honestly, this role is far different than anything she has probably played before, but I believe that I am correct that I haven’t seen her movies before.  Though her acting was a little flat in affect for my tastes, Andrews totally has what it takes when it comes to the sex scenes.  Holy hell is this lady a hot one in the sack!  I’m not saying she is a bad actress or anything when it comes to the rest of the movie, but she definitely shines the brightest as she is giving blowjobs like they are going out of style.

As I said above, this isn’t a get-off-and-go quickie, so people in a rush might need to bypass this flick, but if you are ready to sit back, relax and get into a feature featuring fucking, then this is the one for you.

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And we’re back with more raunchified dirt baggery in Jack The Zipper’s Stuntgirl.  Some call it art, some say it’s smut that wishes it was art and that it tries too hard.  Me?  I think it’s dirty-dirty and at the very least it’s a little something different.  Different from what?  From the sweet and innocent, from the same old gonzo, from the repetitive plain old fucking.  Is it all together different from much of the other “alternative” pornos that have come since Stuntgirl was released in 2004?  Not necessarily, but I’m not going to cry about it.  Take it for what it is – hot people having hot sex and enjoying every hot ass moment of it while giving a fuck about what they’re doing and not just lying there getting railed until they get their pay check.

End rant.

I don’t know if the editing – the slow mo, super speed, reverse play – makes this a ground breaking piece of pornography, but I do like it.  It doesn’t take away from the get-off-factor as fancy (forced) camera work and editing often does.  The lighting – the blue, red, dark, (insert technical term here) works for me.  It hides imperfections and creates atmosphere a la seedy motel rooms and strip clubs.

There is a lot of weaving and overlapping of scenes, but I’m going to focus this review on scenes 3 and 4 starring Kim Kane, Kurt Lockwood and Deja Dare.  They seem to flow into each other, so why the hell not?  Kim Kane is definitely the “done-to” participant in these scenes.  She gets used for the pleasure of others, but absolutely enjoys everything that goes down.  Deja Daire strap-on fucks her for a bit and then the scene cuts to Kurt Lockwood entering with force and pushing Kim back on the couch.  I love a dude that owns it and takes charge!

He roughs her up a bit and she absolutely loves it – a little spanking, fingers in the mouth, choking and a rough blow J.  He fucks her for a bit, but the real fun begins when Deja reappears still sporting her strap-on for an amazing threesome in which Kim Kane gets the life fucked out of her from both.  What I love most, beyond the camera angles and lighting, is the true enjoyment you can see from Kim and Kurt.  They are dirty birdies and pair quite nicely together.  And Deja Dare, in all of her long-legged, long-haired sexiness, is the perfect accompaniment.

I’m definitely a fan of Stuntgirl and can totally see why it won so many AVN Awards.  What is and isn’t art is in the eye of the beholder.  I will say that enormous amounts of vision and creative effort went into this porno.  Best of all, none of the gratuitous filth was sacrificed in the process.

Watch Stuntgirl now!

Love,

Ginger Leigh

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