Tenderness is not usually the first thing people go to when they think about porn. Sure, some porn is super tender, but because the majority of dirty movies are pretty devoid of a most things soft and sweet, it’s usually forgotten. And while tenderness is what kept me watching this movie, I have to admit that it was the giant soup can of a cock on the box cover. I mean really, look at that thing! Anyway, back to the tenderness…
I guess it makes sense that I would have never heard of this studio, Dane Jones, before, since it looks like this is the first movie we have in from them, and it only came in a few days ago. From what I can tell, it looks like they offer up high-quality erotica – which is something that we do love around here at HM4Her. We do like to have a good mix of tenderness and super smutty hardcore going on. Welcome Dane Jones!
It’s pretty obvious that Martin and Silvie have chemistry together. They ways that they touch each other never feel scripted or unnatural. More like places they’ve put their hands many times before. He spends a nice long time going down on her before he even takes his pants off. Nice work, Martin.
I really love the part at about 11:20, when Silvie rubs Martin’s cock between her pussy lips as she rides him. There is just something so extra hot about humping like that, when he isn’t even inside her. Plus, it looks beautiful on screen. The only bad part is that it only goes on for a few seconds before he enters her. But once he does head inside, the action continues to be sexy and delicious all the way to the end.
And clocking in and under 30 minutes, this video is perfect for someone looking for something as quick and to the point as it is soft and sweet. Otis Redding was right – you definitely want to try a little Tenderness!
I love it when people (in real life and in porn) sneak off to fuck when all sorts of normal everyday activity is taking place. I like knowing that dirty deeds are going down while you are a wall away from the goings-on of mundane life. Sure, I’m a nerd for HotOldMovies, but I was drawn to this movie by the hospital set up.
What looks like a couples of nurses sneak into the supply closet to get a lit sip of some naughty water. I’m not exactly sure what it is that they’re drinking, but I’m pretty sure it is for patients only. The two start to get a little twisted and the naughtiness ensues. Surprise! They keep the door locked, blocking a nurse from entering who dismisses the fact that she can’t get in. It is totally realistic. Heh.
The short haired brunette rocks the super long disco nails complete with coral colored polish. Her perky natural breasts made my eyes happy, almost as happy as watching her stuff her panties in boy’s mouth. With a little cock sucking intro, the two fuck their little hearts out. We get to see flashes of the outside world – doctors looking over files, patients chilling with get well cards and flowers, the usual hospital activities. Meanwhile, our couple is getting it done late 70′s style. Awesome!
I still want to know exactly what they were drinking.
We are on to our second story teller in Cabaret Desire. The narrator tells us about his mother, a Renaissance woman, sexual being and art thief. I was a little put off in the beginning that it was a story about someone’s mother. It made me uncomfortable. I realized as the story progressed that this served a purpose and it no longer bothered. I’m not used to story lines and characters a deeper meaning in porn. It was a nice change.
We see her back and a bit of her face, but we never really get full view. The narrator tells us about her past- her strength as a woman, beauty, mind and spirit. She is the kind of woman that everyone falls for – captivating, smart, inspiring and unique. While I’m so incredibly curious as to what she looks like, I like the mystery. It makes me want her more.
We get to the meat of the tale where the mystery woman is breaking into her favorite novelist/ playwright’s apartment. She is wearing a full cat suit – covered from head to toe. The only things we can see are her full pouty lips and shadowy eyes. While I don’t want to give you too much play by play, I’ll tell you that this man is awoken by the intruder – first angry and alarmed, finding himself restrained by his wrists and ankles to the chaise lounge. Once she follows through with her intentions he calms down. She sucks his cock, removes his restraints and unzips a section of her suit that reveals her pussy. That’s one well thought out burglar outfit!
The two have one passionate fuck, all on the chaise lounge. By the way, I now really want a chaise lounge. She finishes and leaves. I’m not going to tell you what she stole from him. You’ll have to watch and find out for yourself.
When it comes to porn for women, the first name is my mind is always Candida Royalle. Long before there was a marketplace of women making dirty movies for women, there was Candida Royalle, creating porn she was interested in watching with her studio, Candida Royalle’s Femme. This particular movie is from the late ‘90s, but Ms. Royalle has been rocking the porno screen since the mid ‘80s, giving us what we wanted before we even knew it could be an option – and always mixing interesting stories with her tasteful, yet hardcore sexy, action.
Candida Royalle’s One Size Fits All is billed as a sex comedy in 5 acts, but really it reminds me more of “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,” though with a risqué purple dress that makes all of the people who owned it think about the amazing sex they had while wearing it, and/or have amazing sex while trying it on.
Funny enough, out of a group of four friends, it just so happens that two of the women have owned the dress before, from the same dirty dog man who gave it to each of them – and the third friend found it in a thrift store after it was dropped off there by yet another woman. They offer it up to the fourth friend to borrow (and her assistant who tries it out), making it so every single person in the movie that wears that dress gets the awesome fucking of their life (five in total – hence the five acts).
My favorite of the bunch is, of course, Nina Hartley. She is charming as she gets so excited over trying on the dress and reminiscing about the amazing sex she had with the man who gave it to her. We get to see that action, so it’s easy for us to see why she would want to think about all those hot memories. The guy (Mark Davis) is super sexy and quite the attentive lover, giving Nina (Tammy, in the movie) everything she wants. Too bad he ends up being a jerk later in the movie, which we find out, but don’t see. The rest of the sex is really exciting too – including an amazing hot fitting room scene with Tom Byron and Gina Rome. Plus we even get a cameo from director Candida herself in the beginning.
I don’t know if I’d call this a “sex comedy” as it is touted, but it’s definitely a great plot-driven porn with a smart story, great cast, and smokin’ sex. Check it out!
There has been a ton of build up to finally getting to review Cabaret Desire… and it has been worth every second of it. It is the epitome of porn as art. It is incredibly well show, the performers have a true connection with each other and behind all of that is an interesting concept. I wasn’t just drawn in by the sensual, passionate and at time visceral sex, but the story kept me intrigued. It was more like little stories or vignettes withing the, but we we’ll talk about that shortly. My brain was totally aroused and entertained. Director, sex culture expert and all around amazing lady Erika Lust makes sexy smart porn for women, but I think men would absolutely love all of her films.
“There is a magical bohemian place where people go after dark to hear erotic tales.” Performers and storytellers fill the cabaret. Couples choose which person they would like to listen to and are then taken on a “journey”. We get whisked away to the new reality where the vignettes take place. These stories within the the story are hot. And beautiful. I am so smitten with Cabaret Desire that I have decided to review it scene by scene which means each week I’ll talk about a different scene. It deserves to be watched. I might be drawing it out because I like it so much, but who’s complaining?
Scene 1 tells the tale of a woman with two lovers, a man and a woman, who share the same name. There are months torrid love making, but what I love most is how the scenarios are made similar between the two. This is part of what makes Sofia so enthralled with her love triangle. The main sex scene between the two “couples” is edited together so that we flip back and forth between the two. The acts and positions are similar, making for beautiful editing. And wow is it just so hot. You can feel lust and magnetism. That feeling you get early in a love affair (for lack of better word). The want and need to both tear each other apart and make each other feel so good.
I don’t want to tell you how this little tryst ends because I want you to watch for yourself. Even if you haven’t been in the exact situation, you’ll be able to relate. I’m including a little teaser video to wet your whistle. It is free! Enjoy!
It seems that I’ve been on a bit of a Lily LaBeau kick this week, it being Wednesday, and this being the second movie I am reviewing with her involved. How could I not be on a Lily LaBeau kick though, she is not only super sexy, she is totally sweet and a definitely a bit girl-next-door (a total turn on). And since this is a Sweet Sinner flick, directed by Nica Noelle, I know I’m watching her really get off and enjoy herself – something that is a big deal to me when I’m watching dirty movies.
We start out this series sequel with a tryst between LaBeau and Evan Stone, who play interviewing secretary and interviewer boss, respectively. Lily gets her blackmail on and exerts her power over Evan Stone, initiating a really hot fuck. I’d feel ‘eh’ about the blackmail if Stone wasn’t trying to do it to her first. I can’t help it – my values even come up during porno. I love that Evan Stone looks so damn angry when they start to fuck. He does a really good job of acting like he isn’t into it, for about 30 seconds, when the excitement gets to be too much to ignore. I also love that Lily takes her large hoop earrings out. Yep, girl is about to throw down! And she certainly does, the pair of them fucking in a ton of positions all over the couch in his office. Oh and yes, she gets the job.
The second Lily LaBeau scene features her with Rocco Reed, a total boy-next-door. Get the pair of them together and they are the super couple next door neighbors that you love to hear fucking (get it, because they both look so “next door”). Anyway, Rocco is a new hire that Lily gets to ‘show the ropes’ and take on a tour of the office. Why not start with the conference room? It’s nice and… spacious. They get down to business right away, taking their clothes off and making great use of the conveniently located couch. Does this office have a couch in every room?? I love watching Lily and Rocco fuck because they both look so innocent and sweet that it’s really fun to see them get down and dirty.
I guess I can’t forget to mention that Raylene, Christian, Joey Brass and Zoe Voss are in this flick as well – and all do a wicked hot job. Thanks for everything Sweet Sinner… especially my second helping of Lily LaBeau this week.
This porno may have cured me of my fear of aliens. Seriously, I have a fear of getting abducted by extraterrestrial beings and having weird experiments performed on me. Some may think that kind of talk makes me a crazy person, but I think it is part of my charm. I have always been worried that if I were to get sucked up into a spaceship that it horrific acts would be performed on me. If this movie is based on truth, and I’m pretty sure it is, then getting abducted would be awesome! Apparently aliens just make you rub oil all over your body and masturbate with glass dildos.
Since Cosmic Re-Entry is one of our HotOldMovies 8mm gems, there isn’t any dialogue from the actual film itself. We only get the dubbed background music. We rely solely on the visuals to play out the story, although I’m not really sure there is much of one here. All we really know is that there is some sort of alien activity going on and that aliens like to watch pretty women re-enter (ha ha ha) themselves again and again with glass sex toys. That is all fine and good, but at times there are some super close-up shots of her vagina. I’m pretty sure this was an attempt at cinematic artistry as this porno had that Stanley Kubric 2001: A Space Odyssey red-light-HAL thing going on. I’m all in support of creatively expressing yourself, but the uber close-ups were a bit overdone. I’m not saying I don’t enjoy getting a good look at lady bits; it was just overkill – much like my explanation of it.
My only other complaint is that I’m pretty sure she rubs some sort of oil based substance on her vag. Sure, oil looks nice on the rest of the body, but just say to putting it on your pussy! You can’t wash it off and bad things happen.
Anyhoo, I love old school 70’s pornos and watching them just for funsies. There were a few sections that were pretty hot, but otherwise this 12 minute porn clip was just plain interesting. Sadly, the movie just fades out so we don’t know how it really ends. Do the aliens return her to earth? Do they join hands in a celebration of peace and friendship? We’ll just never know.
Around the office, I’m always hearing about how amazing (and hot) Asa Akira is. I decided today was the day to see for myself. I expected nothing one way or the other, as everyone’s taste in makes a good porno performer is different. It just is.
Asa Akira Is Insatiable 2 is up for numerous AVN Awards so it seemed like a good place to start. I was a little worried that it may not be my cup of tea when I saw all of the crazy acts of double penetration and whatnot. Not because I have a problem with anything of the sort, in fact the opposite is true, it’s just that I like to know that all parties involved want, welcome and enjoy them. I was happy to find out from the start that this was indeed the case. The movie opens up with an interview with Asa herself. She talks about Asa Akira Is Insatiable 1 and how she really found herself during that movie. She talks about how both movies have helped her grow and have changed her for the better. She is enjoying being the blossoming sexual being that she is and I find that totally sexy and respectable. I sort of want to give her a high five. Definitely don’t skip this. Give a listen to what she has to say.
Wow. Just. Wow. Scene 1 is intense. Asa and Nacho Vidal are a match made in heaven. I was absolutely blown away. Miss Akira, with a bit in her mouth, totally submitts to Nacho. He is one of those men who really has a handle on rough sex. He knows how to control and make it hurt in just the right ways. He lets you know just how much he cares by choking, slapping, giving your face a nice firm grip, etc. It isn’t forced. It comes natural to him, which is why he is so popular with the ladies. At one point he spits on the mirror and makes her lick it off. To me that is one of the ultimate acts of submitting. Anyway, this scene will punch you in the face with amazing sex. A good chunk of this scene involved some pretty hardcore anal action. At one point it brings tears to Asa’s eyes. Not to worry, though. She explains that she was overwhelmed in a really beautiful way. I love the passion involved here. I love that it isn’t a poor helpless girl who gets coaxed into such acts. I love that she is all about this. It makes my day (and job) a hell of a lot better. I’m not going to give you the play by play. You seriously need to watch this scene if submission and rough sex tickle your bottom.
The rest of the movie goes on to include even more debauchery. It is group sex galore and Asa handles it like a pro. She truly can’t seem to get enough. Not to mention, she is pretty easy on the eyes. The movie is beautifully shot and captures the energy and passion from every performer. Asa Akira, I see what all of the talk is about. You are one badass performer.
This year, the AVN Awards are all about the parodies – even going as far as to have parody porns get their own category. And because we are reviewing a few of this year’s nominees (the actual awards are this coming weekend), what better to review than one of the many parodies nominated. Then, of course, it took a while to figure out which one to review, because there are way more than a few – and we’ve already reviewed a bunch as well. Finally I decided on This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX. I mean, honestly, how could I not? In fact, I was pretty blown away that we hadn’t actually reviewed it yet.
Snapping up six 2012 AVN nominations (Best Parody – Comedy, Best Screenplay – Parody, Best Actor – Evan Stone, Best Special Effects, Best Art Direction, and Best Cinematography), this ‘80s movie pornofied features a bevy of household names like Evan Stone, James Deen, Ron Jeremy, Alexis Texas and more. When you pair that with direction by renowned parody maker Axel Braun, you know you are going to get something good.
Now, it’s been a minute since I watched the original Ghostbusters, but from what I can tell, this dirty version does an excellent job of mixing the authentic awesomeness with lots of naughty action. And Evan Stone really is fucking hilarious as Bill Murray’s Dr. Peter Venkman. I guess since Ghostbusters is a pretty famous flick, they really didn’t need to bother with too much back story before starting in on the sexin’. Within 5 minutes Stone has his giant cock all the way down Lily LaBeau’s creamy throat. And about 5 minutes after that scene is finished, Alec Knight has his pants around his ankles and is screwing the very dead Alexis Texas, who is a ghostly maiden inhabiting the public library. I guess that’s one way to catch a ghost, right?
Soon after, we meet Dana Barrett (Raven Alexis) who’s having some trouble with her apartment being haunted. Oh, you know, the same old ghostly activity of slinging hot dogs all willy-nilly at Dana and inhabiting a refrigerator and turning it into a tear in space/time/universe. So, who does Dana call? That’s right, the Ghostbusters! *Cue theme music here* And while that’s awesome and all, the one I’ve really been excited to meet shows himself in scene 3 – Slimer! That’s right, the green guy appears and slimes all over Evan Stone, and then jerks his slimy cock as they zap him into their little ghostly vault. Very impressive special effects as well (definitely deserving of the nomination).
Ok, back to Dana, who is now Zuul. “There is no Dana, only Zuul.” (Man, I forgot how much I love that line – hilarious.) Peter Venkman is super into Dana and finds himself fucking Zuul now. Yum. Alright, It seems that I’ve veered off into nostalgia and am going all over the place with this review. You basically need to know three things about this flick to really sum it up:
It’s pretty fucking hilarious and if you like the original Ghostbusters and you like porn, you’ll like this.
The sex is really seriously hot. Everyone who fucks is really hot too.
This movie basically deserves all the nominations it got.
That’s it. Now go watch, because it’s amazing and you should definitely see for yourself.
It’s AVN Award time again! We are dedicating this week’s movie reviews to the nominees and showing them the love they deserve for getting noted as the cream of the crop of the adult industry. Sure, we have a few pornos, performers, studios and directors that we’d like to add, but there are definitely some awesome names on the list. Without further ado, I’ll get the party started with P.O.V. Punx 5.
Burning Angel movies show up regularly on the HotMoviesForHer blog and good reason. They are awesome. They are filled with tattooed hotties that are down to fuck. Super stud muffins like James Deen and Brian Street Team (and beyond) supply the cock and know how to satisfy the ladies without question. Joanna Angel has created a studio that has yet to fail my smut lovin’ soul. Some are indeed better than others, but they all give me girl boners.
P.O.V. Punx 5 (nominated for Best POV Release) was damn hot. I admit, I like getting to see the male’s facial expressions and porno-moves, but this flick was too hot to complain even once. James Deen was behind the camera so it was fun (and different) to only get to see the cock of man I am familiar with and love to watch bang. I was supper excited right off the bat because the very first scene stars Ana Diego who is from Philadelphia. I was definitely proud to have her represent! She has a glorious ass that Joanna herself admires so be sure to check it out. She seemed a little nervous at first, but she let the freak out once it was time for business. She takes James’s wang from behind, but really shines when she rides him. She was no stranger to the blow job and definitely made magic happen there. Yay Philly!
Who likes guns and who likes tattoos? Me! Yes, I admit it. I like making things go pow. Not to worry, I only use guns under the safest conditions. There aren’t any firearms used in this movie, but Indigo Augstine sports two (what looks liks) Dessert Eagle tattoos on her chest. Bad ass. Dead sexy. That is all.
What really sealed the deal on making this a super awesome P.O.V. porn was scene 5. Kylee Kross delivers “amateur” Moretta as the day’s desert. Wow. This scene was ridiculous. Moretta’s bright red hair gets a thumbs up, but her effing skills were off the charts. Even still, what really put a tent in my pants was the shot of M riding James Deen and Kylee rubbing one out right behind her. I liked that there was a female in charge and turned on by the situation. It isn’t totally out of the ordinary, but it isn’t the norm for this genre. I like watching girlies get off on dirt baggery. Rock and fucking roll.
Long story short, P.O.V. Punx 5 gets my vote for Best POV Release.
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