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Movie Reviews - Masturbation: Male
May is masturbation month and while we’ve been talking at lengths about female masturbation (of course, we’re a women’s porn site!), we haven’t forgotten than guys stroke the snake too. Jerking off is totally hot, as well as really important in helping people figure out what they like, and even as someone who doesn’t get horizontal with the menfolk, I still love to watch a good penis pumping wank session as much as anyone else. I know that there are plenty of ladies that are with me on that one, so I decided to make today’s Top Five Tuesday all about the boys and feature my favorite guy solo scenes and movies. Lights, camera… action!
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Barcelona Sex Project, Scenes 2, 4 & 6: Sure you get lots of hot solo scenes (both male and female) in this awesome pornumentry from Erika Lust, but the in-depth interviews where the performers talk about their sexuality and give us glimpses into their day to day lives is what makes this movie top my list. |
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Grinding The Rod: Ten scenes of hot skater boys getting down and dirty between kick flips. I wish there were more actual skateboarding clips between the meat beating, but can I really complain when there is a super homoerotic scene with two guys pouring lube on each other’s cocks and jerkin’ off next to each other? I don’t think so. |
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Damn Yankers: Jake Cruise Media always brings us amazingly hot guys with ripped bodies and big dicks, and this sexy solo flick is no exception. Check out over two hours of men, muscles and masturbation! |
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G-Spot: Though it has nothing to do with the G-Spots that I’m used to dealing with, this movie is chocked full of a buff hottie (someone I can definitely refer to as a hunk) getting his rocks off all over the house, including in the tub. There is just something about a tight bodied man covered head to toe in soapy suds… |
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Female Fantasies, Scene 2: Another shower jerker, but this time we’ve got something a little more avant garde. Black and white and a bit on the unfocused side, this sensual solo scene is artsy, erotic and totally different than anything else on the list. A must see. |
Happy Masturbation Month… hope this helps you celebrate!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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I thought we were due for a hot solo flick and I stumbled upon this older movie that I sadly missed when it originally went live. Packed full of muscular studs working their thick dicks, this gym themed JO flick is definitely worth highlighting.
Apparently nothing is hotter to a dude than watching himself workout in a mirror… Each scene starts with a little light exercise before the real regiment begins. My favorite scene was the first, but I totally have a thing for Euro stud Julian Vincenzo. He’s big in all the right places, has some pretty hot ink and watching him work his fat cock with two hands is definitely got my motor humming. Plus there’s something about watching someone get themself off in front of a mirror. Confidence is a big turn on for me, and despite the narcissistic nature of the act, I love it!
To be honest, there’s not a lot more to this film that what I’ve described so far, but if you like to watch gym rats jerk off, Muscle and Cum is a series you should check out!
The Porn Librarian
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Ladies - ever had a lover strip down and give you a nice long show? That’s what this Str8tobed title reminds me of. Normally I find solo films beyond boring. Intended for gay or straight audiences, featuring female or male models - they’re just so… bland. Even when they’ve got a really hot guy starring, somehow they lose me over the course of the scene. Maybe it’s just something about the typical rapid fire monkey beating or the always uninteresting Fleshlight humping that isn’t so much a turn off as it is a brief flash of fire that doesn’t catch on anything and shortly fizzles out. But there’s something about G-Spot in this film that’s not just fascinating, it’s blush inducing.
It’s a pretty short film (I’m beginning to think I have a short attention span) at only thirty-six minutes long, with three scenes of varying hotness. G-Spot starts out the film wearing a pair of jeans and black socks on a big comfy bed. Soon he’s stripping down to his boxers and rubbing himself sensually from his perfect pecs down to his still demurely hidden package. The stripping scene is followed by a nice long jerk-off scene where G-Spot takes serious time tenderly caressing his sizable cock for the cameras. He isn’t in any kind of rush and the slow build really gives your pulse a chance to rise with his. During both scenes the occasional looks he shoots the camera often cross between steaming hot and a goofy cute, and all help draw you into the fantasy of G-Spot in your bedroom stripping for your personal pleasure. But the film doesn’t end when G-Spot shoots his load all over his stomach. Nope, they save the best part for last - the shower scene.
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Well, if you want to see hot straight dudes jerking off, look no further than this one from Jake Cruise Media. No one is going to capture the sheer hotness of a dude rubbing one out than a big homo hoping to get lucky and get in on the action.
I’ve enjoyed many Jake Cruise movies in the past, but this is the first straight up JO flick I’ve seen. I actually appreciate that there’s no weird massage or anything, the movie just focuses on cute Tony Capucci working his pretty cock until it explodes. That’s it – plain and simple.
Cappuci is a really hot Italian guy with a really nice body who obviously takes great pleasure in showing it off. He starts by stripping out of his clothes and quickly gets to work. What’s really great about this scene is that Cruise takes the time to capture the action from a lot of different angles. I’ve seen a lot of uninspired JO flicks where no one seems to have much interest in anything besides finishing. Capucci is in no rush as he poses for the camera throughout.
Overall, this is a great example of what solo male videos should look like – hot guy, great camera work and a big finish!
-The Porn Librarian
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Penny Flame may be the most adorably sexy porn star I’ve ever seen. I want to hang out with her and bake cookies just as much as I’d like to lay her down and give her a handjob of her own. While the actual info about handjobs in this instructional flick is awesome and extremely thorough, Flame is what really makes the movie with her entertaining while she informs approach. Both her instructions and demonstrations are pumped full of flirty fun, on-point tips and useful ideas – not to mention the wet pussies and rock hard cocks – and easy to both understand and enjoy.
I will say I would have liked if the little Penny Flame pop ups were a farther and fewer between, but I’ll admit that the pointers popping up were interesting and good to know. All in all, I am consistently impressed with (and worked up by) Vivid Ed’s instructional offerings and this Penny Flame addition only strengthens (and hardens) my love for their awesomely engaging and totally hot way of dispersing sexy knowledge.
-J.D. Bauchery
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We’ve come to the final scene in Erica Lust’s journey into Spanish self-love, the Barcelona Sex Project. Scene six brings us Joel Acosta, a 28-year-old Pisces who now works as a stripper and he also has spent the past ten years in the advertising industry. Joel tells us about his life, how he got into dancing, and what it takes to stay in top shape for his career - and let me tell you, it doesn’t sound easy. He tells us that stripping doesn’t start and end with his 15 minute performance but instead it becomes a lifestyle with a strict diet and trips to the beauty salon. With all that work, how can he find time to jerk off? Well, Joel says he doesn’t think he does it a lot, but when the mood strikes…well, he can’t help himself. I can’t blame him.
Lust sets his set in a similar simple fashion as the previous five scenes. There is a bench, some towels and a full length mirror that could make things even more interesting. Joel walks into the room in only a towel. He takes the towel off, lays it on the bench, and proceeds to lie down on the towel and pleasure himself. I imagine he came from the sauna, as his muscular frame is dripping with sweat - and it only gets hotter as he gets more into his pleasure. Looks like all that working out and careful eating has paid off, because he’s not the only one dripping. At first he can’t see himself in the mirror, so he sits up and begins to watch himself while he masturbates. I’m a big fan of watching guys jerkoff so I’m pretty familiar with their varying techniques and I have to say, I like that Joel uses a tight grip with his whole hand. I’ve never been with an uncircumcised partner so maybe it’s a technique of the uncut, but whatever it is, it is definitely hot. As he gets closer to orgasm, Joel stands up and walks over to the mirror. You can see his body tense up as he gets closer and closer to his peak. He starts to bend over, his free hand goes back and forth from his testicles to gripping his thigh, and his abs are clenching up. Finally, he reaches orgasm and comes all his own reflection in the mirror. So sexy and a tad arrogant - my favorite!
I’m sad that this adventure in Barcelona is over. Erica Lust, if you’re reading this, I hope you’re planning a sequel.
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Bienvenidos a Barcelona! Or, welcome to Barcelona, if you didn’t take the six years of Spanish classes I did. Scene four introduces us to Joni La Paz, a 21-year-old electrician who works at the Barcelona airport. As with the other three scenes prior to this one, Erica Lust gives us a ten-minute interview with Joni where we learn his passions in and outside of the bedroom. For me, the way he described his favorite sexual position (”me on the bed on my knees, her legs wrapped around me, my hands on her breasts and her hands on my arms with her bum in the air”) was hard to visualize at first - and then harder to get out of my mind.
Prior to this seeing this movie, I must admit that I hadn’t watched very many solo scenes. Personally, I do like watching my partner masturbate and find it very erotic, but never thought it could translate on screen. Boy, was I wrong. Erica Lust dresses the set in a very minimalist fashion - just Joni, a red chair (that looks like something out of a Georgia O’Keefe painting), and his cock in hand (and what a cock it is!). The only sound is coming from Joni; his heavy breathing, his jerking motions, his orgasm. I felt like I was with him in the room through it all - starting with the beginnings of his arousal and ending with Joni’s cum all over his six-pack abs. I don’t think I’ve ever been so turned on by a scene in my life - and it’s been a long life of porn watching. Well done, Erica Lust. I think I’ll watch the rest of this on my own time.
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With a title like Female Fantasies, how could I let this one pass me by? Especially after I read the description – that the scenes are based on erotic fantasies that the director’s (Petra Joy) female clients and friends sent to her. And that they are performed with real life lovers rather than porn professionals. How hot is that?! Well, the actual scenes are even hotter. The fantasies are all over the map, from a sensual orgy to one man jerking off in the shower. There is even one filmed entirely underwater. While each scene brought its own brand of hot, my favorite was the sixth, a playful kitchen romp between two ladies. I don’t know which part I enjoyed more, the naked woman baking and getting drippy batter all over her fingers, or the gender blending of the other woman, who was totally nude with shirt cuffs and a tie. I’ll admit that the whole trailing a single rose over her lover’s body was a bit cheesey for my tastes, but watching them feed each other berries and use a wooden spoon for spanking was definitely enough to make up for it. And enough to spur fantasies of my own.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Genitals always get center stage when it comes to porn. Penis in vagina, masturbation, even hands on breasts, but really, when does the face get any, well, face time? The rules change in this not quite porn, not quite performance art pleasurementry. Turning the focus to the face, directors Marianna Beck and Jack Hafferkamp filmed twenty-two adults, ranging ages 22-68, from the shoulders up to capture orgasms in an intensely intimate and erotic way.
I was blown away by this film. Sure I’ve watched plenty of people orgasm on screen and on my bed, but how often have I really only focused on a face? Never that I can recall. It’s so easy to get distracted by tensing bodies, moans and, of course, genitals. But when given only the face to watch, the experience becomes so much more than seeing someone get off. For me, it became engaging and arousing in a way that allowed me to not only see their faces and hear their sounds, but put my imagination to work as well, picturing their bodies and hands. Almost like taking the idea that someone can look sexier in underpants than totally naked to the next level. I’m not sure quite how to explain it, but all I know is that watching a face flush and eyes widen as an orgasm washes over someone was enough to make this seasoned reviewer a little weak in the knees.
If you’re looking for something wildly erotic and a little more thoughtful, be sure to check out this stellar addition to our site.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Welcome back to Barcelona! The coastal city is not only the second largest city in Spain, from the looks of Erika Lust’s latest project, it’s home to some mucho caliente masturbators! Continuing on with our scene by scene review of Barcelona Sex Project, next up (scene 2) we have David, a 29 year old yacht enthusiast and seafood lover. And I love that I know that about him. This whole pornumentary style with an in depth interview and jerk off scene really strikes a nerve with me – a detail oriented story lover. I totally get off on knowing more about the person I am watching than just how they stroke their dick. Watching David work his cock hard – knowing that he is fantasizing about one of his past lovers – is totally thrilling to me. Don’t get me wrong, interview or not, watching him get off is fucking hot, but hearing the intimate details of his life give the scene added fuel to my fire.
To piggyback on The Porn Librarian’s comment on scene 1, I love the sparse background Lust goes for in these scenes. David is in a completely white space, other than a few mats to make himself comfortable. The lack of props and set dressings really make for a calming and distraction free experience. Coupled with the awesome video quality and the camera’s attention to his whole body (I love watching a face in sexual ecstasy) , the quiet background and engaging interview helped make this one of the best masturbation scenes I’ve ever watched. I’m already looking forward to review my next scene!
-J.D. Bauchery
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