Boy, do I have a thing for girls in glasses. And January Darling does not disappoint as Joanna’s slutty secretary, all dolled up in a suit, pearls and super cute cat eye frames. She gets the ball rolling with an “innocent” offer to rub the weary Joanna Angel’s back in this, the third scene of Angel’s dirty movie spoof. Ooop - January! That’s not her back!
I love when Joanna makes it perfectly clear that this is a scene when she yells for people “clear set” to get all the crap off the table they want to fuck on. Brilliant! Even better when January gets on all fours and takes Joanna’s big pink jelly dildo up her cunt.
Would it make me such a girl if I also mentioned that I love Joanna’s shoes? Cause I totally do. Joanna, with your fuck me heels high in the air, you make me what to do just that.
-J.D. Bauchery
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I’m not sure how this happened, but somehow I missed the fact that Belladonna was in Slumber Party 18. Just 45 seconds in, I was reminded of just why I love that dirty girl as she tells another girl “I want you to look like a boy…there’s nothing sexier than a chick who dresses slightly boyish.” I would like a video of Belladonna telling me she wants me to look like a boy for my birthday this year. Or a pony.
Anyways, this movie is pretty typical Shane’s World material. The girls drink, laugh and run around in the underwear before everyone fucks. Nothing wrong with that. The highlights for me all include Belladonna, which really isn’t surprising. I loved watching her get fucked with a strap-on in scene two, and for the record, she’s wearing tube socks. I knew that was hot! She also goes down on Natasha about an hour and ten minutes into the film in the middle of a bowling alley. I never get sick of watching someone who loves pussy go to town. This movie is fun and features one of my favorite performers bowling topless. Why wouldn’t you watch it?
-The Porn Librarian
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For me, nothing enhances a fuck more than really good music, and Mz. Dana Dane over at ErocktaVision seems to agree. Lots of decently thumpy beats and racy tunes that are perfect for getting just the right rhythm going. Along with the usual finger banging and pussy licking, this was my first time seeing a thigh harness in action. Very nice. The hottest scene was definitely the second, an exploration in body painting. Holy crap is it insanely hot to watch two beautiful women covered in paint roll around on a white spread out canvas. They aren’t even fucking for most of it, just sliding around on top of each other. Doesn’t matter, it’s still super sexy. The outdoor wash off is, if possible, even better, because seriously, what’s trumps a couple of hot, wet women going at it? Not that I’d expect anything less from one of the most innovative lesbian directors out there.
-J.D. Bauchery
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WTF? Ok. So this movie starts with one woman drawing serial killer type dissection lines all over her partner. I don’t get it. I’m not turned on, I’m just waiting for the woman to pull out a knife and carve her up. I once read a really hot short story about a woman who liked her partners to draw on her. That made sense. It was erotic and I never for one second imagined that she looked like one of those cow diagrams that explains where each cut of meat comes from. Besides that, I have to say this is totally good porn! These girls are crazy and I love them for it! I was also pleasantly surprised to see one girl pull out a condom before fucking her girlfriend with a big pink dildo in the first scene. Yay for safe sex! I really liked the first scene (despite the serial killer undertones) and the fourth. It features a rough encounter between two beautiful Italian women, where one incredibly turned on girl is taped to a white leather chair, blind-folded and pleasured by her hungry friend! This movie is a little different than anything I’ve seen lately and definitely worth watching.
-The Porn Librarian
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Dinah Shore 2008, the nation’s biggest lesbian party, is now officially one month away! Wooohoooo!
We’re sponsoring the event again this year, which means J.D. and I will be heading out to Palm Springs April 2 –6 for five sun-filled days and insane nights with the hottest women on the planet. Club Skirts has outdone themselves this year, planning a star-studded event featuring Jane Lynch, Leisha Haley, and Pat Benatar – just to name a few!
If you’re planning on attending, track us down - we’ll be the hot chicks talking about porn! We’ll also have a booth at the Logo Pool Party, so make sure you stop by and say hello. We met a lot of great women from all over the world (shout out to my girls in Germany!) and will have some great freebies!
Hope to see you there!
-The Porn Librarian
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I can’t help but compare this one to movies by Girlfriends Films. It’s pretty obvious that the folks over at Channel 69 have taken a page out of GF’s playbook with this all-girl extravaganza. I mean, Sydni Ellis (Nica Noelle) is even on the cover! No matter, this movie is a great addition to the genre made popular by Girlfriends. You’ll see lots of kissing, caressing, and beautiful women writhing in ecstasy in the four deliciously drawn-out scenes. My favorite was the first, featuring Ellis and Elexis Monroe. They’re both dressed in beautiful lingerie and I love the contrast between Ellis’ porcelain skin and Monroe’s bronzed body. Watching Ellis arch her back while Monroe has her face buried between her pale thighs is amazing. Overall, I feel like this film isn’t quite up to par with my favorite Girlfriends flicks, but it is definitely worth watching.
-The Porn Librarian
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Today I’ve got a deliciously drawn out Sapphic encounter between two beautiful women who definitely dig the ladies. Dressed in exquisite lingerie, Samantha sneaks up on Lilly as she’s doing dishes and before long she’s on her back on the kitchen table. Over the next 50 minutes you’ll get to watch two women truly enjoying each other. You’ll see lots of kissing, wandering hands, and erotic tension as they explore one another in this steamy kitchen scene. The entire film is worth watching because it is dedicated solely to capturing this sensual experience between two Italian beauties. If forced to choose, I’d say the highlight for me begins around 18 minutes, as the girls passionately kiss, and ends with Samantha down on her knees licking Lilly’s shaved pussy. The close-ups are fantastic and it’s nice to see a dedicated lover take the time to pleasure her partner in a porno. For titillating girl-on-girl lovin’, you can’t go wrong with Sappho Love Films.
-The Porn Librarian
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Reviewing a documentary is a little out of the ordinary, but I do sometimes watch something other than hardcore porn. Betty Page – The Naked Truth tells the story of Irvin Klaw’s favorite subject and the undisputed pin-up queen. It offers a general history of Page told over a fantastic collection of existing footage of the dark beauty. You’ll see everything from photos of her in high school to bondage and dancing videos. While this isn’t a complete biography, the visual format is very intriguing and demonstrates why this living legend continues to have such a strong cult following fifty years later.
-The Porn Librarian
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We’ve decided to do something a little different because we are totally in love with Erika Lust’s latest movie, Five Hot Stories For Her. Instead of trying to cram all of our praise into one little review, we’re going to review each scene individually every Monday for the next 5 weeks. Since I won the jello wrestling competition, I get to go first!
Something About Nadia, the first amazing short, is a perfect video explanation of why I am a lesbian. The short film focuses on the beautiful Nadia, someone women find irresistible, with an appetite for the ladies that is insatiable. Lust takes the time to, and you’re never going to believe this porn fans, build the story through the eyes of three women who are drawn towards the enigmatic Nadia. The scene culminates in an incredibly sexy affair between two that features the most erotic images I’ve ever seen marketed as porn. This film is all about quality; the editing, lighting and camera work all reflect the director’s skill and dedication to creating feminist porn. In paying tribute to the beauty all women possess, Lust has created a titillating film I insist you all watch.
For more info about innovative director Erika Lust, check out our spotlight!
-The Porn Librarian
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Ms. Von Teese makes me wish that I wore a suit, drove a throw back convertible and had an Angelina Jolie type magnetism that even the International Queen of Burlesque couldn’t resist. Restaurants would close their doors to the public while we dined on sushi before walking the red carpet together. I would be photogenic and she would adore me… Alright, anyone who knows me is aware that I’d much rather have that sushi at home and that I’m not one to get dressed up, but this is the type of extreme reaction one has to the fabulous Dita Von Teese. Marquis Media has put out a new compilation of footage she’s shot with them that includes “several unreleased scenes.” Obviously, I enjoyed it. You’ll see lots of legs, high heels, gorgeous corsets and plenty of porcelain skin. There’s also some light bondage stuff throughout, but I personally prefer watching her polish her high heels. Foot fetishists, burlesque fans, and anyone who appreciates a beautiful woman will enjoy.
-The Porn Librarian
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