Tenderness is not usually the first thing people go to when they think about porn.  Sure, some porn is super tender, but because the majority of dirty movies are pretty devoid of a most things soft and sweet, it’s usually forgotten.   And while tenderness is what kept me watching this movie, I have to admit that it was the giant soup can of a cock on the box cover.  I mean really, look at that thing!  Anyway, back to the tenderness…

I guess it makes sense that I would have never heard of this studio, Dane Jones, before, since it looks like this is the first movie we have in from them, and it only came in a few days ago.  From what I can tell, it looks like they offer up high-quality erotica – which is something that we do love around here at HM4Her.  We do like to have a good mix of tenderness and super smutty hardcore going on.   Welcome Dane Jones!

It’s pretty obvious that Martin and Silvie have chemistry together.  They ways that they touch each other never feel scripted or unnatural.  More like places they’ve put their hands many times before.  He spends a nice long time going down on her before he even takes his pants off.  Nice work, Martin.

I really love the part at about 11:20, when Silvie rubs Martin’s cock between her pussy lips as she rides him.  There is just something so extra hot about humping like that, when he isn’t even inside her.  Plus, it looks beautiful on screen.  The only bad part is that it only goes on for a few seconds before he enters her.  But once he does head inside, the action continues to be sexy and delicious all the way to the end.

And clocking in and under 30 minutes, this video is perfect for someone looking for something as quick and to the point as it is soft and sweet.  Otis Redding was right – you definitely want to try a little Tenderness!

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I love it when people (in real life and in porn) sneak off to fuck when all sorts of normal everyday activity is taking place.  I like knowing that dirty deeds are going down while you are a wall away from the goings-on of mundane life.  Sure, I’m a nerd for HotOldMovies, but I was drawn to this movie by the hospital set up.

What looks like a couples of nurses sneak into the supply closet to get a lit sip of some naughty water.  I’m not exactly sure what it is that they’re drinking, but I’m pretty sure it is for patients only.  The two start to get a little twisted and the naughtiness ensues.  Surprise!  They keep the door locked, blocking a nurse from entering who dismisses the fact that she can’t get in.  It is totally realistic.  Heh.

The short haired brunette rocks the super long disco nails complete with coral colored polish.  Her perky natural breasts made my eyes happy, almost as happy as watching her stuff her panties in boy’s mouth.  With a little cock sucking intro, the two fuck their little hearts out.  We get to see flashes of the outside world – doctors looking over files, patients chilling with get well cards and flowers, the usual hospital activities.  Meanwhile, our couple is getting it done late 70′s style.  Awesome!

I still want to know exactly what they were drinking.

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Love,

Ginger

I don’t know how I let this movie slip by me when we first got it in, but I am so happy to have run across it while looking for a different flick.  The HM4Her team has a major crush on Cadence St. John and finding this movie was like striking gold.  I almost felt bad not leaving it for Ginger Leigh to review, but alas, I decided to hoard it all for myself.

There are a few particular things about Cadence St. John that get me excited.  First, while she is totally tattooed up and does star in alt porn (like Burning Angel Entertainment), she shoots for all different studios and from what I’ve noticed, she is usually the only person that looks like her in the movies.  I think it’s awesome when a folks branch out and do a variety of kinds of porn.  It spices things up a bit.

Another thing I enjoy about Cadence St. John is that while nearly every movie I’ve seen her in, she is either almost silent, or gives off this air of superiority – she gets chatty when she is getting ready to cum, and awesomely got involved when we did the Porn Party on twitter.  It’s so rad when performers are versatile in that way as well.  Anyway, let’s get to the actual movie.

Now that I’ve confessed our hotness for Cadence St. John, I’m sure you can image how much I liked this movie.   The whole thing is close to 2 hours of watching St. John bang a bunch of different women.  Yum.  Each scene has its own special flavor, which is really exciting, since when you watch porn all the time, the details are what keep you interested.

All of the scenes are really awesome, but I have to say that scene 3 with Cadence and Phoenix Askani is amazing.  It begins with Pheonix on her knees in front of Cadence, as she paints lipstick on Phoenix’s lips over and over, and has her kiss parts of her body.  It’s only when Cadence ends up with lip marks all over her that they actually get into some sexy action.  I only have two words: seriously sexy.

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We are on to our second story teller in Cabaret Desire.  The narrator tells us about his mother, a Renaissance woman, sexual being and art thief.   I was a little put off in the beginning that it was a story about someone’s mother.  It made me uncomfortable. I realized as the story progressed that this served a purpose and it no longer bothered.  I’m not used to story lines and characters a deeper meaning in porn.  It was a nice change.

We see her back and a bit of her face, but we never really get full view.  The narrator tells us about her past- her strength as a woman, beauty, mind and spirit.  She is the kind of woman that everyone falls for – captivating, smart, inspiring and unique.  While I’m so incredibly curious as to what she looks like, I like the mystery. It makes me want her more.

We get to the meat of the tale where the mystery woman is breaking into her favorite novelist/ playwright’s apartment.  She is wearing a full cat suit – covered from head to toe.  The only things we can see are her full pouty lips and shadowy eyes.  While I don’t want to give you too much play by play, I’ll tell you that this man is awoken by the intruder – first angry and alarmed, finding himself restrained by his wrists and ankles to the chaise lounge.  Once she follows through with her intentions he calms down.  She sucks his cock, removes his restraints and unzips a section of her suit that reveals her pussy.  That’s one well thought out burglar outfit!

The two have one passionate fuck, all on the chaise lounge.  By the way, I now really want a chaise lounge.  She finishes and leaves.  I’m not going to tell you what she stole from him.  You’ll have to watch and find out for yourself.

Check out my Cabaret Desire Scene 1 review.

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Love,
Ginger

One of the things I love about my life is that all of the parts of it randomly intersect when I least expect it.  I was out the other night and I met a friend of friends that was talking about how she just retired from the porn industry.  We talked for a few minutes and she told me that she had shot a bunch for Kink.com, so of course I took to HM4Her to check out that awesomeness, and luckily, we happen to have one of her movies!  Hello Mistress Soleli!

I’ll be the first person to say that I don’t review movies with trans women all that often, unless they are queer movies, made by queers for queers.  Most of the movies we have featuring trans women are made for hetero dudes and I find them kind of fucked up and exploitative.  I’m not saying that you shouldn’t enjoy them if you do – I’m just letting you know my own feelings on the matter.  And while Kink.com doesn’t necessarily identify as a queer studio, a bunch of queer stars shoot for them, and I trust that they treat performers well.  Hell, from what I can tell, the Armory that they run out in SF is pretty much heaven.  Anyway, that’s my initial rant – now let’s get to the sexin!

Kink’s TS Seduction (or Transsexual Seduction) has a newcomer in its midst. Dietrich has not only never been on film before, he’s never had sex with a trans woman and never been penetrated by a cock (in his mouth or his butt).  Boy, oh boy is he in for a good time!  He calls Mistress Soleli to come over, and come over she does, wearing a tight mini-dress with heels – a combo that offers up her long legs for days.  She starts out sweetly with Dietrich, kissing him, having him suck on her nipples, and giving him a blowjob. It seems that Dietrich doesn’t know that Mistress Soleli is trans, so is surprised when she takes her cock out. It only take a second for Dietrich to put her cock in his mouth and go right to town on it.  As he sucks, Mistress Soleli  gets a little rougher, slapping him in the face and pushing him head down on her cock.  She just gets hotter and hotter the meaner she gets. Yum.

Dietrich continues to suck her cock for a long time, all the while stroking his own cock.  She handcuffs him and beats him a little with a short flogger before gloving up and sticking her fingers up his ass to warm him up.  It’s so much fun watching her pop is ass cherry.  Whether or not he really is an anal virgin, it’s definitely believable that’s the case here.  Before long her hard cock is thrusting into his tight asshole.  I love the upward angle the camera person shoots from, allowing us to see Mistress Soleli’s perfectly painted French manicure cup her balls.

Dietrich can’t seem to get enough, whimpering and moaning the whole time his ass is filled.  His dick is as stiff as his little mohawk.  It’s sweet and a little innocent how he keeps saying ‘yes Mistress’ with his voice cracking a little.  What can I say, I’m a sucker for when porno gets cute.

All-in-all, this is an awesome half-hour flick from Kink.com.  And Mistress Soleli, even though you are retired from porno, I am so glad I got to take a look at how amazing you were on screen.  Thank you!

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I love me some AbbyWinters from time to time. I definitely have a special place in my pants Aussie girl on girl action. The simple set up and no frills atmosphere is exactly what I need after watching intense superhero pornos and the like. I like real in every sense of the word and that makes me and the AbbyWinters ladies best good friends.

First up, blonde beauty Misha doesn’t find out who she is performing the scene with until its. She is blindfolded and brought downstairs, only to be pleasantly surprised by Chloe. Whoa, I just have to say that Chloe’s rack is phenomenal… AND that this redhead’s carpet match the drapes! Tacky? Oh well. It’s true! The two have sweet, beautiful hot sex. They definitely have a connection and know each other’s bodies well. At one point Misha is straddling Chloe’s face and nearly falls off and a moment or two later Chloe bumps into the table. It’s the little imperfections that make me love these movies!

I was happy to see Chloe return in the last scene. Her and her couch buddy start with a little mutual masturbation and it is clear that Chloe knows how to drive girls crazy. Both of the ladies that she put her magic moves on were blown away by her skills. The two move on and play a bit more, but I loved the shared masturbation moment at the end. The two turned around on the hands and knees (on the couch) and got themselves off. I can’t help it; sometimes I’m a simple girl that just wants to watch two chicks jack off next two each other. Only one camera angle. One position. Bam. That’s all I need.

If you like AbbyWinters pornos, you definitely won’t be disappointed by this one. Sure, the recipe is the same as the rest of her films, but it certainly is fantastic.

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Love,
Ginger

Today feels like a gay porn kind of day, so I decided to give a little love to the gay porn studio I hear so many good things about, Rascal Video.  I’ve watched a few Rascal Video flicks in the past, but it has been a while, so I’m happy to sit back and take in all the super hot man-on-man action they have to offer.  Plus it’s a Chi Chi LaRue movie, so I am extra excited to take a look.  I mean, who doesn’t love porn directed by a drag performer?  I am in awe of her many talents.  Alright, onward to the movie.

Detention is about, you guessed it, detention.  When you are up to no good in the schoolhouse, the teachers have no choice but to send you straight to detention.  But little do they know that this detention hall is anything but punishment.  Full to the hilt with hot, horny guys just aching to get stuffed, detention is what dreams are made of and where bad boys long to go.  And with more than two hours of sweaty schoolhouse action, there seems to be quite the selection of naughty lads – all ready to fuck in pairs, triads and piles.  Yum.

While I liked all five of the scenes, I really enjoyed scene three, with Chad Hunt and Tag Adams.  It features a custodian finding a bunch of porno mags in a student’s locker, and when the student returns to close his locker, instead of turning him in, the custodian asks if he wants to see more.  He brings the student down to the basement of the school and pulls out a stack of porn mags.  Of course they both get turned on and begin to fuck – all over pages of straight porn mags that are lying on the floor.  It’s pretty freaking awesome.

I also really liked scene 5 with Johnny Hazzard as a detention tough guy, who tries to get a blowjob from some straight-laced student when Matt Summers comes to his rescue and tells Johnny to get a bj from a professional – and points to himself.  It’s pretty awesome.  I do love me some Johnny Hazzard.  The whole scene turns into a giant orgy of sexy action, and really I couldn’t be happier about it.  Looks like a need a little detention of my own.

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When it comes to porn for women, the first name is my mind is always Candida Royalle.  Long before there was a marketplace of women making dirty movies for women, there was Candida Royalle, creating porn she was interested in watching with her studio, Candida Royalle’s Femme.  This particular movie is from the late ‘90s, but Ms. Royalle has been rocking the porno screen since the mid ‘80s, giving us what we wanted before we even knew it could be an option – and always mixing interesting stories with her tasteful, yet hardcore sexy, action.

Candida Royalle’s One Size Fits All is billed as a sex comedy in 5 acts, but really it reminds me more of “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,” though with a risqué purple dress that makes all of the people who owned it think about the amazing sex they had while wearing it, and/or have amazing sex while trying it on.

Funny enough, out of a group of four friends, it just so happens that two of the women have owned the dress before, from the same dirty dog man who gave it to each of them – and the third friend found it in a thrift store after it was dropped off there by yet another woman.  They offer it up to the fourth friend to borrow (and her assistant who tries it out), making it so every single person in the movie that wears that dress gets the awesome fucking of their life (five in total – hence the five acts).

My favorite of the bunch is, of course, Nina Hartley.  She is charming as she gets so excited over trying on the dress and reminiscing about the amazing sex she had with the man who gave it to her.  We get to see that action, so it’s easy for us to see why she would want to think about all those hot memories.  The guy (Mark Davis) is super sexy and quite the attentive lover, giving Nina (Tammy, in the movie) everything she wants.  Too bad he ends up being a jerk later in the movie, which we find out, but don’t see.  The rest of the sex is really exciting too – including an amazing hot fitting room scene with Tom Byron and Gina Rome.  Plus we even get a cameo from director Candida herself in the beginning.

I don’t know if I’d call this a “sex comedy” as it is touted, but it’s definitely a great plot-driven porn with a smart story, great cast, and smokin’ sex.  Check it out!

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Since I already reviewed two movies featuring Lily LaBeau this week, I figured I’d make it a three-fer and go for one more flick with her involved.  This time it’s an all-girl (and one genderqueer hottie – Jiz Lee!) fuckfest from Burning Angel Entertainment, the awesome alt porn studio of your dreams.  Each of the five scenes is its own little vignette, giving us a fun little taste of “plot” before (muff) diving right into the dirty action.  This is extra exciting, because Burning Angel always offers up silly/sexy plots that get me ready for the smut.

Kicking it off for us is Eden Von Sleaze and Sinn Sage.  They don’t even bother with much of a story, other than Sinn on the phone, ending things with her boyfriend because she is a lesbian, before yanking their clothes off and getting their fuck on.  They rub up on each other and get a little extra dirty with smacking, hair pulling and foot rubbing tit action.  Pretty hot!

Soon after we get Kelly Chaos and Jiz Lee smutting up the screen.  Jiz is a super hot, shaved-headed bartender who asks the bar’s waitress Kelly to grab a drink after work.  Too bad director Joanna Angel and her gentleman friend (who I believe is Brain Street Team) are spending all night chatting away at their table, keeping Jiz and Kelly stuck at work.  They ditch the check, which means Kelly has no $ to go out for a drink, so Jiz suggests they just stay there anyway.  And Jiz is so freaking hot in their white shirt and black tie, how could anyone say no to that?  Good thing Kelly doesn’t, because we get to watch them make out right on the table.  Jiz has Kelly’s clothes off in record time, while she pulls off Jiz’s shirt, but leaves their tie on.  HOT!  I love that the tie stays on the whole scene – even as Jiz cums all over the floor. Yum.  In fact, it’s so fantastic that I just needed to show you a clip.

I was right, wasn’t I?

Finally we get to Lily LaBeau in scene three.  This time Lily is paired with super cutie tattooed gal, Ladie Lane.  These double “L” ladies giggle while reading a dirty book together and get so turned on that they just HAVE to fuck each other.  How awesome that they decide what to do from reading a book!  The sex is pretty awesome too, with lots of kissing, licking and grinding atop a zebra print bed spread.  I will say that it’s kinda cool that Lily LaBeau looks totally different in every movie I’ve watched this week – with her looking a little more punky in this movie.  It goes well with the Burning Angel theme.

I won’t go through each and every scene this movie has to offer, but just know they are just as rad.  If you are looking for super sexy all-girl (and Jiz) action, definitely check this out!

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There has been a ton of build up to finally getting to review Cabaret Desire… and it has been worth every second of it.  It is the epitome of porn as art.  It is incredibly well show, the performers have a true connection with each other and behind all of that is an interesting concept.  I wasn’t just drawn in by the sensual, passionate and at time visceral sex, but the story kept me intrigued.  It was more like little stories or vignettes withing the, but we we’ll talk about that shortly.  My brain was totally aroused and entertained.  Director, sex culture expert and all around amazing lady Erika Lust makes sexy smart porn for women, but I think men would absolutely love all of her films.

“There is a magical bohemian place where people go after dark to hear erotic tales.”  Performers and storytellers fill the cabaret.  Couples choose which person they would like to listen to and are then taken on a “journey”.  We get whisked away to the new reality where the vignettes take place.  These stories within the the story are hot.  And beautiful.  I am so smitten with Cabaret Desire that I have decided to review it scene by scene which means each week I’ll talk about a different scene.  It deserves to be watched.  I might be drawing it out because I like it so much, but who’s complaining?

Scene 1 tells the tale of a woman with two lovers, a man and a woman, who share the same name.  There are months torrid love making, but what I love most is how the scenarios are made similar between the two.  This is part of what makes Sofia so enthralled with her love triangle.  The main sex scene between the two “couples” is edited together so that we flip back and forth between the two.  The acts and positions are similar, making for beautiful editing.  And wow is it just so hot.  You can feel lust and magnetism.  That feeling you get early in a love affair (for lack of better word).  The want and need to both tear each other apart and make each other feel so good.

I don’t want to tell you how this little tryst ends because I want you to watch for yourself.  Even if you haven’t been in the exact situation, you’ll be able to relate.  I’m including a little teaser video to wet your whistle.  It is free!  Enjoy!

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Love,

Ginger