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Writers Roundup: Best of 2016

At the end of each calendar year, the adult industry typically reflects on the past year’s releases in the form of award nominations. At HotMoviesForHer, we consider ourselves the experts of all things XXX, and with our unique and differing perspectives on the content we see each day, the staff writers decided to nominate our own personal choices for some already-established award categories, and some categories that we came up with ourselves. Take a look below to see what we’ve hand-selected as the best of XXX in 2016.

@JudyHologram

abelladanger2016Female Performer of the Year: Abella Danger and Sara Luvv

It’s a toss up between Abella Danger and Sara Luvv. They’re both great performers who are tons of fun to watch, and they consistently pick great projects to work on.

Male Performer of the Year: Manuel Ferrara

I know he’s already won like 1000 times, but I’ve gotta stick with Manuel Ferrara. The man could generate sexual chemistry with a chia pet. Her scene with Abella Danger in her Hard X showcase, Abella, was truly phenomenal.

Best New Starlet: Kira Noirkiranoir2016

Kira Noir really stood out for me this year. She has a look that’s really hard to find in this industry, and she carries herself with a ton of maturity. I consistently have to remind myself that she really is a newbie and that she’s not an industry veteran.

cindyqueenofhell2016Trans Performer of the Year: River Stark

I have to go with River Stark for her performance in Transition. It was a powerful, semi-autobiographic performance that I think is really helping to change the landscape of trans-porn.

Best Feature Movie: Cindy Queen of Hell

I love seeing big passion project from people who really love their work. The first scene with Joanna Angel, Xander Corvus, and Small Hands is particularly awesome.

Best Gonzo Movie: Girl/Boy 2

Girl/Boy 2 from Dana Vespoli just really blew me away. A very close second would be Abella, the Abella Danger showcase from Hard X.

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Best Activist/Advocate: Siouxsie Q and Julia Ann

Siouxsie Q and Julia Ann  did stellar work on the No On Prop 60 campaign, and they really deserve more gratitude than we could ever give them!

Best Team Effort: Stoya and Kayden Kross

Stoya and Kayden Kross’s Trenchcoat X is all the gloriously arty smut that I’ve ever dreamed of, resulting in the candy colored Brett Rossi is Delicious!

Best Indie Movie: Glitter and Gold

These two really go hand in hand, so I’m going to pick 2 and go with Glitter and Gold.

@AndiScribe

Female Performer of the Year: Samantha Bentleysamanthabentley2016

Samantha has performed in several films this year, but I am most fond of her crazy character in Hard in Love I & II. She’s been writing a lot about the industry for mainstream publications, which has helped to give a non-porn audience an honest and intelligent look at the work she does.

Male Performer of the Year: Jean Val Jean

Jean Val Jean has been around for awhile, but recently he has made a huge comeback with Erotica X and Tushy scenes. Also, his scene with Joanna Angel in Dominantly Submissive was excellent.

christianacinn2016Best New Starlet: Christiana Cinn

Christiana Cinn started in late 2015, and she already has over 30 scenes to her credit with some of the biggest studios in the game.  She has a ton of creative vision and talent, and I hope to see much more of her next year. Although, I think many people will say Melissa Moore may get the nod this year due to her scary similarity to last year’s Female Performer of the Year, Riley Reid.

Trans Performer of the Year: Michelle Austin

Michelle Austin has worked her butt off this year as a performer, director, and studio owner.  She has also been forthcoming with her own work on her body, mind, and soul through social media and advocacy.

Best Feature Movie: Sugar Babies

Sugar Babies from Pretty Dirty studio. I am not writing any spoilers, but this was messed up and super hot. Best movie of the year, if you’re into dark and inappropriate relationships, which is what makes this studio really great.

Best Gonzo Movie: Anal Encores

Anal Encores from Mike Adriano Media. Newcomer Zelda Morrison’s scene with Mike is not to be missed.

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Best Activist/Advocate: Chanel Preston

It was great to see the industry come together to fight Prop 60, and there are a lot of people that were very vocal, reached out to fans and mainstream media, and really educated the masses on the issues. Chanel Preston held APAC together when it could have fallen apart. She pushed through with her team, and continued to expand membership and outreach.

Best Team Effort: Dee Severe and Jimmy Broadway

Dee Severe and Jimmy Broadway for Severe Sex films. This husband and wife team work with extremely talented performers, they were instrumental in the fight against Prop 60, they genuinely want the industry and everyone in it to be informed, safe, and have a good time, and their scenes always make me feel like they are having the most fun out of anyone in the biz.

Best Indie Movie: Femdom Fatale 5

Julie Simone‘s Femdom Fatale 5  because I need more unicorn anal play in my life!

@ExplicitBridget

Female Performer of the Year: Sara Luvvsaraluvv2016

For me, 2016 was the year of Sara Luvv. Everywhere I seemed to look, Sara dominated the major releases from virtually every studio out there. One of the biggest releases of the year, Babysitting the Baumgartners, showcased Sara’s ability to deliver incredible performances for both lesbian and straight scenes. She’s a truly dynamic star that continues to rise through the ranks of the industry into fan-favorite status.

Male Performer of the Year: Mick Blue

He’s won the title in years past, but Mick Blue continues to lead the male performer pack in my opinion. With his studio BAM Visions as a standout new brand for Evil Angel and his work with every other major studio under the sun, watching a Mick Blue scene was almost unavoidable this year, not that anyone would want to avoid the raunchy Austrian sweetheart!

lyralaw2016Best New Starlet: Lyra Law

We were introduced to the stunning Lyra Law in 2016, and I couldn’t have been more mesmerized by her performances. Whether performing as a Domme or as your more typical porn video-vixen, Lyra put her own sexy spin on being a California beachy blonde. Her scenes alongside real-life beau Michael Vegas were especially titillating for me because I could tell their chemistry was 100% authentic.

Trans Performer of the Year: Nina Lawless

I saw a whole lot of Nina Lawless this year, and I liked it! The super-fit Mexican hottie made waves working with almost every trans-friendly studio in the industry this year. Not only is her work ethic impressive, but so too is her range. Nina can be a sultry scene partner when she tops or bottoms, but she can also be a merciless Dominatrix during her kinkier shoots.

Best Feature Movie: Little Red – A Lesbian Fairytalelittlered2016

Girlsway is constantly killing it with their feature releases, but Little Red really took the cake for me this year. Inspired by the classic fairytale of Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red somehow turned a children’s classic into a raunchy lesbian romp that kept pretty true to the plot of the original story… as much as was possible without involving an actual wolf.

Best Gonzo Movie: Dirty Talk 3

Manuel Ferrara‘s series Dirty Talk is a pretty sensual take on the POV genre, and for that reason alone I love it. With each starlet beginning their scene by giving the camera “bedroom eyes” while telling Manuel exactly what they want to do to him, it’s a pretty intimate and sexy moment. This series is unique and doesn’t get enough credit in my opinion, but the third installment is especially my favorite just because some of my favorite stars are in it: August Ames, Abella Danger, Karlee Grey, and Briana Banks! Doesn’t get hotter than that.

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Best Activist/Advocate: Andre Shakti

It’s one thing to work in the adult industry and face all of society’s unwanted morality and criticism for your career choice, but it’s quite another to face all of that unwanted backlash and use your voice to fight for your rights as a sex worker. This year, Andre Shakti stood up for her and her fellow sex workers’ rights writing for multiple mainstream publications like Cosmopolitan and VICE, and also had the courage to pose for the cover of The New York Times Magazine for a piece debating whether or not sex work should remain 2016-12-20_14-03-47criminalized. Through her myriad of thoughtful pieces, Andre Shakti exposes the reality of working as a queer sex worker in a climate that still views her lifestyle as overwhelmingly taboo.

Best Team Effort: Anikka Albrite & Mick Blue

I love a good power couple, and Anikka and Mick are probably the closest thing to Beyonce and Jay Z that the adult industry is going to get. Between managing their new Evil Angel studio, BAM Visions, and continuing to churn out scorching scene-after-scene for every other popular studio in existence, Anikka and Mick keep themselves busy in the best way possible: doing what they love!

Best Indie Movie: FUCK THEM ALL

From indie porn studio Bleu Productions, FUCK THEM ALL really struck me as a fun and unique take on queer porn. Starring FTM trans performer Kay Garnellen, Kay travels through dark, erotic fantasies that ultimately lead him to an explosive gender-fluid orgy that is not to be missed!

For more award-winning movie suggestions, check out our 2017 AVN Awards category. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter @hotmoviesforher!

Box Cover Copycats in Porn

When I started art school, I figured I’d probably major in graphic design. Instead, I started dating a graphic design major, and bore witness to how the long hours spent at the computer and screaming at his printer as if it were a sentient being slowly drove him to the edge of insanity. So, I lived with him for three years while I plucked my way towards a degree in painting and drawing. While I’m pretty worthless at actually designing anything myself, I still have a bit of an eye for it.

What I’ve noticed lately is that with the success of certain porn studios come the inevitable copycats. Since we all judge a porno book by its porno cover, the first step to stealing your competitors’ thunder is to copy the photography and design of their box covers. We’re all for a bit of healthy competition here at HMFH HQ, so I think it’s time to take a look at some of porn’s latest box cover copycats.

Everyone Loves Blacked

Black and White 2 Blacked.com box cover

Interracial studio Blacked.com is one of porn’s youngest darlings, and their boxcovers are certainly striking yet minimal. Director Greg Lansky pairs hung, stark naked black stars like Isiah Maxwell and Rob Piper with white girls against a naturally lit white backdrop. The women sidle up to their co-stars, while the men wrap a protective arm around their waists, staring down at them romantically, longingly. It’s a huge difference from the interracial porn of yesteryear, which was marketed in such a way as to make the black stars the villains coming for your white daughters. By departing from its racist predecessors, Blacked became hugely successful in a short amount of time, and the industry took notice.

Interracial Surrender 1 Team Skeet box cover

A lot of notice. Team Skeet was definitely taking a few moves from the Blacked playbook when they started their Interracial Surrender series. I think they may have upped the ante a little bit when they cunningly posed Elektra Rose‘s forearm parallel with Jovan Jordan‘s dick.

Interracial Booty Dark X AJ Applegate box cover

I ain’t even mad about this one. DARK X popped up in the last year as Mason‘s answer to Blacked. I don’t know how much actual copycatting went on here, since DARK X’s sister studio HARD X has been running the minimal box cover game for a few years now.

Shade X Smash Pictures Katerina Kay box cover

Oh, come on now. Look, I get it. It’s tough at there in porno-world these days, and you gotta hustle and try to make money however you can. But do you really gotta nab another studio’s brand identity to the point that you’re going to be confusing some folks? Bad form!

Primary Culprit: Smash Pictures

Cuddles box cover Smash Pictures Ariana Marie

Let it be clear, I bear no ill will towards Smash Pictures. They’re a rad studio, and I like a lot of their pornos (special shout out to American Hustle XXX!) However, it seems like they’ve been struggling to find an identity the past year or two, to the point that many of their box covers look like they came from someone else.

The Bombshells 6 box cover Elegant Angel Aidra Fox

The graphic design MO of Elegant Angel is typically hot naked lady + white background + the title flipped 90 degrees to the right or left. Do we notice some similarities here?

Now Daddy box cover Smash Pictures Abella Danger

Here we have a daddy themed flick starring Abella Danger.

It's A Daddy Thing 6 box cover Elegant Angel Abella Danger

And here’s another one from Elegant Angel! It’s not the most egregious case of copycatting, but the pose, white background, theme, and childish font choices are a bit eyebrow raising.

I'm Engaged To My Father box cover Riley Reid

When I first saw this boxcover from Smash Pictures, I was totally shocked that it wasn’t from Digital Sin’s Tabu Tales line.

Sex Is All Relatives box cover Digital Sin Cassidy Klein

Look at that silvery, serif font that looks like it came from a moderately sexy mystery/thriller penned by a female novelist in the mid-aughts. The washed out lighting, grope-y pose, and gray background just seals the deal for me.

Romance X box cover Smash Pictures

Smash Pictures, please stop trying to make us think that you’re Hard X or Erotica X.

Swingers Getaway box cover Erotica X Leah Gotti

You will never be Erotica X. You didn’t even try to making your box cover romantic, you just slapped an X on there after the word “Romance’ and hoped for the best. If you had just tried for “Romance XXX” instead I wouldn’t even have thought twice.

So, I get it. When something that someone else is doing works, you’re gonna get in on it. Porno has a long history of studios following trends set by others, where even independently successful studios will eventually fall in line with the flavor of the week. It’s a rat race out there, everyone’s just trying to get their piece of the porno pie.

Until next time, go watch something from Smash Pictures and let them know that you like them just the way they are.

Judy Hologram apes other painters on the time. You can follow her on twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of the girl gang @HotMoviesForHer.

Judy Hologram’s XXX Bachelorette Porno Fantasy

Nothing gets me wetter than watching beautiful people express their most hideous delusions in a highly constructed, high pressure environment on national television. This is why I fucking love The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. This season in particular, with bachelorette JoJo Fletcher’s appalling taste in men and the emergence of one of reality TV’s greatest villains, Chad Johnson, has cemented my love for this shitshow. Now I want a porno version of it. With fantasy suite dates coming up faster than Evan’s erectile dysfunction clinic, I am very graciously throwing the industry a freebie and have cast and written The Bachelorette 2016 XXX.

JoJo

JoJo Fletcher Tori Black

JoJo Fletcher is a spunky, girl-next-door from Texas with great hair. She keeps on giving roses to unlikeable grifters with identical haircuts. She says, “I have to trust my gut.” I say, “Your gut is untrustworthy.” I wanted to cast someone with big boobies to play her, but I’m just going to bring Tori Black out of retirement and call it a day.

Chris Harrison

Chris Harrison Evan Stone

Chris Harrison has been hosting this show for fucking forever, and will probably continue hosting it until they lower his cold, dead corpse in his grave. He will be played by Evan Stone with a haircut.

Ben Higgins

Ben Higgins The Bachelor Porn Tyler Nixon

Last season, Bachelor Ben broke JoJo’s heart by not realizing that polyamory is a thing. After telling both Lauren B and JoJo that he loved them, he got all weepy and confused and ultimately proposed to Lauren. To be honest, their aggressive blandness made them perfect for each other. Tyler Nixon, the sweetest looking Homecoming King of this generation of male porn stars, gets the part of Ben.

Lauren B.

Lauren B The Bachelor Elsa Jean Porn Star

When asked what she looks for in a man, Lauren responded with, “I’m looking for someone who’s like my dad. My dad likes lawns!” Angelic Lauren B will be played by Elsa Jean in what will surely be the most challenging, in-depth role of her career.

Chad

Chad Johnson The bachelorette Chad White porn star

There’s something about the name Chad that spreads like a virus through the host’s body and infects them with a certain je nais se quoi. It’s a bit of bad fashion, douche-baggery, and over-confidence mashed together into a mess of a human that I can’t help but find endearing. Some people will tell you that a Chad is always a bro, but this is not true. My personal Chad went to art school with me and has excellent taste in mid-century furniture. I once suggested that he drink a glass of water instead of another can of Coke. “Water!?” he sneered. “Not in this body!” I once had to stay an extra twenty minutes at his apartment watching him play saxophone when I’d only come over to borrow some allen wrenches. He rubs garlic powder on his online-purchases to try and get them for free. There is a ridiculous quality that runs through the veins of all Chads. God bless them.

Chad Johnson, the villain of this season of The Bachelorette was perfect in that he was simultaneously insane yet reasonable. We nodded our heads in agreement when he sneered at his competition, “You’ve only known her for two days, how can you be in love with her?” And then we shit ourselves in horrified delight when he threatened to rip off everyone’s arms and legs and throw their torsos in the pool. I loved every inch of his ‘roided out soul.

HOWEVER, it was reported by several news outlets that Chad’s real first name is not in fact Chad, but BRIAN. Chad is Chad’s middle name, and he’s been going by Chad all his life. This means that Chad CHOSE to be a Chad, and this was hugely important to my casting decision. Only a Chad can truly understand another Chad, especially a Chad who also chosen to become a Chad. Therefore, porn star Chad White will be playing bachelor Chad, so that he may plumb the depths of what it means to be a Chad.

Evan

Evan The Bachelorette Marcelo Slave Porn star

Evan is the wimpy, weepy owner of his very own chain of erectile dysfunction clinics (or, as Chad once called it, a “boner business.”) His downfall in the game (sorry, “journey”) of The Bachelorette came in his thinking that he was somehow smart, witty, and charismatic enough to take down The Chad Bear. By pettily wining about how Chad ripped his v-neck, and failing to deliver Jojo an ultimatum about Chad, Evan came off as the pettiest little man we’d ever seen. My casting choice is Marcelo with a wig and a glued on goatee to play a cuckolded Evan.

Aaron Rodgers’ Little Brother

Jordan Rodgers porn parody

To help fill the fame shaped hole in his heart, Aaron Rodgers’ Little Brother will be played by Jordan Rodgers.

Luke

Nick The Bachelorette Prince Yahshua porn star

It’s no secret that The Bachelor Nation has a wee bit of a problem when it comes to race and diversity. There’s never been a lead of color, and non-white contestants never make it very far. We had a hard time casting lily-white Texas cowboy Luke (Andi and Dee suggested a Frenchman and a Pole, respectively) so I decided to take a trip off the beaten path and give my Bachelorette porno the diversity that the original never had. Luke will be played by Prince Yahshua. This is also a cry to help to Prince, who blocked me on Twitter a few weeks ago for mysterious reasons.

Please, Prince… give me another chance. Let me make it right between us. I don’t know what I did wrong, but we can fix it, together.

Robby

Robby The Bachelorette Logan Pierce pornstar

Soulless, dead-eyed, possibly gay Robby was another one that we had a tough time with. There’s no one currently in XXX that can pull off his swimmer’s bod or his seemingly perfect, computer animated hair. Logan Pierce plays creepy pretty well, so we’ll throw the role his way.

Chase

Chase The Bachelorette Fucking Machine Roomba

Chase does not experience emotion, so he will be played by a fucking-machine mounted on a Roomba.

SCENE 1

The Bachelorette porn parody JoJo Ben Lauren cuckqueening

Scene one is a flashback to the end of Ben Higgins’ season. I am of the opinion that there isn’t enough cuckqueening scenes in porn. After getting dumped by Ben in favor of Lauren, JoJo stands in the rain outside of Ben and Lauren’s hotel room and watches them make aggressively vanilla love. She vows revenge. She won’t get any actual revenge because this is porn and plot holes are acceptable.

SCENE 2

The Bachelorette Porn Parody JoJo Tori Black Chad Evan

We flash-forward to the middle of this season, immediately after the Chad bear is dismissed from his two-on-one date with Alex. You might think that when I say “two-on-one” I mean a threesome, but you’d be wrong. After Chad stalks back to the mansion through the underbrush with all the grace of a serial killer who’s been caught, he arrives and drags his fingers across the window. Evan demands restitution for his ripped shirt yet again, so Chad hangs him up on a wall-sconce by the neck of his current shirt. JoJo arrives back from the rest of her date with Alex, and is driven mad with lust by Chad’s bulging vascularity, Evan’s prostrateness, and the platters of cold cuts that Chad has kindly set out for her nourishment. Thus begins a cuckolding scene between JoJo and Chad, with Evan as the cuck. A raw yam is used as a dildo. After the cumshot, Evan’s shirt rips and he falls to the floor, and Chad pops a blood vessel and passes out. When he reawakens, the rest of the house has left for Uruguay.

SCENE 3

The Bachelorette Porn JoJo Tori Black gangbang

We flash forward yet again to the most important episode, FANTASY SUITE DATES. We all know that the fantasy suite is the night that JoJo finally gets to fuck everyone, but due to budget cuts at ABC, the episode can only take place over one night instead of three. Also, I fucked up my math so there will be four guys in the Fantasy Suit instead of three. Get ready for the gaaangbaaang!! JoJo gets fucked in all kinds of fun ways by Aaron Rodgers’ Little Brother, Luke, Robby, and RoombaChase while Chris Harrison watches through a one-way mirror. Usually we look for teamwork in our gangbangs, but this one is a bit of a mess as the guys all vie for supremacy.

At the end of the gangbang, Chris Harrison appears from a revolving bookcase and informs JoJo that she must give a rose to one of the guys. She ponders for half a second before announcing, “I’ve decided to give this rose to someone who I really admire and want to give some validation to as I continue this journey: myself.” She flashes the peace sign and exits the hotel room, never to be seen again.

Obviously she’s actually going to choose Aaron Rodgers’ Little Brother but porno is the place where all of my fantasies can come true.

By the way, there are a bunch of actual parodies of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette that you can watch while you wait for mine to be filmed.

Judy Hologram does not accept this rose. You can following her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

Writers Roundup: Porn Stars We Want to Hang Out With

Dana Vespoli
Dana Vespoli

Sometimes we read something about a star, or we see an incredible feat accomplished in a scene, and we just want to give that star a high-five. Maybe that star thinks our hand-slap is so good, that they invite us over for dinner, introduce us to their friends, and feed us lots of cake and delicious sugary treats. Without the risk of sounding fan-girl-star-crazed, we decided which porn stars we would want to hang out with, and the stars we think would be our BFFs. It wasn’t only us women who wanted to talk about this subject. Our buddy from HotMovies, Victor Vaselino, knew we were planning this post and gave a convincing argument as to why he should be able to talk about his porn BFF. Basically, Victor needed a venue to profess his undying love to a great musician we have already written about on HMFH, so we decided it was relevant, and we were happy to have his input on the subject.

Bridget

If I had to pick any porn star to become BFFs with, it’s a no-brainer. I like to hang out with likeminded people with a good sense of humor, and in the porno realm that equates to none other than Dana DeArmond. I need people in my life that are willing to call me out when I do stupid and/or regrettable stuff, and I know I could count on her to do just that. You’d be hard-pressed to find a porn star that does more shit-talking than Ms. DeArmond, and in such clever ways too. Her scene with Tommy Pistol  in ScrewberX  is a perfect example of how she doesn’t put up with anyone’s crap.

Dana DeArmond Tommy Pistol
Dana DeArmond and Tommy Pistol

 

Waka Flaka Dana DeArmond
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I love Dana’s feisty wit, but what makes her an even more attractive partner-in-crime is that this chick doesn’t give a fuck about anything; she uses her legal name as her porn name! She’s just working in the adult industry and owning her lifestyle, and I respect that a lot. Not only is she hilarious and bold, but she’s gorgeous as well. This all-natural Spiegler girl would be a great wing-woman at a party or charismatic arm-candy for a night on the town. I only imagine the wacky antics we would get up to together. I don’t know exactly what she does outside of fucking on camera, but I’m sure it’s in line with my interests of relaxing and watching trashy TV. I could see us watching KUWTK and making fun of Kris Jenner like the gal pals we were always meant to be!

I would’ve been the perfect addition to this assembly of great minds: just me, Dana DeArmond, and Waka Flocka. Maybe next time.

Andi

Jonni Darkko
Jonni Darkko

I’ve written before about Dee Severe and Jimmy Broadway, owners of Severe Sex, and how I really like the way their titles incorporate BDSM into real-life situations with great narratives. I’m also a huge fan of what Bree Mills and StillsbyAlan are doing over at Girlsway. Pretty much everyone I have written about I am a fan of: Michelle Austin, Buck Angel, and Pink and White Productions are a few people that I feel consistently produce interesting and sexy content. I would love to hang out with these people (and I have with a few), but I would really like to chat with Jonni Darkko to see why he chooses to shoot the content he does.

Jizz My Glasses Jonni DarkkoG for Gianna Jonni Darkko

I mean, Jizz My Glasses is a real title. That title is hysterical to me because I would never think that a movie about ejaculating on people’s glasses would be so popular.  Who knew that many people would want to jizz on eyewear? I wrote about the women of Brown Sugar Fuck Dolls a few months ago, and people went bananas. Of course, the women are beautiful and popular stars, but the response to my posts and tweets was overwhelming. People love Jonni Darkko, and while it isn’t the stuff I would watch to get me in the mood, I am fascinated by how well of a show he puts together. I’ve read that he creates the soundtrack to every film himself, and he has released his own tracks on well-known DJ albums. I love the way he filmed Gianna Michaels in G for Gianna.  Gianna is amazing, but the work they did together was really special. I want to know why he shoots the way he does and what his visual influences are. Seriously, this man is having a great time doing what he loves. I can just see me in Ibiza listening to really loud EDM play to a crowd of hundreds, while we talk about jazz and painting, and photography, and I try to stay awake past midnight for his new track to drop. That’s the life.

Dee Viant

Eric Jover
Eric Jover with Moose and Sylvester

There are so many people in porn who I think are fantastic, and I’ve gotten to meet a variety of people whose work I love. With that in mind, I wanted to focus on those I’ve never met in person, although that doesn’t really make this much easier to answer. However, I’d say that due to the ongoing interactions we’ve had on Twitter regarding kink, cats, and general nerdery, this is tossup between Chrissy Daniels (@Chrissy_Daniels ) and Eric Jover (@ballbusting). I’ve been interacting with both Chrissy and Eric since I started working on just FetishMovies 3.5 years ago, and I would love to finally meet them each in person. I have the utmost respect for anyone who builds their own XXX business, especially when they are involved in every facet of that business, including performing. I need to be around highly intelligent people who work hard, and both of my fantasy porn BFFs fall into that group. They are also both hilarious and have solid and apparent senses of humor.

Also, I’m a total sucker for animals, and will horse around on the floor with any pet that will have me. Chrissy and Eric both post photos of their kitty beasts, and I want to snuggle the hell out of them too. I feel like my orange cat Talk Face has a special bond with Chrissy’s orange buddy Hank. Is this getting weird? I think so. Bottom line: Show me titties and kitties if you want to win me over.

Chrissy Daniels
Chrissy Daniels

 

Suggested Titles:

Lesbian Vampire Seductions and The Farce Awakens

Our MILF/The DILF Lover

Let’s see, I love to laugh and get a kick out of laughing at some of the antics these guys pull both in front of and behind the camera. Don’t judge me too harshly because I’m telling my age, but I think if I had to chose somebody to hang with it would be (drum roll, please) Evan Stone. The man is beyond goofy judging by the many hilarious roles he’s played over the years from caveman, to pirate to a pest control technician who was more interested in boffing the client! Even if it was just shadowing him for a day, I would be content because he’s guaranteed to give you a good laugh!

Kelly and Ryan Madison
Kelly and Ryan Madison

I would also love, love, love to hang out with the dynamic duo Kelly and Ryan Madison. Not only are they just so cute as a couple, I love the way they work and play together (which is not something every couple can do). While they’re known for outrageous sexual acts on screen both amidst themselves and tag-teaming other girls…this pair is undeniably in love, they work as an awesome team together and I would love to pick their brains on how to make these aspects work. Plus while I understand that things appear different when the camera is running – it wouldn’t help to get a few pointers on their uninhibited lifestyle!

Judy Hologram

My porn star BFF is already Abella Danger because one time I tweeted something about how all my best friends are size queens and she was like, “I’m not a size queen, can we still be friends?” I tried to play it cool because this was my first time having a porn star friend, and I think I pulled it off. My Abella Danger friend date would involve reliving my youth while vaping and maybe eating a pizza with Carter Cruise  while we talk about how lit and fiery stuff is. Abella could be my wingwoman and try to pull guys for me, but she’s actually way hotter than me, but I’d be so totally ok with that probably.

Abella Danger
Abella Danger

But for real, Abella is mad cool and has a great head on her shoulders and I’d love to talk dicks with her one day.

If I wanted to hang out with a porn star while wearing my comfy clothes, it would have to be Dana Vespoli. I’ve spent approximately 11 hours of my life watching her Real Sex Diary series, so I know that she’s always down with a quiet dinner and wine at home. She’s a big movie buff, which works its way into her pornos, so I’d love to just kick it on the couch with a cheap bottle of wine, some snacks, and a good flick and pick her brain for an evening.

Dana Vespoli and Chanel Preston
Dana Vespoli and Chanel Preston

 

The Authentic Lesbian

Business Of Women

I would love to hang out with Girlsway genius director Bree Mills and voyeur extraordinaire Shine Louise Houston. What I love most about Bree’s features, particularly The Turning, Project Pandora, and The Business of Women, is the social element of women’s rights and sexual desires that serve as the underlying tone. She’s managed to create a world where every woman is a lesbian (I call that paradise), empowered with the ability to attack social standards and stereotypes, while remaining incredibly sexy and often incorporating a dark and twisted sense of humor. After watching one of her titles you feel like you watched a movie with lots of sex in it instead of a porno flick. You walk away with an extreme satisfaction and a few things to think about. Shine Louise Houston’s Pink And White Productions, specifically the CrashPad Series (I know I rave about them often, but with good reason) is more relatable in the sense that you’re watching two real people have real sex. I’m not even sure there’s any directing involved, that’s how authentic it looks and feels. You hear the playful banter between position changes, and watch the not-so-sexy process that is putting on a strap, and it looks like what happens in your bedroom.

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The coolest part is that the underlying social aspects are there, but instead of being written into a plot and acted out, they come directly from the performers themselves. The series features a lot of gender queer performers and the sex itself takes on the role of the plot, forcing you to think as they perform acts in ways you may not have encountered previously. For example, some stars prefer to leave their clothes on the entire time making you think about how pleasure is attainable outside of physical contact. Others use various toys and fuck like wild rabbits instead of lightly touching and fondling, forcing you to step outside the societal view of what lesbian/queer sex must look like and account for behaviors you may not have otherwise. The fact that these two creative and extremely influential women have found ways to stimulate mind and body simultaneously makes them my ultimate coffee shop hang out crew! Could you imagine picking their brains over something fancy they sell in a San Fran shop, or brainstorming a collaboration project in the French Quarter? Shit, I’d love to just be in their company when a hot girl walks by! The possibilities are limitless…

Victor Vaselino

My BPSFF (Best Porn Star Friend Forever) is undoubtedly Xander Corvus.  I was assigned to write his bio for HotMovies over a year ago, and after learning about the guy, I couldn’t help but love him.  Everything I learned about the guy made me want to hang out with him, from both of us having a biker father, our mutual love for heavy metal, to the fact that we both have performed in metal bands (Xander is the lead singer for L.A. metal band Circle of Violence.). He’s pretty much just like me, except successful.  And gets laid all the time.  And has a big cock.

We’d be such good friends.

Xandar Corvus HotMoviesForHer
Xander Corvus

My ideal bro-date with Xander would be getting a six pack (each, of course), jamming out to some At the Gates or Carcass, playing a show together (With lights!  And pyro! And he could get on my shoulders while I do a guitar solo-it’d be EPIC ADORBZ), and then picking up some girls and taking them back to my parents’ garage.

(There’s no way to NOT make this sound dorky: I’m pretty much describing high school, only with a famous pornstar playing the role of my former best friend.  Maybe I should just give that guy a call, and hope he forgives me for “The Katrina Incident”.)

Honoring Candida Royalle, Porn Pioneer

Candida Royalle in an orange chair
Candida Royalle

The adult industry lost a pioneer and advocate on September 7th of this year. Candida Royalle was a true innovator in film and in sex-positive education. Her work has inspired other filmmakers as well as helped viewers to better express their own sexuality. This XRCO and AVN Hall of Fame member produced, starred, and directed some of the first female-centric adult content in the United States, and continued to lecture, shoot documentaries, and mentor women throughout her lifetime. Her body of work and her life-long friendships with other women in the industry created a subculture of feminist porn, which began as a niche interest, and has since developed into a vocal and powerful genre.

Candida Royalle directing The Gift
Candida Royalle directing The Gift

Candida Royalle porn directorWhen Royalle began her career in the adult industry many of the popular films were centered on the male orgasm, and often the objectification of women. Knowing that she could create films that focused on the pleasure of both participants, Royalle began to write scripts and create scenarios based around real people and their desire for authentic intimacy. These films have been regarded as helpful tools for couples who seek to expand their sex lives, not only in a physical sense, but enabling partner communication to evolve from experimentation in a safe, respectful story line.

Royalle was born in New York City, and was classically trained in liberal and creative arts. She attended the High School of Art and Design, Parson’s School of Design, and the City University of New York. After school, she traveled to the West Coast, and became friends with some of the original members of the infamous Cockettes while she was living in San Francisco. Royalle’s first performance in adult films was in 1974, and she continued to perform until 1980. Royalle returned to New York in 1980 and began directing films that were centered on couples’ intimacy. In 1984, she created Femme Productions, an erotic film company focused on female pleasure.

Candida Royalle director

SH-CR+studsContinuing to tread the path toward women’s sexual empowerment, Royalle partnered with Dutch designer Jandirk Groet, and together they created the Natural Contours line of discreet, luxurious personal massagers. The line debuted in 1999 to favorable reviews and quickly became a bestselling in women’s mainstream health catalogs. In later years, Royalle moved on to the role of mentor, guiding aspiring female directors in the approach of sex-positive films and the continuance of the Femme Line, while still expressing their own visions and ideas. Royalle has made her mission of women’s sexual empowerment multi-cultural by producing the film Afrodite Superstar, a breakthrough film nominated for seven AVN Awards in 2007.  She also created a new line of ethnic erotica for couples called “Femme Chocolat” in order to provide high quality, intelligent erotica for the largely under-served, and under-represented women of diverse ethnic backgrounds and couples.

How to tell a naked man what to doRoyalle’s well-received body of work generated substantial interest in her discourse, and soon Royalle became a sought-after speaker on the sexology lecture circuit, speaking at venues such as the Smithsonian Institute, the American Psychiatric Association’s national conference, the World Congress on Sexology, as well as Wellesley College, Princeton, Columbia, and New York University. She is the first erotic filmmaker to have been invited to become a member of the American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors, and Therapists (AASECT) due to her message of sex-positivism in her films. She is also a founding board member of Feminists for Free Expression.

Recently, Royalle had participated in several panels featuring women in the adult industry who have shaped a culture of ethical porn-making. In 2014, Royalle, was honored with the degree Doctor of Human Sexuality from the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality. Along with Veronica Hart, Veronica Vera, Annie Sprinkle and the late Gloria Leonard, Royalle was a part of Club 90, the first sex work support group. In June of 2015, Royalle was on a panel for Mindbrowse.com entitled “Pioneers of Feminist Porn.” Co-panelist Jacky St. James stated, “You cannot talk about female pornographers and not mention Candida Royalle, whose work in pornography is every bit as groundbreaking today as it was thirty years ago.” Candida Royalle in hat copy

HotMoviesForHer is grateful for the influence Candida Royalle had on not only pornography, but generations of women who aspire to create and perform in adult entertainment, as well as couples and individuals who have benefited from the insight and care her films and advocacy have contributed to their lives. Her impact on the adult industry, feminism and sex positivism is an integral part of our mission at HotMoviesForHer, and we will forever be inspired by her legacy.

 

 

Porn Star Musicians and Musicians in Porn

Heather Hunter
Heather Hunter

Maybe a few of you know this already, but there is a huge connection between the music industry and the adult industry. Several people who work in adult films have also recorded music, or they are aspiring to be the next big pop sensation. Since one of the biggest pop sensations, Beyonce Carter, has a birthday this week, we thought that it would be fitting to give you a list of some of the more entertaining, and maybe obvious, porn star crossovers. Not all of these performers will be mainstream or household names, but a few of them really should be. There’s also a few people on this list that ARE mainstream musicians, and you’ll probably be surprised (or not) that they show up on this list. Let’s start with some of the more known about porn star musicians, and work our way into the lesser known artists.

Heather Hunter– Classic star Heather Hunter  was the very first African-American woman to become a Vivid contract girl. Heather released HH:The Unexpected, an album that showcases her vocal skills and lyrics that detail her sexual side as well as her deep appreciation for soul and funk. Heather was also a Soul Train dancer, and was frequently on New York underground star Robyn Bird’s show. Multi-talented and savvy club owner, Heather says that she has a lot of respect for women MCs and her favorite musician of all time is the artist formally known as Prince. While retired from the adult industry, Heather’s other skills can be seen in films like Star Hunter and Bulletproof DivaWhile she is not performing adult content in Bulletproof Diva,  she is an amazing female assassin who takes on bad guys in the ultimate fight for human souls and redemption.

Chad Alva
Chad Alva

Chad Alva: As a porn star Chad has won a handful of AVN awards and has also been in several bands. He is in a metal band named Chiildren and he used to be in Dead to Fall. He also performs with The Primals, which is more rock than metal, and he is in a new band called Ass Life, which just released a few videos you can find with a pretty easy search. Look out for the title “Scabs.” This is probably the best short song/video combination I’ve seen in awhile because of how much fun you can tell these guys are having. Chad is a busy guy, and even though his Wikipedia page may say that he has retired from porn, you can be sure that he is still going strong.Chiildren2

Danny Wylde
Danny Wylde

Danny Wylde: While Chad Alva IS still working, Danny Wylde is no longer performing in new scenes. He is helping to produce and edit content for James Deen’s company, which makes sense because Danny went to school for filmmaking. Danny is the lead singer of Chiildren; a Metalcore/Deathcore band, which buddy Chad Alva plays bass in. Danny and Chad met through a mutual friend in the industry, and the two of them started talking about their love of music. They decided they had enough in common to start a band. Chiildren has gotten great reviews for the production quality and the melding of melodic industrial sensibilities with doom-like riffs. Danny is also a prolific writer and has a long-standing blog, two novels and scores his own short films. Check out Chiildren’s EP, The Other People. 

Please Pumper, don't hurt 'em
Please Pumper, don’t hurt ’em

Brian Pumper: B. Pumper is a business man with a lot of self-belief and dedication to his craft. He has stated in several interviews that he admires 50 Cent, and would love for his support in breaking into the mainstream hip-hop genre. Pumper has said that G-Unit would be the perfect umbrella for him to grow as an artist because G-Unit is about the gangsta lifestyle, and so is Pumper. While Pumper may not be selling anything illegal or committing violent acts, he is making some movies that definitely push the envelope. There are at least 800 movies in which Mr. Pumper graces us with his flow, specifically, Gapeman 6:

 

I’m the Gapeman, the fucking Gapeman
Come destroy rectum, make hole so big, man.
Call me the Gapeman, I’m the Gapeman
Anal destruction, the ass I break, man.

These lyrics alone do not do Mr. Pumper’s talent any justice. This is truly something you have to witness for yourself. This clip is a bit more tame. Trust me, the Gapeman intro is not for all viewers.

Nick Manning
Nick Manning

Nick Manning: Back in May, our sister site HotMovies decided to honor one of our favorite performers on his birthday. We wrote poems, we made a banner to hang on our windows, and we made vision boards about our futures with the one and only Nick Manning. Nick Manning is best known for his elaborate catch phrases when he ejaculates, and his really tight body and mystical presence.  But, did you know that he has a country album? Yeah, a country album. And even though we would love anything he does, this music is actually really good. Not joking. It’s good music. Since we don’t have the rights to his album, here is some footage of him having sex with Christy Mack.

Evan Sienfield
Evan Seinfeld

Spyder Jonez– We don’t normally advocate using people’s non-porn names in articles, but Spyder Jonez is more famously known by his real name, Evan Seinfeld. Evan is the founder of Biohazard, and is the ex-husband of porn superstar, Tera Patrick. Tera and Evan starred in several films together, including Hustler’s Superstar Brunettes and Sex in Dangerous Places. Evan is currently married to Lupe Fuentes, whom you can watch together in Lupe Fuentes Lola. Evan is also a filmmaker, has been on HBO’s Oz, in documentaries, and has been in several bands with notable musicians.

 

Ice T
Ice T

Ice-T’s  Pimp’in 101– “You need a girl that’s got the nerve for the curve, and will do the mashin’ for the ration.” I love Ice-T, but this film is no New Jack City.  This is a look at a particular period in Ice-T’s experience, and doesn’t reflect the Law and Order star’s present personae. This film traces five different types of prostitutes and lets the viewer in on the action. Ice-T hosts while explaining what kinds of sex workers you will find in particular situations. Its treatment of the women isn’t great, but like I said, this was a period in time for the Body Count lead singer, and all artists need to find their way through some weird characters before they settle into the TV stars they were born to be.

Snoop and friends
Snoop and friends
Clown Sex
Clown Sex

Snoop Dogg – The Doggfather himself invites you on a tour of his palatial estate, where many women live and work as sexy prostitutes. Snoop gives us a few musical numbers reminding us that he does not love these hos, but his lack of affection is only a mirage because Snoop is good to the ladies, and the ladies love Snoop. The sets are great and the outdoor orgy is incredibly decadent. Snoop and his friends break up the sex scenes with music videos filmed on set, and dance parties ensue. Also, clown sex happens.

Xander Corvus with Circle of Violence
Xander Corvus with Circle of Violence

Xander Corvus– Like Chad Alva and Danny Wylde, Xander Corvus is also in a metal band. He is the lead singer of Circle of Violence. Check out their album The Cleansing from 2013. They are set to record their new album in the fall of 2015. To see Xander in his porn form, watch a hot three-way with Xander, Abella Danger, and Vicki Chase in Analmals.

 

Julia Alexandratou
Julia Alexandratou

Julia Alexandratou– Julia is a Greek pop star with English and Greek heritage. She won a prestigious beauty pageant when she was 16 years old, which helped to catapult her to stardom, creating a lucrative career within the modeling, hosting, and pop music fields. In 2010, Julia had a bit of notoriety overseas due to  a sex tape that came out the same year. At first she denied that she was paid to produce the tape, but she has since come out and stated that she made the tape for a professional agency, and she has released a second sex tape, Julia Alexandratou and 2 Black Men. She is married to a music producer in Greece, and she continues to host several Greek television series.

There are tons of stars out there who have crossed over from the adult world into the mainstream, and the mainstreamers who have dabbled in the adult arena. This phenomenon won’t stop anytime soon, but the fun of watching people you know from porn performing their other talents is a really interesting feeling. It’s like you’re getting to know someone in reverse. You’ve already seen them have sex, but now you get to see them do the stuff that might not pay as well, the stuff they are really passionate about. And, for those big name pop stars who host these shows, or have had a sex tape released, you get to see them as humans (and judge their bedroom skills mercilessly-ahem, Paris). It just goes to show that porn is an intrinsic part of the entertainment business, and it makes artists like these able to do the stuff they really love.

My Name is Andi, and I’m Here to Watch You Masturbate – My Experience Working With Buck Angel

Buck Angel
Buck Angel

As a burgeoning photographer, Buck Angel took a chance on me to shoot content for his Sexing the Transman series. As a cis-gendered female with no previous porn experience, I was honored, ambitious, and totally scared I would fuck it up. Luckily for all of us things went well, and I have gone on to photograph more of Buck’s movies, mainstream work, and other trans content. But, if you get down to basic facts, I started my photography career by watching people masturbate.                                                                                       DSC_0145

I was the photographer for scenes included in Sexing the Transman Volume Two  and Volume 3, and one scene in Volume Four. While I had been on other adult sets before to shoot fetish content, I had never photographed oral or penetrative sex. The scenes I had shot were mostly posing, spanking, a little whipping, and bondage. There was more of a theatrical sort of atmosphere in those shoots, and sometimes they were a little campy–on purpose–but this was my first time being on a set with trans men doing solo scenes. I didn’t know much about trans men’s sexuality, except for my conversations with Buck and various other friends, and I had never been in a sexual relationship with a trans person. Not only was I nervous about doing well with the photography, I was nervous about making any kind of mistake that would negatively affect the performer.

IMG_3827Often in movies we see a stereotype of a male photographer coercing a female subject into being more suggestive with her body, saying things like “Yeah, baby. Give me more of that. You’re so hot.” I didn’t want to be that creepy photographer, and I was very conscious of the fact that I was a cis-female being let into an intimate space, and I wanted to be respectful and professional. Since Buck was the director, I took cues from him.

Dicky Johnson signing his first 2257
Dicky Johnson signing his first 2257

The first thing  we did was get set up in the main room where the guys would be doing their scenes. The room was spacious, and had a ton of natural light. I had brought my super-fancy light set, but ended up not really needing to use it due to the sky light and open layout. While I was setting up, Buck began setting up lube, gloves, bottles of water, towels and sheets, and the most important element in any porn shoot, 2257 documents.  As you may know, the 2257 document certifies that the performer is at least 18 years old. This enables them to be able to participate in on-camera sex. This form plus the performer’s identification must be documented before the sex can begin.

Rude Bwoy
Rude Bwoy

The first guy to perform was Rude Bwoy. Buck set him up by a window, and began asking him a few questions, and I starting to doing test shots of them.  As I was shooting, Buck started his interview. Buck asked Rude Bwoy about his life experience, when he began his transition, his interests and talents (he is a poet and MC), and what turns him on. I did some shots with Rude Bwoy, he got naked and started performing, and at one point I left the room so that they could finish the scene.

Dicky Johnson
Dicky Johnson

This process was repeated with Dicky Johnson, who was doing his first ever porn shoot. Dicky and I had a chance to talk for awhile, I got some pictures, and then I left the room so that he could do his scene. I came back after they were finished and took more pictures of a very relaxed, and happy Mr. Johnson.

Dominic Reinhard
Dominic Reinhard

Then came Dominic Reinhard. Dominic is a smiling and bright individual, and his interview in Sexing the Transman Volume Two is wonderful. I did some shots of Dominic, and he got naked. I was about to leave, but he said he didn’t mind if I was there while he did his scene. Buck said that was great so that we could get more in-depth footage of Dominic jerking off. As the day went on I had become more comfortable with my photography ability, and my presence in the day’s activities. But, I hadn’t watched the two other guys get off. To an extent, I was unsure of how to behave while the scene was happening. I knew to be quiet, not shoot right by the microphone, and to stay out of frame, but was it OK for me to be staring straight at the performer? Then it happened. Dominic had been jerking off more quickly and then he started squirting as he climaxed. I was upset that I hadn’t gotten that shot, but then I realized that he wasn’t done. I got in a bit closer to photograph and I realized a few drops of his cum had gotten onto my camera lens, and he kept on going. Sometimes Dominic was looking at me while he was jerking off, but then he would look at the camera too. His eyes were closed when he came, and he came a few times. I was struck by how what Dominic was doing was performative. I mean, he wouldn’t necessarily be standing and spreading his legs in a certain way, or making sure he was in the light if he were alone, but it was also incredibly intimate. I tried the best I could to be professional, but I wasn’t exactly sure if being too professional would kill the mood. This was not the same as shooting fetish at all, because there was no camp to play to. This was someone, very openly, sharing themselves with me in a way that I had never experienced before except for in my personal relationships. It was honest, real, and amazingly fucking hot.

IMG_3820After my experience on that shoot, Buck decided that he liked working with me and he asked me to participate in future projects. I was reacquainted with Rude Bwoy on my second shoot, and his girlfriend at the time, who is a trans woman. Since I knew Rude Bwoy, this shoot was a bit less stressful for me, and we ended up laughing at really silly jokes, and making plans to work together on other projects. Other shoots I worked on with Buck were with trans men and their partners.

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While many directors interview their performers before or after a shoot, Buck’s questions usually have more to do with giving the performer a platform to talk about their sexuality rather than an attempt to turn the viewer on. These conversations usually turn into questions about what turns the performer on, but the performer is always presented as a thoughtful person who exists beyond their gender or sexual identity, who has agency and wants to display their sexuality in a public forum.

I am grateful to Buck for giving me a start in this industry, and for allowing me to be a part of a project that means so much to him. Since these gigs I have gone on to do some really neat projects, and I keep working to get better at what I do. For all the grandiose ideals I may have wrapped up in photography, sexual politics, and my place in those worlds, I really have to laugh at myself because I got my start watching people masturbate, and that is pretty cool all on its own.

Go Watch: $ex

In a work meeting a few weeks back, my team and I discussed a blog post about future sex. What it would look like, how it would be handled — where was the future of porn going? I kind of tabled that idea since it seemed heavy and I have this grocery list of items I would need for it. Then $ex, a Wicked Pictures production, popped up on my desk, and the conceptual plot pretty much did the work for me. Due to an economic meltdown, paper money and credit cards are gone, and monetary transactions are exchanged by personal bar codes on everyone’s arm and scanners. Prostitution is now legal and also widely accepted as high-class (kind of like how Inara was a highly respected escort in Firefly).

 

The movie opens with Anika Tate (jessica drake) explaining the economic situation of the country and what she does. This paves the way for her first scene, with a client (Derrick Pierce) who asks for a round of sex bareback. As viewers of Wicked Pictures know, they strictly work with condoms-only sex, and this little comment served as a reminder. The client then says he wants some bondage/kink, but uses only natural props. Nails, belts, his tie…reminds us that there was a time before paddles and velvet/satin blindfolds. They fuck and suck every which way, and includes the best mouth-dive into pussy I’ve seen in a while.

 

The second scene brings us to a different fuck; since Anika can’t make an appointment (“I need my beauty sleep, and I don’t like last-minute calls”), she sends her girl Danielle (Courtney Taylor) to sub in for her. This particular session isn’t my favorite; there’s sex, but it’s pretty standard up until the end, when the client pile-drives her and shoots a waterfall of cum onto her breasts and abs. I might skip this one if I were to watch it again in succession.

 

The first threesome is what I call the “mature” sex scene, since everyone involved is around 40 years old. That’s not to deter anyone, since this is arguably my favorite scene. When Anika is greeted at the door by her next client, she is expecting a man, but instead gets a woman. “I’m Kelly, Kyle’s wife…he didn’t tell you I’d be joining?” However, being a professional, Anika takes the surprise with a smile, and is led to the bedroom to get dirty with Kyle (Brad Armstrong) and Kelly (Julia Ann).

The couple is amazingly demanding, especially Kyle doling orders to Kelly on how to lick and finger Anika. It’s hot; you hear his voice but don’t see his face. What you do see is Anika’s reaction to the instructions, and the most intense sharing of dick-sucking duties when he finally joins the action. The highlight is when Kyle is ass-fucking Anika into an orgasm, and Kelly pops into the scene with a strap-on. As usual, strap-ons are a major turn on for me, so at this point I’m drooling with anticipation. And, although I wasn’t disappointed by the usage, I felt that it could have been incorporated more. Anika getting double-penetrated lasted so short, that I would probably rewind and loop if I was using this to get off.

 

The film starts to get into the wicked realm around here, as Anika once again can’t make an appointment, so volunteers her friend Jen (Asa Akira) to take care of the bang business. “After all, she’ll do the kinky stuff with you that I won’t…” Anika promises the caller. This scene, straight rules. Jen serves as the seductress in the movie, and Asa’s portrayal is straight-on point, crawling and slinking her way toward Colin (Steven St. Croix) as he beckons her. Her moaning and screaming are unique, but I can’t explain how. So I’m showing you in a clip. There’s an intense 69 bit that ends as a segue into where Colin is fucking Jen on a counter, and I noted how he seems so in control, and she’s just losing it in orgasmic ecstasy.

 

The next scene is where shit just goes down. A phone conversation where Anika gets bad news takes the movie into a sort of thriller genre, and it’s against my wishes to tell you what exactly happens. Along the way of Anika trying to race agianst time, she stumbles into the apartment of one man (Marcus London), whose company canceled on him, so instead he invites over some “chocolate” (Leilani Leeane and Misty Stone) and Anika leaves. This three-way scene is average. There are some fantastically hot parts, such as when Leilani takes a champagne bottle up her ass, but then watching Marcus fuck with a mostly flaccid dick kind of deflates the purpose. But, it ends nicely, with the two girls getting a face load of cum and then putting tongue to tongue to share the jizz.

Final scene, definitely the second hottest. It features Anika and Colin “making a deal”, so that Anika can go home, alive. She’s instructed to wear a latex outfit, which jessica tells us in the BTS that it’s the first time she has ever done so in a movie. I still wish she would have worn the super long gloves seen on the cover, but alas, it’s still sexy and she’s even wearing Louboutins. So it works anyway. This scene highlight’s the film’s best oral bit — St. Croix really knows how to eat out a woman, and just watching it will mostly likely give you a buzz. And yes, there is plenty of anal in this section as well, but I was really keen on the doggie-style fuck where Anika was begging for Colin to really give it to her. Shudder. I was feeling it.

 

hottest scene: asa getting fucking by steven st. croix

funniest scene: misty stone’s taglines “oh my fucking goodness” and “that’s so fucking nasty” over and over again

biggest issue: second scene seemed like just a filler

best actor: stephen st. croix

kinkiest move: champagne bottle into leilani leeane’s ass

use this movie for: porn thriller cravings

trivia: jessica drake’s house (and pool) was mostly used in this movie; first time jessica drake has worn latex in a film; only one scene doesn’t feature anal; up for best adult film in the sex awards

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Well, We Still Have a Crush on Danny Wylde

It never fails, that every time I scrub in to feature a new star for all to indulge on, I always end up showcasing some “hot stud” with whom I have a massive crush on. Danny Wylde by far and away dishes some major crush motivators — the first video I ever watched him in only lead me to choosing any other recent work he was in just so I could look forward to the scene featuring him.

fuck yes i’m jealous

Besides watching some handsome babe engage in screen smut, I do find other ways to gauge who is worthy of a character crush, and those are hobbies, talents, nerd factor, height, etc. Danny doesn’t just make a name for himself by his fuuuuuuhhhh appeal, he reaches another level by also directing, creating and performing some stellar music, and (swoon) writing with an intelligent and altruistic process. And this ain’t no boring shit, either.

I know, I got it, you’re all “yeah emja, welcome to 2011 at least; his crush-ability and solid writing have been known for years…didn’t you guys even cover this exact point a few years back?!” Yup. But consider this an update, and a further continuation of praise. I mean, it’s not like he has an Amazon wishlist.

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Some highlights from the scribe of Danny Wylde…

On Understanding Porn Context

On Coming Out to His Parents About Doing Porn

On Last Year’s Condom Law

 On Why Faces Should Be In Porn

You can almost always read something somewhere from the mind of Danny Wylde, but for easier navigation than just googling, go to his blog here.

And you can almost always find something somewhere where Danny Wylde is fucking, but for the best library to find those films, visit his page here.

Go Watch: “Tuff Love”

If there’s any obvious trend going around right now it’s MMA. And, consider me just a trendsetter, but Tuff Love stood out to me because of this reason. It was also getting a ton of hype, so I jumped on the bandwagon and set up shop for a Live Twitter Review.

Thought Finale//It was hot. It was seriously hot. And the acting really added to substantiate the plot-driven theme. There was fighting, fucking, and a whole lot of tension. Hiiiissssss ffft ffft fft catfight. But not really. The stars definitely weren’t kittens, they were straight up mountain lions defending some pride.

Watch the whole thing right now, right here

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Main Cast

Adrianna Luna
Jessica Drake
Derrick Pierce
Steven St Croix
Brad Tyler
Mischa Brooks
Charlee Monroe
Stevie Shae