Hello and welcome back to HotMoviesForHer’s special Hanukkah celebration! Yes, it’s the weekend, but I couldn’t help but make sure that us Jews are covered, especially at this Christmas heavy time of year. Tonight we are lighting the amazing Rippler Silicone Dildo from Good Vibes. Look at those ribs!
And for our Jewish porn star portion of the evening, let us take a moment to enjoy the hotness that is James Deen.
Of all the chosen porn stars, everyone is choosing the boy-next-door charms of James Deen. While he may look sweet as pie, this pervy prince can go into mean top mode in a matter of minutes (try saying THAT three times fast!), which really is just another reason to appreciate all he has to offer. And people certainly do! I just read an article the other day about how young women are totally getting into enjoying porn by watching Deen’s movies. Go, James Deen, go!
Happy Hanukkah – night four! You’ll be happy to know that I finally dug out my menorah last night, but it was too late to light it by that point, so tonight, four nights into the holiday, I will finally be lighting my Hanukkah candles. It’s pretty exciting because after eight years of Hebrew school, the prayer over the Hanukkah candles is the only Hebrew I know. What can I say, I’m not a language person. Anyway, why are we talking about me? Let’s get to the lighting and the porno! Tonight we are lighting the fabulously kinky Whartenberg Pinwheel, a delicious sensation toy.
And our fourth night Jewish porn star is… Ron Jeremy.
While I’m sure you all know who Ron Jeremy is (the Hedgehog is pretty much a household name these days), here are a few fun facts about this fantastic Jewish star that you may not know:
- Ron Jeremy is listed as starring in 2,102 porno movies – as well as listed as director for 282 flicks (and is in the Guinness Book of World Records for “Most Appearances in Adult Films”).
- Ron plays a mean harmonica.
- The first time Ron ever appeared on screen, it was as an extra in the first Ghostbusters movie.
- Ron Jeremy has a Masters of Education, focusing on special education.
Definitely take the time to check out his legendary catalog (and no, I don’t mean his schlong… or do I?!)!
Oh, and here is a special Hanukkah message from Ron:
Happy Hanukkah – night three! Just so you guys aren’t worrying – because I know you stay up at night worrying about my life – I went to the Hallmark store today and finally found a box of Hanukkah candles! It only took three days of searching. Now all I need is to dig my menorah out of whatever box it is in (and no that’s not a euphemism, you pervs). Until I do that, I’m lighting the Rabbit Pearl!
This third night of Hanukkah is all about Jayme Langford, another one of my favorite Jewish porn stars.
This fiery redhead is an AVN nominated sexpot with over 70 movies on record with us – and she’s only been in the biz a few years! I’m not sure which makes me hotter, that Jayme has a total girl-next-door sweetness, or that she wears a Star of David around her neck in so many porno photo shoots and movies. How dirty! Now all we need is for her to make a special Hanukkah-themed porn. C’mon Jayme, do it for us!
Happy second night of Hanukkah! The first night was amazing, even though I couldn’t find a box of candles for the life of me (seriously, no one knew what I was even talking about) and even if I did, I just moved and have no clue which box my menorah is in. Oh well, I still lit my digital butt plug with pride. And tonight, we light the Bandito!
Beautiful! Tonight I also decided that I should talk a little about one of my favorite Jewish porn stars – Joanna Angel. Each year I go back and forth about posting this particular picture, but really it’s the only Hanukkah porno pic I can ever seem to find. So here you go…
For those of you who don’t spend their days (and nights) watching porno like I, Joanna Angel is the amazing front woman of Burning Angel Entertainment, an alt porn empire that features the hottest tattooed porno punk princesses (and princes) out there. Angel writes, directs and stars in many of the studios flicks, as well as does a ton of promo and flies around the country signing at shows (sometimes for HotMovies.com!) and rocking the exotic dancer stage. Seriously, what can this hot mama NOT do?! Raised in a pretty religious household, Joanna is totally open about being Jewish in the industry and usually does a little something special for Hanukkah each year, including this year’s eight-dude gang bang. Holy festival of lights, right?!
Check out all the hotness that our favorite porno Jew, Joanna Angel, has to offer… and have a very Happy Hanukkah!
Alright, I’ll admit that I may be going a little overboard on the holiday cheer, but I thought it would be really fun to make a printable holiday pornament for all you pervs out there. Whether you’ve got a tree, a menorah or any other sort of holiday accoutrement – here is the perfect celebratory accessory!
All you need to do is click on it (to get the full size version), print it, cut it out, fold it and glue (or tape) where it indicates. What do you get? a little cube of porno awesomeness! Easy Peasy! Stick on a paper clip or string and hang to your hearts content. So yes, I may be going a little cray cray, but look how much fun I am having…
The pictures included are from the awesome movies Life, Love, Lust by Erika Lust and Madison Young’s Frisk Me. Double yum!
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Since it’s holiday week 2011, we figured that we would do it up a little different this time around. Today we are bringing out the big guns, making this Link Love a special treat for your eyes, with lots of pictures, videos, and whatever else we can find. What can we say, we love a celebration. Let’s get to it!
- Looks like Santa has been both naughty and nice this year. Ho Ho H… ooooooooh! Gotta love those dirty ornaments!
- “Mommy, what’s the Cheerios Honey Bee doing with those soccer balls?!?” General Mills is cleaning up the mess after the official Cheerios website got a little XXX action the other day. Fucked up and hilarious.
I know we’ve been talking a ton about Christmas recently here on HotMoviesForHer.com, but just so you know, exactly one half of the ladies at the helm celebrate the festival of lights! That’s right kids, I’m talking about Hanukkah! We just wanted to make sure and wish all of you a very Happy Hanukkah on this first night of the celebration!
Happy Holidays, friends! While we’ve been blogging your ear off (eyes out?) about Christmas, today we are finally writing about something near and dear to yours truly – Hanukkah. That’s right, this little smut peddler is a Jew! Tonight is the very first night of Hanukkah, the festival of lights, and I figured it would be the perfect time to do a Top Five Tuesday featuring a list of top gift ideas.
A Puppy – Puppies are the gift that keeps on giving, and one that is super popular to give during the holiday season. Sure, we mean the furry kind, but Madison Young’s Sylvia is definitely a playful pup that will satiate all of your four-legged friend needs. Woof!
Hitachi Magic Wand – I was wrong, puppies are great, but the Hitachi Magic Wand is really the gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving. This power tool vibe is the perfect toy for folks who like a big buzz – and luck for us, these horny ladies are all about the VROOOOM!
Bicycle: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. Who doesn’t? The ladies in this outdoor fuckfest certainly do, and we could not be happier about it.
Spa Day – A day at the spa is one of the most relaxing things ever… especially if you get a happy ending! And this classic flick is all about that happy ending. Yum.
A New Car – All of those commercials on tv always tell us that a brand new car is the perfect gift for the love in our life. While that may be true for those of us rolling in the dough, for the rest of us, a super hot gift would be to watch our love getting themselves off in the car. Who doesn’t love a auto-erotic tryst?
While we are totally bummed that Filament Magazine, the super hot mag ‘for women who like hot men and intelligent thought,’ will be no more after this last issue, we are really excited that we were able to celebrate their last hurrah by advertising in the mag. Not only do we love Filament, but we are super pumped that our ad turned out so fucking hot! Take a looksie…
Hello and welcome back to HotMovies4Her Tips! This is where we give you 4 quick bits of advice on a given subject related to sex in some way, shape or form. Aren’t we clever? We are pretty excited to inject some fun yet educational info into our weekly routine and we hope you are too. Feel free to leave a comment and let us know if there are any particular subjects that you could use a little insight on.
Since this is the week coming up to Christmas, we figured we’d give a few tips to make your holidays as hot as possible.
1) It’s a simple as putting a shiny new sex toy under the tree. Buy your sweetie (and yourself too, really) a toy for two and once the paper comes off, you have the perfect excuse to get down and dirty. Isn’t that what Christmas is all about – playing with every new toy Santa brings?
2) And speaking of Santa, what about a little role playing. Be it Santa, Mrs. Clause, Rudolph, or one of those naughty little elves, there are plenty of festive characters to choose from. Oh no Santa, it looks like reindeer’s nose isn’t glowing so bright I bet you can think of a way to light it up…
3) Give your lover the gift of a little extra sexy education. Tie a ribbon around each part of your body that you love having touched and ask your partner to untie one at a time, spending more than a few minutes ravishing each specific body part. Have them do the same on their body as well. Trust me, letting each other know exactly what you like is the gift that keeps on giving and giving.
4) Hang mistletoe in various places around your house and come up with something different to do each time you find yourselves standing underneath. Maybe start with kissing and go from there… I’m sure you’ll think of something.
And don’t forget to have a very Merry Christmas!
xoxo
JD (who is a Jew and knows that she totally ignored Hanukkah in this post…)
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