Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. While we are firmly entrenched in holiday season, I’ve tried my best this week to not go overboard with the seasonal cheer (um… like maybe I did last week…). This time I tried to hold back and bring you all the non-holiday themed sexy news out there, so let’s get to it!
- Speaking of interesting tidbits to know, check out these 15 crazy things about vaginas. Be that person at the party that never runs out of awesome knowledge.
- Coldplay’s fancy new tech-savvy flashing wristband system for their new tour was designed by none other than a sex toy inventor. Not only is that awesome, but the whole thing is blowing up, as the wristbands are even being considered for the London 2012 Olympics! Pretty snazzy! (via Tiny Nibbles)
Happy Friday! Alright, you know what’s coming, right? It’s December… and I have a boner for celebrating stuff, so of course we are going with a holiday song for this week’s Mixtape Rewind. Shamelessly, I had this song in my head the other day and didn’t know who sang it. DUH – could it be anyone other than Stevie Wonder?! C’mon JD, get with the picture! Anyway, go dance in your desk chair and be merry!
Earlier today, I was scrolling through our Twitter feed, seeing what I missed while I was at lunch, when I came across this tweet from Courtney Trouble…
So, of course I had to check it out – who wouldn’t? And what do I see?
Holy yum, right? I need one in my life – right now! I mean, my partner is from Texas… it just makes sense. Anyway, so why am I posting this? Well, because I decided that I needed to see what else Project Transaction had to offer.
I know, I’m fanning myself right now too. I love that I don’t even have to be doing anything porn related to have something porn related become involved. I guess that’s just what happens when you eat, sleep and breathe porn/sex in some form, right?
Anyway, I was just excited about it and I needed to share. I hope you understand. And by the looks of those pictures, how couldn’t you?
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch – December Style! We are finally within the delicious grips of the last month of the year, and frankly, we couldn’t be more excited about it. I’ll try not to go overboard with the holiday cheer, but honestly, I’m not so good a reigning myself in, so please bear with me and enjoy. Enough talk, let’s get to it!
- “Please, come sit on Santa’s… lap? Tell me what you’d like for Christmas.” Eeeee.
- I’ll just get the rest of the holiday-themed links out of the way now… like this Frisky round up of 18 WTF Christmas-themed sex toys. Hilarious.
- An Iowa landlord is evicting two women for trying to open a sex positive toy shop. Why? Because they are going to sell “offensive products.” Sigh, for reals?
- A new study has found that men, in fact, do like romance. Oh gender stereotypes, I love when you are proven wrong.
- And lastly, I don’t get this, and I’m a little weirded out, but still, I need to share it…
Every once in a while I take a looksie at the list of Top Five Tuesdays we’ve done in the past (we’ve done 169 in total!) and can’t believe that we haven’t yet captured our five favorites of certain genres or stars. This is what happened when I caught a glimpse of Adrianna Nicole in a movie I was watching and was reminded of how much we like her. While I was totally shocked that we hadn’t top fived her yet, I was actually kind of grateful we hadn’t because it meant that I could do it now! So without further babbling, here is our top five Adrianna Nicole movies!
River Rock Women’s Prison – When the ladies of Triangle Films first decided to shoot a feature film, they made two fantastic choices. First, for the movie to be prison-themed, and second for casting Adrianna Nicole as a bad-ass corrections officer. Not only does she rock that role so well, she fucks like the total champ she is and brings even more awesomeness to the mix. A woman in uniform – yum.
Adrianna Nicole – Cheerleader CBT: – I’ll be the first person to admit that CBT, or Cock and Ball Torture, is not on my roster of sexy favorites, but I can definitely respect the variety of ways that folks get off – and that they would want Adrianna Nicole to be administering the hotness. Especially in a cheerleader uniform. Like I said before – yum.
All Girl Fight Club: – I sure do love me some Ultimate Surrender wrestling, which is what we get in this super hot compilation. Scene two is Adrianna and Syd Blakovich (sporting some weird Russian accent?), hitting the mat with a whole lot of force and swagger. How could we not love that? It’s an added plus that Syd is a MMA fighter in real life. Swoon.
Midori’s Expert Guide To Sensual Bondage: – Of course I had to add in a little instructional lovin’. I am a sex educator after all. Sexy expert Midori offers up an amazing how-to on bringing sensual bondage into your love life, bringing on Adrianna Nicole as her delicious demo buddy. Thanks for takin’ one for the educational team, Adrianna!
This was a hard list to make, since we have more than 300 videos featuring Adrianna! Whew!
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. We got a little break last week, what with Thanksgiving and all, but now we are hitting December and wedging ourselves firmly into the holiday season. Sure the crowds are heinous and the blaring music has us twitching, but the lights are pretty and there is a definite spirit of excitement in the air. So, let’s start this holiday humpday season off right with some link love celebrating!
- How many baboons could you take in a fight… armed with only a giant dildo? Now’s your chance to find out! I can only take on a meager 23 baboons. I’m as good as dead.
As the world’s largest video on demand provider, HotMovies accumulates hundreds of thousands of adult DVDs for encoding purposes. While they keep a hard copy of each of the 150,000+ movies on the site, sometimes providers send duplicates. Over HotMovies’ 9 years, they have gathered a large amount of these duplicates; some estimate as many as 10,000.
“We wanted to send these DVDs where they would be preserved,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert. “The Kinsey Institute has been contributing to the science of human sexuality for more than 60 years. They have an impressive archive of academic studies, erotic art from all over the world, and now, foreign language erotic DVDs from HotMovies for future study.”
The Kinsey Institute has an impressive library of material related to human sexuality. Their erotic art collection includes all kinds of pieces from all over the world, and spans 2,000 years of human history. The Kinsey Library boasts a photography collection of over 48,000 images. HotMovies.com is proud to contribute to Kinsey’s extensive film collection.
The HotMovies DVD archive still contains thousands of extra DVDs that still need a good home. “We’re still looking for a non-profit organization to give these to,” said Cybert. “If you can suggest a charity that deserves a contribution, contact us with details.”
Happy Black Friday all! Today is the day we pick the winner of the Neon Wand from Stockroom.com! And guess what I just did? Got out my trusty random number generator and complied all the fabulous comments and twitter retweets (82 total)! Thank you all so much for participating!!!
Before I spin the magic generator and find out our winner, let’s take a look at this awesome prize!
Here is the thank you letter Catchh wrote to her Hitachi Magic Wand:
Dear Hitachi Magic Wand:
I will never stop loving you. I don’t care if you’re clunky, heavy, and unwieldy, that you get hotter than a toaster oven if you’re on for more than half an hour, and that there’s something vaguely Storm-Trooperish about your appearance (ESPECIALLY not this)–you are the only animal, vegetable, or mineral that has ever made me have an orgasm that lasted so long that I had to throw in the towel from exhaustion. (Literally. It was soaked.)
For consistently bringing me to the point of unending, screaming orgasm without ever asking anything in return (except maybe to be cleaned?), I thank you Hitachi, from the bottom of my vaginal canal.
Oh, Hitachi, everyone loves you! Congratulations to our winner!!
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the short week stretch. Most of us are wrapping up our week today, getting ready to gather ’round the table for a delicious turkey dinner and a whole heaping serving of thanks. Let’s celebrate the “hump” of today with a little Link Lovin’ to make this day before the holiday go just a little bit faster.
- Super hot performers Buck Angel and Stoya were both at the Fleshbot Awards a few weeks back, so why not get an awesome photo shoot together? I love when stars collide Thanks Fleshbot!
- Why bother stopping your sexy action just because you were arrested and are both in the back of a cop car? Total props for getting his fly down and dick out while handcuffed! Impressive.
- Ladies Love Cool James… James Deen, that is. “He was almost like a guy that you would just hang out with at Hebrew school.” Now THAT is amazing (and accurate…)
- The first porn-mainstream crossover performer, disco queen Andrea True, died earlier this month. Her best known work was the hit “More, More, More.” Sads.
- According to a new study, women are using fake orgasms to keep their guy from cheating. Doesn’t it make more sense to just talk about your relationship and get to the heart of real orgasms and make the whole experience hotter for both of you? Maybe that’s just me…
And lastly, the weirdest, hottest thing I’ve seen outside of the porno screen in a while. Oh Agent Provocateur, you are amazing. (sorry it won’t embed!)
Hope this gets you through the day! Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving Week! We really can’t believe it’s time to celebrate that day of thanks, but here we are, doing up the blog Thanksgiving style. When we first decided to do a Thanksgiving Top Five Tuesday, we knew that the only respectable option was to do food porn! So sit back, stop day-dreaming about the feast that will await you, and check out our top five foodie flicks!
Autumn Squash With Savory Cock – Sometime it is the random, bizarre stuff that I love so much. This “cooking show” porn (yeah, that’s what I said) follows Mistress Ambra as she prepares a lovely autumn squash, as well as tenderizes the meat she has waiting for her demo. While the cock is still attached for about half of the 28 min show, I spent that whole time wondering when she would chop it off, which – SPOILER ALERT – she does (it’s not real at that point). Like I said, weird shit, but definitely tasty.
The Kitchen - More foot fetishy, than food focused, this flick still brings the squishy action to the screen with Stacia and Dita Von Teese dipping their toes into the sweet fillings of pies and other sticky delights. And really, what’s Thanksgiving dinner without dessert?
Daily Fruits & Veggies – For all your women masturbating with fruits and veggies needs, the Daily Fruit & Veggies series is here to save the day! While I do think it is super important to get your daily servings of fruits and veggies, if I was running the show, that produce would have condoms on it. Because you never know where that food has been and what pesticides are on it!
Tried & Pied – Since my favorite part of Thanksgiving is obviously dessert, I figured I would include as many pie movies as my heart desires, including this random naked lady getting pied story. She was mugged for her clothes and now she won’t budge out of an unrelated store room – what else would you do but pie her? Oh porno, sometimes you are so strange and awesome.
Hot & Spicy Nude Cooking – I decided to end the picks with my favorite of the bunch – a totally sexy set of cooking show scenes that end in delicious debauchery. There isn’t too much food-on-body play, other than a delightful scene with whipped cream and nuts, but honestly, I like it better that way. I can only deal with so much sticky before I need to run for a shower. This one is super hot and spicy!
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