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J.D. on June 26th, 2009
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FrzKey on June 26th, 2009
This time I was craving a movie I could get lost in, and so I picked up the rather long “Cry Wolf.” With over a 2 hour run time, and more AVN nominations and awards than I can shake a stick at, I figured I’d be in for one hell of an engrossing movie.
Five minutes into the film and I can already tell I’m in for a major treat. The word that comes to mind first is, tasteful, really actually tasteful. I’ll admit that within the first few minutes the male lead has his tongue buried in Monique Alexander’s crotch, but the set, costuming and even the dialogue doesn’t scream wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am. One gets the feeling that you’re watching a particularly raunchy mainstream thriller, complete with sultry seductive femme fatale. That’s high praise coming from me since the lead, Monique Alexander, is the typical porn blond, but with natural breasts and the ability to recite her lines with conviction – so ok, maybe she’s not so typical after all.
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This is worth four minutes of your time. Especially if you want to hear a super hot chick talk about dirty things.
(via tiny nibbles)
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Written by:
J.D. on June 25th, 2009
For the last few weeks I’ve been doing stream of consciousness movie reviews that include all the weird comments I usually write down when I review and drop by the time the post is ready to publish for all to see. Last Thursday I asked you guys if it was something you thought should be a weekly addition to the site, and while I only got a few answers back, they were positive and excited about the quirky review style. So welcome to our new “Inside the Brain of a Porn Reviewer” Thursday post!
Let the fun begin!
This week’s movie:
Marilyn Chambers’ Naughty Fairy Tales
The Scene:
Scene 4
Basic Idea (so you know what’s going on):
Naughty fairy tales! This scene is Cinderella, which is awesome because it’s a great story – plus I don’t have to go into all the details of the plot, because you porobably already know it! Woohoo!
The Review:
- Marilyn Chambers hosts – sigh, it’s sad she’s dead. Love that fancy night gown though. Read the rest of this entry »
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I recently received one of the most interesting vibes I’ve seen in a while, the Treeze Wave. This is the first vibrating WOOD toy that I’ve seen and I was definitely intrigued.
Before I get down to details regarding this specific vibe, I first have to commend Don Wands on their new replaceable vibrator. Realizing that no vibe is going to last forever, they’ve created a vibe that can be replaced once the original has inevitably called it quits. Hopefully this isn’t something that will happen in the near future, but it’s good to know that my vibe won’t become an expensive paperweight any time soon
So back to this vibe, once I pulled this bad boy out of the packaging, which includes a sample of WET lube, batteries and a nice padded pouch, I was really surprised by how smooth this toy is. I have a really nice wooden dildo, but I guess I still have second thoughts about sticking wood in places where the sun don’t shine. Read the rest of this entry »
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While I usually wouldn’t give a movie called “Bang That Bitch 4” a second look, Belladonna caught my eye on the cover and I’m pretty sure that if there’s one girl in this world who wants to get “banged like a bitch,” it’s her. Anyways, I decided I would watch the one scene with her in it and, if it was worthy, review it. Since you’re reading this, you should be able to deduce what I think.
First, Belladonna is totally young in this scene. I mean, I’m sure she’s a lot younger than I am, but I’m guessing it’s a pretty old scene by her tan lines, clunky shoes and pubic hair. Checking out a girl’s pubes is like carbon dating…
Anyways, Nick Manning is the lucky dude who gets to bang Belladonna and there’s a reason why he’s been getting his dick wet for money for like 100 years. He’s great in this scene, but doesn’t try to steal the scene from one of my favorite porn stars.
Manning starts by eating Belladonna out before finger banging her and, of course, it’s awesome. She’s absolutely adorable and sexy and everything I always expect her to be. Soon enough, she shows off her oral skills, deep-throating Manning’s sizeable member over and over again. It’s pretty amazing how she makes things I’m usually not into totally hot. The bj scene is pretty long, but she’s having so much fun that you can’t help but enjoy it.
Once they’re both good and ready, she climbs on top of Manning and rides him reverse cowboy style for freaking ever. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a tamer Belladonna scene and I am reminded why I fell in love with this dirty bird years ago. It’s pretty hot, but once they switch it up and he’s absolutely drilling her from behind I was thanking the porno higher power for Bang that Bitch 4…
Since it is Nick Manning, you know this scene is ending with him dropping loads and our greedy girl gobbling it up.
Regarding the rest of the movie, I have nothing to say. I don’t know who’s in it and don’t really care all that much. I’m just thrilled to have stumbled upon this great scene.
-The Porn Librarian
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Written by:
J.D. on June 24th, 2009
Those fabulously frisky New York City Sex Bloggers have already hit the ground running with production for the 2010 NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar! And guess who’s helping sponsor again? HotMoviesForHer.com, that’s who! We are thrilled to be working with these super sexy sex-positive folks again and really happy to be able to join our community in supporting Sex Worker Awareness.
Last year we were lucky enough to not only help with sponsorship, we were also able to celebrate the calendar at their debaucherous release party! Meeting all those awesome (not to mention hot!) sex bloggers was so much fun and we can’t wait to see what the 2010 calendar will look like… or this year’s release party!
There are still days and months open for sponorship and personalized messages as well! Find out more on the NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar site!
xoxo
-The Ladies of HMFH
ps. I’m looking at the 2009 calendar right now! It’s hung right above my desk and the lovely Riese is starring my way as I type. Woohoo!
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Written by:
J.D. on June 24th, 2009
Photo via Fleshbot
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s Wednerday again and you know what that means, time for a little link lovin’! Oh, and we can’t forget that this is the first official Humpday of summer 2009! Woohoo! Summer rules! Ok, let’s get to it!
- Somehow porn-lovin’ blog Fleshbot got alt queen Joanna Angel in the same room with Stoya… and got them naked… AND captured it on film. Mega hotness ensued. I guess sometimes the stars really do align. Thanks Fleshbot!
- After Questlove twittered that Sonic Youth-er Thurston Moore was wearing the riskiest t-shirt he’d ever seen on broadcast tv (“gangsta move son” ) on Jimmy Fallon on Monday night, we just HAD to see what the Moore decided to rock on stage. Turns out it was pretty risque… and totally awesome. (via TheFrisky)
-Speaking of old school indie rockers, Dinosaur Jr. recently did a live performance for Fuel TV and not only did Kimberly Kane (who apparently is a huge fan of the band) get to go, she got her skateboard signed and took a picture for us.
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Author: Sluttywhore Category: Discreet Hook-Ups
I’ve felt lonely lately. Every day the same routine - get up, go to work, come home, eat, go to bed. Ever since the “honeymoon” ended, we’ve been nothing short of roommates. We see each other every day but just as if we were nothing special to the other one. No sparks, no love, no… nothing. I’ve lied in bed comtemplating ways to leave, thinking about fantasies of finding someone else to runaway with, someone who would bring me back to life again. Our relationship is so dead.
As the alarm clock buzzes away, I wake up and sigh at another day, wondering if this one will somehow be better than the one before. I take my shower, rush out the door to get to work on time. Going about my usuals, checking the emails, opening the mail, printing the paperwork, etc.
“Excuse me,” a voice from around the corner asked. I looked up startled, usually it’s just me until around 9 or so. I’m always the first to get to work. I like it that way so no one can get in my way as I start my day. I looked up and laid my eyes on the most gorgeous guy I’ve seen in a while, aside from my husband. He was tall, very muscular, gorgeous brown eyes and a short spiked haircut, like the marines have. But what drew me in were his defined, sculpted arms. They were the kind that could pick you up and throw you around.
“Yes, may I help you?” I replied.
“Where can I find the air conditioning units, I’m here to fix the problem with one of the chillers?” he said. I opened my desk and pulled out the correct keys and told him that he would have to follow me to the stairwell. You have to go through the fire exits in order to go up the stairwell that leads to the penthouse that has the chillers in it. He followed behind me carrying his tool belt. We walked thru the store and I lead him to the fire exit. I disarmed the alarm and opened up the door, he followed me thru. I lead him up the steps to the roof top door, and then across the roof to the penthouse door. I unlocked the penthouse door, and turned on the lights. Inside the huge penthouse were the 3 big generators that kepted the utilities of the store afloat. I turned back to him and told him if he needed anything else that I would be back in my office. He nodded, and said, “Not everyday you’re in a generator room with a hot secretary.”
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