Crash Pad Series Episode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune, and Surgeon was my first Crash Pad experience, and it definitely lived up to the hype. From the beginning it’s easy to tell that Sadie Lune is in control of the scene and the performers. By the 2 minute mark Chocolate Chip is framed as the newbie, and Surgeon Scofflaw as Sadie’s right hand woman. Before the clothes even started to come off, I fell in love with Sadie’s bossy authority and the playful awkwardness she intentionally threw into the mix, first by instructing each girl to kiss her separately, then by telling Chip to take off her clothes while Surgeon sits on her lap and they both watch Chip. Sadie makes Chip confront the camera and her nervousness immediately (which she later admits to). For me, this helped drill her character into my head. Chip is already super sexy, and now you get a shy but more than willing girl inserted into the fantasy. What could be better than that!?
Oh, let me tell you…Sadie, as previously stated, is completely in control and in semi-dominatrix mode as she commands Surgeon to tease Chip. Surgeon is extremely hot and, apparently, an expert in the art of titty sucking. Not every woman out there knows what to do with a nipple in her mouth, but from Chip’s facial expression it’s safe to say Surgeon has it down! Per Sadie’s instructions, she continues her tease, this time with her hair, letting it brush lightly with a tickling effect up and down Chip’s body. I’ve never seen or had this done intentionally, but on a girl’s way down I can imagine the sensation one might feel. Add to it the controlled situation she finds herself in and this must be heavenly for our newbie. This, mixed with the environment, had me on the edge already! Thank the Goddesses of Lesbos Sadie isn’t as overwhelmed as me! She feels the heat rising, and changes course by putting Chip in the ass up position (thank you thank you thank you!) and having Surgeon go spanking 101 all over that beautiful, round butt. Neither I nor Chip was expecting this move, but both of us appreciated it. The newbie took it all in stride as was evident by her moans and the slight grin on her face once it was all said and done.
Sadie continues to throw Chip in the spotlight by asking her about her toe sucking experience and then demanding she slowly illustrate on Surgeon. At this point, Sadie has a vibrator running on constant full speed between her legs with both breasts exposed and you can tell she sees something in Chip she likes, because now she wants to see her “blowjob eyes.” Surgeon straps up and Chip’s 15 minutes of fame start. Usually this is the part I skip because I can never relate to the blowjob (maybe because I’ve never given one), but with Sadie guiding us I needed to see where this ended up and I am soooo happy I let it play out. The blowjob was cool, but Sadie really turned me on with her directions! She tells Chip to look at her and instantly I understood what she meant by “blowjob eyes.” Next she tells her to arch her back so her ass can be seen from the front, and again, there goes my top! I don’t know what it is, but Chip is fucking hot, man!
Round 3 is all about Surgeon making Chip cum, at Sadie’s command, of course. We finally have our first look at Chip’s fully naked body and all I can say is I hope she’s in more features! Her look is natural, her body is fit and her moans resonate with such authenticity that I almost blew it again! Surgeon is loving every moment of it too. She teases a little longer before eating Chip out. There’s a great shot of Chip’s hands gripping the bed post during this scene that slowly pans up to Sadie and her trusty vibrator watching with a pleasure filled grin on her face and she tells Chip to look her in the eyes the entire time. With Surgeon going to town I can just imagine how hard that task was, but Chip was up to it and the whole thing was pure porn magic!
It’s not over for our Chocolate Chip just yet. Surgeon plays with her clit while Chip sits between her legs, directly in front of Sadie. Talk about pleasantly awkward. Eventually Sadie hands her vibrator over and watches as Chip pleases herself while Surgeon fondles her nipples. The final orgasm from Chip is a buildup of everything she’s endured, and if Sadie was handing out grades there’s no way Chip finishes with anything less than an A. Sadie couldn’t care less about grades at this point though. She’s been playing with herself while handing out directions and now it’s time for her to get off. Both girls begin kissing all over her big pierced boobs and each other while Sadie holds her vibrator to her pussy, which I imagine is dripping wet by now. As Sadie begins to scream her orgasm (which we’ve all come to expect and love, or not, from her) the girls enhance the moment by sucking on her earlobes, licking her neck, and groping her tits. This is the first time I can say I was actually sad to see a porno flick end. I remembered rewind is actual thing and the panic calmed, but shit got real for a second there. This is definitely a fantasy to be revisited more than once!
I was a little confused by the constant presence of an internet voyeur whose hands and laptop they cut to at various points throughout the film, but the cuts are maybe 3 seconds in length and not once did it take away from the experience or the scene itself. It simply left me with a “huh?” and then a “oh yeah, you again” whenever she (I’m assuming because of hand size) entered the scene. Overall, I was beyond satisfied, like 3 times beyond, with my first Pink and White Productions Crash Pad experience and have already started a list of titles from them I want to watch next. Shine Louise Houston is a genius!
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