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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Cops Gone Wild

Cops Gone Wild CoverFan favorite Lily Cade is back in action as Officer Cade in a HotMoviesforHer exclusive and it is glorious! L.A.’s most corrupt law enforcer is in full effect and taking no days off, vowing to keep the streets we hold so dear to our hearts safe from crime with her legendary chase downs, house calls, and of course my personal favorite, the cavity searches! There’s nothing like spending a day with OC, and from the very beginning you’ll be entertained by everything from her going on and on about paper work and how she doesn’t lose it, to the FBI launching an internal affairs investigation into her methods, and the handy cam camera work that makes you feel like you’re watching a real episode of COPS. I know I’m completely biased being the huge Officer Cade fan girl that I am (how could you not be after watching Fuck The Police!?), but seriously, the awesomeness was not spared on this one.

Scene 1 – Lily Cade & Bella Rossi

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Immediately Officer Cade starts spitting the using rhetoric about how TV glorifies the job when really it isn’t that glamorous, how a majority of it is paperwork (I come from a family of police officers and I can assure you this complaint is real), and how she’s nothing but dedicated to keeping the public safe from crime. I’m already eating this bullshit like a bowl of fruity pebbles on a Saturday morning, but my favorite is when she claims to wear a wedding ring to keep men and distractions away. Now I’m no stranger to Officer Cade so I already know the last thing she’s trying to do is avoid distractions, but I’m more than willing to play along. As she’s laying out the list of offenses she usually encounters, “crime happens,” and Cade and an extremely out of shape camera person (queue the heavy breathing) are chasing Bella Rossi’s fine ass. Now, she was obviously doing something wrong because she ran and then briefly tries to bribe the officer of the law into letting her go, but without a doubt Cade breaks all types of laws in dealing with the criminal. She points out a no trespassing sign and decides that’s what she’s going to book Bella on, but not before telling her to strip so she can be searched for “other crimes.”

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Of course, assuming the position comes after the clothes are fully off and she even made Bella cough. I love every second so far! As you can tell from the picture above Cade has more in store for this minor criminal. She starts fondling and fingering Bella and at this point you hardly hear any complaints about the search. Officer Cade makes Bella stand up against some rusted gate and begins pulling her hair while continuing to finger her pussy. The corruption mixed with Bella’s moaning is almost too much to handle, but then Cade walks out of camera range, obviously with something more in store as she says “don’t move or I’ll have to arrest you for uh…moving violation,” and poor helpless Bella is standing there all naked and vulnerable telling herself “do what you gotta do to stay out of prison.” I can’t lie, there was a moment of sadness but when Cade steps back in the picture, still fully uniformed, but with a blue strap sticking out of her pants, all that sentiment went up in smoke because shit is about to get real!

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Bella apologizes for failing to stay on the trail while Officer Cade pulls her ponytail and pounds away at her pussy doggy style. I love how aggressive Cade is with Bella throughout this interaction. Rights are being violated all across the board so no sense in being sweet and gentle about shit. My favorite part of the scene is when Cade slaps her captive’s pussy and wraps a belt around her neck for extra effect. It’s obvious Bella loves every minute of Cade’s display of power as she practically begs for more, and something about the abuse of authority is a huge turn on…judge me, I’m okay with it. Cade makes Bella get down on all fours in the dirt, which was dirty and hot, and then Bella makes the fatal mistake…she kisses Cade, immediately bringing the unruly officer back to her senses and the entire ordeal to a screeching halt, and in true Officer Cade fashion, she STILL takes the girl down to booking to be jailed for who knows how long. Don’t worry though, Cade was “nice” (her words) and let Bella put her clothes back on.

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Scene 2 – Lily Cade & Daisy Ducati

2Daisy Ducati is sexy as fuck and she brings a ton of energy to every scene I’ve ever watched featuring her, so I couldn’t wait for this one to unfold. Officer Cade is out and about creepily checking bushes on her beat when she decides to do a house call on a paroled druggie. When Daisy opens the door you can tell she’s ready for some bullshit, and that’s exactly what she gets. First, Cade tells her the place is junky (it totally is), second, she literally checks everywhere for drugs and ends up taking an unopened bottle of wine as a gift in the process, and third, she refuses to accept that my boo Daisy isn’t hiding any drugs despite turning everything inside out looking for some, so she sets her eyes on a big ass container of Morton salt. That’s right, Officer Cade is either convinced the salt is actually cocaine or she’ll create any excuse to violate a (newly) law abiding citizen.

3Before we get to all that rough sexiness you see up there, what unfolds is one of the least sexy fantasy cavity searches ever created. Our diligent officer is so thorough I thought I was permanently down for the count as she searched Daisy’s ass, mouth, and underarms…what the fuck can you hide in your underarms? Whatever the answer is, Cade wasn’t happy when she didn’t find it so of course the internal search is next, and this is where things really start to get fun. OC wastes no time getting her fingers all up in Daisy’s twat after cuffing her and again, the aggressiveness was just as nice as the fact that Daisy took that shit like a pro. Even as Cade is threatening her with memories of prison and cracking lesbian prison jokes while going HAM on her pussy, Daisy remains relatively cool, in character, and sexy as hell! The ass slapping was especially intense and the accompanying screams sent me flying over the edge with no brakes. Cade goes on a real power trip when she makes the still cuffed druggie get on her knees and lick her boots, but the non-sexual highlight is when OC spreads out a line of salt, snorts the shit and then is all like “Yeah, that’s Morton’s.” I yelled “no shit Sherlock” at the screen like I was watching a real episode of COPS. The whole experience was great!

4I still have no idea how this shit down here happens all the time, but Daisy ends up cuddled up next to Cade as the law enforcing menace decides to let her keep her freedom, but only on the condition that she clean her place up before the next house visit.

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Scene 3 – Kara Price & Bella Rossi

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Bella is booked from Cade’s antics in scene 1 and waiting on a lawyer when in walks FBI Special Agent Kara Price. Price explains to inmate sexy pants (yup, that’s what I call her now) that the FBI has launched an investigation into Officer Cade and her methods due to more than a few complaints from multiple women, including Bella herself. Agent Price asks Bella to explain, in specific detail, what happened when she was arrested by Officer Cade, and this is where shit gets sooooooo fucked up…but in a good, slightly creepy way!

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As you can see, Price isn’t just satisfied with Bella explaining what happened with her words. Instead, she needs to make sure she completely understands exactly what went down, which means reenacting the entire thing. You can see the skepticism on Bella’s face, but this might be her only hope to get out, so she goes along with it. Price bends her over, trying to match Cade’s aggressiveness, and fingers her before eating her out. Bella gets on her knees and demonstrates how she gave Cade a blowjob, but this time it’s on Price’s clit and her reaction makes the scene incredibly hot. She’s trying to keep track of her questions and take notes at the same time but all of that goes out the window quickly as moves Bella’s hands to let her know she wants to be fingered and completely loses control of her body. Her eyes roll back in her head a few times and I can’t help but send my silent props to Bella! Eating pussy is a talent and apparently Bella’s been blessed with it because Price can’t wait to return the favor and get her hand and mouth back on Bella’s body.

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Special Agent Price takes a minute to put her panties and pants back on, looks for form 72-A (paperwork!), and then goes to town on Bella’s pussy. She gets down on her knees while Bella stands, and there’s no doubt she’s a woman on a mission this time. She asks specifics about Cade’s behavior in order to mimic it and gets Bella’s reaction. Bella admits she came during her and Cade’s encounter and that seems to just propel Price even more. After she’s satisfied, she instructs Bella to get dressed and tells her there’s nothing she can really do for her (I told you this was fucked up!), but she can tell Bella is a good girl. She makes sure to throw in a “be well” before getting the hell out of there and poor, once again violated Bella is just sitting there with the I got played AGAIN face.

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Scene 4 – Kara Price

1This scene is really just a confirmation that Special Agent Kara Price is a dorky work-a-holic who rarely gets laid because she’s more worried about climbing the corporate ladder. With a constant supply of chocolate to stuff in her mouth, she proceeds to tell us all about her fancy educational background and how she’s a medical doctor and all this other bullshit that explains why she was so damn horny with Bella. There’s no doubt in my mind she’s a nerd who’s had most of her sexual experiences while reading books. She decides it’s time to review the tape from Bella and Officer Cade’s encounter, and when she does the freak is immediately let loose! She can’t keep her hands off her body and after watching how Cade used the belt on Bella, she grabs it out of the evidence bag and rubs it against her clit before inserting it into her pussy and later wrapping it around her own neck.

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Solo is solo, so there isn’t really much to describe action-wise with this scene, but the energy Price brings along with her freakiness is amazing! She stays in character and sells the hell out of it while keeping the sex appeal alive. At one point she turns over and puts one leg in the air, putting that nice ass on display, and spanks herself with the belt before fingering herself into another orgasm. After regaining her composure, she makes a phone call and asks for a favor from one of her co-workers. She wants a flashy car, something really over the top, that’ll get her noticed by Cade. Of course her colleague thinks she’s trying to bait and catch Cade, which she is, but definitely not to put her in jail or punish her in any way. The smirk she gives at the end makes me hope there’s a part 2!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates

Lezz Be Roommates CoverNikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates is the latest from Nikki Hearts and Filly Films, and it’s a good one! All the girls are incredibly hot (I love chicks with tattoos!) and the plot will definitely keep you entertained. The opening credits are accompanied by a song that reminds me of something Dru Hill or Jagged Edge would have put out in the early 2000s, and while that’s not something you usually run across, it seemed fitting. Plus, there are these two BFFs, one constantly drinking from a Jack Daniels bottle, and the other preferring her early morning alcohol in a coffee mug, who turn out to be my favorite characters from the very beginning! I’m pretty sure Nikki was speaking to my soul when she wrote these into the script.

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Scene 1 – Nikki Hearts & Leigh Raven

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The movie starts with the sexy roommates gathering in the kitchen, like most households full of women, and immediately I’m drawn to Farrah Paws wrapped up in her panda blanket. She walks straight to the fridge, grabs the Jack, and never says a word… that’s pretty much me until noon every day, minus the panda wrap. Anyway, the foursome discusses the Craigslist interviews they have coming up later in the day and go their separate ways to prepare.

Back in their room, girlfriends Nikki Hearts and Leigh Raven are having a hard time keeping their hands to themselves. Leigh just got out of the shower and begins to get dressed, but from the look on Nikki’s face you know those clothes aren’t staying on for long. These two are a sight for sore eyes! Both lesbos are drop-dead gorgeous with the bodies to match. They have the tiny “I’m ready to be flipped and tossed around” thing going for them, and that’s a huge turn on in my opinion.

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While these two are more than amazing to look at, I found the sex surprisingly boring. It was pretty basic with pussy eating, finger fucking, and face sitting. They kissed way too long for my taste, but I can see where that may have been playing into the plot since they are in a relationship. Things liven up a bit when Nikki straps up and gives Leigh the business missionary style. Nikki’s stroke game is on point and I love the face-to-face thing they have going on. It really illustrates the intensity of the position as well as the chemistry the pair share on screen.

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Scene 2 – Draven Star & Farrah Paws

Farrah Paws is my new ultimate crush! Not only does she wear a bad ass panda suit around the house and drink whiskey all day, but she hardly says a word, preferring head nods instead. Not to mention she’s so fucking adorable and sexy it’ll make your head spin. But before we get to Paws and Draven Star crossing the BFF line, you have to see these Craigslist interviewees.

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First there’s this dude. I couldn’t even pay attention to the bullshit he was speaking because I was too busy wondering what the fuck that was sitting on top of his head! Then I got sad because he obviously doesn’t have any friends. I mean, people who love me would never let me walk out the house like that… then again, I did go through an extremely long white tee phase so I’ll only judge a little. Next up is this chick…

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This biddy is 35 years old and just spent 6 months in tent city for swiping purses. To top things off she’s unemployed! You see now why Paws drinks so damn much!

After everyone disperses to wrap their heads around those crazy interviews, Nikki and Leigh end up talking on the back patio about banging other chicks. Nikki introduces it to Leigh after her and one of the candidates to move in are caught making googly eyes. She wants Leigh to know she’s down with watching her fuck another chick or possibly having a threesome, and while I completely understand this information is valuable to the viewer because of what will happen later in the flick, I felt like it was poorly placed. Now, my non-editing-never-went-to-film-school-can’t-stand-watching-movies-(except porn naturally)-because-I-can’t-sit-still-that-long ass has no idea where it could or should have been in reference to the rest of the movie, but I found myself getting impatient waiting for sexy time to take place, and after a while I tuned them out. Still nice to look at though…

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Finally we get some action when Draven and Paws are sitting on the bed talking about how hot they are. Of course they agree that both are equal parts hot and sexy, and from there the kissing begins. Unlike scene 1, the kissing doesn’t last too long as the girls seem eager to explore each other in ways they hadn’t previously. They’ve been friends for a while, but never really hooked up, and as Paws is getting her pussy licked and fingered she verbally wonders why they hadn’t done this sooner. Paws has a really sexy voice and moan to go along with it, so I was beyond delighted at how attentive and focused Draven was on overloading her BFF with orgasms! She fondles and fingers Paws from behind while biting her butt cheek (one of my favorite pastimes!), sending her into endless bliss.

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I wish there was more ass and tit slapping, but Paws giving Draven head while she’s standing on the bed more than makes up for it! Paws lays down her tongue skills, causing Draven to squirm and pull Paws’ head like she’s literally trying to stuff her face in her pussy. Imagining all that pressure almost sent me over the edge, but I managed to hang on until Paws sat on the throne that is Draven’s face and started riding her tongue. If you like watching girls fuck each other, there’s no way you won’t experience mind-numbing orgasms watching this part. If that doesn’t happen, see your doctor ASAP.

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Scene 3 – Raven Rockette & Leigh Raven

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Just when I thought I reached the top level of being attracted to multiple women at one time, there’s Raven Rockette sitting on a bed with her guitar and I need to change my underwear. She isn’t even tatted all up and my eyes were glued on her the entire time! Leigh decides to take Raven a glass of whiskey, at Nikki’s suggestion, and see how she feels about fucking chicks. Thank god she does, because just watching them sit and talk would not have been as exciting as watching this unfold…

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Leigh is way more aggressive and assertive in this scene and that completely set the tone for how things beautifully go down. She wastes no time getting Raven undressed and showing her nipples a good time before laying back and getting her clit sucked. Before long she flips Raven onto her knees and finger bangs her from behind while fondling her boobs and kissing/biting her lower back and ass. Listening to Raven moan uncontrollably at the hand of Leigh was beyond sexy. I love the take-control role for Leigh, and Raven being the receiver was perfect!

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They flip and flop a few more times, crying out in ecstasy with every move, and both gorgeous women put in work making the other cum. The sex was continuously upbeat, and I didn’t find myself bothered by the lack of positions explored, mostly because the aggressiveness stayed constant throughout the scene. I especially loved this shit right here…

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They’re close but kind of far away at the same time, with fingers locked and synced and… oh man, that part you have to watch for yourself!

Scene 4 – Nikki Hearts, Raven Rockette & Leigh Raven

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It’s the moment of truth. We’ve finally reached the threesome they’ve been building up to the entire flick and I’m beyond confident because I just watched Raven and Leigh get it in with much satisfaction. So, after banging Raven, Leigh reveals that she wants round 2 immediately, but this time with Nikki involved in the action. Nikki is all-in since the whole thing was her idea and plotting anyway, which makes her a pure genius in my book! The pair walk into Raven’s room where she’s still sprawled out butt naked on her bed looking completely exhausted, and startles when they burst in. She immediately starts apologizing until Nikki lets her know everything is cool, she just wants in. Everyone starts kissing and undressing and threesome magic takes over from there.

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Surprisingly (to me anyway), Leigh’s aggressiveness transferred over into this scene as well. She pushed Raven way past her limits and even makes Nikki’s face turn and twist a bit. There was no way she was getting out of there without her fair share though. Nikki holds her down while Raven eats her out and by the expression on her face, she’s in heaven. Nikki makes sure to choke and slap her just the way she likes, and Raven goes to town rubbing her clit without giving her a minute to rest! The entire scene is hot as fuck and definitely worth the wait!

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I usually love whatever comes from Filly Films, but Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates made it into my top 5 after just one watch. The girls are stunning, the plot is entertaining, the sex is genuine, and I met Raven Rockette and Farrah Paws. There are a few complaints though, most important being the camera man not having a steady focus while zooming in and out. I also wish I could have seen more of Draven and Farrah. Don’t get me wrong, I love Leigh and Nikki, especially naked together, but I felt a little overwhelmed with them by the end of it all. I almost forgot there was a scene that didn’t feature either of them because I was used to seeing them so much. Overall though it’s worth a look. Check it out here and let me know what you think!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: San Francisco Lesbians 6

San Fran Lesbians 6 CoverSan Francisco Lesbians 6 holds a special place in my heart, but not because it’s a favorite. I never even saw it before my amazing editor put me down with the series. For me it’s all about the box cover. Those three bad ass dykes to your left are exactly who I wanted to be. Everything from the short cuts to the unzipped jeans (yup, born a freak) and leather jackets sums up how I saw myself. I grew away from the style, but at heart the “throw my gender in your face, fuck if you have to double take to figure me out” butch is still there and man did she enjoy this porno! That being said, it is important to remember while watching this one that it’s from 2006, and although that was only 10 years ago, a lot in production has changed. The picture quality isn’t what you’re used to if you’ve been spoiled by our new release section, and the audio is very low at times, but the sex is authentic and it’s the right amount of cheesy to reach Clueless and Bring It On fame. If you like watching genuine lesbians fuck, I think you’ll be fine.

Scene 1 – Faith La Vette & Lee Mitchell & Carmel Centre

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First off, I love that old school butch up there! Her hair is perfect, the suit and tie are classic, and the introduction is entertaining to say the least. We’re introduced to Carmel Centre and Faith La Vette first, and they don’t waste any time taking each other’s clothes off and going nipple crazy. Both women have great breasts and watching them take turns playing with clamps and leaking nipple juice was a huge turn on. Carmel lays Faith down and fondles her pussy while a clamp is attached to that too (these ladies love them some clamps), and just when things are getting nice and wet, out comes the dental dam to fuck up the entire mood! Listen, I’m not saying health and protection and showing the world the safe side of sex isn’t important, but personally it ruins porn sex for me. Especially a dental dam! It looks stupid, tastes gross, and makes an annoying sound the entire time you’re using it. It’s just… ugh.

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Faith appeared to enjoy it more than I did as she moaned in delight until it was her turn to return the favor on Carmel’s “straight outta the 70s” pussy. I don’t know what it is, but Carmel rocked the shit out of that bush and Faith couldn’t get enough. All of a sudden, in walks Lee Mitchell. I forgot this was a threesome so I felt slightly interrupted, but Lee fit in perfectly. She instantly jumps into the action by unzipping her pants to reveal a stiff and ready strap on. Faith puts a condom on before giving Lee a blowjob and declaring herself the “head queen.” I don’t enjoy blowjobs, but I have to admit she did look like she knew her way around a cock. Lee’s ready to get her dick wet and Faith is a running faucet, so those two hook up first and it was better than I thought it would be. Lee is an ass slapper, which I love, plus the pair end up in my favorite power position.

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I wish the camera angles were better, but the fantasy is in full effect at this point and with all the moaning and licking going on I could close my eyes and be just fine on my own! Then, just in the nick of time, I open them up to see this happening…

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That’s right ladies and gents, tit-to-clit action that sent my little ass straight up and over the top! Words don’t even do this one justice. Both Faith and Carmel are super into the action and Lee can’t stand back and watch anymore. She joins back in with a vibrator that she puts right into Carmel’s ass (no plastic wrap!). Carmel has a nice ass, and it was even better watching her enjoy all the anal play action. Lee briefly fucks her in the ass with the strap and leaves just as quickly as she came, leaving Faith and Carmel to continue fondle and grind up against one another. Another condom is pulled out and cut and stretched for Carmel to eat Faith out while she holds one leg up on a fence. Watching it go down was pretty hot, but the camera angles could have been way better.

Scene 2 – Sybil Hartley

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Meet Sybil Hartley, a sexy lady with a beautiful rack and the ability to make you squirm in your seat watching her get herself off! At first it seems like Sybil is putting on a show for the camera, which makes sense since this is a porno, but when she really starts to get wet fireworks go off. There isn’t much to the scene itself since its solo, but I did find myself getting more and more distracted by the collection of snow globes and the old school lunch box and thermos sitting in the background as the scene went on. I had no problem getting back into the action when Sybil pulled out a vibrator and started going to town. I love when women in solo scenes forget the camera is around and give you that real voyeur feel as opposed to a show. When Sybil came it was explosive, and even she could stop the body tremors as she continued to slowly rub her hands up and down her body. The camera was pretty stationary too, so the angle problems in scene 1 didn’t cause the same problem this time around. Great solo scene if I do say so myself.

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Scene 3 – J. Jones & Janet Holman

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In just about every porno flick there’s a scene where the actors are so natural and real that it reminds you of the sex you have. This is one of those scenes! Janet Holman and J. Jones have a lot of fun while getting their rocks off and it definitely made the experience more pleasurable. Jones attempts to play hard to get but that only lasts for about 3 seconds as Janet goes straight for the goodies, sticking her gloved fingers in Jones’ coochie from behind. Jones’ didn’t even get to take her jeans off before getting felt up and penetrated, and that’s just how I like it. Janet tells Jones she moves around too much after she slides across the kitchen table, and as the two laugh I fondly remember having those conversations with my partners during sex. I don’t know why girls move around so damn much, but I know that after you get a firm grip you do not that that chick go! Apparently Janet knew this way before I did, because after getting her cock sucked (the condom broke… that strap is huge!), she fucks Jones like she might get up and walk out in the middle of it.

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Jones claims to be gentle, but she rides the fuck out of that big ass strap like a pro. Watching her sit on top of Janet was intensely hot, but when she begged for more I thought I was going to explode! Janet lays her down and fucks that pretty little pink pussy until Jones cries out with pleasure and then hops on her face for more pussy eating. Again, the dental damn makes an appearance, but I’m getting used to it… I guess. This part was a little awkward just because it’s hard to situate a dental dam and lube up/saran wrap a vibrator at the same time all while a dripping wet woman sits on your face. Its super hot, but awkward nonetheless. This turned out to be one of my favorite parts though because it shows how un-sexy sex and sex preparation can be. It’s nice to see the glam shit now and then, but I’ll take something relatable over the model sets any day. Anyway, Janet makes Jones cum all over her face, then flips her around in the 69 position and fucks her ass with the vibrator while licking her clit. Jones was literally shaking by the time all was said and done. I don’t know how many orgasms she had, but she definitely couldn’t take 1 more, and as the scene quickly fades to black you hear Jones say thank you and continue her heavy breathing. This is without a doubt my favorite scene of the movie.

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Scene 4 – Dorrie Lane & Marta Gitana

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Ewww public bathroom sex! I’m sorry folks, but I am NOT down for the public shitter/glory hole/hop up on this gas station sink and let’s do the nasty ordeal. Hell, I don’t even like the fantasy. I imagine all public bathrooms smell like pissy subways and I don’t wanna fuck in my own either, but I put most of that aside to watch Dorrie Lane and Marta Gitana make each other squirt. While the passion was certainly there, the scene was only 10 minutes, the camera angles sucked (at least they’re consistent), and they’re fucking in a bathroom. I didn’t get off on this one, but I’m always intrigued by women making themselves or their partners squirt, so I paid a lot of attention, and I like the chemistry Dorrie and Marta seem to have with each other. The sex was boring, but they shared multiple orgasms together and the floor was soaking wet by the time they were done. See what I’m saying about public bathrooms!

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Scene 5 – Faith La Vette

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Faith La Vette is back, this time with a hot chubby unnamed woman with a serious stroke game! The beginning of this scene is very quiet. Like, quiet as a mouse quiet. I like noise, so that was a little off-putting, but clothes started coming off right away so I can’t complain. Faith’s partner is bossy in a take-charge type of way and it added some much needed aggression to the scene. Of course the gloves must come out before a finger can slide in, but they made it funny by making doctor-patient jokes, and the awkwardness is something I can relate to. Faith moaned and squirmed while being finger fucked. I thought I had her partner pegged as a pleaser since she wouldn’t stop the constant pleasure, but when it came time for Faith to give her some head she hid her excitement.

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That shit was so good she was holding on to the headboard just for stability… and she’s laying down! Faith must have some serious tongue skills. It was fun watching both of them get off even though the dental dam is front and center, but they save the best for last when Faith’s partner straps up and fucks her brains out. They show her putting the strap on which is always (not) fun and again, it’s a huge one! Faith takes it all missionary before being flipped over and rammed doggy style to her complete enjoyment. Watching her cum was fun, but the scene as a whole felt incomplete to me. It wasn’t just that I wanted more, but something was missing. I can’t blame the girls because the chemistry was certainly there, and I never got the impression that they weren’t having a good time. Maybe it was the editing… I don’t know. 4

Overall, I enjoyed San Francisco Lesbians 6. It was a fun journey back to 2006 and the leather lesbian gang. I had fun. The camera angles got on my nerves and the editing looks and feel really amateur, which could be a good thing if that’s your twist. Either way, I think it’s worth checking out at least scenes 1 and 3. Got an extra gift card lying around? If so, give this flick a shot and let us know what you think.

The authentic lesbian hails from Baltimore City, lives in Philly, and enjoys long quiet walks to the refrigerator in the middle of the night. Follow her on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and be blessed with all things lesbo porn.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lily Cade Interview

Lily Cade is at the top of the charts when it comes to making and distributing lesbian porn for lesbians. I’ve talked about her features countless times over the year as they just keep coming, and all of us here at HotMoviesForHer.com thought it was about time we get an interview with the lesbian legend herself! She never disappoints.

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Authentic Lesbian: Congratulations on all the recognition and mainstream attention you’ve been receiving over the past year! You can’t Google “real lesbian porn” without a Lily Cade scene popping up and, as Porn Valley’s Gold Star Lesbian, that has to be a great feeling. The conversation on lesbian sex and what it looks like is changing and expanding in large part because of your movies. Did you consciously take on the task of producing genuine lesbian porn in an effort to present it accurately or was the mindset to make movies you would want to watch and just see what resulted?

Lily Cade: I’m not going to lie, it does feel great to be me. I’ve been able to make some really awesome movies and showcase beautiful, authentic sex in so many variations. When I first encountered porn, I was really put off by “lesbian” content. It didn’t look like the sex that I had with my lovers. I have sex to connect, and that connection was missing. It was bodies touching, but not souls. It was straight girls putting on a show for men. It offended my young heart, watching this mockery of lesbian love.

While I was at USC, I watched 70s era porno features and fell in love with the work of Radley Metzger. I wanted to make movies like that, but for a lesbian audience. I wanted to push the boundaries of erotic content in cinema. I thought I would go about it from the indie film side. I took my first porn scene on a whim, but I discovered a community and a job that I really loved. As a performer, being genuine and showcasing authentic connection has always been my goal. I saw an unfilled niche and sought to fill it. As a director, I want to create erotic content with characters that feel like real women with whom the viewer can identify, not fantasy creatures that exist only to be consumed. Of course, I make what I like, but I do put a lot of thought into what I’m representing.

AL: Now that you’re being looked at as an authority on lesbian sex within the industry do you ever feel pressured or burdened down by the responsibility that can come along with that?

LC: Honestly, no. I feel a lot of pressure, but it’s about deadlines and how I’m going to get funding to make larger movies and the challenges of being an artist. I get bogged down sometimes by worrying and frustrated by dealing with bullshit.

Last night I went to the XRCO awards. I started chatting up a newbie. My wife tried to bet a guy that I would take her into the bathroom, but he wouldn’t take the bet. I took her to the bathroom, fisting her while looking into her eyes, her body suspended between the stall walls. Back at the party, another model stopped her. “The bathroom? It’s incredible, isn’t it?” I watched them lock eyes and share a moment. This is my life. The sex is the easy part.

AL: Speaking of pressure and responsibility, how do you juggle writing, directing, starring in, and editing your own movies? Does one role trump the others?

LC: I just do it, because no one else will. The hardest part is finding the inspiration. Once I have that, they rest falls into place. The most annoying part is scheduling and dealing with the last minute cancellations and other disasters. As far as which is more important, that’s sort of like asking whether my heart or my lungs are more important to the functioning of my body. I do feel like my performance sometimes suffers when I’m directing myself because I worry about other responsibilities, like whether the set is running on time or where the lights are. During the sex, being in the moment feels natural, but I’ve been focusing on improving my non-sex acting skills and immersing myself in my characters. I consider Heartbreaker vs. Obscura my best performance as an actor, in part because I was able to delegate some of the set running and stay “Heartbreaker” instead of myself.

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AL: Gender and sexuality are at the forefront of societal conversations in terms of understanding how people view themselves and want others to view them. As a person who identifies as being somewhere between butch and femme, do you ever find these topics creeping into your work? How much of an influence do they have on your plots and characters?

LC: It’s always been a component of my work, from the very start. I feel this split within myself – butch/femme, virgin/whore, good/bad, boi/girl – sort of both, sort of neither. I like to fuck with people’s expectations. I like to make people question themselves. Men tell me all the time that I make them wish they were a woman. I’m an avatar for my male viewers. I fuck girls the way they wish they could. I fuck girls the way they wish men would.

I joke that I’m “male talent” and my first released scene was a drag role in Elexis Unleashed, in which I played a Victorian era girl pretending to be a boy so she could get a job. As a director, I like to riff on boy/girl plots and characters. One of my first scenes as a director featured Dylan Ryan as a pizza “boy” who turns out to be a girl to the surprise but ultimate delight of India Summer in Hard Working Girls. My features take place in a butch/femme universe, with the boy parts played by girls. I don’t so much talk about gender or issues of identity with my work. I just show these things and let people think about it.

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AL: Your first scene ever with Capri Cavanni was lost to the world forever so sadly we won’t get to see it, but what made you answer that Craig’s List ad in the first place? What did you buy with the $200 you made?

LC: I’m pretty sure I put it towards rent or food. I’ve always been very practical. I did put a down payment on a motorcycle for my wife with the money I earned from my first “real” shoots for Sweetheart Video.

AL: You mention in a lot of your interviews that your type is more of an energy that you feel with a woman. So far, who have you worked with that brought the most energy?

LC: I’ve had amazing chemistry with so many women, but if you want to see my deepest on screen connection, watch me with Jess Gatsby in Fuck The Police or at makelovenotporn.tv. Jess and I were dating at the time. She’s this gorgeous, hardbody butch, a type I had been dying to represent in porn for a long time. The Fuck The Police scene was really intense and a highlight of my career, the only time I’ve bottomed for a strap-on on camera. When it was over, Jess and I sat together as the crew put equipment away, our focus still only on each other. I held her and told her that I loved her for the first time.  The whole movie is great, but that scene is special.

AL: Cops seem to be an ongoing theme in your work. What is it about that power and abusing it that turns you on so much?

LC: I grew up watching cop shows and started to notice the women in uniform. I had a crush on Olivia Bensen from Law and Order SVU back when I didn’t quite understand what I was feeling. I’m into masculine clothes on women, and police uniforms are a particular favorite. As an artist, I find the police fascinating. Whether the police are “good” or “bad” depends on your position in society. Cops have middle class incomes but life and death power. They can get away with fucked up stuff. It’s a dynamic that lends itself well to porno style exploitation and my black sense of humor.

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AL: Officer Cade and Heartbreaker are falling off a cliff and you can only save one, who lives?

LC: Officer Cade is fun at parties. She loves her life. She filters the world through an enormous later of bullshit, but she enjoys it. Heartbreaker doesn’t like herself. She’d be mad at me if I saved her.

AL: You do standup!? I had no idea…how did that start and what’s it like? Is porn a big part of your comedy?

LC: It’s definitely part of it. Porn is a unique world. The office politics and the difference between the show we put on and what’s really happening are funny to me but porn is not the only source of my material.

AL: After 8 years in the adult industry what advice would you give young women, gay and straight, looking for their start?

LC: Porn’s tough. To do it well requires a lot of emotional labor, and neither the money nor the fame are what they used to be. “Mainstream porn,” so to speak, has consolidated as fewer companies compete for a dwindling marketplace.  If you’re a traditionally hot girl, you can go to one of the better porno agencies and get a certain number of shoots. Success beyond that requires dedication, and running a brand, and acquiring fans. Porn will shoot whatever sells. If you can prove that you sell, you work. The business of being a “porn star” is not just going to set but interacting with fans, monetizing content, affiliate marketing, appearances, etc. Most girls also webcam, escort, or otherwise sell their services. What worked for me was standing out rather than fitting the mold, and I’ve seen others have success by focusing on creating niche content that fans can’t get elsewhere. If you decide to go into porn, do your research and go in with your eyes open.

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The Authentic Lesbian hails from Baltimore City, lives in Philly, and is healthily addicted to everything involving naked women. Follow her on Twitter @authenticlezz1 to watch adorable dog videos and occasionally porn.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Impractical Sex

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The whole point of porn is fantasy. As viewers we get to imagine ourselves in scenarios that most likely won’t play out in real life, like your hot slutty teacher fucking your brains out on her desk after everyone else has gone home for the day, or that innocent looking girl next door who can’t manage to change her own light bulb, thanking you for your help by showing up to your house butt naked demanding you let her suck you off. Most of the time all goes accordingly and the fantasy is great, but, if you’re anything like me, every once in a while you see a position or locale that just doesn’t make sense when you really stop and think about it. I’m sure most of you aren’t stopping and thinking about it as often as I am since I’m around this stuff non-stop, which is why I took it upon myself to put together a small list of impractical sex positions and locations. Don’t worry, I left technosexualism, aka robot sex, off the list. You’re all very welcome.

Beach Sex

Beach Sex

I’m against outdoor sex for the most part. Sure, there’s the thrill of getting caught, but there are also bugs and grass and allergies and a bunch of other shit I don’t want around me while I’m naked, but beach sex is the absolute worst! Yeah, Ron Jeremy and Ginger Lynn look sexy up there with a beautiful ocean behind them, but look at all that sand on Ron’s legs. You know that shit ended up either fully inside or very close to Ginger’s legendary pussy. Not only does that feel awful, it’s also unhealthy as fuck! Those little grains of sand are tiny killers inside your body, plus it’s nowhere near as romantic as you think, trust me! My ex and I tried to live this one out in Virginia Beach and spent more time trying to find a comfortable position and keep our blanket sand free. After about 10 minutes we decided to try the balcony.

Car Sex

Car Sex

The camera man desperately trying to get in the car in the 2nd scene of Filthy Fashion Models perfectly illustrates my beef with trying to fuck in the car. Sure, it was hot and steamy when you couldn’t go to your girl’s house or bring her to yours, but come on, we’re grown-ups now and there just isn’t enough space in the car! I’m sure Ana Foxxx, Jenna Sativa, and Yasmine De Leon are making the best out of it and enjoying themselves in the process, but in real life this is just uncomfortable and a sure way to get her out of the mood and looking at you like you’re crazy. These beautiful women couldn’t get it done in a truck so there is no way my 2009 Kia Spectra stands a chance. If it isn’t a quick BJ or hand job, don’t do it.

Pile Driver

Pile Driver

I have to admit, this one is fun to do. There’s no doubt in my mind that Larkin Love is having the time of her life getting fucked by the strap-on extraordinaire Lily Cade, but I bet she was sore as hell the next day. Yeah, the g-spot is getting some serious attention in the piledriver position, but this shit is painful man! The amount of pressure on the neck and shoulders is extreme, not to mention the added weight of whoever is pounding away up there. Plus, it puts strain on your thighs and hamstring injuries are no joke. I don’t care how far along you are in your yoga classes, you’re going to pay for this one the next morning.

Tribbing/Scissoring Standing Up

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Lana and Flora deserve awards just for successfully pulling off that pose. Look at that shit! The picture alone makes me feel like I need a deep tissue massage. That’s the type of position you try if you’re easily influenced by things you just watched on the tube or are extremely drunk and just don’t give a fuck. Just like with the piledriver, trying to scissor standing up is begging for leg cramps at the very least, which, I’m willing to bet, is why the pair didn’t stay in that position for long during the actual scene.

Titty Fucking

Titty Fucking

If I woke up with a penis titty fucking would be the 2nd thing I’d try (dick slapping is the first… judge me, I deserve it). It does look pretty awkward for the chick though. Look at Jada Fire up there with Manuel Ferrara’s dick sliding in and out of her big beautiful round mounds in the Vivid classic that is $2 Two Dollar Bill. She has her tongue out waiting for a little lick, only problem is his dick keeps hitting her in the chin! Awkward right? I mean, I’d imagine a dick to the chin a few times is all it would take to get me out of the mood. Maybe I’m wrong…

Shower/Bathtub Sex

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Fucking in the shower or bathtub looks amazing! Ana Foxxx and Lotus Lain sure make the most of it, and they almost convinced me to give it another try until I noticed Lotus propping herself up on that porcelain tub and envisioned myself attempting the same, but slipping and cracking my damn head open getting blood and water all over the place. “What about the shower?” Look, the shower is cute when you first start sexing it up, but I don’t live in a mansion with a shower that houses a bench for sitting and requires two glass doors because it’s so big. Hell, I don’t even live in a house with a walk-in shower! My space is very limited in that regard. More importantly though, I love eating pussy and that’s hard to do when you’re drowning from the constant flow of water hitting you in the face. Also, I’m not always down for getting my hair wet and fucking with a shower cap on isn’t the sexiest thing in the world.

Piano Sex

Piano Sex

If you’ve ever sat on top of a piano you know exactly how hard that bitch is and there’s no way you’re laying back on it, blanket and pillows or not. That’s why Allie Haze and Samantha Ryan didn’t get any further than that right there. Allie sits her pretty little ass on the keys while Samantha fingers and fondles away, then they take it to the floor. Pianos are beautiful instruments that can often be seductive (I’m a musician and allowed to be turned on by musical instruments) but they are not for sex, so save yourself the embarrassment of falling off (blankets make them really slippery, be warned) and just fuck in a room with a piano in it. You’ll get the same result, trust me.

Shoes On Sex

Shoes On Sex

First of all, Prince Yahshua and Saya Song lost their everlasting minds with those damn shoes on that bed! Grandmothers everywhere would be on Greyhounds on their way out West to give both of them a smack upside their heads if I was a snitch. Second, keeping your shoes on during sex is just weird. I feel like you’re going to run away at any moment. The law is on my side with this one too. In certain parts of the country it’s illegal for a man to have sex with his shoes on, (prostitution prevention has come a long way) and even if it isn’t enforced it’s still legally valid, so don’t let me catch you. Third, it’s dangerous, especially women in heels and any dude trying to give their partner the Yahshua treatment by wearing a pair of fresh Timberlands. I’m a position explorer so there’s lots of movement going on when I’m making magic, and the last thing I want to do is take a heel to the dome. I agree that women in lingerie and red pumps are sexy as fuck, but my safety comes first and so should yours.

That’s all I have for now, but don’t worry, a part 2 could be in the works as you read. Until then, stay tuned by following me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and the rest of the crew @hotmoviesforher.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Daddy Interrogation

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I’ve always wondered why some straight guys like to be called “Daddy” during sex. (Hell, sometimes sex isn’t even necessary…think Big Daddy Kane, Puff Daddy, Usher’s song “Hey Daddy”…) It’s everywhere, and honestly, it weirds me out. I mean, some of these guys have kids and hear “Daddy” all day, which I’m sure annoys the hell out of them rather than turn them on. And I’m not talking about those into the family fantasy taboo porn; no, I’m talking about regular everyday guys. So what is it about a woman screaming out “Yes, Daddy!” or “Fuck me harder, Daddy” during sex that turns these guys on? Naturally I can’t answer this question (I totally could, but it would be completely biased and militant feminist and a 100% correct analysis of the male ego from a psychological standpoint because I’m a lesbian and ripping dudes for anything I don’t agree with runs in my blood. Plus my Women Studies 104 professor has my back.) so I took to the diverse streets of Philadelphia to ask around and gain perspective.

Besides the puzzling looks, and the one instance where a guy ran from me (pretty sure he was high on something), I got some really good feedback and engaged in in-depth conversations. After everyone got past the “I don’t know, that shit just turns me on” response and actually started to think about why it turns them on I got a few interesting responses. Predictably, the most common response I got was “when a woman calls you daddy, you know you’re putting shit down!” But why? Why is this indication that the sex is good? It’s not like women store that word away for those occasions when the dick is amazing because everyone doesn’t do it. Apparently, that’s exactly the point in this case. Guys who identified with this answer didn’t want their girlfriends or wives calling them daddy regularly. In fact, a lot of them never even requested that she do it during sex, it just happened a few times, and the turn on comes from the fact that she said it on her own so the pipe laying game must be strong. I can understand this. It’s like when a girl yells out your name during sex and she usually doesn’t. You must be doing something right! I still think the word choice is strange, but I get how that could be a major ego boost.

There was one guy who right off the bat told me it was about power for him, straight up. There was no further analysis needed in his mind. Men are supposed to provide for their women as he sees it, and when you only look at it from that angle, the relationship offers some of the same things father-daughter relationships offer, like protection, encouragement, and support. Of course, they aren’t parallel, but when his wife calls him daddy, it’s an acknowledgement of his position of power in their relationship and nothing gets a penis pumping like power, right!? He further explained to me that it was such a huge and positive part of their sex life that it spilled over into their regular every day interaction with each other and now she calls him “daddy” like someone might say “honey” or “babe.” When I asked if he calls her “mommy” he looked at me like I was crazy, but laughingly admitted he has called her “big momma” during a few birthday blowjobs over the years.

Innocence also came up more than a few times and I was surprised by how willingly dudes were to reveal that they like the fantasy of fucking a young, innocent chick. I get that youth is attractive to most of us, but why does the innocence turn on come from the word “daddy?” Fathers usually think their daughters are innocent until they’re forced to either accept or deny the truth, but does that turn you on? Does your brain even compute that correlation when you’re hitting it doggy style and counting strokes and she says “right there, daddy”? Asking these questions got me a lot of head-tilted confused looks but I did get one answer that stuck out. I’m not sure how much honesty was behind it, but one pretty young guy said he likes good girls and that projected innocence, even if it is just fantasy, makes him feel like he’s with a good un-corrupted person. I did one of these…

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I had fun with my daddy interrogation experiment. I still think it’s creepy as hell, but I learned a few things and met some really cool and open people. If you’re one of those guys who likes knowing you’re putting it down by being called “daddy” then have at it! And if you’re a lady reading this who might want to try something different give it a shot and see what happens. It’s safe to say I won’t be calling anyone other than my pop “daddy” anytime soon, and I only pull that out when I want something (the exact same answer I got from a woman who gives daddy affirmation from time to time), but I won’t judge you if you do. Until next time, freaky people!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Shadow Army

Shadow Army CoverShadow Army is…different. It was twisted, dark, funny and at times downright creepy. I never watched a ZFX Productions flick before but word around the office has always been that you will be, and stay, entertained. The office was right. I decided on Shadow Army and found myself, on more than one occasion, sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for whatever was coming next. The production and editing easily rival all the top studios, and it’s impossible not to appreciate all that hard work, but I personally did not find this to be a sexual turn on at all. Mentally, I was definitely tuned in.

Scene 1 – Candle Boxxx

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Candle Boxxx is in her office on a phone call with a mysterious sheik transferring millions of US dollars to a Middle Eastern Humanitarian Fund account, and of course the US Government isn’t having any part of that. The NSA is listening, as usual, and an alert for Kimberly Alastair Smith, Candle’s character, pops up on a gigantic screen with the words “Operation Clockwork.” Already I’m in love with the production. The special effects are cool as fuck and I’m completely sold on the government conspiracy theme they have going on. Anyway, some dude named Simon launches Operation Shadow Army and immediately takes a phone call instructing him to “keep your mouth shut” and “work her hard.”

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What happens next is very strange, and I’m not sure how I feel about it. Actually, I know exactly how it makes me feel, which is definitely not horny, but I’ll lay it all out there and let you decide. Candle is shredding papers and typing up memos back in her office when suddenly she starts twitching and itching crackhead style. Before you know it an invisible force is in full effect, punching and smacking her while ripping her clothes off. Candle does a great job selling the whole thing and it’s funny as hell watching her bug out under the force of some invisible person. Her being pushed onto a couch took me back to the fond memories of Uncle Phil throwing Jazzy Jeff out of his house every chance he could. From here her panties are pulled down and the invisible being starts fucking her. You realize there’s actually two invisible things fucking her when this happens…

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Exactly! There’s no way to take that shit seriously, right!? And just when I thought, well, I don’t know what the hell I was thinking, but this jizz that just squirts all over her from out of the air did not help.

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After the deed is done, there’s a flash and Candle is waking up, jizz-free, thank the Lord, and trying to figure out where her clothes are, what the hell just happened, and why her sticky hair smells like bleach. She convinces herself that she’s a powerful overworked woman, gathers her clothes, and lies back down on the couch. It’s hilarious on the surface and completely scary when you think about what you just watched. Like Lifetime TV assault/blame-the-victim movie scary…

Scene 2 – Candle Boxxx & Jon O’Brien

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So Candle is trying to nap when Jon O’Brien and Earl Greenwood decide to fuck that all up kidnap her ass. The point of operation Shadow Army is to torture and get information out of her, and that’s more the focal point in this scene. I’m not even sure director Rick Masters would call anything about this one sexy. The masked men tie Candle up in the back of a van and while one drives the other pulls out a taser gun and shocks the living shit out of her repeatedly until she passes out.

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I wasn’t as disturbed by this scene as I was the first, even though it’s still giving off that creepy assault vibe, because I knew there was no way her body could handle all that electricity. It’s so over the top I couldn’t stop myself from laughing out loud! This woman is hands down the best at faking convulsions and her screams were so convincing I actually closed my eyes and winced at the thought of all the fake pain she must be going through.

Scene 3 – Candle Boxxx & Jon O’Brien & Earl Greenwood

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Jon and Earl take Candle out of the van and into a warehouse dungeon where they punch and slap her around some more until she passes out again. Finally we get a little dialogue when Jon takes Candle’s ball gag out and starts to ask about the sheik. Candle’s no dummy and demands that her rights be respected and acknowledged to which government agent Jon yells out “Patriot Act” and my hate for Tom Brady is all I can think about (Go Ravens!) which is totally fueling my hate for government guy Jon. I actually rooted for Candle when she spit in his face in response to a ridiculously specific question about the sheik’s whereabouts. Then government Jon flips the script and tells Candle that she’s actually the accountant for the head of a terrorist group called Clockwork and the money she’s been helping him move around is actually funding the group’s illegal activities. Candle isn’t buying it and decides she’d rather take her punishment, so back in goes the ball gag and out comes more electro stimulation toys.

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I think I was able to fully enjoy this scene and all its tortuous glory because I got to see, for the first time so far, Candle’s character come to life. She’s feisty and quick witted when talking with Jon and actually seeing and hearing the character made shit less creepy for me. That being the case, it’s still pretty creepy, and gets downright scary after the initial electro stimulation. At first government Jon is using some sort of electricity wand and Candle’s body reactions are again hilarious. Every time he touches her torso or breasts her body shakes with so much force you can’t help but laugh. It doesn’t look real (thank god!), but she does a great job of making it entertaining. Then Jon goes completely psycho and decides to hook a car battery up to Candle’s pussy with jumper cables and attaches the entire thing to a timer!

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Talk about being completely glued to the screen! I couldn’t believe what I was watching! There’s no way anyone could live through a shock of that force every 15 seconds, but just thinking about the possibility was enough to make me cringe. The camera angles are really good throughout the film, but this scene particularly stood out because they made sure to get every angle imaginable as she swings through the air, hands still bound, convulsing with every shock. You can see the beads of sweat covering her entire body (workout idea!) and the sound of the timer is cool because it enhances the shock value (see what I did there…). You already know she’s going to get shocked, but hearing the timer countdown builds up the anticipation, like the background music in a scary movie. Anyway, the poor girl passes out from the constant electro torture, and just when you think she’s going to get a little break, Jon and Earl walk back in, hang her upside down, rip her stockings completely off, and proceed to flog the living shit out of her! She took such a beating that after a while she doesn’t even react to the pain anymore. Her body just hangs there numb.

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Candle decides to continue to keep her mouth shut, even after all she’s endured at the hands of the government, but that doesn’t deter her captors from trying. She’s tied down to a stretching table and flogged by government Jon until her tits and torso are completely covered with scratches and bruises while the other agent stretches her bound hands. Just watching her endure all of that at the same time gave me a new respect for Candle Boxxx. That lady is a G! I can imagine her reading the script thinking “oh hey, this sounds like fun!”

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The guys leave her there to soak in all her pain and agony before re-entering the room and tying her up with one leg in the air. At this point, Candle realizes things are only going to get worse, and since she still isn’t ready to talk, that only means one thing…more electro stimulation! By now she’s screaming and crying and trying to wiggle herself free, but when Jon puts clothespins on her nipples and pussy lips, it’s a wrap! And when the electricity wand makes its second appearance I couldn’t help but wonder how she could focus on convulsing with those damn pins everywhere. This woman deserves an award!

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After shocking her to shit, government Jon puts Candle in a fucking locker with her hands handcuffed to the bar above her. Turns out Jon is losing his patience and since electricity isn’t persuading Candle to give up the knowledge on the sheik he puts her in a cooking box and tells her he’ll see her in the morning if she’s still alive. It’s made to look like the locker has reached over 160 degrees, but before even knowing that I was terrified at the thought of being stuffed in a locker! I never thought much about claustrophobia until now, but if that were me, I’d definitely be dead before the heat was even turned on. Small spaces and the Authentic Lesbian do not get along.

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When Jon returns to find Candle still alive from a night in the heat box she’s ready to talk, unfortunately for her though she doesn’t know anything. From everything we know about government Jon thus far it’s safe to guess that this doesn’t make him happy at all, but instead of going for the closest electro toy her opts for pulling Candle’s hair until she screams out from the pain. He still isn’t getting the answers her wants, so he tells Candle after a night in the heat box he’s going to treat her to some water. The problem is the catch…

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See that chair up there? Well, that chair is wired to an electrical doohickey with a metal piece sticking up that’s inserted inside of her. And to top it all off a water hose is stuffed down her throat forcing her to take in way more water than any normal person should! The faces she makes while pretending to suck in all that water are priceless. At one point I was convinced her eye balls were going to pop out of her head. Other than the facial expressions though this part was pretty boring, but I can see where it would be hard to spice up a fake water torture scene.

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Her mouth is taped shut with water still in there and finally the chair machine is turned on and the convulsing starts again. Watching Candle slide up and down on the metal piece sticking up from the chair was kind of hot until the camera goes back to her face and it’s clear she would rather be back in her office. Then all of a sudden there’s a bright flash of light and we’re back in the office, dazed and confused, like nothing ever happened. There wasn’t much that I found sexy about this movie at all, but you can’t end like that! I mean, there are so many important questions still out there. Did anyone ever find out where the sheik was and where the money was going? Does Candle just get to live after that shit? Did she at least cum from the electric chair? I need to know!

Overall the movie was entertaining. It forced me to think outside of the box and even to confront a few things I didn’t know I had beef with, like small spaces, but if you’re looking to watch a porno and get off I doubt this is the movie for you. If you like Sci-Fi porn with lots of twists, turns, and torture along the way then give Shadow Army a chance. Otherwise, save your money for a better fit.

I’m going to go recoup from that journey, but in the meantime follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and the rest of the gal gang @hotmoviesforher.

 

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Happy Ending Lesbian Massage 3

Happy Ending Lesbian Massage 3I’m a huge fan of massages that turn into sex. In fact, it is my strong belief that if you and your partner are exchanging massages it SHOULD result in sex. Also, you both (or 3 or 4…no shade, poly people) should be naked. Just think about it. You’re rubbing oil or lotion all over a person you’re attracted to, hands wander from the back to the inner thigh, you hear that slight moan, and feel relaxation running through their body, and the entire thing can be really sensual. The buildup is crucial too. The rubbing and teasing further the sexual tension and the craving even more, so when the time finally comes for you to cum, it’s pretty epic. I’m telling you, done the right way, a massage can get you laid pretty much every time! Since massage sex is so near and dear to my heart, I felt like Happy Ending Lesbian Massage 3 from Brat Perversions Films would be perfect for my next review. It’s short, sweet, and features women touching each other. If you’re not sold on that, you’re not human.

One thing that’s important to remember when watching most massage porn is that there’s nothing that really looks all that exciting. It’s more about the sensation of touch and the experience of being rubbed down more than position switches and movement, and your head is more involved in the fantasy than your eyes. If that doesn’t sound appealing stop reading now, this one probably isn’t for you.

Scene 1 – Kate England & Helena Price

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Kate England and Helena Price are naked and in position with oil already in hand so there’s no waiting around with this one. There’s massage-fitting music playing instantly (and for most of the scene), but honestly it started to make me a little sleepy, especially since this starts as an actual massage. Kate starts with Helena’s feet as she lays face down on the bed. I like when a massage starts off as a massage, even when you know a happy ending is in the making, because the buildup can be crazy intense. Helena looks beyond relaxed as Kate makes her way up her thighs and plump ass. Like I mentioned before, there isn’t really much going on outside of the massage, and because of that I wish the music didn’t play the entire time. . I would have loved to hear Helena’s soft exhales as Kate oiled and slid her boobs up and down her back, but it didn’t ruin the scene.

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Helena turns over and it doesn’t take Kate much time to start fondling those goodies. She does start the massage with the feet again, but it doesn’t last nearly as long as you can sense both ladies are ready for the good stuff. The tit to tit grinding was cool to watch because it’s the first time you see Helena respond as she puts her hands on Kate’s waist to pull her closer, but the moment we’ve all been waiting for is really when it gets hot. As Kate rubs Helena’s clit the music dies down and you can hear just how pleased Helena is. After all the sensual touching, it doesn’t take long for her to cum, but watching the steady progression mixed with her facial expressions was well worth the wait!

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Scene 2 – Kendra Lynn & Scarlett Demitro

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This scene was my favorite of the two. The format is exactly the same, so as far as the actual massage you won’t see much difference, but even with the music playing the entire time you can tell Kendra Lynn and Scarlett Demitro are having fun and are really into each other. For starters they spend more time doing this shit right here…

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I’m not sure about you guys, but when a beautiful naked woman has her pretty pussy pressed up against my butt cheeks, that shit sends me over the edge! The sensation from her sliding back and forth, moaning as she gets off, and feeling her wetness on my skin…Yaaaaaaas! There’s nothing better (except head, but you get my point). It carries over as Scarlett lays on her back and Kendra massages her big, beautiful breasts. Scarlett has a pretty pussy too! It’s nice and plump…makes you want to just grab a handful and fondle until she cums, which is exactly what Kendra does. She plays with Scarlett’s clit until she arches her back and cums all over her fingers. I absolutely loved listening to and watching Scarlett reach her climax. Her body is sexy as fuck and you can tell Kendra was hitting all the right spots.

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Like I said before, you have to enjoy sensual massage porn to appreciate all that Happy Ending Lesbian Massage 3 brings to the table, but if you do, or are willing to give it a try, I don’t think you’ll be disappointed. Check it out here and let us know what you think.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: LilyCade.com Studio Profile

Lilycade.com owner Lily Cade

If you’re a porn connoisseur, or think you are, then you know who Lily Cade is. We want to celebrate the arrival of LilyCade.com on HotMoviesforHer! If you’ve browsed through our Recently Added or Featured Movies on our VOD site, you’ve definitely stumbled across the sexy red head with the short hair cut to rival Nia Long in her Fresh Prince days. And if you’re familiar with my reviews here on HotMoviesforHer you probably feel like you get a weekly dose of Mrs. Cade, from my very first review of Lily Cade & Tina Horn from Goody Dyke Porn to the classic that is Fuck The Police. That’s because Lily Cade has been making waves in the industry as a genuine lesbian porn star and there aren’t many of those in the industry, let alone those in the mainstream limelight.

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Dedication to producing quality lesbian porn that accurately represents lesbian sex and all its moving parts has led Lily to performing and producing for her own studio, LilyCade.com, and we here at HotMoviesforHer couldn’t be happier about it! Not only is LilyCade.com packed full of the enthusiasm and excitement that Cade is known to bring to each scene, it also serves as a creative outlet for Lily and provides the viewer with more insight into her kinky desires and hilarious plot writing. Instead of long, feature films, most of LilyCade.com’s content are short website clips that allow Lily, and you, as the viewer, to get straight down to business (something I greatly appreciate) with a few talking lines here and there to add to the experience.

Lily Cade

When you decide to watch a Lily Cade movie, you know what you’re getting: a genuine lesbian sexperience that’s going to bring non-stop energy, show you intense girl-girl chemistry, and probably a few positions you’ve never seen. Plus, Lily loves to please and watching her make women cum time and time again, bodies shaking and voices cracking, is always a good time. Check out some of the titles below as a starting point and get lost in the magic that is Lily Cade!

Yoga Sex Cover from LilyCade.com Strap On Cheaters by LilyCade.com with Lily Cade and Allison Moore Lesbian Fuck Club 2 from LilyCade.com Butch Femme Girlfriends cover from LilyCade.com

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Boi On Boi

Boi On Boi CoverLily Cade, one of my all time favorites, recently began submitting movies to HotMoviesForHer and HotMovies under her new studio LilyCade.com, and immediately after the first batch of titles hit my desk for encoding, I ran to my editor-in-chief. I didn’t care which movie she assigned but she had to let me review at least one. It’s my God-given lesbian birth right to be granted access to all things Lily Cade and I was prepared to fight for it. Luckily I didn’t have to. Not only is my editor awesome and wasn’t about to put up a fight, but Lily herself hit me up and asked if I felt like reviewing one of them (fuck yeah, I do!). So now, I’m a celebrity (this feeling lasted for a complete 24 hours and I’m not ashamed of it) and I get to review Boi On Boi! I’m pretty much running the world right now…

Scene 1 – Lily Cade & Ingrid Mouth

I knew Lily wouldn’t let me down, she never does, and this first scene is testament to that. Lily and Ingrid Mouth walk into the bedroom looking cool as fuck in their leather, biker-themed outfits and waste no time getting things started. There’s pussy slapping, ripped stockings, groping, nipple clamps, heavy kissing and moaning, and we’re not even 2 whole minutes in yet…this is a dream come true! Ingrid is as sexy as all outdoors and her readiness to be fucked is a major turn on. Sensing this, Lily takes Ingrid’s panties off, stuffs them in her mouth, and finger fucks the shit out of her. Four minutes and 18 seconds in and Lily has Ingrid cumming all over herself already (you see why she’s one of my heroes!?).

Boi on Boi with Lily Cade and Ingrid Mouth

After the intense fingerbang session, Lily unzips her jeans revealing a massive strap-on (her strap game is 2nd to none, BTW) and gets in an ass slap that leaves a nice, red hand print behind, before going in on Ingrid’s pussy doggy style. You’re always in for an entertaining treat when Cade straps up, but this shit had Ingrid screaming and oozing pleasure all over the place. This is one of those moments within the scene that turns you on AND sends you home with a few ideas (thanks for playing along, babe). The hottest part for me is watching both ladies’ facial expressions. Ingrid is in some heavenly world the rest of us aren’t privilege to while Lily might as well be yelling “Yeah, bitch, I know I’m killing this pussy!” from a mountain top. It doesn’t last very long, but then again it didn’t take very long for that to push me over the edge.

Lily Cade fucks Ingrid Mouth

These two are living proof that great sex provides its own stamina. They flip from spooning to cowgirl to missionary to doggy style to doggy style standing to spooning and back to missionary all while keeping the intensity meter on high and a great pace. Ingrid gets a gold star for keeping those nipple clamps on for as long as she did and even got rewarded with head that left a huge smile on her face. At this point Ingrid’s clit is extremely sensitive and Lily wouldn’t be Lily if she didn’t push her to the limits. She fondles sexy Ingrid’s clit from behind while stroking her pussy with the strap until Ingrid can’t take anymore and bends down to give a blowjob. Just when you thought it might be over, she hops on Lily’s cock reverse cowgirl with her perfect handful of tits right in Lily’s face. Once again, Cade’s stroke game is on point! She fucks Ingrid so hard and good that her titties start bouncing to their own beat, then she asks Ingrid to “Do that thing you can do” and the two fuck acrobatic style with Lily standing on the bed in boots (I wish I had that kind of balance, my equilibrium quit on me years ago). I love that Lily took on the role of pleaser in this one because I can relate to that, and the mix of light pain with pleasure was right up my alley. I can’t believe this is only scene 1.

Boi on Boi Ingrid Mouth with tit clamps and Lily Cade

Scene 2 – Lily Cade & Kameltoe

Holy shit, it’s mutha fuckin’ Kameltoe! Her sexless yet hilarious performance as Spex in Lily Cade’s lesbian superhero hit Heartbreaker vs. Obscura (amazing review here!) and her vocals on the theme song “Run Cold” inspired hours upon hours of Googling and YouTubing until I hit my Kelly Bundy limit and couldn’t retain another piece of information. (Seriously, look her up! Her music is awesome.) After I saw her I knew this would be my favorite scene because I’d been looking for a sex scene featuring her for months and the first one I got was with Lily too! Then to top it off the plot, OMG THE PLOT! This one is going to require some background…

Kameltoe and Lily Cade

Okay, so you see that picture up there? Lily is gazing dreamily into Kameltoe’s eyes while she plays a song on the guitar (“Go To Work” is bound to be stuck in your head and you’ll be grateful) and Lily is so turned on she jumps Kameltoe’s bones before she can even finish singing. That’s me with an alto saxophone circa 2005 getting all Bill Clinton on bitches to get laid! That shit works man, I’m telling you. That look in Lily’s eyes is so real, I get hot and bothered just thinking about the beautiful girls and all the memories we made. If you never take anything away from my writings please remember this: play an instrument! Chicks dig that shit all day.

Now that that’s out of the way, it’s safe to say the sex between these two gorgeous women lived up to my excitement and expectations. Again, no time is wasted and it’s something that really should be appreciated. You get a brief plot, a song, and then women kissing and getting naked. That’s called Christmas. Lily takes more of a second-in-command role as Kameltoe appears to be the more aggressive one for the moment, and that was cool to see since Cade is usually the Captain Crunch of the ship. The pair makeout (I feel like I’m in high school again) and grind up against each other before Kameltoe starts taking Lily’s clothes off and kissing and groping her everywhere. Lily’s moans were a huge turn on, especially when Kameltoe finally reached the burning bush, propelling Lily to channel her inner gymnast and throw some acrobatics our way. Kameltoe holds her lower half up by her butt and when Cade cums it’s enough to inspire a rewind.

Kameltoe and Lily Cade yoga pussy eating

Next up is A+ tribbing. Kameltoe seems in a hurry to get her clothes off now that she gave Lily her first orgasm and even more eager to give her another one. They assume the acrobatic position once more and Kameltoe succeeds in her goal, but I was extra turned on by the heavy breathing break they took in between positions. I think I found it extremely hot because it happens in real life. You both push each other to the limits and are exhausted after maybe 5 intense minutes so you just lay skin to skin catching your breath until someone makes a move. I’m guilty of falling asleep at during this breath catching moments, but Lily begins repaying the favor by going down on Kameltoe and then fingering her. By the looks and sounds of things, Lily really hit the spot and Kameltoe isn’t in a rush for her to stop. Of course, Lily isn’t the one and done type anyway, so stopping was never a real threat. She lubes Kameltoe up and goes to fingerbang town before coming up for air and gently kissing. The cut sign Lily gives the cameraman at the end as a signal to stop rolling was pretty badass too if I do say so myself.

Lily Cade and Kameltoe

Scene 3 – Lily Cade & Alani Pi

Alani Pi is super cute. I can’t put my finger on it, but something about her screams innocent girl-next-door and for me that does it! Plus she has a nice set of boobs and knows how to lick a pair also. As I’ve become accustomed to, there’s no waiting time. Lily and Alani begin taking their clothes off almost immediately. Getting one of Alani’s shoes off proved to be quite a task for Lily, but it provided the scene with natural laughter and made it even more relatable if you can imagine that. It also showed, yet again, that Lily Cade has amazing chemistry with everybody! I’ve never seen an awkward on-screen moment with her and she’s been with everyone from Anikka Albrite to Freya French (I wonder if casting is picky??). Anyway, Lily goes down on Alani first, licking and fingering her pretty little pussy until her petite body couldn’t take anymore without shaking and her eyes roll back into her head. Lily puts in work as always, and Alani’s cum faces are hilarious and sexy.

Boi on Boi Lily Cade and Alani Pi

I was really excited to watch Alani please Lily, I guess because of that innocent look she has in my opinion. It’s always fun to watch the innocent ones or those who claim they aren’t “that” experienced embrace their wild side and go HAM on a pussy. Alani fingers Lily while giving her head, and Lily’s moans told all I needed to know. Lily grabs her head, pulls her up from down under, and instructs her to fondle her clit. This drives Lily crazy, but soon after she’s back on top, fingering Alani’s asshole and licking her pussy from behind. Just knowing Alani, with her innocent appeal, is enjoying the butt play was enough to send me over the edge more than a few times. There’s one point where Alani’s like “Wow” and Lily laughs and says “I know, yup.” Priceless! I love when I’m doing something to a girl that’s been done to me so I know exactly how good it feels and the reaction it makes the body have. Eventually Alani lets out a little squeak and then goes full seizure mode as she cums…was that an anal orgasm?? I hope so! They shower each other with kisses before calling it a scene and the smile on Alani’s face lets me know she thoroughly enjoyed herself. I wish the scene was a little longer so I could get more of that chemistry and Alani’s orgasm faces, but that’s what rewind is for.

Alani Pi gives handjob to Lily Cade

Watch Boi on Boi from LilyCade.com and leave a comment below to let me know what you thought of the movie. Until next time, follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and my gal pals @hotmoviesforher!