Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. We are back with another magical Humpday treat! If I actually sat down and did the math, I bet I could tell you exactly how many Link Loves I’ve shot on your face. Let’s see, I’ve been doing this for about 4 and a half years, with 52 weeks a year… bring out the calculator… hmmm, it looks I’ve brought you about 230 Humpday Link Loves! Pretty nutty bananas, wouldn’t you say? I guess there is no real reason to count them, other than to let you all know that we love bringing you the dirtiest news. You can tell by the sheer numbers. Anyway, enough babble – let’s get to it!
- Remember back in November when there was all that hoopla about Sasha Grey reading to elementary school students? Well, it’s back in the news again. Apparently porn studio Assence Films is releasing a scene featuring the now-retired star in their “Anal Artists” video this week, and in support of Sasha’s past efforts to get children to read, they tried to donate a portion of the film’s proceeds to National Education Association’s Read Across America program. Yeah, that didn’t go over too well… (via Jezebel)
While we all know how awesome and sexy porn can be, it’s also true that there are some porn flicks that are outright hilarious – and I’m not even talking about the action really. Today I am focused on the names. I’m not even sure I condone most of the stuff in these videos, but I do know that they have hilarious (and sometimes fucked up) titles. Hell, I might even post more than 5, just because I found so many!
Also, I decided that it would be more fun to show all the box covers bigger, rather than write about these flicks. Enjoy!
Hot Buttered Cop Porn
Cockamole On Her Face-A-Dilla Box Cover Cockamole On Her Face-A-Dilla
The Adventures Of Dickman And Throbbin
Lez Be Friends
Praise The Load
The Best Part Of Waking Up Is…Cuming In His Butt
I know this doesn’t even scrape the surface. What are your favorite ridiculous porno titles?
Welcome to Monday, folks. I hope you all had a lovely weekend filled with rest, relaxation and lots of porno. I am hear to ease you into the work week with a little shared masturbation advice. #4 is simply just a good reason as to why you should share your masturbation time. Regardless, I hope you enjoy.
1. Watch and learn: Here is your chance to see your partner in action. Watch their every move and see what gets them going. You may discover a few things that will help you do an even better job of getting them off. Do they favor one side of their clit? Do they go for long slow thrusts or short quick g-spot stimulating movements when playing with a dildo?
2. Give a little demonstration: Verbal communication is awesome and definitely gets it done in the bedroom, but sometimes it’s easier done than said. If verbalizing your preferences doesn’t come naturally to you, this is a good chance for you to simply show your boo what you like.
3. Direction: If you happen to be the opposite and love to chat and communicate, go ahead a give a little direction. It is fun to take control and give explicit instructions on exactly what it is that you would like to see. Your partner could very well enjoy acting out your every wish.
4. Remix: Like many things in the world of sex advice, shared masturbation is simply a good chance to change things up. There is nothing wrong with prying yourselves from each others’ orifices and letting the voyeur or exhibitionist in you do it’s thing. Watching and being watched can make things super intense and damn is it hot.
So, yesterday I wrote a post about ABC’s Nightlinefeaturing porn star James Deen on the show last night. While it’s true that he was on the show and all that, I was actually sorely mistaken when I said that finally the mainstream media would be talking about porn in a positive light. Clearly they aren’t ready to go there, because they couldn’t just have a news piece about James Deen – they had to make it a sensationalized scare piece to warm parents that their teenage daughters may have a new crush… a PORNO crush. Apparently Deen is such a super cute boy-next-door type that even the newly legal (and some underage) ladies are fawning over his blog, twitter, and yes, even his movies.
I’ll admit that I don’t have a television and didn’t have time to watch anything but the clip below, but I have to say that I am quite pleased with how James handled the whole affair. Not only was he gracious and charming as usual, he also told it like it is. He explained that sure, underage folks may be seeking him out, but really, if they are sexual enough to be finding his movies, they are probably mature enough to understand what porn is vs. real life. Sure, that may not always be the case, but I can definitely see where he has a point.* He also went on to say that he doesn’t actually encourage underage people to come to his site, but he can’t control it and doesn’t have much of an issue if they are there. He also mentioned that they should go turn 18 and buy porn. Oh James, you always speak such truth.
Have you ever seen that game online that shows you a bunch of pictures of toys and you need to choose whether they are baby toys or sex toys? No? Well, it’s pretty awesome, because sometimes it’s easy to tell which is which, and sometimes it’s not only damn near impossible to figure it out – I actually get them wrong! Why do I bring this up? Because this week’s reviewed toy, the Pop Plug, is the most toy-like sex toy I’ve ever seen.
Hot pink and shaped kind of like an over-sized pacifier, this silicone butt plug comes in three different sizes (small – 1”x 1 4/5”, medium – 1 ¼”x2 ½”, large – 1 ½”x 2 ½”). While they may be a little wide for some beginners, I’d say that all of these plugs are great for just starting to play with the butt. Their teardrop shape allows the narrow tip to easily slide into your asshole and then gradually get bigger and bulbous before returning to the narrowness of the neck that keeps it help securely in place. These plugs even have a ring molded into the silicone to make pulling it out as easy as possible. The ring is pretty much what makes me automatically think of pacifiers and rattles. What can I say, I’ve been working around dirty stuff so long that my mind has made it full circle back to being completely clean.
Unlike some sex toys, the Pop Plugs are most definitely non-threatening. If you are looking for a butt plug to introduce to a partner that may be anxious the booty, this would be a great option to offer up. And being silicone, this toy is 100% body safe and super easy to clean and sterilize. The satiny silicone makes the Pop Plug go in nice smoothly as well.
While both my partner and I are a little more advanced with the booty play, we still appreciated having a simple, easy-to-use toy. We got a medium plug to test out, which was a little on the small side, so we used it to warm up with before moving on to a bigger plug. The Pop Plug was a great opening act and stayed firmly in place as we worked ourselves into a more excited frenzy. Plus the ring made it super easy to pop out as we moved on to a bigger toy. All-in-all, the Pop Plug an awesome toy for those just starting out, more advanced anal adventurers, and everyone in between.
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Did you miss Pleasurists 165? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 167? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 5th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
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It seems like mainstream news media never wants to talk about porn unless it’s something bad – but not tonight! ABC’s Nightline is featuring none other than boy-next-door heartthrob James Deen.
Tonight at 11:35pm EST, ABC gets down and dirty with Deen, talking with him about the 4,000 movies he has starred in and the newer onslaught of younger female porn viewers.
Unfortunately neither of the HM4Her ladies have tv at home, but we plan to take a look online tomorrow and see what we can find. You should watch for us and comment about it below.
Yep, it’s that time again – when a giant rodent (um, I mean Groundhog) comes out of his hole, looks for his shadow, and predicts whether or not the winter will continue for longer. This yearPunxsutawney Phil, the Groundhog weatherman we’re talking about, came out and saw his shadow, which according to legend, means that we still have six more weeks of winter.
Though it may be 60 degrees right now here in Philly (which is about 6 hours away from Punxsutawney, where all this action happens), I am still outraged about that overgrown rat pushing my dreams of spring further away. But instead of wallowing, I figured I would make a prediction of my own… based on daydreams of seeing myself walking around in warmer weather. Spring is coming! And to illustrate my excitement, you should check out these outdoor porns!
You’re welcome. Time to break out the flip flops!
xoxo
-JD
Ps. Did you know that the place that Punxsutawney Phil makes his prediction is called Gobbler’s Knob. Yep, sometimes you don’t even have to bring the dirty – it’s already there.
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. And welcome to February! Sure, it’s still winter in Philly, where HM4Her resides, but it’s also 60 degrees and sunny outside, so you’ll hear no complains from me. I won’t go into the controversial topic of global warming, but… really, there is no denying the weather. Anyway, we aren’t here to talk about now nice it is outside – we are here to talk about all things dirty the web has to offer, so let’s get to it!
- Ginger Leigh sent me this hilarious picture of the future (or, um, the present) of social networking. Thanks Ginger!
- I’ll be honest and say that I know absolutely nothing about Tim Tebow – other than he plays football, is religious, and apparently was in Vegas at the same time the AVN Awards were going on. I don’t know why this is news, since there are no illicit pictures of him and any porn people, but it made Deadspin top stories, so… Now I guess we just wait until Steve Hirsch offers that million dollar deal.
- Wanna up the sexy time fun you have with your partner? Try Mojo Upgrade, an interactive online sex questionnaire. Not only does it offer up a slew of options to pick from, it seems like it would be a great way to bring up all those kinky ideas you’ve been thinking about. Give it a go – I know I will.
- While these pervy vocab words are part and parcel to my usual workday, I thought this dirty glossary might be of use to folks who may not spend their 9-5 looking at smut. (via WSN)
- New findings are saying that some spiders voluntarily castrate themselves and leave their penises inside their female counterparts to increase the likelihood of producing offspring by allowing their bits to continue spewing semen after they leave. They also may be because female have this awesome way of eating their mate when they are finished fucking, so they male has learned to cut his losses and run.
- And lastly, it looks like awesome director Erika Lust has redone her website, and offered up a super cute video of her having a photo shoot. And letting us know that she had a bebe last year – Congrats Erika!!
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