There are a lot of ugly sex toys out there. Like a lot a lot. But lucky for us, toy makers have gotten wind of the fact that people are becoming way more discretionary about what they are putting into (and on) their bodies – both material and aesthetic wise. In recent years, a whole host of amazingly beautiful, body-safe toys have hit the sexy shop shelves, making it more fun than ever to pick our pleasures. And this time around, my pleasure was deliciously sinful…
Sinful Pleasure is a gorgeous glass dildo from the new line of toys by Joyful Pleasure. Handmade of medical-grade, shatter-resistant glass, this duel-ended dildo is as good to your body as it is to your eyes. That’s right – Sinful Pleasure is downright mantle-worthy. Clear with ribbons of different colors swirling through it, this 7½ inch dildo belongs on display… whenever it isn’t doing its day job of getting me off, I mean. This toy is crafted with a bulbous, tapered head (read: shaped like the glans of a penis) on one side, and a rounded, spherical knob on the other, offering up two very different stimulating experiences to its user. And who doesn’t love options, right?
Sinful Pleasure is only 1½ inches at its widest point, which, for me, it a little on the thin side. I prefer to be filled just a little bit more, so I was hoping for just a midge more girth, but I still enjoyed the fullness of the hard glass (no give!) and the choice of which side to use. I also really liked the burst of added girth in the middle. It definitely gave me an extra jolt of thrill.
As with all glass toys, Sinful Pleasure was a total delight to clean. Since it is non-porous, I just stuck it in a pot of boiling water for a few minutes and voila – clean and sterilized! And speaking of hot water, you can totally get your temperature play on with this glass goddess. Just stick it in a bowl of warm water to heat it up, or cool it down in an ice water bath for a chilly time. Sigh, glass is such an awesome material!
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Now that we are post Valentine’s Day, the week is back to being just as long as before, so let us help you shorten it a bit with some Humpday celebrating – Link Love style. Let’s get to it!
- Yes, I know that you probably don’t want to read anything else about Valentine’s Day, but I thought this was an interested interview about one non-monogamist’s take on the holiday.
This year I’ll be hanging out all by myself on Valentine’s Day. My boo is out of town, but i’ll be damned if I’m going to sit at home and sulk. That really isn’t my style, anyway. Instead I’m going to go home, make myself a romantic dinner, put on some comfy pajamas and watch my favorite pornos. You probably think I’m just getting paid to say that. Well, I am, but I’m actually going to go home and watch porn. I might as well show my self a little love, right? If you’re alone, or with a friend, I suggest you do the same.
Here are my Valentine porno picks:
Bobbi’s World:This was the first of the Bobbi Starr Productions pornos that I had the pleasure of watching. It is depraved in all the right ways and I love knowing that there is a woman behind all of the madness. Bobbie Starr directs from outside and inside the action giving us a dose of her beautifully perverse mind with some of my favorite dirty birdies including Kim Kane and Danny Wylde. She made the best use curling irons and ball gags that I’ve ever seen.
No Fauxxx: Jizz Lee - There really isn’t ever a time that I don’t love Jiz Lee, but this 6 minute porno quickie hold a special place in my heart. I get to watch Jiz masturbate the fuck out of herself in the bathroom at a night club. She sits on the toilet and gets herself off. Fuck off! It is so hot.
Handyman 4 -This is a another solo masturbation flick, but this one involves boys, 2 of which happen to be Chris Strokes and Dane Cross. They know how to work the ladies (Chris also works the guys), but getting to watch them all alone is a treat for the eyes. Yay for boys with nice wangs!
Vampire Sisters - You may or may not have heard (read) me talk about how director Maria Beatty can do no wrong. This is one of many of her masterpieces. I love this one in particular because it is dark, dirty and satisfies my nerdy love for vampires. There is something about a touch of blood in my porno that puts a poof in my pants. It is beautifully shot and the music is ethereal and totally fitting. Love!
Asa Akire Is Insatiable 2 -I reviewed this movie not too long ago. It won a fuck ton of AVN awards and rightfully so. You never know if certain titles are worthy of such acclaim, but this one definitely does. There is no denying that Asa is a beautiful lady, but man does she like it rough! The opening scene with Nacho Vidal (swoon) is enough to turn you right onto a little puddle of yum. He dominates her, but knows just how to kiss it and make it all better. What I really love is that she discusses each scene and how she felt. I love knowing that performers are into what they’re doing and that they have a genuine love for sex be it sensual, rough or all of it mixed together!
If you’re hanging out solo tonight like me, I suggest getting your porno on. You might as well give yourself a little love!
While we are pretty into Valentine’s Day, both of us porno bloggers think that Someecards are some of the funniest stuff on the internet. Thanks for helping make our holiday even better!
Yes, today is Monday, but more important than that, this is the day before Valentine’s Day! While many folks toss V-Day off as a Hershey’s and Hallmark hybrid holiday, we here at HotMoviesForHer know that Valentine’s day can be the perfect excuse to spend a little extra time loving up on each other in the sack and have the hottest sex you can. Here are 4 tips to help you keep that special February 14th action as sexy as possible!
1) Skip The Chocolate Sauce: I know that some folks swear by food in the bedroom, but I am here to give you two warnings. First, sugar + vagina = infection, so anything sweet needs to stay far away from the vag. Second, food always gets way messier and grosser than you expect it to. That chocolate sauce never stays in the place you want it to and whipped cream seems to leave a sour milk smell that turns me off. If you are looking for some sexy food ideas, I’d stick with fruit – though only waist up on the ladies. Just think about how sultry strawberries can be!
2) Sex Toys Make Great Gifts: If you are looking for a perfect present for your Valentine’s box (gift box, that is), try an erotic accessory. There is a treasure trove of toys out there for both men and women, at every price point imaginable, and for every type of person. There are cute rubber ducky vibes and stretchy cock rings for those who may be intimidated easily, and hardcore fetish gear for those looking for something a little rougher. If you aren’t sure what your partner likes, get a git certificate and go shopping together (which usually leads to a super sexy evening…).
3) Try Something New: Do a little somethin’ somethin’ special to show your partner that they are your Valentine and try something new – be it a new position, new sexy act or new variation on an old standard. Heck, even changing up the music can up the fuel to the fire (idea: make hot playlists for each other!). Maybe add your hands during a blowjob to double the stimulation, or run a ice cube across her nipples to switch things up completely. Even if your changes don’t hit exactly on target, the sweet intention will shine through.
4) Take The Pressure Off! Yes, there is only one Valentine’s Day a year, but honestly, if you are so worried about getting it wrong, how are you going to enjoy yourself. Just take a deep breath and remember that is not the only time you will have sex together. You don’t need a holiday to get extra freaky with each other. In fact, I think that rocking the super sexy on a random Tuesday is way hotter than trying to make sure Valentine’s Day is just right. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t do anything special on V-day – I’m just putting it out there that it’s not the worst thing on earth if everything dissolves into giggles and allergy attacks (you know, from all the rose petals you put on the bed…
I don’t know if you remember, but a little while back I blogged about Project TransAction, an awesome queer San Francisco-based company that makes amazing silk-screened leather goods and has Jiz Lee as a model on their Etsy store. After writing about it and pouring over their online shop, I knew I needed to check out something from their “Leather for Lovers” section, so I got a hold of shop owner Jacob Vaughn and got on knees (over email) and begged for some item to review. Seriously, he’s probably lucky I wasn’t there in person, because I probably came off demented enough on email. But seriously, take a look at the site and you will see why. After going back and forth on specifics, Vaughn sent out a pair of black leather restraint cuffs with… wait for it… the PERIODIC TABLE silk-screened on them. Holy kinky nerd nirvana!
While I am usually super excited when we get packages of toys to review, I think this may have been one of the few times when I actually squealed when I opened the mailer. Seriously. Of course I had to try then on right away. I had given them my wrist measurement, so it was a perfect fit. And of course I wore them for the rest of the day too. How could I not?
Handmade with beautiful, supple leather and sturdy metal fasteners and rings, these gorgeous cuffs are super high quality. It is so obvious that they folks that made them take great pride in their work. And because Project TransAction is an independent leatherworking and screenprinting company, they are really easy to get a hold of to talk about custom designs and configurations.
It was lucky that I made the smart move to let my partner know that I received them earlier in the day, so he would be ready for go time when I got home from work. I didn’t want any distraction from playing with my new best friends. It’s also really nice that they are discreetly kinky enough to wear on the bus going home and people thing they are just leather cuffs. Ok… maybe that’s not true. I told myself that no one knew I was wearing restraints on the bus, but honestly, the metal rings probably gave it away. Oh well, it was still an exciting bus ride, with what I thought was my special dirty secret.
The only down side to these cuffs is that it was only when I was home and ready to play did I realize that I didn’t have anything to connect them. That doesn’t have anything to do with the actual, as much as my poor planning. But, being the craft queer that I am, I just stripped my carabineer of its keys and my partner snapped my cuffed wrists together. Yum. I’ll have to remember to get a double ended clip thing from the hardware store for later, but for now, the carabineer does its job.
In actual play, these leather cuffs are seriously a dream. They don’t pinch or chafe in any way, and once they are broken in, the leather basically molds perfectly to your wrists for an amazing custom-feeling fit, but honestly, they feel great from the beginning. They stay in place and keep your wrists totally restrained and feeling good. And you don’t even know how important that is until you are playing with a pair of cheap ass restraints or handcuffs that annoy your wrists so much that you can’t even concentrate on the hot action. These restraints are hands down (or tied to the bed frame…) awesome! And I forgot – they smell so amazingly leathery delicious!
As of right now I don’t actually see the periodic table leather wrist restraints on Project TransAction Etsy store, but I’m sure you can email them and ask. But don’t miss the amazing sailor anchor restraints and the vintage circus acrobat ones. Or the SO FUCKING HOT harnesses that they make. Alright, this review needs to be over before I pass out from all the blood leaving my brain and traveling to my pants. Just know that you need to check them out.
Oh, and just so you know, they make belts and cuffs and other stuff too.
ps. I know these aren’t the best pictures, but we took them ourselves, so sorry!
We just got our copy of the new LOTL magazine (that’s Lesbians On The Loose – an Australian lesbian mag, for all of us that are not down under) and not to toot our own horn, but damn does our new ad look hot! I needed to post it here.
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Every once in a while, we have the great honor of welcoming a guest blogger into our smutty midst. This time we have the delicious Sophia St. James on deck, offering up behind-the-scenes action, kinky info and interviews with fabulous industry folks.
For those of you not in the know, Sophia St. James may be a queer porn star, but that just scratches the surface. She is also a queer femme, West Indian, curvy BBW, dominant, sassy, gentle, a sex worker, erotic entertainer (stripper and burlesque performer), fashion/pin-up/glamour model, FemDom, porn starlet, event planner/promoter, mama, switch, daddy’s girl and slut with an insatiable hunger for all things sexual. Quite an impressive identity/resume! And to add one of my own, I’d like to say that Sophia is a total fox as well.
Our fantastic guest blogger kicks of her first post with a trio of interviews from within the queer porn world!
Menage a Trois is all about three sexy and desirable porn stars within their respective genres. It is so hard to choose just one, so I figured why not have three stars to worship. Besides, it’s more fun with three.
James Darling is one sex pot of a queer porn star. He is based in Oakland and definitely has that Bay Area vibe. I was recently in Vegas with James and had a chance to really get to know him better.
1. How did you get your start in porn?
My first scene was for Crash Pad Series. My long distance lover at the time invited me to be part of a shoot and I happily accepted. I hopped on a Greyhound, traveled across the country and never looked back. I had no money, job, or place to live, but I couldn’t think of anything better than getting paid to fuck someone I was deeply attracted to in the way I like to have sex for a queer audience.
2. What was the first porn you ever saw? Did that have a role into you becoming a porn star?
The first porn I remember watching besides scrambled stuff on the Spice channel was “Behind the Green Door” at a friend’s sleepover. I was enthralled by the epically trippy slow motion cumshots. I’ve have not gotten over my fetish for cum since.
3. Who are the 3 top people in porn that you haven’t worked with but want to and why?
I have a lot of crushes but I think it would be really awesome to work with 1) Aiden Starr, because she is a stone cold fox and she’s a very talented and creative Domme; 2) Brenn Wyson, I really enjoy his work on Kink Men sites. If you’ve never seen his creepy janitor scenes they are really hot; 3) Danni Daniels, because she is the badass Grace Jones alien superstar of porn.
4. If you weren’t making porn, what do you think you’d be doing?
Right now my “day job” is working at a porn company as production assistant. Being a porn performer is mostly a hobby for me. So I guess I would just find another hobby. What do other people do? Collect stamps? Build model airplanes? Take up rock climbing?
5. Who are the companies that you have worked for?
As much as I love the steaming phallic nature of sausage, it kinda creeps me out. I do love bacon though! I do not use bacon-flavored toothpaste by any means, but eating it the morning after an amazing sex is pretty amazing.
7. When you were a little kiddo, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I went back and forth between wanting to be a rock star and wanting to be a veterinarian. Read the rest of this entry »
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