Since Hollywood is obsessed with remaking perfectly good movies into utter crap, I thought it might be a good idea to show them how the whole business should be done. The purpose of remaking a classic shouldn’t be to showcase some movie star’s super privileged kid, it should be to improve it. After my brilliant idea to remake La Dolce Vita into an amazing queer porno, I thought I’d see if I could come up with a list of five hot movies that need to be queered up!

Sunshine Highway 2: I thought I’d start off with a road trip movie just because I’d love to follow the twitter conversation as stars headed out on the great American highways for a little XXX action. More importantly, I’d love to see some of my favorite queer porn stars in cowboy hats fucking over hay bales and in pick-up trucks. U.S.A! U.S.A!

Turned On!: I’d love to see a reinterpretation of this classic film from Bijou because, years after seeing it, I’m still thinking about this one. It’s basically the tale of the gorgeous Al Parker’s obsession with Sky Donovan and is really a mind trip. The final scene is a super hot orgy that is made a little creepy by the fact that everyone is wearing a Donovan mask. Parker was one of the best, but I’d still love to see what could be done with the story today.

The Grafenberg Spot: Artie Mitchell’s classic The Grafenberg Spot stands on it’s own, no doubt. With Nina Hartley, Amber Lynn, John Holmes and more, this is a true classic and a film I highly recommend watching. Regardless, I’d love to see this film, which was shot in San Francisco, interpreted by a whole new crew of bay area artists. I’m sure it would be a wet and wild good time!

Autobiography Of A Flea: I actually just highlighted this film a couple of weeks ago, but it’s perfect for this list too and I’m sticking with it! If you’re reading this Madison Young, this one is for you! A smart classic film just dying for a little life – get too it…

Jenna Loves Pain: I picked this movie mostly because I want to see Syd Blakovich take on a slew of hot stars in a super kinky film. The original is great because it’s really beautifully shot, but I would love to see Syd explore all of her darkest fantasies in one high-end fetish film.

What movies would you like to see done by the queer porno mafia?

-The Porn Librarian

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