Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  Per usual it’s been a super busy week, but you’ll be happy to know that we’ve still taken time to leisurely stroll the bizarro trails of the internet to find the best/sexiest news fit to print!  I know, what a bunch of martyrs, right?  Anyway, there’s lots to link to, so let’s get to it!

- Now those teabaggers can enjoy a nice, steaming cup of pervy deliciousness.  What a beautiful marriage between literal meaning and dirty sex slang.  (via The Frisky)

-  Condom manufacturer Practice Safe Policy recently released limited edition Oil Spill condoms that donate a percentage of their sales to benefit the Gulf Coast Oil Spill.  Talk about making the personal political! I love it!

- Newly convicted sexy spy Anna Chapman is joining the ranks with “celebrities” such as Octomom and Carrie Prejean.  That’s right, Vivid co-chairman Steve Hirsch has offered the recently deported Russian spy a chance to make a film with the porn empire.  And he’ll even send director B. Skow all the way to Moscow to work with her.  Sounds like a win-win to me. (via Jezebel)

- Women’s Penis Size Preference – now in chart form.

- While not the newsiest of news, this list of the 8 Greatest Craigslist JO Sessions is pretty awesome.

- Look who’s crossing over once again.  None other than indie sweetheart Sasha Grey!  She will be appearing as herself on HBO’s Entourage, starting August 1, in a role that is rumored to stretch into the next season.  Very exciting, though I don’t know if it’s still considered “crossing over to mainstream” if you are playing yourself…

- I think this blog post about queer Porn by Amie Wee is pretty awesome.  I feel like we’d be friends.

- And why, again, do we not have the Sex Party here in America?  This ad from the Australian Sex Party has me wanting to go down… under. (via Jezebel)

- Woohoo! John Stagliano’s obscenity case has been totally dropped! Finally, something that makes sense about this situation!

- And lastly, Brostitution, a documentary.  I wonder if this would be called “friend work”??

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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