Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  Well, I’ve gone and done it again, gathering way too many link for today’s Humpday celebration.  It’s not like I can help it – the interweb just has too much awesomeness for me to contain myself.  So let’s skip the niceties and get to the hot!

- Yes, I guess in some cases pornography does, in fact, harm.  Hilarious.

- The best Windows95 tutorial ever.  Although the first comment about Windows looking exactly the same 16 years later is actually my favorite part.  So true.

- A new study has discovered that, in reality, men are not intimidated by women’s vibrators.  And some of them even incorporate vibes into their sexual play.  Imagine that!

- Turns out that the Catholic Church owns a publishing house in Germany that sells porno books.  Seriously.  And apparently they knew about it (even though they said they did not) and did nothing about it because they couldn’t get the price they wanted when they tried to sell the company.

- The boss of budget airline Ryanair is interested in launching a pay-per-view pornography option for in-flight service on handheld devices.  I guess they better build more bathrooms on board as well if they make that plan a reality…

- Hustler helps us out with the right ways to act when you meet a porn star. Number one is “Don’t  Be A Creep.”  Ha! (via Buzzfeed)

- Masturbation.  Such a terrifying thing?  I will never understand that logic, but apparently that ultimate fear of self love has made actual impacts on the modern world.

- New research has uncovered a possible link between sex with animals and penile cancer.  Yep.  Please excuse this momentary judgement: I’m not sure that I think this is a bad thing.

- Sex toy or… kitchen utensil?

- Speaking of sex toys, check out these super $$$, luxury sex toys.  You know, for all that extra money you have laying around.

- Sticking an explosive device up your ass.  Bad idea, me thinks.

- Creepy long-distance relationship pillow.  It has a heartbeat.  ‘Nuff said?

Hope this helps you get through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

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