When it comes to sex toys, I’m not usually one to go for a gimmick. I’ve got little interest in the dildo based off of some pop culture phenomenon, or the mediocre vibe that comes with lube, toy cleaner, a bag and a fancy package. All I want is a sturdy toy that gets the job done right and withstands the test of time. And funnily enough, I got an awesome toy that has definitely passed the time test – all while being a total gimmick at the very same time. Ladies, meet Iconic Smoothie!

Before I go into the awesomeness that is Smoothie herself, let me explain what I mean by gimmick. Sex-positive toy makers JimmyJane gathered up a bunch of the most popular vibrator styles ever and gave them each updated body-safe materials and a makeover in JimmyJane’s signature white – creating The Usual Suspects line. Featuring buzzing favorites like the Rabbit (now called Iconic Rabbit), the Pocket Rocket (Iconic Rocket), Rub My Duckie (Iconic Duckie) and more, this six piece collection returns the best of old-school sexiness to the forefront of the market.  So gimmicky, yes, but awesome none the less.

The toy I received from this collection is the Iconic Smoothie. I guarantee you know this vibe – hell it was probably your very first sex toy. Basically, the Smoothie is a hard plastic insertable vibrator. No bells, no whistles, no rotating pearls – just a phallic shape and a wheel controller at the bottom to change the speed and turn it on/off. This style of vibe comes in a million different incarnations – with slight changes in length and girth I’m sure, but they are all pretty much the same. There isn’t much you can change about this toy logistically – which is probably a good thing because it keeps the price down. This baby is only $20!

Since this is such a well know vibe style, I’ve known about the smoothie for a while, yet never really thought it was for me. I’m not super into hard plastic toys, and I just didn’t think I would enjoy it. Boy was I wrong! The Iconic Smoothie is awesome! The hard plastic turned out to be really well suited for my vag and though I would have enjoyed a wider girth (this one is 1 ¼”), it still left me with a delicious fullness. As well, all I had to do was tilt the vibe when I was first entering my vag and there it was, buzzing right along my g-spot. Very nice! Plus the wheel controller is way easier to maneuver than trying to find and press the right buttons while you’re in the thick of action.

All-in-all, I was pleasantly surprised by the Iconic Smoothie, though I should have known better than to even question it – everything JimmyJane touches turns to pure gold.

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