Hello my lovely readers!  Guess what this week happens to be?  That’s right, the week of my birthday!  And of course I am one of those people that gets really excited about it and wants to celebrate all week long.  I figured I’d kick off the week with a little something I like to call “dirty cakes that will give you nightmares,” or just “some of the best/worst erotic cakes in the world.”  Sugar and perversion – two of my favorite things (though not to this extent)!

Yeah, that’s a cake!  Now I’ve seen dirty cakes of all sorts before, but none like this – with super cartoony looking characters totally going at it!  Talk about some fucking frosting!  I love it!

Next up we have something a little more traditional when it comes to erotic cakes…

Ah, the vag!  Next to boob cakes, the hooha is one of the most deliciously represented erotic bits.  As is the treat above, sometimes these lady parts are crafted by folks that have never actually seen a vag for real.  Or is that an eye wearing a headband?  Either way, I’ll take it!  (This one is a little more realistic.)

While these 3-D cakes are fun, we can’t forget the good ole’ erotic airbrushing.

I don’t know who Julian, but I can only imagine that my birthday is going to just as awesome as his was!

And lastly, my favorite cake…

There is just something so hilariously awesome about the leg base and that giant schlong standing straight up at attention.  And that “vein”  – it looks cracked, like the Liberty Bell (yes, that’s a ‘Strangers With Candy’ reference).  I won’t start to mention the balls…  Even as a lesbo, this is the cake I would want at my birthday party!

Look for more birthday fun throughout the week!

xoxo
-JD

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