Bikini Kitty’s Kat Nip is an aromatherapy treat that’s supposed to stimulate arousal through the power of scent. Basically this all-natural, vegan, organic, toxic, paraben and cruelty free product is supposed to work its magic through your olfactory senses directly on your brain, getting you up to 30% juicier than without use of the product.

It’s suggested that you apply the role-on to an area between breasts and navel and anywhere else you’d like your partner to pay special attention. Kat Nip even claims that it doesn’t really matter if you like the scent because the effect is subconscious. That was probably a warning sign, as the second I opened the bottle I knew I didn’t like the scent.

Anise hit my nose so strong and powerful it called up memories of imported black licorice or maybe absinthe (I’m not absolutely positive about that having never touched the stuff), cloying and strong enough to set off the delicate balance I’d won with my allergies and sending me right into a sneezing fit. Five minutes of violent mucus covered spasms later, I still hadn’t tried Kat Nip on my skin and was feeling decidedly less than sexy at the thought of the stuff on me. Still, I soldiered on, rolling a nice streak of the stuff from navel to breast and applying it to the crook of an arm and both wrists for good measure, then prepared for another incredibly unsexy sneezing fit.

And nothing happened. My test partner was eager enough to go but, I was under the impression that this particular aphrodisiac was supposed to work on myself. Just to be sure, I wore it to work the next day, to see if I experienced any increased wetness or got hit on by more random guys than usual. I didn’t experience either of those though I did feel rather silly running around the city smelling like an old sweet shop.

Sniff out some Kat Nip of your own!

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