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Venus Vegas
Please don't judge me by my name - story HERE. I am 20/30 something... I love the cock but am totally down with girl on girl porn (but after an odd night at a strip club I know that I am not so into real-life pussy in my face). I started this site in 2006 and have since fell into an interesting world of porn. Oddly enough, I travel a lot to "mainstream" porn/adult webmaster conventions, so beware: sometimes my "pc factor" is out the window. On that note, I travel a lot, so I'm not the most frequent writer...
Porn I like: Porn with passionate sex. I don't care who's doing it - if there's passion in the scene, I feel the heat. Um, and hot guys. Hot dirty guys....
Guilty Pleasures:
America's Next Top Model
The Flavor of Love
Beauty and the Geek (I am secretly in love with all of the geeks)
Back to the Beach
Nightmare on Elm St (ALL of them)
Perez Hilton
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Well, I won’t be, but J.D. and the Porn Librarian are en route to NYC to interview with Diana Cage tonight!
Listen here: OutQ on Sirius radio
When: 11pm
Why: because we (and she) are awesome.
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Why am I not a millionaire for when these opportunities arise???
A 16mm film from the 1950s of Marilyn Monroe giving a blow job (bj recipient is unidentified) just sold for $1.5 million dollars. Risque! One of my fave ladies of yesteryear, plus porn, mixed with government conspiracies (supposedly the film was confiscated by the FBI in plans to use against one of the Kennedy’s) equals me wishing I was the proud new owner so I could add to my nudie-Marilyn Monroe memorabilia collection (which I do have).
Read more about it on AVN.com
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Perhaps my perspective is tainted or skewed, being a part of the adult industry. I know many people who perform, and I don’t judge them, and I know that they are normal people just like me or you (ok, I admit some exceptions, but really when you get down to it - people are people).
I’m also aware that Dita Von Teese has a risque past, from her publicly known burlesque dancing to possibly lesser known fetish modeling (which included videos in latex, lingerie, nudity, and foot fetish (including girl-girl interaction, risque!). The fact that she participated in a lesbian adult film(s), which from what I’ve seen is still very tasteful and erotic, if you want to start classifying this kind of stuff (I prefer not too, but for the “porn is so bad” world out there who apparantly set limits that naked alone may be fine, but naked and touching other naked bodies is super porno!).
The press must be bored as crap if this has been the top news everywhere, in my opinion. Honestly, I looooove celebrity gossip more than most people, but this isn’t some amazing discovery here. It’s not like a private sex tape suddenly got “leaked” and you’d never believe that the person in the video ever had sex in their entire lives… If you were to google Dita Von Teese before you might end up on here, or another adult site where she is featured, or even possibly a little site called Dita.net (her official website) where she even sells her videos!
Do you care if she performed erotic acts with another woman? Are you surprised? Do you think less of her? I certainly don’t, and don’t think anyone else should. All I know is bottom line - Dita Von Teese is fucking gorgeous hot, and god bless her for sharing herself with us and not hiding behind an uptight front.
Indulge yourself - watch Dita Von Teese’s movies now.
xoxoxo
-Venus
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Up for review this week is a Lockable Vibrator Case - nice idea! Not only discreet, but also safe from curious snoopers. I got the small case which is 12″ wide, 4″ high and 4″ inches wide. Perfect for your favorite treasured vibe. Or is it?
There’s only so much to write about a box that locks, so in tribute to cockeyed.com’s “How much is inside?” experiments, I will present to you: What fits inside? Read the rest of this entry »
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Wow, so we’re all insanely mad busy preparing for so many things! First, finishing up our new super-fly design to make this site even more superfly awesome!!
Plus I’m getting ready to fly out to Arizona for a big adult webmaster convention. As soon as I get back, J.D. and the Porn Librarian are off to the Dinah Shore weekend (except it’s more like a week) - they’ll have tons of sweet freebies for you, as well as being 2 of the most awesome people to walk the earth, so if you are there, be sure to find them at our booth at the Logo pool party!! While they’re gone, I’m heading up to the Original GLBT Expo to help represent our GayHotMovies.com site. It’s not an adult show, so it should be interesting to be dirty porn peeps at the show - plus we’re bringing Collin O’Neal to sign autographs, and he’s super hot (and friendly too!) so you should totally come by if you’re in town.
So in the mean time, on top of my normal work-work, I’ve got toys that need testing and porn that needs watching! How did my life get so hard!!
In case something horrible happens, like, I get too busy and don’t finish my movie reviews, here’s my “watch list” that I’m pretty excited about…:
Bad Luck Betties from Vivid: FINALLY porn with a rockabilly theme!! My fingers are crossed so fucking hard on this one. Silly, cheesy, decent opening music, sexy bad girls, cute clothes, hot cars, Tommy Pistol, people fucking (like the sexy bad girls in cute clothes and Tommy Pistol). Really, it can’t be that hard for this to be good.
Signature Series Volume 5: Chloe from Adam & Eve: If you’ve never seen Chloe perform, then you should know that she’s a pretty fucking great performer and you should totally watch her sometime. Sometimes compilations don’t capture the full effect of the original movies they’re from, however they do make it easy to find what you want all together. I guess that’s why they make compilations, eh? Who am I fooling, I am a compilation fanatic.
Breaking Into Porn: Bonus Material from Liquid Lust Productions: “Interviews with AVN award winning porn stars, Marcus London, Tommy Gunn and Kurt Lockwood. Visit the Adult industry medical to get tested. How to start your own website, fan group and other publicity tips. Understanding a woman’s complex sexual anatomy. The top 10 mistakes most new performs make.” All from a man’s perspective! I want to know! There’s a whole Breaking Into Porn series, but this is the only one featuring just men. I love getting the inside scoop on anything, and this sounds intriguing on so many different levels…
XXX 35 : Lorna Goes Wild from Private: Well, I’m sorry to say that the description isn’t as descriptive as it could be - “offers six scintillating scenes in a range of different settings and scenarios with one unifying theme—hardcore sex at its finest with double penetration, anal sex, blow jobs, threesomes, etc. If your into the kink, then be sure to catch this scorching hot film!” but the boxcover is pretty fucking hot in dirty sleazy way. Plus I have a shirt just like “Lorna’s” on the boxcover (except it covers my boobs and if I were to pull it down my boobs aren’t that busty), and I like that.
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Did you ever have your bra straps adjusted too short and the cups of your bra are sort of floating and lifting you at the same time, and it’s not comfortable but for some reason you don’t adjust the straps because they’re so permanently stuck at that level that if you do adjust them they don’t lay flat, but eventhough you know they will eventually you instead just fucking suffer with an odd feeling that something is constantly cupping you?
This has been bothering me all day. And no, I haven’t adjusted yet.
Cupped and bothered,
Venus
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Unless you’ve been living under a rock when you visit this site (and kudos if you do, I love nature), you know we do movie reviews. For a variety of reasons, we try to only post positive reviews… we have a gazillion movies to choose from, and lord knows a lot of porn is kind of, um, crappy, so why linger on the negative? You came here for good stuff, so we do the dirty work and deliver the gold!
Sometimes we’ll end up watching a number of movies that we end up passing on. Time consuming, no? I took a bunch of notes during the last movie I watched (which turned out to be ass on fire - not the title, just the quality of the movie) and then ran out of time for another movie. I didn’t want the 15 minutes of my life to go to total waste, and I’m sure lots of you can sympathize with this, so I’m posting here. The title and studio have been omitted to protect the guilty (but if you really look I’m sure you’ll figure it out). Read the rest of this entry »
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So I helped start this site about 2 years ago, and in that time we’ve grown bigger and more awesome, and now it’s time for a makeover! A massive, awesome, life-changing makeover. So as we’re planning all the details, I keep thinking how I hate my nickname on here.
Back when we were starting, it was just me and Spot G., and we’re like, we need nicknames on the site. Obviously we took the only logical route to procure such wonders: a porn star name generator. She found an awesome one, I found fucking cheese. Venus Vegas… I’m not a fucking Venus, and I hate fucking Vegas, so how the fuck I came up with that as my choice is beyond me. But, here I am today, Venus fucking Vegas.
It became a joke in the office that no one could get my damn name right and would instead call me Venus Fly Trap. Thanks guys, like I’m a dirty bug gutter. Then, while J.D., the Porn Librarian and I were brainstorming blog names, they suggested for me: The Fly Trap. Like I’ve got a giant hungry man-eating vagina (which I totally do… I wouldn’t necessarily call it giant though…).
The Porn Librarian then sifted through her archives (aka, google image search), and said I should incorporate this pic into my header:
Fabulous! But I’ve got mad Photoshop skills that would beat down anyone*, so I went to work and created this little piece of miracle:
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Revived from the classic spoof Sex Trek series, “Where No Man Has Cum B4″ continues this hilarious spoof with impressive comedic acting, fun special effects, and hot, hot sex. Randy Spears continues his role as Captain James T. Quirk, and his impersonation of William Shatner alone is reason to watch. I love the girls’ 60s sci-fi sex kitten styles (especially Gabriella Dreams - check her out in scene 3), which I feel is a highly under-used look in adult movies. I’m not a Trekkie myself, but that definitely doesn’t hinder any enjoyment I get from this film. Read the rest of this entry »
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