Studio: Platinum Blue Productions Category: By Women

We’re back with another retro review. While spoofs are all the rage now, they aren’t new to the porn industry and Venus shared her thoughts on this Star Trek spoof way back in HotMovieForHer’s beginnings. Geeky pervs rejoice!

Revived from the classic spoof Sex Trek series, “Where No Man Has Cum B4″ continues this hilarious spoof with impressive comedic acting, fun special effects, and hot, hot sex. Randy Spears continues his role as Captain James T. Quirk, and his impersonation of William Shatner alone is reason to watch. I love the girls’ 60s sci-fi sex kitten styles (especially Gabriella Dreams – check her out in scene 3), which I feel is a highly under-used look in adult movies. I’m not a Trekkie myself, but that definitely doesn’t hinder any enjoyment I get from this film.

Randy Spears is the definite ladies man in this flick, and while the rest of the male crew may lack in aesthetic sex appeal, Randy does not disappoint. In the first scene, he reveals his very well-maintained body to Katie Morgan, as well his very large member. It starts with a quick blowjob, and soon cuts to a nice long oral performance on her. Her squeals sound kind of generic, but seeing the way he licks and teases her, I don’t think her shaking leg is fake. They have sex on the table (which I think is actually a cot), and their bodies move together nicely (although I do get nervous sometimes that she might fall off). They change positions and she rides him on top, and I start to really crave an older man…

The story continues on, but honestly I’m still watching Randy and Katie continually pawing at each other like a new couple in lust. The second sex scene is in the examination room, where Rita Faltoyano and Malibu begin engaging in some girl-girl play, more sensual than the first sex scene. Rita attends to Malibu’s sexual pleasure slowly and efficiently using her mouth, fingers and a space-age looking toy. They switch positions, and Rita reveals a surprisingly cute pair of turquoise shoes (no hooker heels!) before getting finger-fucked and more.

More silly story (I really watched it, but like the real Star Trek, I kind of tune out), and then sexy Gabriella takes a romp with JR Langdon. I really wish he would have taken his shirt off, but what can you do?

To be honest, I skipped the last 2 scenes – I was not particularly interested in watching Ron Jeremy or “Mr. Sperm,” but the first 3 were definitely enough for me to enjoy this movie and add it to my favorites.

This goofy movie is like watching a regular comedy where the sex scenes are actual hardcore. You can tell the performers put as much effort into the acting as they put into the sex, and it shows… especially in my new total obsession with Randy Spears!
-Venus

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Studio: Cal Vista Classics Category: Classics

I loved the book “Coffee, Tea or Me? The Uninhibited Memoirs of Two Airline Stewardesses“. It was published in the late 1960s and was very risque for its time… Of course, not thinking of this consideration, I am expecting raunchy stories of the stylish 60s stewardesses (I loooove mod uniforms). But, on the risque end of the stories, I was left a little disappointed and wanting more (as for the rest, I enjoyed the book).

So then I come into the office today, browsing through the new movies on the site, and holy crap! This movie just went up this morning… Cal Vista Classics “Coffee, Tea or Me” starring some of my favorites, Juliet Anderson, Herschel Savage, Jamie Gillis, and a ton more… So naturally, I begin watching immediately.

I forgot my headphones so I’m just watching kind of muted in the background while I checked my email and did my normal work. This movie is AWESOME! It’s from 1983, but the style’s aren’t offensive in anyway and the sex is HOT. Like, real hot, and everyone looks like they’re having fun. There’s a plot revolving around airline pilots and stewardesses, but since I’m watching on mute I don’t know what they’re talking about… all I know is that they’re wearing uniforms and that is enough for me right now.

The production quality is really good and the plot seems fairly interesting so I’m putting this on “my watch-again-with-sound-later list”. But either way, I give it 48 thumbs up!

-Venus

Watch “Coffee, Tea or Me” Now!

Ok, from the stories and the pics the Dinah seems super awesome, but I’m missing myself some naked man around here I’ve also realized I haven’t really posted in a really long time… I mean, my inbox is constantly slammed with “Venus, where have you been? We miss you soooo much!” emails, but time really does fly…

I actually have been busy and not just sitting on my ass (although I am very busy while I sit on my ass), and since everyone else was too busy to do a “Top 5 Tuesday” this week, I’m secretly infiltrating with my own guerrilla “Top 5 THURSday” featuring some of our more recently added straight movies with lots and lots of penis (only cute guys and hot stuff too… penis by itself is cool and all, but let’s be honest, shall we?).

So without further ado, and before anyone stops me, my testosterone-filled Top 5 Thursday picks!

The Stepmother – Sinful Seductions: Finally Nica Noelle’s long awaited foray into straight porn has arrived! No surprise that it’s amazing, just with sexy guys! I saw a great review on another site about this movie complimenting it’s real sex and orgasms so, if you happen to see something, um, not so eloquant on our video site, feel free to add your comments!

Lusty Luxuries: I always enjoy Playgirl movies because they keep a woman’s pleasure in mind… I did pass on the first scene though, and was much more impressed as the movie played on. I’m a big fan of kissing, so how could I pass a boxcover like this?

Anna Span’s Diary Series #12 – Do The Business: I picked this movie because A) Anna Span makes some really great movies, and B) the boxcover says “Earnest, 1950′s stocking-clad housewives seek gentlemen”. That is like my fantasy self… Also it says there’s time travel involved. Score!

Penny Flame’s Expert Guide To Rough Sex: I’m feeling a little randy today so I’m throwing it in here. The rougher stuff usually falls into my “don’t usually like to watch but in real life is good” category, but Vivid Ed is pretty quality so I would check this out. Plus Penny Flame is always fun.

Honey Bunny: “Thumping sex and candy colored worlds implode with the innocence of desire”… um, I don’t think there’s much innocence here but a visually surreal and erotic romp it is… as someone who overly appreciates style and excessive use of colors, I approve.

There you have it, enjoy my pretties! I’ve had my porn for the day and now I’m off in search of gluten-free pizza….

xoxo
Venus Vegas

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You may have been living under a rock yesterday, so hopefully the Porn Librarian was the first to tell you (ok, probably the millionth) some exciting news – there just may be a Josh Hartnett sex tape.

Since I am a foremost authority on details, I’ll recap the important stuff – Josh Hartnett, public sex in library, caught on surveillance. Oh, and Red Light District released a press release offering $500,000 for the video.

I am not one to let sleeping dogs lie (or let secret Josh Hartnett sex tapes remain secret), so I am publishing 3 public letters to the entities that I feel can help make my wish a reality.

Letter #1:

Dear Power Greater Than Me,

Thank you for coming close to finally answering my prayers that for once a celebrity sex tape may possibly exist that features someone I actually find attractive. Many seem to be staged leaks featuring people I’m not necessarily interested in watching clothed, let alone doing the dirty; but I think this just may be my moment.

Josh Hartnett may not be my first choice, but he’s in the long list for sure. I will continue to cross my fingers in hopes that one day I will be witness to this promising tape and that it will not be a fantastic disappointment.

Yours always (at least sometimes),

Venus Vegas

Letter #2:

Dear Red Light District,

I have just read that you are offering money for this tape! While I know many of your past celebrity tape acquisitions have been a financial boon, I must admit they left me feeling much to be desired. I lust over many celebrities, yet you keep seeming to find the ones that are on my “no” list.

Exhibit A – Screech

Now, I think we can all agree Zach and A. C. Slater were the real hotties here. Zach not so much any more, but Slater has only gotten better (good bye Z. Cavaricci’s!). Mr. Red Light District, I know you take what you can get, but did you not see the show? Only poor geeky Violet took Screech, and while we all know beneath those big glasses and ill-fitting dresses she was a true gem, I highly doubt she’d stand for a fake dirty sanchez.

Remember Lisa Turtle’s voice of repellent in every episode? I rest my case.

So, to hear that you are trying to get Josh Hartnett’s sex tape is music to my ears and sends tingles to my hoo-ha! Please, please, be nice to him and allow my hungry eyes witness to his raw sex. In a library. Please.

My Faith Is With You,

Venus Vegas

Letter #3:

My Dearest Josh Hartnett,

I’d like to begin by saying that the vision of you keeps me warm on cold nights. For every porn movie I watch that does not star a few certain key males (Tommy Pistol, Manuel Ferrara, or Kurt Lockwood), I envision your face on the mulleted/poorly bleached/bald-headed man.

I am deeply saddened to hear that your most intimate privacy may have been invaded! In a public library no less! However, as with everything that appears bad on the surface, something good can always be brought out of it. This good I speak of, is fulfilling so many female (and male!) fantasies without having to do any more effort on your part. Imagine it! What you thought was a mere night of bliss which would end as soon as you exited into the streets could now turn into financial gains and happy women the world over! You want people to be happy, don’t you, Josh?

Please don’t think that I’m pressuring you. I’m merely trying to open your mind to magnificent mass sexual satisfaction that you could give to women without risking severe mortal exhaustion from physical attempts at this feat. I’m only thinking of your best interest.

I think you know the right decision in this situation (do it.), so I will I close with an earnest plea from a dear friend:

“I emplore you to do this good and noble deed for women everywhere.”

Hoping and praying to see your penis on-screen soon,

Venus Vegas

PS – Should you feel more effort IS necessary, I will gladly make good use of you. I have included a pic to illustrate our potential happiness together.

“Thinking man’s porn star” turned director
(with an eye for hot, muscle guys!)

Tina Tyler, former performer turned director, works for Mr. Hottness himself, Lexington Steele‘s production company Mercenary Pictures. As a performer, she was nominated for multiple AVN awards, winning the 2003 AVN Award for Best Non-Sex Performance for The Ozporns. Now she is executive liaison and director for Mercenary Pictures, one of the hottest interracial studios – and when I say “hottest”, I’m actually referring to the men, the sex, and the men, and the women and the men (in case that wasn’t clear… they use some pretty hot guys). Here, she also started the Handyman series, a solo male masturbation series made for women! Score!

1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
On September 12, 1992 I did my first on camera scene and never looked back. My progression to porn was somewhat stereotypical, stripper, to magazine model to porn actress to porn director.

2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
I’m not sure, but I can guarantee I wouldn’t be having as much fun doing it.

3. What’s the best thing you’ve learned or best advice you’ve received from industry?
Never do anything you don’t truly enjoy and don’t be afraid to say no.

4. What’s the funniest thing that’s happened while filming?
Okay so it’s not funny ha ha, but funny peculiar: I had a guy not show up to the set of Handyman 6 and found out the next day it was because he had died that morning of a heart attack brought on by over use of steroids. Best excuse ever, but sad because it was true.

5. What do you think is the biggest misconception about women in industry?
That we’re stupid, easy and coerced into the business. I chose this way of life and couldn’t be happier with my choice. I truly love what I do. As for the easy part, speaking for myself (being celibate for the past year), I’m harder to get into than Fort Knox lately.

6. What did you do today?
Shot the first scene of Super Whores 12.

7. What would you rather have done today?
Besides travelling to the South of France on a private jet? Absolutely nothing.

8. If you could do a movie with anyone (living or brought back from the dead) who would it be?
Wow you really do like your hypotheticals don’t you? Since I no longer perform, that makes it tougher to answer. But who would I hire to watch? Terry Crews in a Handyman scene, all oiled up!
[Editor's note: Holy jesus that would be amazingly awesome.]

9. Who is your favorite adult performer?
That’s a tough one. I’ve been a fan of porn since my teens, so I’d like to answer that with old school and new school answers if I may:
Old School Female- Annette Haven (with Vanessa Del Rio a very close second)
Old School Male- Ray Victory
New School Female- Lauren Vaughn
New School Male- Lexington Steele (and not just because he’s my boss)

10. You’ve got 20 bucks left to your name; what would you do with it?
Buy enough gas to get to work… and probably a pack of cigarettes.

11. If you were president, what’s the first thing you’d change?
Well, something would have to change before that happened… the law forbidding persons not born here to run for president (I’m Canadian). But hypothetically, if I were in charge the first thing I’d change is the healthcare system. It would be socialized medical as far as the eye could see on day two of my term.

12. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?
There are way too many embarrassing moments to pick just one. Because I’m very opinionated, I have a tendency to stick my foot in my mouth frequently. Funny thing is, I’ve rarely been chastized for it. I think people really do appreciate honesty, even if it’s not what they want to hear.

13. Which is your favorite project you’ve worked on?
As an actress, definitely the Devil in Miss Jones 6. I played the devil and got to chew up the scenery, which is always fun. As a director, the Handyman series.

14. If you could have 1 superpower what would it be?
The power to make money appear in large sums whenever necessary… oh and the power to create world peace

15. Meat or veggie?
Meat definately… that goes for food too.

16. What is your favorite book?
American Tabloid by James Ellroy

17. What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who love to waste my time.

18. What is your best piece of sex advice for women?
Don’t be afraid or ashamed of your sexuality. The sooner you embrace it, the better sex will become. Oh and don’t be afraid to communicate your needs and fantasies with your partner.

19. What is your favorite adult movie?
The Handyman series. I know, I directed it, but the honest truth is it wouldn’t exist if I didn’t decide to make something I wasn’t seeing and wanted to see. Handyman gives women a product that they don’t have to watch with their man… and porn that doesn’t have all those pesky breasts and vaginas in the way. What’s hotter than a great looking guy talking directly to you while he pleasures himself?

20. Tell me one thing you’ve never told anyone else.
I’ve been brutally open and honest about my life, I’m not sure there is anything… and if there is, there’s a reason I’ve never told anyone.

Check out movies directed by Tina Tyler, including her latest, Handyman Volume 6!

Woohoo! We’re breaking into the 21st century and adding tags to our blog posts, so you can browse and read specific topics or random things! We’re adding them now, so please be patient until we get them all done…. we’ve written a hell of a lot!

In the meantime, enjoy this recently added movie from AbbyWinters, Girls Who Like Girls.

So I just got back from Vegas last week where Joanna Angel performed her song “Rock & Roll In My Butthole”, which she wrote for her new movie “Rock & Roll In My Butthole”. Sadly, being the hard, dedicated worker that I am, I fucking missed it! God bless the internets, because apparently she posted this earlier in the month and it totally passed my radar.

Either way, the song is instant classic, stuck in my head, and now forces me to think of butt sex over and over. Seriously, it’s a really cute duet she wrote and performs with princessFrank (from L.A. band Masterslave) that is actually really catchy.

Check it out below, and lyrics are posted on her Burning Angel blog. If you’re feeling fancy, you can even add it to your myspace from myspace.com/joannaangelrocks.

If this does not prove to you that Joanna is a pretty hot little lady, and especially if it does prove to you, then you should definitely watch some Burning Angel Entertainment movies here on HotMoviesForHer, and check out her sites JoannaAngel.com and BurningAngel.com to experience the awesomeness.

What more could you want to know! The wonderful woman behind O4Her.com asked me some very good questions, from I how got started in the industry to the what’s and why’s of porn for women. It was fun, and I hope you enjoy!

Interview With Venus Vegas HotMoviesFor.Com.

(This actually went up last week, but I’ve been so busy that I’m actually posting this from the airport!)